[Comprehensive] Gentlemen are like crazy

How did things get to this point?

— half an hour ago.

Because his own method was rejected by his friends, Tang Wule lay on the bed and yawned boredly. It's not that he didn't have other ideas, but... From what happened in the morning, it can be seen that the people who carried out this mission with him The partners are obviously not the low-line assassins they trained in Tangjiabao, especially Yang Qingyue and Liu Zhe, who are gentlemen among gentlemen.

Moreover, although Ye Ze was more flexible than them, he seemed surprisingly firm in this respect.Therefore, Tang Wule didn't bother to think of a plan that catered to their values. To be reasonable, he just had a wrong view, and he knew that Yang Qingyue and the others would never agree to the idea he came up with.So, he'd better be lazy and let them figure out their own way.Anyway, he is not in a hurry to go back.

You know, although he is a well-known bully in Tangjiabao, how big can a Tangmen be?He wants to pretend to be a dude, but also wants to have fun for himself. After so many years, he has long been tired of crookedness. How good it is now, not only can he look at the beauties in other worlds openly, but he can even see the jokes of the young master Ba Dao. Beautiful~

Just when Tang Wule was feeling elated, his always sensitive senses immediately noticed that Liu Zhe next door seemed to be going out.Tang Wule raised his eyebrows, and happened to be free, so he followed Liu Zhe out of the room, and then...

Tang Wule took advantage of the dense water vapor in the hot spring, put on an underwear openly and soaked in the hot spring next to Liu Zhe, and even felt emotional: "Tsk tsk tsk, I didn't expect the young master of the sword to enjoy it quite a bit." !" However, Tang Wule is not as silly and sweet as Liu Zhe, although he secretly followed Liu Zhe to visit the hot springs, but he knows that such a place with such good conditions is definitely not for ordinary palace people or guests to use .

Moreover, the decoration of this hot spring soup pool is very gorgeous, very suitable for women's aesthetics, you can guess without using your brain, this should be the territory of the two palace masters, Yaoyue and Lianxing, and the reason why Liu Zhe was brought here... Tang Wule stretched his body comfortably, um, it seems that Palace Master Yaoyue is planning to attack Young Master Liu today~

Tang Wule was more than happy to stay and watch the excitement.Therefore, although he guessed the cause and effect, and carefully concealed his figure, but it was Tang Chi who had been staying beside him, and he never left under the cover of the screen. Who made him want to see Liu Zhe's jokes?However, what Tang Wule didn't expect was that although he had seen Liu Zhe's joke, when he was about to get up and leave, he suddenly found that his hands and feet were weak, and he had already lost his trick before he figured out how he got hit. awareness.

But if he remembered correctly, in his last memory before he passed out, although his vision was blurred, he seemed to hear the sound of splashing water.Before Tang Wule opened his eyes, he had already figured out the context of what happened before.

Tsk, it's true that he was hunting geese all day long but was pecked by geese. There should have been people in the pool before he entered, but the other party must have heard Liu Zhe's footsteps first, so he hid in the pool with his breath held. The smell of sulfur hindered the sense of smell and the dense water vapor obstructed the sight, which made Tang Wule accidentally plotted against.

Tang Wule secretly hated him. As an expert in drug and assassination, today he was given a slap in the face and taken away in a coma. This is simply the biggest shame he has ever grown up!He probably knew that he hadn't been in a coma for a long time. Although he didn't know what kind of drug the other party used to fascinate him, but now his internal energy was running smoothly and his limbs were strong. Presumably it was just a drug.

However, even knowing that he was not harmed, this is not a reason for Tang Wule to relax!Was put down by someone? !Even if he has been trained in drug resistance, he can wake up quickly even if he is fascinated, but as long as he passes out of a coma, no matter how short the time is, it is enough for malicious enemies to kill him and dismember him!A qualified killer never makes excuses for his mistakes.Because their professions doom them not to have any fluke mentality. After all, the price of others' mistakes is an apology or loss of money, but the biggest possibility of their mistakes is to lose their lives!

Tang Wule quickly reflected on his carelessness, and then pricked up his ears to listen to the surrounding environment... The surroundings are very quiet, and the person who captured him should be gone, but...why do you feel a little cold?Tang Wule hesitated for a moment, but opened his eyes and sat up, then lowered his head.

"Mr. Ge! My god!" Tang Wule was so angry that his hands were shaking when he saw the extra parts on his body.Hell, what system still has this function? !It's best not to appear in front of him in this life, otherwise, he will definitely let it know why flowers are so popular in this world!

Although Tang Wule can pretend to be a woman without psychological pressure, it doesn't mean that he can become a woman without psychological pressure!After being a rough man for so many years, and finally becoming a beautiful girl, that kind of psychological gap, tsk tsk tsk.

System: Blame me~ Who told Lian Xing to give you an overlord?

Well, yes, after being brainwashed by someone's pre-emptive theory, Palace Master Lian Xing thinks about Jiang Feng and Hua Yuenu hiding their uncooked and cooked rice from them, making the two sisters unable to do anything but go crazy After what happened, Lian Xing felt strangely that what someone said did have two points of truth.However, Lian Xing's love for Tang Wule did not make her make up her mind to dedicate herself.

However, when Lian Xing was hesitating, Tang Wule broke into the hot spring she was bathing in.Hiding in the water, secretly watching Tang Wule's face full of schadenfreude, gloating but extremely lively and reckless, Lian Xing couldn't help but feel his heart beating faster.By the time she realized what she had done, she had knocked Tang Wule down with a handful of drugs, and carried him all the way back to the dormitory like a woman.

People are fascinated, so what else is there to say, it is impossible to send people back obediently, right?Lian Xing simply didn't do anything, and began to pick off the last layer of fig leaf on Tang Wule's body.However, since the system has determined that they are women disguised as men, how can it be possible for other people in this world to discover that they are men.Therefore, in order to maintain the character design, when Lian Xing unbuttoned Tang Wule's clothes, the famous Master Wule changed into Miss Wule in seconds.

And Lian Xing was in a bad mood facing that body that was even more white and beautiful than her.She was ready to devote herself, but when she got into bed, she found out that the man she liked was a woman disguised as a man? !Is this teasing her? !

Lian Xing is not as quick as Yaoyue, who can accept the change of falling in love with a woman. Miss Lian Xing, who was so frightened that she was stunned, dragged Tang Wule's body covered by the thin quilt, then turned her head and ran towards her sister's bed. Bedchamber—oh!elder sister!She actually fell in love with a woman?And she even found out that after she found out that Tang Wule was a "woman", she didn't feel the slightest repulsion. Isn't she a little bit bad? !

Miss Lian Xing, who suddenly found that there seemed to be something wrong with her sexual orientation, ran to her sister's bedroom crying, and after crying about her experience, Lian Xing gradually calmed down, and then, thinking of returning The beauty lying on her bed blushed involuntarily, emmm wanted to go back, but that was a woman just like her!She, what should she do?

When Lian Xing was still tangled, she heard her eldest sister listened to her story, and responded very calmly: "En." Then, there was no response.Lian Xing couldn't help but widen her eyes, and asked puzzledly: "I may like women, so sister has nothing to say?!"

Yaoyue glanced at Lianxing lightly, took a sip of the tea in her hand calmly, and asked, "What do you want me to say? Do you still want me to tear you apart?"

Lianxing shook her head without thinking, Yaoyue snorted softly, and said: "Isn't the Liu Zhe I like also a woman? Since I am already like this, why should I hold you?"

Lian Xing also couldn't tell whether he should be happy or shocked in his current mood: "Then Mr. Liu is also a woman?!"

"The five of them are all women." Yaoyue put down the teacup lightly, and said with a flick of her sleeves: "Okay, you go back now, what does the eternal ethics have to do with us, I just want to live happily. You go back Think about it for yourself." If you don't get an invitation from your favorite cutie, you're not in the mood to be your sister's emotional consultant.

Hmph, he's about to abduct her sister, do you still expect her to pave the way for him?Go dreaming!If she wasn't afraid that Lianxing would be sad, she would have wished that they would not succeed!However, this is her sister's own emotional life after all, so it's not easy for him to intervene. Besides, as long as it's not for that scumbag Jiang Feng, that Tang Wule is her cute friend, well, maybe he and It's not bad that Lianxing has become a thing...

Lian Xing, who didn't know anything about her sister's small calculations, was dizzy and invited out by her sister, and stood at the door for a long time before Lian Xing came back to her senses, yes, Chang Shi What has ethics to do with them?Didn't she and her sister establish Yihua Palace just to live a carefree life?Since she likes Tang Wule, why should she care whether he is a man or a woman?

Miss Lian Xing, who had bent her in a hurry, turned her head and killed her bedroom aggressively.Well, it doesn't matter if it's a woman, anyway, sir, don't let people cut off your hair when you cook rice!However, having said that, how should women and women cook rice?

Not knowing that in this short period of time, Tang Wule, who had undergone a huge change in Lianxing's thinking, was still looking for his clothes with a dark face and a thin quilt.Damn, where are the clothes?Give him one and let him try to see if he can change back after wearing it! ! !

Tang Wule was about to explode. Tang Wule didn't know that he was about to face a crisis of virginity. Just as he was rummaging through boxes and cabinets in the bedroom, the door of the palace suddenly opened. "Wu Le Shao... Pfft—" Ye Ze and the others who came all the way suddenly laughed and bent over.The female version of Tang Wule, yes, great!

Tang Wule: "...Shut up! Turn your head! Don't you know that no evil is seen?!"

Before Ye Ze and the others had time to answer, they saw a figure outside the hall flying towards Tang Wule's side, reaching out to grab Tang Wule's waist: "Mr. Tang, what are you doing? Don't let people see you all, is it Lian Xing?" Is it not enough to fall in love with you wholeheartedly so that you only have Lian Xing in your eyes?" As he spoke, he possessed himself and wanted to kiss Tang Wule.

"Look at the brains!" Tang Wule immediately disappeared and dodged to avoid it.He was so angry that his seven orifices were about to smoke, this was definitely the biggest black history in his life!none of them!

Just before Ye Ze and the others could recover from this stunned turn of events, the system's notification sounded again: "D--help Lianxing, Yaoyue, and Lin Shiyin to get rid of the troubles of scumbags!" (3/3) Lian Xing has sent a five-star praise, please make persistent efforts to the host~ It will return soon, the blessing buff will disappear within the next twelve hours, please cherish the buff~ The countdown to return, five, four, three, two, one , Teleport!"

In the next second, Lian Xing fell into a faint sadness facing the empty bedroom, oh, not only did the cooked rice not cook, but also lost her sister's cutie... Is it too late for her to pay herself to her sister now?