[Comprehensive] Gentlemen are like crazy

Ye Ze: ... =_=

Lu Ming: owo meow~

"...Although I don't know where you came from suddenly, but are you sure you want to sell something and not come here to find fault?" Ye Ze narrowed his eyes slightly, looking at the person in front of him.

"W is so soft! I'm here to sell sliced ​​cakes!" The handsome young man from the Western Regions firmly denied it, and at the same time looked at Ye Ze with a disapproving expression: "So hot and violent? You don't yell like this !"

Ye Ze: "...Are you a Mingjiao disciple? Who did you learn this official language from? You can't even speak official Chinese well. Who was so determined to let you out?"

"Huh?" Lu Ming couldn't help being taken aback, and looked at Ye Ze with a confused face: "Aren't the mud doors all swollen and messy?"

Ye Ze: "...Do you have bad ears or have you misunderstood your own pronunciation?"

Lu Ming: owo? ? ?

Ye Ze couldn't help but support his forehead: "Forget it, I think you must not be able to understand what's wrong with your official language."

Lu Ming couldn't help but scratched his cheek guiltyly: "Is the respect so hot?"

Ye Ze nodded affirmatively and said, "It's not just substandard, it's completely substandard! It's not up to par at all!"

Lu Ming: "QWQ is a beggar gang cheating!"

The corner of Ye Ze's mouth couldn't help twitching, you said you can trust who can't do it, but you believe the mouth of a Beggar Clan disciple?The beggar gang when they are not doing business is just like Chunyang when they are fortune-telling. If they can believe half of ten words out of their mouths, they have a conscience!He even dared to ask the disciples of the beggar gang whether his Mandarin is standard or not, I really can't tell, this brother Miao is also thoughtful!

Ye Ze also had no intention of entangled with him, so he took out an ingot of gold and threw it to Lu Ming, casually said: "Cutting cakes, right? Give me a piece, and go back to the sect as soon as you get the money, just don't give it to me as long as you're official." Mingjiao is ashamed."

Lu Ming blinked his eyes, put away the gold thrown by Ye Ze very neatly, and then looked at Ye Ze eagerly while holding his small bamboo basket containing cakes, without moving: "What is the muddy meow like? "

Miaojiao or something...Ye Ze couldn't help coughing twice, trying to hold back the laughter in his throat, ahem, meowjiao...it doesn't sound like a lot of disobedience, but..."You are not from Mingjiao ?” Ye Ze couldn't help raising his eyebrows and asked strangely.

Lu Ming also had a puzzled expression on his face: "Should the nest be like the silver of Miaojiao?"

Ye Ze: "...That's not true." However, he was dressed in Persian clothes and looked like a Western Region, with two knives pinned to the back of his waist. In his opinion, this was clearly the standard Miao brother's attire, but this Miao Brother, but he doesn't even know what Mingjiao is. This feeling is really very subtle.

Ye Ze hesitated for a moment, but couldn't help asking: "Then which sect are you from? I think your outfit is quite novel."

Lu Ming glanced at him suspiciously, and then looked down at the cakes in the basket in his arms again in a daze: "It's strange that the silver growls in the mud, and there are too few silver in the Western Regions in Datang, what's so strange?"

... There are many people from the Western Regions, but there are not many people from the Western Regions who are neither merchants nor Mingjiao.Don't tell him that this brother Miao who sells cakes may be a merchant, just look at the two gleaming knives on the back of his waist and you will know that he is definitely not a merchant!Merchants who make a living by buying and selling can't get this kind of treasured sword, which can be called a magic weapon!And, if he remembered correctly, why did the pair of knives look so resembling Sad Demon Hunger?

"Huh? You actually know Wo's saber?"

Hearing the surprised voice from the opposite side, Ye Ze realized that he had accidentally uttered the doubts in his heart.But... "Wait! Your official words are good! Then what happened to your words before?"

Lu Ming, who had been exposed, couldn't help but froze, and then he put the bamboo basket on his back with his backhand, and said with a smile: "Oh, brother, what are you talking about? Why can't I understand?" The light step moved out several feet in an instant, and then a great lightness kung fu soared into the sky.

Ye Ze was also laughed out of anger, and immediately, not to be outdone, he used his great lightness kung fu and chased after him: "Damn it, you can't understand! You can't even understand the Northeast dialect? Who are you lying to?! Get out of here Come back! Where are you talking about selling sliced ​​cakes? You liar!"

While running away, Lu Ming did not forget to turn around and fight back: "Bah! Who is a liar? I am a serious businessman! Who told you to be a poor ghost? Just give ten gold? Are you sending a beggar? You also want a sliced ​​cake I want to sell it to you, but I don’t know how to cut it!”

Ye Ze's whole person is not very well. Their Tibetan sword disciples have only been called local tyrants in their lives. When did they ever have the experience of being called poor ghosts!However, although this experience is novel, he doesn't want it at all!The dignified Tibetan sword disciple was called a poor ghost by a poor man from the Western Regions who could only come out to sell cut cakes?Is he shameless? !

And, more importantly - "Are you selling cakes or gold?! Don't know how to cut ten gold?!"

"The sliced ​​cakes sold by Wo are the most authentic! How can those unauthentic sliced ​​cakes compare with the sliced ​​cakes made by Wo himself? The sliced ​​cakes I made are even praised by Mr. Hawthorne as delicious! If you sell them for a thousand pieces of gold, they will be worth it. It's cheap!"

"??? One thousand pieces of gold?! Why don't you grab it!"

"Didn't I just steal the money and run away? You can't catch up with me, poor ghost! Slightly slightly~"

"...Ahh! Stop! Who are you calling a poor ghost?!" Ye Ze blushed furiously, gritted his teeth, and pulled out his light sword. With a flash of sword light, he chased after Lu Ming, and the distance between the two shrank by more than half in an instant.

Lu Ming felt the sword energy behind him, and couldn't help but look back. When he saw it, he was shocked: "Ahhhh! Why did you use your weapon?! You seem to be cheating!!!" Shouting, Lu Ming also Without hesitation, he drew out his double knives and flashed his magic light steps.

Ye Ze was not to be outdone, his heart was ruthless, his internal energy was running without paying attention to consumption, and the speed was accelerated again.After all, this is no longer a matter of ten gold, how dare this cat call him poor? !How can this be!As a hidden sword, you can say that he is two, but you cannot say that he is poor!This is an insult to his personality as a hidden sword!He can't stand this!

Ye Ze forcibly using sword energy to speed up consumes a lot of internal energy, but Lu Ming's continuous use of magic light steps to speed up consumes even more!Seeing Ye Ze's relentless pursuit, Lu Ming is also a Muggle. He used the dark mass to hide his figure, and then moved behind Ye Ze with a phantom step, and hurriedly raised his hand to truce Said: "Okay, okay! Don't run away! Isn't it ten gold? Just give it back to you! You don't want to cut the cake like Xiao Xiangwo! It's specially made for Lord Hawthorne! One thousand gold for one piece Wo is distressed enough, ten gold is free!"

After speaking, Lu Ming stretched out his hand to his bosom to take out the gold and return it to Ye Ze.But before he took out the money, Ye Ze turned back with a dark face and rushed to him, but before he drew the knife with his backhand, he saw Ye Ze suddenly stop, with a sullen face, and backhand from his arms He took out a golden ticket: "Isn't it just a thousand gold? Who doesn't have it! How could this young master be a poor ghost?! Give you the money! Cut the cake for me!"

$_$! ! !Lu Ming's eyes instantly turned into the shape of gold ingots, and then he grabbed the gold ticket, wrapped a piece of cake with his backhand at a speed that Ye Ze couldn't see clearly, and handed it to Ye Ze respectfully with both hands: "Master!" Hello! Master, take it! You are not poor! I am poor! I am poor! Thank you boss! Meow~"

Looking at the real face-changing face in front of him, the corners of Ye Ze's mouth couldn't help twitching slightly, and then he took a piece of sweet cake from Lu Ming and rolled his eyes in disgust: "...I suddenly feel a little regretful..."

Before Ye Ze finished speaking, he saw Lu Ming withdraw three feet away in an instant holding the bamboo basket: "Once it is sold, it will not be returned or exchanged!"

Ye Ze couldn't help but sneered, glared at him angrily, then put away the sword in his hand, picked up the cake and looked it up in front of his eyes, then said: "Okay, don't worry, I don't have to do it for that Pay some money to repent. Tsk, I just don’t know if your so-called sliced ​​cake is worth a thousand gold.”

When Ye Ze said this, Lu Ming immediately became unhappy: "You can insult Wo's personality, but you can't insult Wo's cut cakes! The taste recognized by Mr. Hawthorne is definitely the best cut cakes in the world! "

Ye Ze couldn't help raising his eyebrows and asked, "Lord Hawthorne? You've been saying this name since the beginning, who is he?"

"Master Hawthorne!" Lu Ming's whole body lit up instantly, with a fanatic expression on his face: "Master Hawthorne Assassin! He is our Persian treasure! He is the elder Hanri of our Zoroastrianism! It is me A lifetime of faith! Master Hawthorne’s erudite and powerful body is the most perfect existence I have ever seen in my life! Master Hawthorne’s faith is also so perfect! Yin and Yang blend together! Ah~ that is the truth of the world ! I came to the Central Plains to follow Lord Assassin!"

Ye Ze couldn't help but listen, what did he hear? !He said why did he find the name Hawthorne familiar!Huo San!That's Assassin!Shout out my name - Assassin!As a swordsman, who doesn't know the leader of Assassin?

Assassin's erudition and strength are unquestionable. Even though the evil deeds committed by the Red Clothes Sect are criticized, no one can refute Assassin's strength, even Ye Zedan. There is only admiration but no disgust for Assassin.But... Thinking of Mudan Dada who was raped by Assassin's eunuch, Ye Ze couldn't help but cast a vague glance at Lu Ming's Xiasanlu, and quietly took a step back.

Tsk, what a good brother Meow, look at those abdominal muscles, look at that waistline, in the game, he is also a handsome man who is chased and licked by girls, why can't he think about falling in love with Assassin?Following Assassin?This is the rhythm of becoming a shemale!The Red Clothes School does not accept men.

Although Ye Ze's eyes were dark, Lu Ming wasn't a vegetarian either. He immediately noticed the change in Ye Ze's eyes, and couldn't help but change his expression: "You know Lord Hawthorne's secret?!"

"Ah?" Ye Ze couldn't help being taken aback, but after thinking about it, Ye Ze grasped the point in an instant, and couldn't help asking in surprise, "You also know that Assassin is a body of yin and yang?"

Lu Ming's face turned red, but then he returned to normal color, and glared at Ye Ze and said, "Of course I know! Wo is Lord Hawthorne's most trusted disciple! How do you know? How dare you spy on Master Hawthorne?" secret?!"

Ye Ze: "No, I'm not, I don't!" This is what Jiansan planned to tell him, he is not interested in finding out whether others are male, female or shemale! ... No, Assassin is not a shemale, he is a hermaphrodite, oops, it doesn't matter anyway!Seeing that Lu Ming's hand had already grasped the handle of the knife, Ye Ze became anxious. He didn't want to fight a disciple who was suspected to be Assassin, who was holding a sad devil and hunger fire!The most important thing is that his sword has not been repaired yet!

Ye Ze panicked, and immediately shouted without thinking: "Isn't it a bisexual person? What's so surprising!"

"Huh?!" Lu Ming couldn't help but pause in place, tilting his head in surprise and asking: "...No, shouldn't it be surprising?"

Ye Ze swallowed involuntarily, it was over, he actually yelled out, but... "It's really not surprising, although it's rare, but it's normal." Ye Ze couldn't help but swear in his heart, let alone bisexual People, if this is modern times, you can be male to female, female to male, or neither male nor female. Although some people don't like it, it's really nothing to be surprised about!Isn't it the difference and change of mutation and hormone?

Ye · We must look at all problems with a rational eye. Ze said, tsk, ancient people who are rare and strange, Ye Ze thinks that Lu Ming should really see all kinds of Danmei novels on a modern Lujiang website.As a straight(?) guy who was forcibly cleaned up by his female friends in the past, Ye Ze said that intersex people are small cases, what about Niang Niangquan?Mermaid understand?Orcs understand?Young man, you are still too naive.

"Normal situation?!" Lu Ming obviously couldn't accept Ye Ze's bland statement: "Master Hawthorne is a masterpiece of the gods! It is the embodiment of the unity of yin and yang! It is the revelation of the essence of the world!"

Ye Ze: "—_—Although I really want to say that you are happy, but I still have to correct it, everyone's body is the most mysterious existence in this world, life itself is a miracle, and gods do not exist Yes, and more! What makes up the world is not yin and yang but elements!"

Lu Ming: "No, it's impossible! It's impossible! You're lying to me!"

Seeing him squatting on the ground with his face of collapsed faith, Ye Ze couldn't help but sighed, and poked his blond hair: "Hey, don't you need to look like this? You don't think it's because of Ah Sahin is a hermaphrodite, so why not treat him as a god?"

Before Ye Ze finished speaking, he saw that Lu Ming's whole body was darkened by several degrees, Ye Ze couldn't help but twitched the corner of his mouth: "Hey, you don't really think so, do you?" Well, the fact In fact, there is no need to ask at all, depending on his current reaction, it is obvious.Tsk, it's terrible, so ignorance is the original sin!It's just a mutation, and the result is either burned to death as a monster, or sacrificed as a god, which is really uncomfortable.

If Lu Ming said that he admired Assassin's knowledge and martial arts, Ye Ze would not say anything more, but if he chased him to Zhongyuan because he thought Assassin was a god, Ye Ze would inevitably say more Sentence: "Okay, stop squatting, I think you are also a master, don't you really think that everything you have is given to you by the gods, right? Hey, cheer up, stupid cat! Sober up, okay? Assassin is also a human being, otherwise why would he leave Persia and come all the way to the Central Plains to find some so-called truth?"

"... Huo Sang... Master Assassin also came to the Central Plains to find the truth?" Lu Ming slightly raised his head and looked at Ye Ze with a fragile and pitiful face.

Ye Ze: "...Of course."

"So the truth really exists?" Lu Ming's eyes suddenly sparked again.

Ye Ze couldn't help raising his eyebrows: "Of course it exists." But in the next second, he immediately extinguished Lu Ming's rekindled flame with a basin of cold water: "But Gods absolutely don't exist! Stop thinking about it."

Lu Ming froze in an instant, like a Persian cat that had been falling into the water, he rolled himself into a ball, and he didn't even have the heart to help the basket containing his precious cut cakes when it fell down.Ye Ze couldn't help feeling guilty: "...Hey, you don't really trust me that much, do you? Do you believe what I say?"

Lu Ming silently raised his eyes and looked at him, his original bright eyes were dim: "What do you have to lie to me? You have money, and now I'm so poor that I only have a basket of cakes left. You know Assassin My lord's secret even knows why he came to the Central Plains, but I have been chasing the Central Plains for so long, but I haven't even found out the slightest news about Lord Assassin... Like me, a monster like me, it's not worth others' effort cheat……"

"???" Ye Ze was so frightened by the pessimism in his tone that he almost jumped up: "Hey, don't think about it! What kind of monster? You, you are not poor! You can sell a piece of cake for a thousand gold! You have a whole basket! Moreover, your martial arts skills are still high, and you have your sword! If you are willing to sell it, let alone a thousand gold, I will buy it for ten thousand gold, even a hundred thousand gold!"

Lu Ming couldn't help but bury his head deeper when he heard the words, and his whole body shrank again. If he didn't know that Mingjiao didn't have the skill of shrinking bones, Ye Ze would have wondered if he had practiced shrinking bones before, and only listened to his dull words The voice came: "You don't need to comfort me, no one buys my sliced ​​cakes except you, my martial arts are far worse than Lord Assassin, the knife is polished by myself with stones, it is worthless at all! A cursed monster like me doesn't deserve to live!"

"??? No, big brother! What misunderstanding do you have about yourself? You pointed at the sad demon and hunger fire and told me it was a stone? You beat it yourself? Could you please give me a beat of this kind of stone? Also, Curse? I don’t even believe in God and you told me to curse? Are you kidding me?” Ye Ze was a little crazy, he was provoked into such a state, he really couldn’t run away without psychological burden, Moreover, he was really worried that if he walked away like this, Lu Ming would wipe his neck and commit suicide!His current mental state is not normal at all!

Ye Ze's heart was full of breakdowns, so what's wrong with that Zoroastrianism? Why isn't there a normal person who came out?An Assassin who hates men, a Lu Weilou who is in the late stage of secondary illness, an imam who is also full of ambitions, and this brother who doesn't know what his name is, it seems that he is mentally abnormal!Moreover, they all ran to the Central Plains one by one!What is wrong with this?Who did they provoke in the Central Plains? !

Lu Ming also felt that this rich young master was unreasonable!Although he didn't know why Ye Ze knew Lord Assassin's secret, but as he said, he was not worth being deceived!In the past, he was an unobtrusive disciple in the church. If Lord Assassin thought he was pitiful and accepted him as a disciple, and Lord Musa taught him two tricks casually for the sake of Lord Assassin, he would have been There is nothing to commend it.

After all... Lord Assassin and Lord Musa did not take him with them when they left, which already explained everything. He is a little person who can be discarded at any time!But even though he knew that he was abandoned, he still wanted to pursue Lord Assassin, maybe... the Lord was just testing him?However, just today, all dreams were broken by Ye Ze.

All the pity of the gods, all the tests, are all fake, they don't exist!But, he was really sad enough!Why does that little young master remind him again and again how miserable he is? !He just chased Lord Assassin to the Central Plains without knowing the official language!He was cheated out of all his money by bad guys just to learn Mandarin!Like a fool, he would rather go hungry than take a bite of the cake he wanted to give to Lord Assassin!He's just a stupid, useless monster who was kicked away and tried to join in...

tease him?Heh... "Didn't you already see it? Eyes cursed by the devil, such a me, such a monster... I really don't have the qualifications to follow Lord Assassin..."

Ye Ze also couldn't help being stunned on the spot because of Lu Ming's words. Looking at the person in front of him who huddled silently, as if he had been abandoned by the whole world, Ye Ze felt absurd in his heart: "No! You mean your performance It's all because of your eyes? Huh? You... well, it's not good that your qinggong is only a little faster than mine, but! Seriously, what misunderstanding do you have about your own eyes? Isn't it just heterochromia iris? disease? What curse? Have you heard too many fairy tales? What beautiful eyes, why are you feeling inferior?"

"Pretty?!" Lu Ming couldn't help but raised his head to look at Ye Ze in a daze. Coupled with his handsome face with exotic features, Ye Yankong Ze's heart was suddenly hit by a million tons.

"Yes, yes, yes, you look good, and what you said is right."

Seeing Ye Ze's beautiful expression written on his face, Lu Ming couldn't help but be moved. This is really... a surprising answer!Although he didn't know what heterochromia iris meant, it should be a disease, right?If it is a disease, it means that he is indeed not a cursed person, let alone something that brings bad luck. He can justly stare back those disgusting eyes in the future? !

Lu Ming's mood quickly cleared up, and Ye Ze, who was looking at him with an admiring expression, quickly rose to the same status as his Master Hawthorne, um... well, who made Master Hawthorne Abandoning him, then, he can forcefully place the status of the young master who pulled him out of the abyss slightly higher than Mr. Hawthorne~

However, the young master who knows what heterochromia iris is, is quite a knowledgeable person, otherwise he wouldn't even call this kind of "devil's eyes" and Mr. Assassin's "body of god"—no Surprising existence.Well, sure enough, he, Kesmet Lu Ming, is a respected human being, and they are both knowledgeable and powerful beings.

"Thank you." Lu Ming smiled from the bottom of his heart: "You can call me Lu Ming, thank you for telling me this." Lu Ming stood up and bowed deeply to Ye Ze.

Seeing Lu Ming who seemed to have suddenly returned to normal, Ye Ze couldn't help scratching his head, what the hell is going on?Sudden collapse and sudden resurrection on the spot or something, he didn't dare to let him leave alone in this state!Ye Ze couldn't help looking at Lu Ming who saluted him and wanted to say goodbye in distress.Thinking of what he said just now—the situation where I chased Assassin to the Central Plains alone, but not only did I not find anyone, but I also had nothing but cut cakes...It sounded very pitiful.

"Oh~" Ye Ze couldn't help but sighed, waved his hands weakly, interrupted Lu Ming's farewell, and said, "Forget it, you should go with me for now, anyway, I haven't figured it out yet. If you want to continue on, you can stay with me first. At least... wait until you find a way to make a living. Although a thousand gold is a lot, if you want to find Assassin, this amount of money is not enough to buy his information. I can't watch you starve to death with a basket of cakes." If that's the case, it's really pitiful!

And... who made this guy look like a Persian cat?With blue and green eyes of different colors, to be honest, if this was a different era, he would definitely be an exotic male god with natural colored contacts sought after by those girls!But now it will be regarded as an unknown curse... Tsk, this contrast is really real!Moreover, thinking of the information Lu Ming revealed just now, Ye Ze couldn't help but click his tongue secretly. This kind of treatment should really be seen by girls who like to pinch their characters' eyes!This is history!

Mandarin duck eyes and everything is a cult! ...Well, Lu Ming is so pretty!

:) It can be said to be very fragrant.

Lu Ming was stunned for a moment and then realized the meaning of Ye Ze's words: "...Are you going to take me in?"

Ye Ze glanced at him in disgust, hugged his shoulders and sneered, "I just don't want to watch you starve to death on the street! It's too damaging to our Tang Dynasty's image, anyway, I don't need your food."

Lu Ming couldn't help being stunned for a long time, and just stared at Ye Ze in a daze until he finally couldn't stand up, turned around feeling uncomfortable, and left: "Hey! Do you want to come or not? If you don't come, I will leave!"

Lu Ming came back to his senses suddenly, and immediately picked up the bamboo basket he had fallen on the ground. He didn't even care about the sliced ​​cake that accidentally fell on the ground, and quickly chased after him: "Come on! Wait for me, meow! "

Looking at the figure of the young man running fast in front of him, Lu Ming's eyes could not help but bend into a crescent moon, ah, Lord Assassin, I'm sorry, he may have to worship someone else~ Although, he still wants to know Why did his Lord Hawthorne abandon him, but... he is not a raccoon slave that no one wants~