[Comprehensive] Gentlemen are like crazy

[Squad] Ye Ze: Yunyi!We're coming for you!We will let you know when we arrive, remember to pick us up!

When Ai Yunyi saw the news that popped up suddenly on the system interface, he inexplicably felt guilty.Um... can she say that she has forgotten her teammates?Conscience seems to be a little sore?The chopsticks in Ai Yunyi's hands couldn't help but pause.

"Huh? What's the matter?" Ye Gucheng couldn't help asking.Although the time we spent together was not too long, he didn't have much vigilance towards Ai Yunyi, and he didn't know where he had flown to. , Ai Yunyi really likes to eat, at least since she entered the City Lord's Mansion, she has never seen anything she doesn't like to eat.

Thinking of this, Ye Gucheng couldn't help but glanced down at the big fish and big meat on the table. Ye Gucheng couldn't help being slightly surprised. Although he is not a vegetarian, he would never touch this kind of big fish and big meat before, but , Since Ai Yunyi entered the city lord's mansion, more and more fish and fish were unknowingly on their dinner table.Moreover, Ai Yunyi can always stuff everything into his stomach every time.

Even Ye Gucheng wondered from time to time, how did Ai Yunyi stuff so many things into his stomach and still not get fat at all!More importantly, Ai Yunyi has always been single-minded when she eats, and she never loses her mind, let alone stop her chopsticks!Therefore, Ye Gucheng couldn't help frowning slightly, and asked: "Why don't you eat? Are you sick?"

Ai Yunyi: =_= "... Dad, you will be beaten for talking like that!" What does it mean to be sick?Could it be that if she misses a bite of food, she is sick?Is she such a heartless person who only knows how to eat? !Hmph, Master is right!Men are big pigs!Ai Yunyi rolled his eyes angrily at Ye Gucheng, and at the same time swung his chopsticks again to attack the food on the table.

Ye Gucheng couldn't help frowning even tighter, why would he be angry when he cares about her?Tsk, sure enough, women and children are really unreasonable creatures!Especially little girls!She is unreasonable at all!Of course, although Ye Gucheng thought so in his heart, he didn't dare to reveal his thoughts on the surface.Of course he wasn't afraid of Ai Yunyi. After all, no matter how strange Ai Yunyi's Gu skills were, her strength was still far behind Ye Gucheng's. Ye Gucheng wanted to deal with her just like a chicken.

However, creatures like bear children, they don't harm you, but they can disgust you to death!Although in the first few days, the father, loving daughter and filial piety were quite harmonious, but gradually the two began to have friction, no, it can't be called friction, to be precise, it should be Ai Yunyi's unilateral coquettish failure, She became angry from embarrassment, so she took revenge on Ye Gucheng.In this regard, Uncle Ye is obviously on Ai Yunyi's side.

Therefore, when Ye Gucheng, who is a serious cleanliness, plucks phalluses, centipedes, and snakes from his clothes, shoulders, and hair, Ye Gucheng finally explodes.The city lord, who has always paid attention to his image, condescendingly held Ai Yunyi by the collar and threw her into the pool to calm down. However, judging from the height of the pool water just below Ai Yunyi's chest, it is also possible It can be seen that although the city lord is angry, he is not angry enough to murder his daughter.

And some people have always been a model of pushing their noses on their faces.The wet little loli climbed out of the pool by herself and ran back to the room with a dark face. She didn't even eat dinner. Originally, Ye Gucheng felt guilty about it all night, but after waking up the next day, seeing Ye Gucheng only remembered grinding his teeth with anger when he saw the word "bad guy" written in ink on his face in the bronze mirror, you brat!Just owe it!

Well, the Sword Immortal who was so angry that he lost his mind is of course impossible to succeed in domestic violence, because Ai Yunyi has learned to be smart this time, and she learned to run to Uncle Ye and the villain first complained: "Uncle Ye! Daddy wants to beat me! QAQ"

Followed to see what is called Ye Gucheng who can change his face in a second: ... Hehe, what the hell did he do to admit such a cheating girl? !

Uncle Ye is also a spirit who has lived for so many years, so how can he not see that Ai Yunyi provoked it first, but does it matter?Can a father be as knowledgeable as his own daughter?Therefore, Uncle Ye fully embodies the image of a hen protecting cubs.Ye Gucheng was so angry that he almost dropped his sword: "You spoil her so much that you will spoil the child sooner or later! I won't do anything to her, but what if she goes to the rivers and lakes? Can you protect her for the rest of her life?!"

Before Uncle Ye could speak, he heard Ai Yunyi protruding his head confidently: "I wouldn't be so stupid to mess with someone I can't beat!"

Ye Gucheng also laughed angrily: "So you dare to provoke me?"

Ai Yunyi: "You are my father! Why can't I provoke you?" Seeing Ye Gucheng's angry expression, Ai Yunyi's voice gradually weakened and said: "If I really dislike other people, then it's not It's so easy to paint on the face, with Sleeping Gu, even if I scratch their faces, they don't know who did it."

"Huh? What did you say?" Ye Gucheng asked with raised eyebrows.

Ai Yunyi waved his hands again and again: "It's okay, it's okay, nothing!"

In the end, of course Ye Gucheng failed in the domestic violence, but after such a move, the relationship between Ye Gucheng and Ai Yunyi became more and more like a real father and daughter.At least, now he can turn a blind eye to some of Ai Yunyi's little habits that he would have repeatedly scolded in the past.Isn't it just to give him water after licking his hand?He endured it!After all, good men don't fight women!

Ye Gucheng is now more and more able to understand why some people say that raising a child is the best way to cure cleanliness. Just his daughter, who has only stayed in Baiyun City for a long time, is about to evolve into a great devil!What a weak little girl she looked when we first met? !Ye Gucheng's heart was filled with the sadness of his old father whose daughter had not only grown up, but was also crooked.

Just as Ye Gucheng was in a daze, Ai Yunyi had settled the food on the table like a storm, wiped his mouth, jumped off the chair, and smiled at Ye Gucheng: "Daddy, my friends are coming to visit in a few days. Can you go to Ye Bo and ask him to help clean up a few rooms?"

Ye Gucheng reacted after conditioned reflexively nodding his head: "??? Wait! What friend?"

Ye Gucheng's question is destined to be unanswered, because when he asked this sentence, Ai Yunyi had already disappeared without a trace.Ye Gucheng: ... His daughter is probably not a fake.Sure enough, all the pitiful, cute, and sensible things in the first meeting were all fake!

Well, this is another old father whose rebellion broke my heart.

In the next few days, Old Ye's father paid close attention to his daughter's friendship status, and Ye Ze and others also boarded the passenger ship bound for Feixian Island.

Ye Ze pulled Tang Wuyi, and squatted behind the cabin door to peek at Ximen Chuuxue who was standing proudly on the bow alone, and even whispered to each other: "What is he doing? Isn't it the sea? What's so interesting about it?" of?"

Tang Wuwu couldn't help being silent for a second, but after Ye Ze muttered for a long time, he couldn't help but say a fair word: "That's the sea!"

Ye. Well-informed. Modern people. Not only have seen the sea, but even the stars. Dahai Ze: "... What happened to the sea?" Why can't he always get the points of these ancient people?What happened to the sea?Isn't it the sea?Although it is true that there are countless secrets hidden deep in the sea waiting for humans to explore and reveal them, it must be the deep sea!What is there to see in such a monotonous sea?He also followed Ximen Chuuxue's line of sight several times, and there was nothing strange about the sea over there!

If there is any difference... Well, judging by the color of the sea surface, this place is considered far away.It seems that Feixian Island is not that close to the mainland!

Although Ye Ze didn't say what was in his mind, his expression was enough for Tang Wuwu to interpret the general idea in his mind.Tang Wuyi: "...I finally know why you can't realize the sword intent."

Ye Ze: "...Let me tell you, this is a personal attack!"

Tang Wuwu was used to Ye Ze's incomprehensible words coming out from time to time. Anyway, he could guess Ye Ze's meaning, so Gao Leng's Paotai rolled his eyes at him, and then Turning around and walking away ended the stupid voyeurism with someone.The ghost knows what he did wrong to agree to follow Ye Ze to spy on Ximen Chuuxue, and call it a brain-dead operation to collect information!If senior brother Wu Le found out that he used the secret method of Tangmen's stealth in this way, he felt that senior brother would definitely kill him by zooming in!

At this time, Dongfang Yuxuan, who was playing chess with Huamanlou, glanced at Ye Ze, who was hit by his little friend, called out the team chat channel of the system, and discussed their second plan one after another. mission target.

[Team] Dongfang Yuxuan: So our second goal is Feixian Island?Sword fairy?Ye Gucheng?

[Squad] Sun Simiao: It is true that Kid Ze said so, but, do all the little dolls like to use this name now?I remember that the boy named Li in Changgemen also had this name, right?

[Squad] Ye Ze:! ! !Old Sun!That's different!Boss Li Bai is a sword fairy, a poet fairy, and a wine fairy!The two are not of the same type at all!

[Squad] Sun Simiao: Haha, why, do you still worship him?I also think that what you admire most is your master.

[Squad] Ye Ze: My most admired one is of course my master!But I also admire Mr. Li Bai! ...Wait, why did you suddenly involve me? Shouldn't we be talking about Ye Gucheng?

[Squad] Dongfang Yuxuan: We still don't know what kind of person Ye Gucheng is, and we don't know how to contact him. Maybe we should first target Ximen Chuixue.

[Squad] Ye Ze: ...This is also hell difficulty!So, Dongfang Valley Master, do you have any good ideas?Mr. Sun, you have spent the longest time with Ximen, and you always help me think about whether there is any suitable idea.

[Squad] Sun Simiao: Cough cough, I am getting old, lovers will eventually get married or something, I will not mess with mandarin ducks, you young people know a lot, it's better for you to come.

[Squad] Dongfang Yuxuan: ...cough, let's talk about Ye Gucheng.

Ye Ze: ...So there is still nothing to do?Moreover, Mr. Sun, the speed at which you speak this time does not look like you are old at all, it is faster than Dongfang Yuxuan, it is simply old and strong!

Of course, Ye Ze only dared to vomit in his heart like this.However, just as the four of them looked at each other in dismay at the team chat page of the system, new news appeared on the team chat page——

[Squad] Ai Yunyi:? ? ?Ye Gucheng?You are talking about the Lord of Baiyun City, the Ye Gucheng known as the Sword Immortal? !He is our mission target? !

[Squad] Ai Yunyi: What mission? !

[Squad] Ai Yunyi:? ? ?What about you people? !

Ye Ze was slightly taken aback, but he also felt that Ai Yunyi's mood was not calm from the bombardment of Ai Yunyi's information, and he remembered that the four of them hadn't used the system to discuss before because they were together. As for the task, Ai Yunyi didn't know the specific content of the task at all. Ye Ze quickly sent two tasks to Ai Yunyi, and comforted her at the same time.

[Squad] Ye Ze: These are the two missions [Challenge·Lovers will eventually marry each other (Sword God)] [Challenge·Lovers will eventually marry each other (Sword God)] What's wrong with Yunyi?Have you already seen Ye Gucheng?

After the news was sent out, there was a long silence on the other side. It was so long that the four of Ye Ze raised their heads and exchanged a worried look. Just when they were worried, they heard a ding from the system, and then a series of news flooded the sky. smashed down.

[Squad] Ai Yunyi: Huh huh——

[Squad] Ai Yunyi: Hey, hey——

[Squad] Ai Yunyi: Wow wow—why do I have to do this kind of task? ! QQ

[Squad] Ai Yunyi: Why did someone rob me of my daddy before I knew each other for a few days?

[Squad] Ai Yunyi: Where did that little fairy named Ximen Chuuxue come from? !How dare you miss my father!I want to smear him all over the face! ! !

The four of Ye Ze were shocked by the information contained in Ai Yunyi's series of news.

[Squad] Ye Ze: Wait, wait!Daddy? !You mean Ye Gucheng?When did he become your father? !besides!Don't use your weird thinking to speculate on our mission, okay?How did Ximen become a goblin?He is a man!How could he be with Ye Gucheng? !

[Squad] Ai Yunyi: Why can't men be together? !There are also many brothers in the village who form bonds with each other!If it wasn't for him wanting to be with my dad, why would there be two more missions like a lover's marriage? !Isn't that what it means to keep them together?Daddy is Daddy!Daddy accepted me as a foster daughter, so of course I want to call him Daddy!

Ye Ze: ...What did he miss?Why did he feel that the whole world had changed after only one minute?

Just when Ye Ze was doubting the world, the team chat page moved again, but this time it wasn't Ai Yunyi.

[Team] Dongfang Yuxuan: Well——what Miss Ai said makes sense.

[Squad] Sun Simiao: Ms. Ai is right. It’s not that men can’t be together, and the old man is not a rigid person. If you want to match them up, then try it. I heard that Ye Gucheng is also a person who is obsessed with swordsmanship, old man I have heard Ximen mention it a few times. Now that I think about it, Ximen rarely cares about one person so much. Maybe the two of them can really make it.

[Squad] Ye Ze: ...QAQ, don't be like this, I almost think it makes sense!

Tang Wuyi, who has always been taciturn, even spoke up [Squad] Tang Wuyi: It really makes sense.

Ye Ze couldn't help looking at Tang Wuyi in horror, wait, big brother, what did you say?How can you betray our alliance?man and man?Sword Immortal and Sword God?What do you think? !Have you bent somewhere that he doesn't know about? !

Tang Wuyi met Ye Ze's gaze, and couldn't help but rolled his eyes and said to Ye Ze directly: "What's your expression? Isn't it Long Yangzhi? What's so surprising?"

Ye Ze looked at the expressions of the other three people accepting it well, and Ye Ze couldn't help showing a confused look. Could it be... is he really out of date?When has the goodness of Longyang become the norm in the world?Who is the ancient man!Throw Xuanjing in anger!

During the next two days of sailing, Ye Ze was in a state of ecstasy. If it wasn't for Tang Wuwu who watched over him all the time and pulled him from time to time, he wouldn't know how he knocked himself out.Although he doesn't reject men and men, when this kind of thing happens to his familiar childhood memories, it still has a great impact on him, so his reaction is really not too much!

And, what's more, it's ringing again!I saw...

[Squad] Ai Yunyi: Daddy and I are here to pick you up!Have you docked yet?What about Ximen Chuuxue?I want to fight him!I will not give up my father to him so easily!

Ye Ze suddenly looked out. Outside the porthole, the pier of Baiyun City was already in sight...