fake wish shop
Chapter 334 Who dares to be worse than me?
"Anxious to Shao Dashen?" The clone was a little confused.
"If you can make him anxious, then you are really talented." He said slowly.
Shao Dashen usually behaves like something honest in the castle, the kind who doesn't speak loudly.
"It's as if he had taken the wrong medicine today. He suddenly killed himself at home and made a very ingenious statement." Gu Qiu said, "He disappeared from the castle for two days, and you didn't even notice it?"
"Huh? Have you been away for two days?" The clone was dumbfounded, "I don't know?"
"Because of your unreliable behavior, I decided to let you take the blame." Gu Qiu said very brazenly.
……
"Our store manager is a very annoying person."
"It's even more annoying than the tablemate who beat me up when I was young."
"Worse than that chicken that bit me last year."
... Gu Qiu and the avatar were admiring Shao Dashen's stream-of-consciousness lyric poetry that had just been released on the magazine.
"When was he bitten by a chicken?" Gu Qiu asked in surprise.
The avatar also shook his head, expressing confusion.
Just when the two of them were wondering, a little chicken that they didn't recognize from their relatives walked by, with an extremely arrogant posture...
"But he said he was scolding, but he didn't say why he was scolding?" asked the avatar.
Throughout the two thousand words, from the beginning to the end, he used metaphors, parallelism, personification and other rhetorical techniques, and also added skillful blank spaces and metaphors, but no one could see what he was cursing.
It seems that he is very angry with the store manager.
Gu Qiu scratched his head, "Maybe it's the reason why I told him not to write it out."
"What did he want to write?"
"It's not Mu Baiyi's business that he wants to write about the young master of the Su family." Gu Qiu said, "By the way, tell me about it, that is, his store manager."
"Although your various references are messy, I can still understand what's going on." The avatar said, "Then you let him talk?"
"I don't do that. It feels like you're not the one going out now. You've been a monster in the castle. Of course I hope I'll tell the truth." Gu Qiu said.
"Okay, then he didn't say anything, how did this matter get resolved?" the avatar asked.
"I told him that your store manager is an easy-going person. Although he usually looks like a facial paralysis, his brain is not good and he acts impulsively. It is not a good way to tell him about this. It is very likely Originally, I could live for ten years, but now I can only live for two months." Gu Qiu said, "Anyway, I'm just making it up."
"You are... quite cruel to yourself." The avatar said silently.
"That's right, we must be ruthless at critical moments." Gu Qiu said, "I said that the curse was very powerful, and it was aimed at me and the demons. It was originally a curse he cast on me. Once he knew that I was For anyone, the curse is equivalent to adding a catalyst. In the previous lives, I basically died like this. In this life, I want to live well."
"Uh..." the avatar was silent for a second, "Isn't it a setting made up by someone else?"
"At that time, I can't find any better story. How about you make up one now, and make it up right away, and I will definitely use it." Gu Qiu said.
——Because of Gu Qiu's request, Shao Dashen didn't send this matter out, but wrote such a long lyric poem to express his inner feelings.
That day Shao Dashen asked Gu Qiu why he was hiding in the cave and couldn't get out?Why didn't he come out to prove himself when the young Patriarch of the Su family jumped out?
"Because...he can't recognize him, so I can't recognize him. It's not an important thing anyway." Gu Qiu himself hates testing his reaction speed in an emergency. It's easy to talk nonsense.
"He actually recognized it. Before, he was very entangled with you and the young Patriarch of the Su family. He didn't know who was the real reincarnation between you and the young Patriarch of the Su family." Shao Dashen said.
Gu Qiu looked up at the ceiling silently, his eyes were like dead fish eyes, are there any?
"He is not a very cold-hearted person." Shao Dashen said, "Although he has never liked to laugh, I think he is actually a very humane person. Although he has not had a good one in previous lives. As a result, it is always more difficult for one person to make a living alone than for two people. The store manager also knows a lot of friends, and there are many, many magical treasures..."
Gu Qiu was still thinking about the question just now.
Has he ever struggled with the question of who is the reincarnation between him and the young Patriarch of the Su family?
"Of course, I don't really know much about this, but I always feel...the store manager has been looking for you for so long, if he is cheated by someone who is not at all, how sad he will be. "Shao Dashen finally finished what he wanted to say.
Gu Qiu uttered a meaningless monosyllable, "Ah...".
"Then, did you agree?" Shao Dashen became excited instantly, "I can go back and tell the store manager immediately, the store manager should still be in the store at this time, I will pack up and leave immediately..."
He just got up, with a plan on his face, happily ready to take out the key and go back to the castle, he even thought about telling the store manager about it for a while, what a shocked expression on his face.
To say that he has such a deep obsession with this matter actually has no purpose, maybe he just has a mentality of doing good things.Doing good deeds will reap a very simple happiness, and at this moment Shao Dashen feels that he is inexplicably happy.
As a result, he just got up when a series of strange voices suddenly came from behind his ears.
That voice is very familiar, how familiar is it?Shao Dashen had heard it from his store manager countless times.
But it was not a friendly voice, but a voice like a reminder, Shao Dashen's scalp went numb when he heard it.
He knew that the person behind him was probably chanting a spell.
Shao Dashen jumped forward based on his own experience, and then activated the invisibility technique. He was confident that he would never be found when he performed the invisibility technique, because his store manager taught him this.
When he came out this time, he didn't bring anything with him, he just wore a suit of defensive clothes, and because he didn't want too many people to know about this matter, he didn't bring other people in the castle with him.
But he was confident he could escape.
Shao Dashen's thoughts disappeared when he turned around and saw Gu Qiu.He still seems to subconsciously feel that the person opposite should be a weak and sick person, and he completely forgot how he came over with a big knife in his hands when he swung the onion last time.
The lights in the room flickered several times suddenly, as if affected by something.
Shao Dashen saw some small things appearing in the dark, spreading towards him with a shadow, he tremblingly wanted to take out the key, but was entangled in the moment he got it.
"Wait a minute, what do you want to do!" Shao Dashen shouted.
"...Although I want to persuade you not to tell your store manager, it seems that you don't listen to me, so I can only use some coercive means." This voice seemed to come from the opposite side.
Gu Qiu who was sitting opposite did not know when many thin and small things similar to creeper vines appeared.
The amazing thing is that the vines are all golden in color, and there are also many golden stamens blooming on them.
Shao Dashen saw Gu Qiu make a big move for the first time, which surprised him.
I'll go, so strong!
Invisibility is completely useless in front of him!
And the clothes on his body... could have been used to resist a little bit, but under the opponent's attack, it was like ordinary clothes, and it didn't react at all, or even if there was a reaction, he didn't notice it. arrive.
This, is this the strength he has been hiding all along?
Shao Dashen suddenly felt that he had realized it. (?
He looked again at the many golden stamens spreading on the vines. The stamens looked very delicate. They were not so much flowers as sculptures. The nearly perfect faces that were sculpted all carried the same aura.
But he knew the flower wasn't fake, even if it looked like it.Because his nose smelled a strong fragrance of flowers.
In an instant, the subject and the object were reversed, and Gu Qiu changed from being the one who was being pressed all the time to being the one who countered the pressure.
Shao Dashen felt that this flower seemed to be very particular.
It is said that Hua Junnian is a flower demon.
He watched Gu Qiu sitting there leisurely reaching out to pick up something hanging from a vine. Only then did Shao Dashen realize that at some point, his key had been transferred by that vine and sent to the other party. hands.
"Give it back, give it back to me!" Shao Dashen shouted without confidence.
"This thing..." Gu Qiu glanced at the key.Shao Dashen could recognize it from his eyes, the other party knew what this key was for.
He might be able to enter and leave the castle freely before, and maybe even now... Master Shao was a little worried about the key being taken away just now, thinking about it, he felt a little relieved.
"It doesn't matter. I'll just cast a curse on you. This curse won't endanger your life, but I won't let you tell your store manager about it." It floated down lightly, landed on Shao Dashen's forehead, and then disappeared suddenly.
Shao Dashen felt so dazed at the time.
"My ability to cast curses has never been very strong, until I became a flower demon." Gu Qiu said.
Shao Dashen said yes, it seems that people's talent for casting curses is not as strong as that of monsters.
"It's over, let's go." Gu Qiu snapped his fingers, as if nothing happened in the room.
The lights got better.
The flowers disappeared.
The key also returned to Shao Dashen's hands, and Shao Dashen seemed to have not reacted while holding the key.
He used to think that the store manager was the strongest person, but after seeing Gu Qiu in front of him, he was a little shaken by this idea.
It's not that the store manager can't beat Gu Qiu, but Gu Qiu feels like a store manager in some aspects, especially when it comes to beating people.
Thinking of the pile of notes he saw in the other party's room before, as well as the strength of his own store manager, he suddenly felt that the person opposite him was the real hidden boss with unfathomable strength.
I don't know how many people have been donkeys by him.
"Then, what do you want to do?" Shao Dashen asked blankly when he left.
"This kind of thing can't be forced." Gu Qiu said with his back turned.
"and."
"...Since he doesn't even recognize me, there's no need for me to go look for him."
……
"So he vented all his anger on the store manager." Gu Qiu patted his avatar and said, "He thinks the store manager is very stupid, he is obviously a good friend, and he keeps talking about it all day long, but The other person can't recognize it, this gay friendship is too plastic."
"Ah?" The avatar was also at a loss.
"Then he decided to take it out on me, so he wrote such a long pile."
"But didn't you threaten him? Why would he vent his anger on you? I don't quite understand this logical question." The avatar asked.
"After thinking about it, I think there is only one possibility." Gu Qiu said, "Because he thinks I'm miserable."
"Oh, you are miserable." The avatar said, "Are you miserable or am I miserable?"
While eating, he bumped into Great God Shao outside. Great God Shao glanced at him slowly, then lowered his head and poked the eggs in the plate fiercely with a knife.
The clone swallowed his saliva.
It may have been miserable before.
But the following days must be the worst for him.
……no!He was completely cheated!
"If you can make him anxious, then you are really talented." He said slowly.
Shao Dashen usually behaves like something honest in the castle, the kind who doesn't speak loudly.
"It's as if he had taken the wrong medicine today. He suddenly killed himself at home and made a very ingenious statement." Gu Qiu said, "He disappeared from the castle for two days, and you didn't even notice it?"
"Huh? Have you been away for two days?" The clone was dumbfounded, "I don't know?"
"Because of your unreliable behavior, I decided to let you take the blame." Gu Qiu said very brazenly.
……
"Our store manager is a very annoying person."
"It's even more annoying than the tablemate who beat me up when I was young."
"Worse than that chicken that bit me last year."
... Gu Qiu and the avatar were admiring Shao Dashen's stream-of-consciousness lyric poetry that had just been released on the magazine.
"When was he bitten by a chicken?" Gu Qiu asked in surprise.
The avatar also shook his head, expressing confusion.
Just when the two of them were wondering, a little chicken that they didn't recognize from their relatives walked by, with an extremely arrogant posture...
"But he said he was scolding, but he didn't say why he was scolding?" asked the avatar.
Throughout the two thousand words, from the beginning to the end, he used metaphors, parallelism, personification and other rhetorical techniques, and also added skillful blank spaces and metaphors, but no one could see what he was cursing.
It seems that he is very angry with the store manager.
Gu Qiu scratched his head, "Maybe it's the reason why I told him not to write it out."
"What did he want to write?"
"It's not Mu Baiyi's business that he wants to write about the young master of the Su family." Gu Qiu said, "By the way, tell me about it, that is, his store manager."
"Although your various references are messy, I can still understand what's going on." The avatar said, "Then you let him talk?"
"I don't do that. It feels like you're not the one going out now. You've been a monster in the castle. Of course I hope I'll tell the truth." Gu Qiu said.
"Okay, then he didn't say anything, how did this matter get resolved?" the avatar asked.
"I told him that your store manager is an easy-going person. Although he usually looks like a facial paralysis, his brain is not good and he acts impulsively. It is not a good way to tell him about this. It is very likely Originally, I could live for ten years, but now I can only live for two months." Gu Qiu said, "Anyway, I'm just making it up."
"You are... quite cruel to yourself." The avatar said silently.
"That's right, we must be ruthless at critical moments." Gu Qiu said, "I said that the curse was very powerful, and it was aimed at me and the demons. It was originally a curse he cast on me. Once he knew that I was For anyone, the curse is equivalent to adding a catalyst. In the previous lives, I basically died like this. In this life, I want to live well."
"Uh..." the avatar was silent for a second, "Isn't it a setting made up by someone else?"
"At that time, I can't find any better story. How about you make up one now, and make it up right away, and I will definitely use it." Gu Qiu said.
——Because of Gu Qiu's request, Shao Dashen didn't send this matter out, but wrote such a long lyric poem to express his inner feelings.
That day Shao Dashen asked Gu Qiu why he was hiding in the cave and couldn't get out?Why didn't he come out to prove himself when the young Patriarch of the Su family jumped out?
"Because...he can't recognize him, so I can't recognize him. It's not an important thing anyway." Gu Qiu himself hates testing his reaction speed in an emergency. It's easy to talk nonsense.
"He actually recognized it. Before, he was very entangled with you and the young Patriarch of the Su family. He didn't know who was the real reincarnation between you and the young Patriarch of the Su family." Shao Dashen said.
Gu Qiu looked up at the ceiling silently, his eyes were like dead fish eyes, are there any?
"He is not a very cold-hearted person." Shao Dashen said, "Although he has never liked to laugh, I think he is actually a very humane person. Although he has not had a good one in previous lives. As a result, it is always more difficult for one person to make a living alone than for two people. The store manager also knows a lot of friends, and there are many, many magical treasures..."
Gu Qiu was still thinking about the question just now.
Has he ever struggled with the question of who is the reincarnation between him and the young Patriarch of the Su family?
"Of course, I don't really know much about this, but I always feel...the store manager has been looking for you for so long, if he is cheated by someone who is not at all, how sad he will be. "Shao Dashen finally finished what he wanted to say.
Gu Qiu uttered a meaningless monosyllable, "Ah...".
"Then, did you agree?" Shao Dashen became excited instantly, "I can go back and tell the store manager immediately, the store manager should still be in the store at this time, I will pack up and leave immediately..."
He just got up, with a plan on his face, happily ready to take out the key and go back to the castle, he even thought about telling the store manager about it for a while, what a shocked expression on his face.
To say that he has such a deep obsession with this matter actually has no purpose, maybe he just has a mentality of doing good things.Doing good deeds will reap a very simple happiness, and at this moment Shao Dashen feels that he is inexplicably happy.
As a result, he just got up when a series of strange voices suddenly came from behind his ears.
That voice is very familiar, how familiar is it?Shao Dashen had heard it from his store manager countless times.
But it was not a friendly voice, but a voice like a reminder, Shao Dashen's scalp went numb when he heard it.
He knew that the person behind him was probably chanting a spell.
Shao Dashen jumped forward based on his own experience, and then activated the invisibility technique. He was confident that he would never be found when he performed the invisibility technique, because his store manager taught him this.
When he came out this time, he didn't bring anything with him, he just wore a suit of defensive clothes, and because he didn't want too many people to know about this matter, he didn't bring other people in the castle with him.
But he was confident he could escape.
Shao Dashen's thoughts disappeared when he turned around and saw Gu Qiu.He still seems to subconsciously feel that the person opposite should be a weak and sick person, and he completely forgot how he came over with a big knife in his hands when he swung the onion last time.
The lights in the room flickered several times suddenly, as if affected by something.
Shao Dashen saw some small things appearing in the dark, spreading towards him with a shadow, he tremblingly wanted to take out the key, but was entangled in the moment he got it.
"Wait a minute, what do you want to do!" Shao Dashen shouted.
"...Although I want to persuade you not to tell your store manager, it seems that you don't listen to me, so I can only use some coercive means." This voice seemed to come from the opposite side.
Gu Qiu who was sitting opposite did not know when many thin and small things similar to creeper vines appeared.
The amazing thing is that the vines are all golden in color, and there are also many golden stamens blooming on them.
Shao Dashen saw Gu Qiu make a big move for the first time, which surprised him.
I'll go, so strong!
Invisibility is completely useless in front of him!
And the clothes on his body... could have been used to resist a little bit, but under the opponent's attack, it was like ordinary clothes, and it didn't react at all, or even if there was a reaction, he didn't notice it. arrive.
This, is this the strength he has been hiding all along?
Shao Dashen suddenly felt that he had realized it. (?
He looked again at the many golden stamens spreading on the vines. The stamens looked very delicate. They were not so much flowers as sculptures. The nearly perfect faces that were sculpted all carried the same aura.
But he knew the flower wasn't fake, even if it looked like it.Because his nose smelled a strong fragrance of flowers.
In an instant, the subject and the object were reversed, and Gu Qiu changed from being the one who was being pressed all the time to being the one who countered the pressure.
Shao Dashen felt that this flower seemed to be very particular.
It is said that Hua Junnian is a flower demon.
He watched Gu Qiu sitting there leisurely reaching out to pick up something hanging from a vine. Only then did Shao Dashen realize that at some point, his key had been transferred by that vine and sent to the other party. hands.
"Give it back, give it back to me!" Shao Dashen shouted without confidence.
"This thing..." Gu Qiu glanced at the key.Shao Dashen could recognize it from his eyes, the other party knew what this key was for.
He might be able to enter and leave the castle freely before, and maybe even now... Master Shao was a little worried about the key being taken away just now, thinking about it, he felt a little relieved.
"It doesn't matter. I'll just cast a curse on you. This curse won't endanger your life, but I won't let you tell your store manager about it." It floated down lightly, landed on Shao Dashen's forehead, and then disappeared suddenly.
Shao Dashen felt so dazed at the time.
"My ability to cast curses has never been very strong, until I became a flower demon." Gu Qiu said.
Shao Dashen said yes, it seems that people's talent for casting curses is not as strong as that of monsters.
"It's over, let's go." Gu Qiu snapped his fingers, as if nothing happened in the room.
The lights got better.
The flowers disappeared.
The key also returned to Shao Dashen's hands, and Shao Dashen seemed to have not reacted while holding the key.
He used to think that the store manager was the strongest person, but after seeing Gu Qiu in front of him, he was a little shaken by this idea.
It's not that the store manager can't beat Gu Qiu, but Gu Qiu feels like a store manager in some aspects, especially when it comes to beating people.
Thinking of the pile of notes he saw in the other party's room before, as well as the strength of his own store manager, he suddenly felt that the person opposite him was the real hidden boss with unfathomable strength.
I don't know how many people have been donkeys by him.
"Then, what do you want to do?" Shao Dashen asked blankly when he left.
"This kind of thing can't be forced." Gu Qiu said with his back turned.
"and."
"...Since he doesn't even recognize me, there's no need for me to go look for him."
……
"So he vented all his anger on the store manager." Gu Qiu patted his avatar and said, "He thinks the store manager is very stupid, he is obviously a good friend, and he keeps talking about it all day long, but The other person can't recognize it, this gay friendship is too plastic."
"Ah?" The avatar was also at a loss.
"Then he decided to take it out on me, so he wrote such a long pile."
"But didn't you threaten him? Why would he vent his anger on you? I don't quite understand this logical question." The avatar asked.
"After thinking about it, I think there is only one possibility." Gu Qiu said, "Because he thinks I'm miserable."
"Oh, you are miserable." The avatar said, "Are you miserable or am I miserable?"
While eating, he bumped into Great God Shao outside. Great God Shao glanced at him slowly, then lowered his head and poked the eggs in the plate fiercely with a knife.
The clone swallowed his saliva.
It may have been miserable before.
But the following days must be the worst for him.
……no!He was completely cheated!
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