Ordinary me is immortal

This punch directly hit the little girl's face, smashing her face flat.

Sun Jiao couldn't bear to look directly and closed his eyes. He could almost imagine the scene of the little maid's brain bursting. Although he didn't know what the boss was thinking, he was so weak that he couldn't see such a bloody scene.

However, nothing that Sun Jiao imagined happened.

He waited for a long time, but he didn't hear the sound of something heavy falling to the ground.

Instead, he heard the boss speak.

After Wu Wen punched, he punched again, three or four times, hitting the little girl's face a lot smaller.

It feels very fun, like making iron, and the iron will become smaller and smaller when you drop it a little bit.

The right side is a bit uneven, and a little more is needed to make this person round.

"Immortal body?" Wu Wen raised his eyebrows and asked when he was satisfied with the beating.

Coincidentally, she is also immortal, it seems that they have a common language.

The little maid's body collapsed the moment Wu Wen spoke.

It's like a three-dimensional human being suddenly turned into a two-dimensional paper character.

But in fact, it is from human to skin.

Wu Wen waved her hand, and the wind blew the human skin aside. She looked down and saw a small, inconspicuous hole in the ground. That hole looked like a mouse hole.

But if she read correctly, that person escaped from this hole just now.

Sun Jiao and Jian Zheng approached belatedly, and Sun Mingli and the others also came over, forming a circle to look at the hole.

Sun Mingzhen spoke first, and then looked at her sister, "This hole is so small, I can't get in. Can any of us become a cat?"

Sun Mingli shook her head, and looked at Xu Rumeng after speaking, "No, but ghosts don't have entities, so can they float in?"

Xu Rumeng rolled her eyes, "Don't look at me, I have a body now, I can't become a ghost, I don't have such a high level of cultivation."

Gu Qingying flipped through the book and walked aside.

Sun Jiao rubbed his chin, looked at Jian Zheng and said, "Brother, it's up to you now."

Jian Zheng raised his head slowly, glanced at Sun Jiao, took two steps back, and moved away from him, "Don't look at me, I'm not your brother."

Such a small mouse hole stumped all the younger brothers.

The boss Wu Wen said that she found a bunch of younger brothers, all of them were fake, right?

"Go to Luo Ze."

That person suffered a disadvantage from her, and he might find trouble with his little lover. Wu Wen felt that it was necessary to teach him how to behave.

In the wilderness, the loess on the ground was rounded up by something, and slowly, the head of the mouse came out, and then the whole body of the mouse.

After the mouse appeared on the ground, it collapsed directly on the ground, turning into a dead mouse.

After waiting for a long time, the mouse breathed a sigh of relief and hooked its claws on its body. A layer of mouse skin was peeled off, and it grew bigger and bigger. From a small mouse, it became a 1.8-meter-large man.

It's just that this man looks so ugly.

His face was bruised and purple, and he looked as if he had been beaten up. If you look carefully, his facial features are all surrounded, not like a normal person. His nose is stepped in. From the side, it is a little There are no protruding organs, just like a big smooth light bulb.

Qian Mian rubbed his face, he took out the mirror, pierced his facial features off, straightened the bones, and put the facial features back.

"It's a good thing I peeled off my skin early to make clothes, otherwise I would be beaten like this and I wouldn't be able to go back." Qianmian looked at himself in the mirror who had regained his beauty, and wanted to cry, "It hurts, it hurts! It hurts." Dead! Why is it so painful!!!"

Every time Wu Wen punched, he gritted his teeth in pain, as if someone had really broken his bones.

But since he became a special profession, where is there such a thing as bones?

Wu Wen, sure enough, his body was full of puzzles, no wonder Yu Cuihua and Zhang Lao Er suffered setbacks one after another in her hands, and she also smashed the snatching alliance.

too frightening.

Touching his own face could not relieve the pain at all, Qianmian showed a painful expression, and successfully made the mouth that was just installed crooked again.

All right, he can only accept it first.

"He was beaten back by her?"

A wisp of green smoke floated in the air, and the green smoke turned into a human form. Yu Cuihua looked at Qian Mian mockingly, "I thought you were so capable because you were beaten head-on and face-to-face."

"Heh, it's better than you. I heard Zhang Lao Er said that you dared to get up after lying down for a long time." Qian Mian slammed back mercilessly, "Have you brought anything?"

Yu Cuihua glared at Qianmian unwillingly, "If you don't succeed, I sell you, and you won't be able to repay the debt you owe."

"If we succeed, we can make a lot of money." Qianmian didn't take the debt seriously at all, and he didn't borrow it anyway, "Last time you borrowed something from the doctor and didn't return it to him. He still dares to lend you others, you have a good relationship."

Yu Cuihua rolled his eyes at him, and threw a stone at Qianmian, "I'm leaving."

After speaking, she turned into a wisp of green smoke and disappeared.

Qianmian looked down at the stone, it was a very common stone, it looked very inconspicuous, but this thing was very powerful.

Qian Mian turned over to Shi Shi, scorched black marks appeared on his hands, so scared that he quickly put on another layer of skin.

His own human skin cannot be damaged casually.

Wu Wen just found Bai Luoze over there. Bai Luoze was still shopping in high spirits, and she fell in love with a hairpin, and she was bargaining with the peddler.

Even if she could buy it at full price, Bai Luoze would still have to bargain. In her words, she was practicing her eloquence and would bargain with the system later.

Wu Wen felt that she was completely dreaming. The profiteer of the system was the most failed merchant in the world. Others were the customers and gods. The system was the customers and the leeks.

"Just ask, do you think I look good wearing this?" When Bai Luoze saw Wu Wen, he first showed Wu Wen the hairpin in her hand.

Wu Wen looked at it for a long time, but didn't think that the hairpin was so beautiful. The purple hairpin made Bai Luoze look old-fashioned, and the flowers on it were indeed beautiful, but what's the use of beautiful flowers?Such a big flower is so uncomfortable to wear on the head.

So, Wu Wen picked up a hairpin with small pink peach blossoms on the side, and stuck it on Bai Luoze's head, "This looks pretty."

Straight female aesthetic!

Bai Luoze doesn't like pink, but Wu Wen thinks pink suits her, that color is simply too childish!

Well, just ask and be happy.

The main reason is that Bai Luoze is pretty, and the aesthetic color looks good on her.

"Then I'll buy this." Bai Luoze put down the purple hairpin, ready to pay for pink.

Wu Wen shook his head, and waved at Sun Jiao, "I'm done."

There was more than one hairpin on the stall, and most of them were very beautiful. Wu Wen noticed that many women around him came over and wanted to buy one. Moreover, the hairpins on this stall were not only exquisite in workmanship, but also exquisite in materials. It's like something everyone made it.

The quality is good, the price is a bit expensive, but the value for money is excellent, so Wu Wen will take care of it.

Take them all back to my little lover, and wear them one by one every day.

To be honest, at this moment, Wu Wen was shining like a boss, Bai Luoze was so moved that he wanted to kiss her in the street.

If there is a person who puts every choice in front of you when you can't choose, then this person must be a destined couple.

Because she is rich and generous!

As the man behind the big boss, Sun Jiao is unknown, holding the big boss' money bag, because not only his money belongs to the big boss, but his life also belongs to the big boss.

The boss carried his little lover back to Sun's house with a bunch of younger brothers behind him.

The Sun family didn't know what they were doing recently, and Wu Wen couldn't see anyone, but Sun Jiao would always be called away by the Sun family, and Sun Mingli and Sun Mingzhen were also very busy.

"They said they were going to receive the brothers of the national teacher. The national teacher died. They came to investigate." Wu Wen asked Jian Zheng occasionally, and Jian Zheng went out for a walk and brought back news.

Great opportunity.

Last time Wu Wen thought he could catch someone who snatched the alliance, but who knew that the person who snatched the alliance and came out to fight her this time was so cowardly.

Before I started beating, I turned into a mouse and ran away, and it seemed that I was scared by her beating, and I didn't show my face at all.

Shockingly cowardly, but also cowardly and confident.

"The origin of the god statue has not been found out yet, and we don't know what we want to do to snatch the alliance." Bai Luoze asked Wu for an idea, "Who did the statue of the national teacher get from, his brothers should know .”

OK, ready to arrest people.

Wu Wen called Sun Jiao, as the young master of the Sun family, he was in charge of hosting a banquet for the brothers and sisters of the national teacher to welcome them.

"It's almost the same as when a big leader came over to hold a welcome party when he was at work." Sun Jiao was so busy that when he was spending money two days ago, he still felt that this status was very good. Now he wished he could get it for himself. It is set by ordinary people. "Boss, you said that it is not easy to tie them up."

Brother Guoshi came here, many npcs know about this, and because of the precedent of the country teacher, the npcs are like chicken blood, planning to stay up and down, vowing to protect the brothers of the country.

It's not that it's impossible to kidnap people under such circumstances, but it's a bit difficult to kidnap people without revealing their identities.

"Since you're going to hold a banquet, isn't it easy to get them drunk? You don't need to kidnap people if you tell the truth after drinking." Wu Wen once again felt that the younger brother's IQ was worrying, comparable to artificial mental retardation.

Maybe it's because I have been with the artificial mentally retarded for a long time, so I became stupid. Does this game have debuffs that reduce intelligence?

Sun Jiao nodded, and then went to work.

The boss said that he wanted to drink people, so he wanted to find good wine and spirits.

At the same time, the brothers of the national division who were walking on the road met a mysterious man in a black robe, who left them a statue of a god, which was very beautifully carved.

After the mysterious man gave them the statue, he disappeared, and the brothers of the national division felt that they had encountered a legendary god.

So they happily enshrined the statue, and declared that the national teacher was not dead, but was taken away by the gods.

When Wu Wen heard the news, he confirmed one thing again.

The Jiangzhi in the dungeon is not only aimed at players, but also at npcs, it's still a ruthless game.