fake wish shop

The avatar can make up stories easily, and it is absolutely reasonable and well-founded, and it must not let people see that something is wrong.

He is very familiar with the background of the wish store.

In fact, most of them are made up from Two-dimensional, and the inspiration comes from the spicy chicken novels and spicy chicken anime he has read during this period.

He looked at A Zhou, and hooked his fingers forward, and A Zhou automatically went up and leaned beside him to listen.

The avatar said, "Actually, I knew there would be such a day."

Ah Zhou was startled, what would happen?

"Man is inherently dead, either lighter than a feather, or heavier than Mount Tai."

"Gu, Brother Gu, don't scare me, why did you confess your last words when you were fine?"

……

When Gu Qiu came back from the young Patriarch of the Su family, he felt a little bored, so he went home.

When he opened the door, he saw the avatar walking up. Like the previous few days, when the two met at night, they had to explain what happened, which was considered an exchange of information.

A few days ago, the news that Gu Qiu communicated with the avatar was probably... How many cups of tea did you drink with the Young Patriarch of the Su family today?What did you play games at home today?

In the final analysis, it is some very mentally handicapped problems.

Gu Qiu went back today because he had something else to do. He found something, and was about to go back and discuss with his avatar whether he was being overwhelmed or if it was really tricky. The avatar stopped him, "Wait a minute, brother "Don't say it first, wait for me to say it first."

"Ah, tell me, to make a long story short, I still have some business to do today." Gu Qiu said nonchalantly.

The avatar thought for a while, "Short story? Let me try..."

Gu Qiu changed his clothes with his back turned to him, right? Let's make a long story short, we are all pure men who have something to say.

"Actually, it's nothing. It's just that Ah Zhou came here today. He thought you were going to have a shit. I persuaded him that there is always a shit. Besides, you won't shit now. If you want to shit, you have to wait a while before shitting. Then he I went back with a little more peace of mind..."

After he finished speaking, as if he had finished explaining some important matter, he patted his chest, turned around and left in peace of mind, and just after walking a few steps, Gu Qiu grabbed the dumb hair on his head.

"You, say, what?" Gu Qiu looked at the clone with a murderous gaze, and slowly exerted force under his hands.

...After personal testing, Gu Qiu roughly figured out how much Newton's strength is needed to become bald.

The avatar sat opposite Gu Qiu, with sparse hair on top, sat there with a displeased face and began to report to Gu Qiu on his work.

"Did you start making it up because the timing was good...it is indeed something I will do, but did Ah Zhou believe it?" Gu Qiu asked.

"I believe it." The avatar said, "Actually, I feel baffled that he believed such an exaggerated plot so easily."

"You don't understand this. The more exaggerated this kind of thing is, the easier it is for others to believe it, because most people can't imagine that someone would have the face to make up such an unbelievable thing." Gu Qiu said very calmly.

The Zhou family at the same time.

Ah Zhou sat in front of the table, staring blankly at a certain corner of the table.

His family members passed by him, seeing his dull appearance, subconsciously asked, "What's wrong?"

Ah Zhou said, "It's nothing, I just feel... In fact, there are quite a lot of unavoidable things in this world."

"What's wrong with you? Why are you suddenly so sentimental?"

"I just heard something suddenly today." Ah Zhou lowered his head and said, "Brother, I want to ask you something."

"what's up?"

"If you knew that you would not live long in this life, how would you feel?"

"Me?" The person opposite him was startled, "Ah Zhou, are you sick?"

"No, it's not me, it's another person, I mean if...forget it." Ah Zhou stopped talking halfway.

This made the people who were still waiting for him to continue to talk come over, insisting that he finish the rest.

the other side……

While eating his dinner, Gu Qiu said to the avatar: "Actually, I also discovered a very important thing, so I was going to come back and tell you... The Young Patriarch of the Su family seems to be very concerned about my physical condition, don't you mean Was there a strange person wandering around a few days ago? Was it sent by him?"

The two of them analyzed this conjecture for a while, and in the end they blamed it together. It was the young Patriarch of the Su family who sent it here, and it was him if it wasn't him.

It must be right to let him take the blame.

"The two of us have been ignoring one thing." The clone said, "We live in the house, thinking that we are in an ordinary house to recover from injuries or something, but it is not among certain groups of people..."

"They think we are seriously ill, and this serious illness is usually a sign of imminent death." The avatar continued, "Because the reincarnation of Mu Baiyi in the past usually didn't live past thirty, you can calculate how old we are now."

"Ah?" Gu Qiu has been thinking about the purpose of those peeping people around him all this time, and only at this moment does he feel like he has just woken up from a dream.

That's right...he almost forgot about it.

It can't be said that he forgot, it's just that it's not true after all, it's a fictional story, so Gu Qiu couldn't think too carefully about many things.

There is no way to be personally on the scene, so naturally I can't think too thoroughly.

But Gu Qiu felt that the most amazing thing was that he didn't think clearly, yet a group of people thought clearly for him.

What should I do, I always feel guilty.

Gu Qiu rested his chin and suddenly realized that this story was far from over.It was too simple for him to think that it would be over if he dumped the blame on the young Patriarch of the Su family.

If many people have thought of this point, then it is impossible for them all to give up observing Gu Qiu, and it is very likely that they have been watching Gu Qiu as before... It is just that they have turned their eyes from the bright side to the underground.

"Besides being sick and about to shit, what else did you make up?" Gu Qiu asked.

……

"If I'm about to shit... then I guess I'll buy insurance for myself." The person opposite Ah Zhou sat down and said.

"Buying insurance is indeed a good idea, but you have died many times?" Ah Zhou asked.

"Died many times?"

"Yes, I keep repeating death." Ah Zhou said: "You have tried various methods and spent various thoughts. Every time before, you were trying to prevent yourself from falling into the arrangement of fate, but every time You can't escape this curse... What will your mood be like after you come down a few times?"

"Wow... This is, this is too dark." The person opposite him said: "What did you see and was stimulated to come up with this?"

……

"That movie I watched the day before yesterday!"

Gu Qiu slapped the table, "You got the inspiration from the movie the day before yesterday, didn't you?"

The avatar nodded sharply, "It was repeated again and again, and then I found out that I couldn't escape that feeling of despair. Later, the male lead played like a Buddhist boy."

Gu Qiu immediately stood up, clapped hands with the avatar, and then both of them stood up at the same time, clapping and yelling, as if they found a very understanding buddy.

After yelling for a minute, the two of them sat down dully again.

It's just me and myself, so why are you so happy here.

……

Ah Zhou continued to talk to his brother about the topic just now.

"But it wasn't like that at the beginning. This person should be a very good person in his first life."

"Excellent person...how outstanding?" asked the person opposite him.

Ah Zhou said, "As good as you want, it's all because of another person. Because of him, this person has suffered the curse of death in this lifetime of reincarnation... Logically speaking, he should hate this person." , but he really can't hate this person because of some things."

The person listening to him looked stunned.

"Also, another person? This story is a bit bloody."

……

"This... is it a plot from the novel I read a few days ago?" Gu Qiu raised his head and said.

"It's not what you read, it's what we read." The avatar corrected him.

"Okay, let's read it." Gu Qiu said, "In that novel, I remember that the person who was cursed was the female lead, and the person who cast the curse was... the male lead, right?"

"That's right." The clone nodded, "At the beginning there was a big misunderstanding between the heroine and the heroine. The hero was very upset with the heroine, so he put a strong curse on her, but he regretted it when the heroine died. I began to try to use all methods to make up for this mistake, just think about how suitable this plot is to set demons and Mu Baiyi."

Gu Qiu said in a low voice: "I always feel that there is something weird about being put on the body of two big men..."

"Where is it strange? It's not strange at all. Besides, if you think it's strange, you can think of another one by yourself!"

"It's not surprising at all! This script is the best in the world! I agree with it!"

……

"I actually met such a person, he always gave me the feeling... quite peaceful." Ah Zhou tried his best to recall, it seems that the word peace can really describe Gu Qiu's often half-dead state.

"In the past, I always thought he had such a personality, but today I met him, and I suddenly had a different idea." Ah Zhou said.

"what idea?"

"He was never like this before. It was only recently that he suddenly became like this. I never understood him before, but this time after I had a serious talk with him, I realized that I thought it was too simple. " Ah Zhou said.

"I thought he was lazy and unmotivated. In fact, he may have been very motivated for a long, long time before...but every time he ended up with an unsatisfactory end."

"If it were me, I'm afraid I wouldn't be too motivated... But the root cause of his sudden change is probably the previous incident... There may be a home in the previous reincarnation I can go back, but this time I don’t even want to go home, so..."

The person opposite him said slowly after hearing this, "Then he must be hiding on purpose now to prevent others from finding out... If he gets seriously ill again, then I'm afraid this time it will be really bad luck, according to the previous times Generally speaking, if you are sick, you will not get well, and it will last until your death."

"Yeah, I'm thinking about this too, I just think some facts are too disturbing, especially that monster, it's like my brain is flooded, I've been with the young master of the Su family recently, I don't know it at all What is he thinking..." Ah Zhou said for a while and suddenly raised his head, "Oh, did you guess it?"

"If I can't guess this again, am I too stupid?" The person opposite him looked at him speechlessly.