[Comprehensive] Gentlemen are like crazy

Ye Ze was also full of anger at this time, to be reasonable, if it wasn't for the fact that this broken system has no intelligence no matter how much he tosses it, Ye Ze would have been so angry that he would have cursed at the street!Well, even now he has scolded, but just one scolding is already good!Thank you for the gentleman education of Tibetan Sword. Before the time travel, Ye Ze had already scolded the eighteen generations of the system's ancestors bloody.

After all, it doesn’t matter if there are various situations in the first place. After all, it’s just the difference between the opening time and the landing location. Datang’s timeline doesn’t move when they cross, but now this behavior of automatically helping him lock teammates is a bit Too much! ! !Last time it was his master, although he said that he lost his horse, but it was more or less his own, and Ye Ze never planned to hide Ye Ying from life, and brought back Xiaomeng to solve Ye Yingxinjian's problem, The system can be regarded as doing a good thing by accident, so Ye Ze doesn't care about it, but this time it's different!

Even if he hasn't seen the situation in front of him clearly, Ye Ze can still guess some clues. He doesn't believe that when he and the uncle are together, the system can just mess with him to pull the uncle down!That is impossible!Thinking about the dresses on him and the uncle, Ye Ze's face turned green.To be reasonable, he felt that sooner or later he would be cheated to death by the system.

Ye Ze couldn't help but took a deep breath, and tried to tell himself to be calm, calm, and demeanor. He might talk and laugh with big bosses like Lu Zu and Mrs. Tang. scene! ! !When Ye Ze saw the scene in front of him clearly, Ye Ze almost didn't bring it up, and performed on the spot what it means to suddenly suffocate, it is really suffocation!Not Zhixi!

"Aze?" The five people who were airborne for no reason looked at each other, and in the end it was the experienced Tang Wuyi who was the first to look at the culprit who caused this scene.

Only then did Ye Ze come to his senses, facing the doubtful or sharp eyes of the other four people, swallowed hard, and slowly raised his hand to cover his face: "This...it's a long story... ..."

"Let's make a long story short!" Tang Wule, who was still busy in the fort last second, arrived here inexplicably, and was changed into a woman's clothes at some point, and directly touched the back of his waist very violently. Thousands of receivers, the clicking sound of the receiver is so loud that people's teeth are sore.

Ye Ze shivered involuntarily, then immediately glanced at the system notification, and then bit the bullet and explained their current situation to the people in front of him.

A quarter of an hour later... the three people whose acceptance levels were clearly above the horizontal line all nodded to show that they had understood the current situation. "So we are in another world now, and if we want to go back, we have to complete the task that some system issued to us, right?" Tang Wule touched his chin and concluded concisely.

With a dark complexion, Liu Zhe tugged on the skirt on his body, stared at Ye Ze, and asked in a deep voice: "So what does this have to do with us dressed like this and appearing here?"

emmm...Ye Ze looked at the five elders in front of him who were all wearing women's clothing including himself, and then looked at the reason given by the system, Ye Ze couldn't help holding his heavy sword tightly, he was a little suspicious now, wait a minute Will everyone join forces to silence him after he finishes speaking... despair.jpg

Although he didn't want to say it, facing the scorching gazes of the other four people, Ye Ze had to hesitate and said, "Probably, maybe, maybe... because we all wear women's clothes?" Ye Ze deliberately used our Words that can bring the relationship closer, but he couldn't help but cast his eyes on Liu Zhe. Yang Qingyue and he were wearing women's clothes to sneak into Baidi City. He could also understand Tang Wuyi and Tang Wule, after all, they were all Tangmen. Zhan Nitang's people would inevitably have to wear some disguises for assassination missions on weekdays, and women's clothing is not a novelty.

But, then the question arises, Liu Zhe, who has lived in Badao Mountain Villa all year round and has never even been out of Fenglei Dao Valley, why does he wear women's clothing?

"What are you looking at?!" How could Liu Zhe not notice Ye Ze's scrutinizing gaze, especially after hearing Ye Ze's explanation, Liu Zhe was completely blown away. "Ye! Do you want to find fault?!"

"I'm not, I'm not, don't talk nonsense!" Ye Ze waved his hands again and again, and dodged to hide behind Tang Wuyi.But he never thought that Tang Wuyi stretched out his hand and dragged him out from behind Tang Wuyi before he had just hidden it: "Okay, we'll wait until you go back here to talk about your hidden swords and tyrant swords. You can tell Lao Tzu first." What about that mission?"

As the future head of Zhan Ni Tang, Tang Wule is relatively reliable, at least he is the only one who thinks of the business first.Well, maybe Yang Qingyue also thought of it, but... glanced at the silent beauty like a jade, holding the piano and looking down, Tang Wule couldn't help but secretly clicked, hoping that the madman would come up with ideas, he might as well use his brains more, However, most of the Changge people really had a good appearance, if they were not taller than him, he would have thought that Yang Qingyue was really a woman from a family who was studying in Changge.

"This mission..." Ye Ze had just remembered the mission at this moment. He dragged out the system interface to take a look, and then he couldn't help but fell into deep thought: "Help Lianxing, Yaoyue, and Lin Shiyin get rid of the scumbags. Trouble (0/3)?" Wait, let's forget about the scumbag, after all, he already had a premonition when he heard the name of the dungeon, but how did Lian Xing Yaoyue and Lin Shiyin get together? !This is not a world person at all, is it? !

However, other than Ye Ze obviously didn't know this, so their focus was completely different. "Wait, isn't it one mission? In this case, it can be counted as three missions, right?" Tang Wule couldn't help frowning.

Ye Ze has not yet recovered from the huge amount of information revealed in this mission, and it is Tang Wuyi who answered Tang Wule's doubts: "It doesn't have to be a mission, generally speaking, it should be a series of missions with the same or similar goals." The task is right."

"So..." Before Tang Wule finished speaking, he was interrupted by Liu Zhe's irritable voice: "So can we change this ugly clothes?!" Compared to the other four, Liu Zhe obviously It is the most difficult person to accept this outfit. After all, the other four are more or less voluntary people who have worn women's clothing. Although it is a bit out of morality to execute a public execution in front of other people, but such things as morality are out of character. Don't you get used to it when you drop it?

But Liu Zhe is different, he obviously doesn't care about face like the other four!Moreover, talking about why he put on women's clothing is also a story full of blood and tears. In short, for Liu Zhe... Sister Liu Xi can be regarded as a strange existence of childhood memories and nightmares.

Liu Zhe's question obviously brought back Ye Ze's thoughts. After all, no matter what kind of world they are in, there is always a task to be done. There is no rush to collect information about the world. What we need to do now is to appease these people. Apparently some grumpy old men—"No, it's written in the mission requirements that this mission world must always wear women's clothes." Ye Ze can be said to be very ruthless.

"I..." Liu Zhe wanted to run away.

But only Ye Ze said coldly: "Maybe you can try taking it off, we also want to see if you will be left in another world forever if you violate the rules." Ye Ze ruthlessly crushed Liu Zhe's last With a little hope, the fingers that had already grabbed the neckline stopped abruptly.Ladies or home?Is this worth thinking about?Liu Zhe kept comforting himself in his heart, isn't it just women's clothing?It's okay, anyway, isn't that kid who hides the sword also wearing women's clothing?Don't make fun of anyone.

While Liu Zhe was doing psychological construction for himself, Tang Wule and Tang Wuyi had already found out all kinds of makeup tools from nowhere, and after a while, they changed their original facial lines The gentle ones are no different from ordinary women, um, Tang Wule and Tang Wuyi's faces are both beauties above the horizontal line, and with such makeup, even Ye Ze will almost not be able to recognize their original gender .

But... the chest is a bit flat... Ye Ze couldn't help but glanced at Tang Wule's chest, and then flew over with a stone-cracking crossbow fiercely by the little bully, almost disfiguring his face.Ye Ze: ... Tsk, the really irritable old man is right, but considering the character of the bully, he is not surprising, as long as he doesn't exaggerate and bite him, he can say anything.

Tang Wule snorted, then raised the tool in his hand, and asked Yang Qingyue: "Hey, Yang's, do you want to melt it? But, tsk, even if you don't have makeup on your face, you can't tell it's a man."

Ye Ze couldn't help but admire Tang Wule's poisonous mouth. To be reasonable, he has not been beaten to death with such a poisonous mouth, and it all depends on his martial arts. Yang Qingyue looked at Tang Wule lightly. Although she didn't speak, she still He silently found a clean place to sit down, and let Tang Wule toss on his face.

On the other side, Tang Wuyi also packed up his disguise, and with his things, he approached Ye Ze and looked at him eagerly. Ye Ze: "...All right, I'll transform it too."

And when Liu Zhe had prepared himself mentally and looked back, he suddenly found that the brothers and sisters he thought were suffering had already finished their makeup and were discussing which hairpin to wear on their heads.

Liu Zhe: ...I think I may have made too much of a fuss... QAQ I'm sorry sister Liu Xi, brother Liu Yu, he was ashamed of Ba Dao!

I don't know if Liu Zhe was stimulated by other people's reactions. In short, in the end, a group of five people all put on proper makeup, and a group of five young and beautiful beauties with different styles were freshly released.

Ye Ze touched the golden Bu Yao on his head, and couldn't help sighing: "I'm really afraid that this hairpin will fall off...Suddenly, I really admire Qixiu who can fight so fiercely with a full hair accessory. "

Liu Zhe touched his long hair with concern, which was obviously loose as usual, but it made him feel that it blocked his sight, and nodded in agreement, women, it's really not easy!

"Let's go." Yang Qingyue said for the first time since coming to this world. He changed into women's clothing not to listen to their emotions here, but to rush back to inquire about the news of Baidi City after completing the tasks of this world as soon as possible. is.

Tang Wule also nodded in agreement. At the same time, he raised his head to identify the direction, and said, "This should be somewhere in the south. Let's go north first. I'll go find the way first, and you will follow." As he said, Tang Wule He jumped up, raised his hand and spread the wings of the organ to go away.

Among the people here now, Tang Wule and Tang Wuyi's experience in questing is the most important. Before Ye Ze has figured out the situation in this world, Ye Ze naturally dare not move lightly, and naturally he will not object to Tang Wule's proposal .

Tang Wule flew out to explore the way first, and Ye Ze and the others also started to move, using lightness kung fu and heading north in a leisurely manner.

Leaving aside the initial one-button change-up operation that the system gave others, Ye Ze has to start thinking about this mission now. Lian Xing and Yaoyue can confirm the existence of the world of peerless twins for the time being. , I just don’t know where this timeline is. If it was before they met Jiang Feng, it’s okay to say that they are all women’s clothes now. It's enough not to let them fall in love with Jiang Feng, but...Ye Ze felt that the system might not make it so easy for him...

However, the whereabouts of Yihua Palace is still a big problem. I don’t want to think about it for the time being. I will talk about it when I hear the news. Let’s talk about Lin Shiyin. Lin Shiyin is the existence of Xiao Li’s flying knife world. They were all eye-catching existences in that dynasty, but I don't know whether the scumbag in the system is referring to Long Xiaoyun or Li Xunhuan.

But no matter which one, Ye Ze just doesn't like it, what he hates the most is people like Li Xunhuan who are indecisive and don't know people!If it was him, no matter what, he would always ask Lin Shiyin what he wanted. After all, love is never something that you can reap as much as you pay.

Just as Ye Ze was weighing whether Long Xiaoyun was a scumbag or Li Xunhuan was a scumbag, he saw Tang Wule flying back from the front.

Seeing Tang Wule's slightly frowned expression, Ye Ze couldn't help raising his eyebrows and asked, "Why, what else can bother the little bully?"

Tang Wule glared at Ye Ze who was calling him by his nickname in front of so many people, and then couldn't help but asked a little depressed: "How is your lightness kung fu?"

"Jiang?" Tang Wuxin asked after looking at the surrounding environment.

Tang Wule nodded and sighed: "The Yangtze River, the river is over a hundred feet, the current is very fast, there should be an undercurrent under the river." Tang Wule couldn't help but looked at the other people present, he and Tang Wuxin could fly over if they wanted to, after all they Men's qinggong is known for its height and distance. Although it is said that the wind on the river is too strong, Feiyuan is easy to lose control, but in terms of the strength of him and Tang Wuwu, that kind of situation should not happen.However, he wasn't sure if the others could fly over.If they can't fly over, then they can only walk along the river to find where there are ships.

It's just that if that's the case, they will definitely waste a lot of time. Everyone who wants to end their women's clothing as soon as possible obviously thought of this, so everyone expressed their opinions one after another, and Yang Qingyue was the first to say this time: "I'm fine." The lunatic uncle of Changgemen is the strongest among the five of them in terms of martial arts. Although Changge Qinggong is not famous for his loftiness, his strength supports him to cross the Yangtze River.

Ye Ze also immediately raised his hand and said: "I have no problem!" Although their lightness skill in hiding swords is not as good, but he uses sword energy to control the sword. Although it consumes more energy, it can break the influence of Jiangfeng with sword energy , but can barely cross the Yangtze River.

Liu Zheben is the youngest of them all, so his strength is naturally a little weaker. Although Ba Dao's saber energy can also break the influence of Jiang Feng, his internal strength does not allow him to cross the Yangtze River in one breath so extravagantly!However, everyone else said that there was no problem, and Liu Zhe didn't want to show his timidity. At worst, he fell into the river and swam for a while, then got up and continued to fly.Thinking of this, Liu Zhe gritted his teeth and replied, "I'm fine too!"

In this way, the five immediately decided to cross the Yangtze River by relying on lightness kung fu.

When they got to the shore, the five of them did not hesitate, and even if they showed their magical powers, they soared across the river.However, reluctance is still reluctance after all. Liu Zhe underestimated the strength of the wind on the Yangtze River and overestimated his own physical strength. When he was still more than thirty feet away from the river bank, Liu Zhe had some internal and physical strength and took off. The height of the river can't help getting lower and lower, and it is also more and more affected by the river wind.

Yang Qingyue, who was closest to Liu Zhe, immediately found out that something was wrong with him, and turned around to save him, but Changge's lightness kung fu was erratic, and when the river wind blew, Yang Qingyue missed the opportunity to rush to Liu Zhe's side at the first time. Can just watch Liu Zhe wipe his hands and fall towards the river.

The three of Ye Ze who had already reached the river couldn't help but feel tense, and at the same time wanted to rush back to the river to save people, Yang Qingyue also relaxed and wanted to chase to the river, at this moment, suddenly saw a figure jumping out of the river like a flying fish, After catching Liu Zhe, they carried him to the shore and swam to the shore. Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

After bringing everyone ashore safely, Ye Ze immediately rushed up to check on the situation of Liu Zhe who was picked up and was still in a daze. After confirming that he was all right, he was relieved, and then turned to the general who rescued Liu Zhe. The young man cupped his hands and said, "I'm Ye Ze, thank you for your help to save my friend."

He waved his hands and smiled, and said with a quite carefree smile: "Girl, you are too polite, I should have offended you, I am Chu Liuxiang, I have met all the girls."