Ordinary me is immortal

Wu Wen and Bai Luoze walked back to the room in the posture of conjoined twins. Bai Luoze kept holding Wu Wen's arm tightly, making Wu Wen's face darker and darker.

"Is it enough?"

As soon as the door was closed, Wu Wen stared at Bai Luoze with those big bright eyes with a dark face. Bai Luoze smiled and didn't let go, but said in an aggrieved tone: "Being so kind to me outside, close the door." You are so cruel to me, you have no conscience~"

ungrateful?Believe it or not, I did even more heartless things!

Wu Wen made a heh-heh sound, and his legs wanted to reject the gravity of the earth.

Seeing that the situation was not going well, Bai Luoze quickly let go, "I'm a hero, you can't kick me. Besides, if you kick this room down, you have to clean it when you change rooms, and I won't do it!"

Wu Wen thought about it, and what Bai Luoze said seemed to make sense.

"Remember this time, if you act recklessly again, I won't spare you casually." Wu Wen thought that it was still necessary to threaten someone, and the province's someone became more and more presumptuous.

Instead of feeling threatened, someone exclaims, "Wow! This is the first time you've said such a long sentence to me! Oh my God!"

"I'm not dumb!" Facing the foolish ghost king, Wu Wen finally had no choice but to shut up.

Forget it, if you don’t understand, don’t say it.

It was another night, the two of them were lying on their beds, until twelve o'clock in the night, they didn't sleep tacitly.

"Do you want to go out and have a look?" Bai Luoze tossed and turned, and finally sat up.The air conditioner seemed to be broken and the room was stuffy and hot.

Yes, the main reason for not sleeping is that the room is too hot.

Wu Wen also got up, she looked up at the air conditioner, the light above it was on, and she could faintly hear the sound of the machine working outside, but there was no wind blowing out at all.

"Aren't you the ghost king? Let go of your dead air." Wu Wen didn't want to go out in the middle of the night, she just wanted to sleep.

Use dead air as an air conditioner, you must be No. 1 in history.

Bai Luoze pursed her lips, seeing that Wu Wen had already laid back, she compromised and let out a trace of dead air, the dead air gathered the Yin air outside, the temperature in the room dropped to zero in an instant, it was freezing cold.

"Too much anger." Wu Wen said with his eyes closed, and Bai Luoze obediently calmed down a little.

Wu Wen didn't fall asleep until the temperature in the room was about the same.

"Really, whose girl is so capricious, she is a big treasure that must be taken care of." Bai Luoze muttered a few words in a low voice, helping Wu Wen to adjust the temperature, obviously tired, complaining With a smile on his face.

This kind of feeling can be called an old lady.

After a good night's sleep, when Wu Wen woke up the next day, Bai Luoze had big dark circles under his eyes.

"Didn't sleep?" Wu Wen asked out of conscience, and got a sad look from Bai Luoze.

Why didn't I sleep, don't you have any idea?

I don't know why you are a ghost, and you still have dark circles under your eyes if you don't sleep at night.

In the end, Wu Wen had a guilty conscience, looking at the sky and the earth instead of Bai Luoze.

"Good morning! Boss!"

As soon as Wu Wen went out, Qin Si blocked the door again.

Why do you say again?It seemed to be the same thing yesterday morning.

Wu Wen looked at the wall she kicked down yesterday. The bricks were just cleared away yesterday, and she didn't know when it would be ready.

"Good morning, Qin Si." The person who answered was definitely not the taciturn Wu Wen, Bai Luoze leaned on Wu Wen with a smile, like a humanoid sloth.

Qin Si's eyes stayed near Bai Luoze's obvious dark circles for a moment, and he said calmly, "Is the boss going to visit the mountain today? I always feel that there are more clues on the mountain."

"You didn't ask Boss Xue last night?" Bai Luoze yawned, "The air conditioner was broken last night. I thought you asked Boss Xue about something."

Qin Si scratched his head embarrassingly, "I didn't ask, there is no boss around, so I don't dare."

"En." Wu Wen let out an incomprehensible sound, and quickly ended the meaningless conversation, "Go up the mountain in a while."

Qin Si was startled, he thought it would take a lot of talking, but Wu Wen directly agreed to go up the mountain.

It’s no fun to go on a date in the village yesterday, so I’m going to go for a walk in the mountains today?

Scum girl, the freshness is gone so quickly.

Qin Si secretly spurned the couple, and the anger of the single dog made him firm in his deceitful heart, "Well, I'll go prepare and call someone."

At the start, the nine players are not all in line.

Sister Hua and Bald Tou seemed to be brooding over Wu Wen's kicking the wall yesterday, and when they heard that Wu Wen was going today, they couldn't die.The couple Shang Hua and Zhou Jie are still quarreling, remembering that they almost died yesterday, they have lingering fears and don't want to go up the mountain.

In the end, only Feng Xiaoyu and Sun Jiao agreed to go together.Including Wu Wen, Bai Luoze, and Qin Si as a tour guide, a total of five people went up the mountain together.

The way up the mountain is often more difficult than the way down.

"I'm so tired, may I ask you to carry me on your back~" Halfway through, Bai Luoze started acting like a demon again.

Feng Xiaoyu stared at Wu Wen and Bai Luoze with her eyes that were about to glow green, and let out terrible laughter from time to time, which made the gloomy Sun Jiao even gloomy.

Qin Si didn't dare to speak, and secretly watched Wu Wen and Bai Luoze behind him.

Wu Wen looked at Bai Luoze firmly, and Bai Luoze could barely read a few words from her face.

Do you want to die?

Bai Luoze said that it is impossible to die, and it is impossible to die in this life. He can only make fun of it and ask about it, so that he can barely maintain his life.

"Come up."

In the end, Wu Wen compromised.

She didn't want to have any quarrel with Bai Luoze at this time.

Really memorized?

Qin Si looked at Wu Wen in astonishment, Wu Wen's unwavering eyes seemed to be a little pampered at the moment, like the gentleness of the sun after the rain, which made people's hearts soften.

Bai Luoze was obviously also surprised, and was stunned for a while, until Wu Wen gave her an impatient look, and she turned her head a little embarrassed, "No, you're quite tired, do you want me to recite your words for a while? ?”

Generally speaking, this sentence is a polite answer, and the person who asked the question did not really mean to recite it.

But Wu Wen nodded, "Okay, let's squat down."

I go? !Feng Xiaoyu was caught off guard by the show.

Although it was reversed and attacked, it was inexplicably cute!Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah, such a girlfriend force max?

Feng Xiaoyu believed at this moment that Bai Luoze and Wu Wen must be true love.

Seeing that Wu Wen was serious, Bai Luoze thought about it and squatted down.

Reciting people, she has never recited before, but reciting Wu Wen, it seems that there is nothing unacceptable.

When Wu Wen lay on Bai Luoze's back, she was actually in a trance for a moment. Ever since she was a child, she had never experienced the feeling of being on someone else's back.

The shadow of death that follows her everywhere makes her not close to her parents. Who knows when she will bring disaster, she will not die, so she grows up stumbling.

Bai Luoze's back is very thin, it's not very comfortable to lie on it, but it feels safe.

She is the king of ghosts, a strong one.

"There is a saying that Zhu Bajie will carry his wife, I will ask." When Bai Luoze said this, his ears were slightly red, and his face was also a little flushed. It was the first time for her to carry someone, her non-existent heart seemed to be beating .

The corner of Wu Wen's mouth raised slightly in a corner where no one was paying attention, "What's your name? I even scolded myself when I got anxious?"

Bai Luoze blinked, it was true, she was too busy flirting with Wu Wen as a young daughter-in-law, and forgot to mention that she was Zhu Bajie.

"Oh, what are you afraid of? If you have a wife, Zhu Bajie is fine too. But I won't be that pig, my wife won't dislike me, and it won't be changed by a monkey." Bai Luoze turned upside down. Ask, think Wu Wen is too light, "Eat more, it's too light."

"You are the monkey." Wu Wen snorted coldly, looking towards the higher mountain top, "There is a strange aura over there."

"It's miasma." Bai Luoze muttered softly, and there was invisible air flowing around them, faintly surrounding them. "You stay on my back, and I will protect you."

"The physical strength is really good." Feng Xiaoyu, who was tired and out of breath, paused for a moment, and looked at the overlapping figures in front of him enviously, "I always thought that Wu Wen was the boss, but I didn't expect the lover to be too."

Sun Jiao wiped the sweat from his forehead, and noticed that Bai Luoze's forehead was refreshed, and also noticed that Wu Wen didn't sweat at all. The two of them seemed to be in another world, completely ignoring the sun above their heads.

Terrible two women.

"Here we are, let's rest for a while in the rest area ahead, have something to eat, and then continue up the mountain." Qin Si was also very tired. The mountain is very high, and it is the highest mountain in the mountains behind, otherwise he would not be caught Called the gatekeeper, "Boss, why don't you come down?"

Wu Wen's ostentation was comparable to that of Lafayette at the moment, with someone walking on his feet, and beside him was a senior manager like Qin Si.

She nodded, patted Bai Luoze on the shoulder, and signaled Bai Luoze to let her down.

"You didn't carry your daughter-in-law to the bridal chamber, so how could you leave her behind?" Bai Luoze was unmoved, and took two quick steps, heading towards the rest area.

Wu Wen: "If you don't let go, I'll beat you up."

The sentence was short and powerful, and Bai Luoze still wanted to be rude, but she thought about the distance between Wu Wen's feet and her, and wisely chose to be obedient.

The moment Wu Wen's foot landed on the ground, the expressions of Qin Si and Sun Jiao changed suddenly.

"It's dangerous!" Sun Jiao yelled, took out a talisman paper from his pocket, licked it, and stuck it on his body.

A golden light spread out from him, covering the four people and one ghost in a golden hood.

Then, on the cover in front, a black palm print clearly appeared.

The palm print was only about ten centimeters away from the ground, about 20 centimeters long, and it was the palm of an adult man.

"What's going on!" Feng Xiaoyu was still in a dazed state, her desire to survive made her run to Wu Wen, standing beside Wu Wen gave her a sense of security.

Wu Wen and Bai Luoze looked at each other, and thought to themselves, finally here they are.

"Fizz-hiss-"

There was a sound like a poisonous snake spitting out a letter, and there was a churning of soil. At the entrance of the rest area not far away, the ground cracked.

Climb out, a skeleton frame.

The author has something to say: Zhu Bajie also molested his wife_(:з」∠)

Zhu Bajiebai also wants to molest the boss, please ask, will the boss beat people in the next chapter