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Chapter 272 Homegrown Nightmare
Gloomy grove.
There were thick dark clouds in the sky, Gu Qiu calmly dragged Shao Dashen to some damp ground, and then watched him make a hey hey sound...
It's hard to say whether Shao Dashen woke up by himself or was startled awake by Gu Qiu's voice.
When he woke up, he saw a big black shadow in front of him. The black shadow couldn't see his face, but he could only see that he was quite tall, and his whole body exuded a very bad breath.
"What...what are you doing!" Shao Dashen stepped back, then looked around, and found that he had arrived at a place he didn't know. He felt very scared and nervous. He clearly remembered that he should be in the castle... ...how did it suddenly appear here?
Gu Qiu continued hehehe, thinking that only this kind of dark and weird grove can make you truly realize whether I am a man...
He kicked Shao Dashen's ass, "Be honest, don't move around, if you dare to move around, you will be skinned directly."
Shao Dashen broke out in cold sweat instantly.
Gu Qiu calmed down his emotions, cleared his throat, he wore a very distinctive mask today, green in color, and there were two small bumps on the front, which seemed to grow on his forehead.Wearing such a mask and such a big suit, it is guaranteed that no one can recognize who he is.
Only by dressing like this can you not be recognized, and you can do bad things more smoothly.
Shao Dashen was probably a little stumped by this kick, and he covered his head and shouted, "Why? Why did you hit me? What on earth did you bring me here for?"
"Guess." Gu Qiu didn't say much, and sat on a tree stump beside him.
Shao Dashen was thinking crazily, logically speaking, he shouldn't have caused any trouble recently, and the only thing that could get him arrested was something related to the store manager.Then he was clearly in the castle before he passed out... It shouldn't be, didn't the store manager notice it?
He looked at the person in front of him, secretly wanting to activate his invisibility technique, but he heard him say coldly, "You must think clearly about what you want to do, otherwise if my hand shakes, I'm afraid you will be in trouble." .”
After Shao Dashen heard this threatening sentence, his face instantly became tearless. He raised his head and looked at Gu Qiu, vividly expressing what it means to laugh is uglier than crying, very essence.
Gu Qiu almost burst out laughing on the opposite side of him, he couldn't keep teasing Shao Dashen for fun, so he asked him, "Some time ago, those things about Hua Junnian... Did you say it?"
Shao Dashen was stunned, "Hua Junnian? Yes, I said it... I, I wrote something casually on the Internet, and it mentioned Hua Junnian..."
"Then do you know what kind of person Hua Junnian is? How dare you write casually?"
"This...you don't know much about this." Shao Dashen still attaches great importance to his professionalism, "What I wrote down at that time was definitely what I saw in my own eyes, and I never wrote blindly. of."
Gu Qiu didn't say much after listening to Shao Dashen's words, but let out a sneer from his throat.He said in his heart, big brother, don't be funny... You see it like this with your eyes?
You have misunderstood the most basic things, brother.
Gu Qiu's smile made Shao Dashen on the opposite side laugh so furiously, he asked weakly, "Why, what's the matter? Is there anything wrong with my reading?"
"The problem is big." Gu Qiu said.
"What's the problem?" Shao Dashen still couldn't help but ask.
Gu Qiu didn't bother to explain this kind of problem to him, because he always felt that explaining this problem... seemed weird.He hated iron and steel so much that he dragged Shao Dashen up, then tapped his chest with his hand, and poked a word, "Next time you see him again, remember to use it! Heart! Look! Heart! Do you hear me?"
"Look carefully? I am very attentive." Shao Dashen said.
you shut up!Gu Qiu looked at Shao Dashen with a particularly sad and angry look. Before leaving, Shao Dashen shouted at his back without any surprise, "Who are you?"
"An old friend of Hua Junnian." Gu Qiu said without looking back.
Hua Junnian's old friends should be gone. Judging from the many people Gu Qiu met before, I am afraid that Hua Junnian's old friends are all over the street. There are little Zhengtai, facial paralysis, and neuropathy... forget it , and there is no shortage of such a one.
As soon as Gu Qiu left with his front feet, Shao Dashen fell down silently at the back, and then Gu Qiu came back in a hurry, picked him up, and dragged him back to the castle.
Shao Dashen opened his eyes in confusion, looked around, and found that he had returned to the castle room at some point.
Wait... It shouldn't be possible to use this word again, or he hasn't been out just now.Was everything just a dream?Shao Dashen was a little relieved, but when he turned his head to look at the table next to him, the smile on his mouth stopped suddenly.
There was a leaf on the table!
It's the kind of leaves that grow on the trees in the woods he went to just now!
Shao Dashen's scalp went numb in an instant, and he rushed out while waving the leaf and howling, shouting, "No, come quickly, I seem to have been kidnapped just now!"
With these few voices, he attracted all the people in the house, the gardeners who were standing there repairing flowers, the little loli who was secretly hiding aside, and the little chick who was running around.
"What's the matter?" Everyone hurried over, and after hearing Shao Dashen's pale expression and flustered words about what happened just now, they pushed him upstairs, "Look for the store manager! Find the store manager! "
Gu Qiu was sitting upstairs at that time, just changed out of that strange clothes and changed into his usual clothes, with a calm look on his face.After hearing Shao Dashen's words, he raised his head very calmly and said to him, "It's Nightmare, it must be Nightmare."
"Nightmare... demon?"
"Yes, it is the kind of demon that can sneak into people's dreams and then attack people. Since he can accurately find you, it means that he is not small." Gu Qiu sat there seriously, talking nonsense. It really scared Shao Dashen and the others.Little Lolita hugged her braids in the back, with a scared expression on her face, Gu Qiu continued: "But don't worry, there will be a solution."
He drew a lot of strange spells on Shao Dashen's body, then patted him on the forehead, turned his head, and said expressionlessly, "Okay, I'm afraid he won't be able to find you now."
"But the store manager..." Shao Dashen said worriedly, "That person wants to find Hua Junnian..."
Gu Qiu continued to write and draw very calmly, Shao Dashen asked halfway through, "You know?"
"Did that person say anything besides looking for Hua Junnian?" Gu Qiu asked.
"He said... Hua Junnian is not what I see. I need to look carefully."
Gu Qiuxin said that I asked you to repeat this all over again, you must remember it.If you dare to write nonsense again later, I'm afraid you will have a worse shit next time.
Gu Qiu glanced at the chapter updated by Shao Dashen in the evening, which described this experience in detail, and then suddenly became angry after watching it. This is how Shao Dashen wrote about this experience.
"That nightmare...for some reason, he brought me to a forest in a dream, and told me to take a good look at Hua Junnian next time, and to watch carefully. Is there anything special about Hua Junnian? Really Isn't Hua Junnian different from what I saw?"
"He said he was an old friend of Hua Junnian, and the old friend of Hua Junnian is probably the person who is most familiar with Hua Junnian. I wanted to ask him what kind of person Hua Junnian was in his eyes, but I was afraid It would irritate him, so I didn't dare to ask."
"I told the store manager about it again, and the store manager's reaction was also very strange. When he heard that the other party was Hua Junnian's old friend, he didn't have much fluctuation. But I thought that after the store manager heard it, maybe Can be more excited."
...Look carefully!Look carefully!What about the identity of the man!
Gu Qiuxin said no, this brother didn't understand what he meant at all, it seems that this plan of pretending to be an old friend to remind him is completely unworkable...
In fact, some people will ask Gu Qiu why he is so obsessed with this point. Gu Qiu simply does not want people to treat him as a woman, because this involves a problem——
There is a high probability that a woman will be reincarnated as a woman, not to mention that because she was misunderstood as a woman, she was further misunderstood as the store manager's lover... If people speculate according to this method, they will probably guess the fate of this life. The reincarnation is still the store manager's beautiful lover, Gu Qiu feels that this will affect his reputation.
Just like the lines in the skit—a rooster, he wants to lay eggs, he wants to do what is not his job.
How does the chicken see it?How does the duck see it?What does Big Ne think of it?
Only the second option can be adopted according to the original plan.
At three o'clock in the morning, when Shao Dashen was lying in his room and fast asleep, Gu Qiu sneaked in again. This time he also sprinkled a lot of coma medicine into the room, and waited until Shao Dashen passed out completely. , he carried Shao Dashen out again, and then took him a little to another woods.
The moon was very big and round at night, Gu Qiu put Shao Dashen on the ground casually, and then began to take off his clothes...
Do not misunderstand.
He picked up the snow-white clothes that had just been ordered next to him, and then began to open the thermos and pour water.
Since Master Shao didn't understand the meaning, let's continue.Anyway, in the eyes of Shao Dashen, is everything in front of him just a dream, then he will continue to show him the dream.
Do you dream about things that happened a hundred years ago... This is also very normal, after all, under the control of Nightmare, everything is possible.
Nightmare, a monster that manipulates dreams.
What Gu Qiu needs to play now is Comrade Hua Junnian from a hundred years ago, and at the same time, he also needs the affectionate cooperation of another actor - the lovely double comrade.
Gu Qiu played the role of Hua Junnian, and the gay clone played the role of the demon.
……
The crosswind blew through the entire forest, and the leaves of the trees were all rustling.
The moon hangs high in the sky.
As soon as Shao Dashen opened his eyes, he heard someone talking on the opposite side.
"Do you know who I am? Just keep coming to my side." Someone said, "The two of us don't know each other well at all, have you found the wrong person?"
This voice is... Shao Dashen opened his eyes in a daze, store manager?
"The store manager!" He yelled loudly, expecting the store manager to respond to him immediately, but found that there was no sound for a long time.
He opened his confused eyes, and before he could sit up, he heard another deep but soft voice say: "I really don't know you, but I just saw you at first glance, and I think you have a kind face."
The store manager...who are you talking to?
There were thick dark clouds in the sky, Gu Qiu calmly dragged Shao Dashen to some damp ground, and then watched him make a hey hey sound...
It's hard to say whether Shao Dashen woke up by himself or was startled awake by Gu Qiu's voice.
When he woke up, he saw a big black shadow in front of him. The black shadow couldn't see his face, but he could only see that he was quite tall, and his whole body exuded a very bad breath.
"What...what are you doing!" Shao Dashen stepped back, then looked around, and found that he had arrived at a place he didn't know. He felt very scared and nervous. He clearly remembered that he should be in the castle... ...how did it suddenly appear here?
Gu Qiu continued hehehe, thinking that only this kind of dark and weird grove can make you truly realize whether I am a man...
He kicked Shao Dashen's ass, "Be honest, don't move around, if you dare to move around, you will be skinned directly."
Shao Dashen broke out in cold sweat instantly.
Gu Qiu calmed down his emotions, cleared his throat, he wore a very distinctive mask today, green in color, and there were two small bumps on the front, which seemed to grow on his forehead.Wearing such a mask and such a big suit, it is guaranteed that no one can recognize who he is.
Only by dressing like this can you not be recognized, and you can do bad things more smoothly.
Shao Dashen was probably a little stumped by this kick, and he covered his head and shouted, "Why? Why did you hit me? What on earth did you bring me here for?"
"Guess." Gu Qiu didn't say much, and sat on a tree stump beside him.
Shao Dashen was thinking crazily, logically speaking, he shouldn't have caused any trouble recently, and the only thing that could get him arrested was something related to the store manager.Then he was clearly in the castle before he passed out... It shouldn't be, didn't the store manager notice it?
He looked at the person in front of him, secretly wanting to activate his invisibility technique, but he heard him say coldly, "You must think clearly about what you want to do, otherwise if my hand shakes, I'm afraid you will be in trouble." .”
After Shao Dashen heard this threatening sentence, his face instantly became tearless. He raised his head and looked at Gu Qiu, vividly expressing what it means to laugh is uglier than crying, very essence.
Gu Qiu almost burst out laughing on the opposite side of him, he couldn't keep teasing Shao Dashen for fun, so he asked him, "Some time ago, those things about Hua Junnian... Did you say it?"
Shao Dashen was stunned, "Hua Junnian? Yes, I said it... I, I wrote something casually on the Internet, and it mentioned Hua Junnian..."
"Then do you know what kind of person Hua Junnian is? How dare you write casually?"
"This...you don't know much about this." Shao Dashen still attaches great importance to his professionalism, "What I wrote down at that time was definitely what I saw in my own eyes, and I never wrote blindly. of."
Gu Qiu didn't say much after listening to Shao Dashen's words, but let out a sneer from his throat.He said in his heart, big brother, don't be funny... You see it like this with your eyes?
You have misunderstood the most basic things, brother.
Gu Qiu's smile made Shao Dashen on the opposite side laugh so furiously, he asked weakly, "Why, what's the matter? Is there anything wrong with my reading?"
"The problem is big." Gu Qiu said.
"What's the problem?" Shao Dashen still couldn't help but ask.
Gu Qiu didn't bother to explain this kind of problem to him, because he always felt that explaining this problem... seemed weird.He hated iron and steel so much that he dragged Shao Dashen up, then tapped his chest with his hand, and poked a word, "Next time you see him again, remember to use it! Heart! Look! Heart! Do you hear me?"
"Look carefully? I am very attentive." Shao Dashen said.
you shut up!Gu Qiu looked at Shao Dashen with a particularly sad and angry look. Before leaving, Shao Dashen shouted at his back without any surprise, "Who are you?"
"An old friend of Hua Junnian." Gu Qiu said without looking back.
Hua Junnian's old friends should be gone. Judging from the many people Gu Qiu met before, I am afraid that Hua Junnian's old friends are all over the street. There are little Zhengtai, facial paralysis, and neuropathy... forget it , and there is no shortage of such a one.
As soon as Gu Qiu left with his front feet, Shao Dashen fell down silently at the back, and then Gu Qiu came back in a hurry, picked him up, and dragged him back to the castle.
Shao Dashen opened his eyes in confusion, looked around, and found that he had returned to the castle room at some point.
Wait... It shouldn't be possible to use this word again, or he hasn't been out just now.Was everything just a dream?Shao Dashen was a little relieved, but when he turned his head to look at the table next to him, the smile on his mouth stopped suddenly.
There was a leaf on the table!
It's the kind of leaves that grow on the trees in the woods he went to just now!
Shao Dashen's scalp went numb in an instant, and he rushed out while waving the leaf and howling, shouting, "No, come quickly, I seem to have been kidnapped just now!"
With these few voices, he attracted all the people in the house, the gardeners who were standing there repairing flowers, the little loli who was secretly hiding aside, and the little chick who was running around.
"What's the matter?" Everyone hurried over, and after hearing Shao Dashen's pale expression and flustered words about what happened just now, they pushed him upstairs, "Look for the store manager! Find the store manager! "
Gu Qiu was sitting upstairs at that time, just changed out of that strange clothes and changed into his usual clothes, with a calm look on his face.After hearing Shao Dashen's words, he raised his head very calmly and said to him, "It's Nightmare, it must be Nightmare."
"Nightmare... demon?"
"Yes, it is the kind of demon that can sneak into people's dreams and then attack people. Since he can accurately find you, it means that he is not small." Gu Qiu sat there seriously, talking nonsense. It really scared Shao Dashen and the others.Little Lolita hugged her braids in the back, with a scared expression on her face, Gu Qiu continued: "But don't worry, there will be a solution."
He drew a lot of strange spells on Shao Dashen's body, then patted him on the forehead, turned his head, and said expressionlessly, "Okay, I'm afraid he won't be able to find you now."
"But the store manager..." Shao Dashen said worriedly, "That person wants to find Hua Junnian..."
Gu Qiu continued to write and draw very calmly, Shao Dashen asked halfway through, "You know?"
"Did that person say anything besides looking for Hua Junnian?" Gu Qiu asked.
"He said... Hua Junnian is not what I see. I need to look carefully."
Gu Qiuxin said that I asked you to repeat this all over again, you must remember it.If you dare to write nonsense again later, I'm afraid you will have a worse shit next time.
Gu Qiu glanced at the chapter updated by Shao Dashen in the evening, which described this experience in detail, and then suddenly became angry after watching it. This is how Shao Dashen wrote about this experience.
"That nightmare...for some reason, he brought me to a forest in a dream, and told me to take a good look at Hua Junnian next time, and to watch carefully. Is there anything special about Hua Junnian? Really Isn't Hua Junnian different from what I saw?"
"He said he was an old friend of Hua Junnian, and the old friend of Hua Junnian is probably the person who is most familiar with Hua Junnian. I wanted to ask him what kind of person Hua Junnian was in his eyes, but I was afraid It would irritate him, so I didn't dare to ask."
"I told the store manager about it again, and the store manager's reaction was also very strange. When he heard that the other party was Hua Junnian's old friend, he didn't have much fluctuation. But I thought that after the store manager heard it, maybe Can be more excited."
...Look carefully!Look carefully!What about the identity of the man!
Gu Qiuxin said no, this brother didn't understand what he meant at all, it seems that this plan of pretending to be an old friend to remind him is completely unworkable...
In fact, some people will ask Gu Qiu why he is so obsessed with this point. Gu Qiu simply does not want people to treat him as a woman, because this involves a problem——
There is a high probability that a woman will be reincarnated as a woman, not to mention that because she was misunderstood as a woman, she was further misunderstood as the store manager's lover... If people speculate according to this method, they will probably guess the fate of this life. The reincarnation is still the store manager's beautiful lover, Gu Qiu feels that this will affect his reputation.
Just like the lines in the skit—a rooster, he wants to lay eggs, he wants to do what is not his job.
How does the chicken see it?How does the duck see it?What does Big Ne think of it?
Only the second option can be adopted according to the original plan.
At three o'clock in the morning, when Shao Dashen was lying in his room and fast asleep, Gu Qiu sneaked in again. This time he also sprinkled a lot of coma medicine into the room, and waited until Shao Dashen passed out completely. , he carried Shao Dashen out again, and then took him a little to another woods.
The moon was very big and round at night, Gu Qiu put Shao Dashen on the ground casually, and then began to take off his clothes...
Do not misunderstand.
He picked up the snow-white clothes that had just been ordered next to him, and then began to open the thermos and pour water.
Since Master Shao didn't understand the meaning, let's continue.Anyway, in the eyes of Shao Dashen, is everything in front of him just a dream, then he will continue to show him the dream.
Do you dream about things that happened a hundred years ago... This is also very normal, after all, under the control of Nightmare, everything is possible.
Nightmare, a monster that manipulates dreams.
What Gu Qiu needs to play now is Comrade Hua Junnian from a hundred years ago, and at the same time, he also needs the affectionate cooperation of another actor - the lovely double comrade.
Gu Qiu played the role of Hua Junnian, and the gay clone played the role of the demon.
……
The crosswind blew through the entire forest, and the leaves of the trees were all rustling.
The moon hangs high in the sky.
As soon as Shao Dashen opened his eyes, he heard someone talking on the opposite side.
"Do you know who I am? Just keep coming to my side." Someone said, "The two of us don't know each other well at all, have you found the wrong person?"
This voice is... Shao Dashen opened his eyes in a daze, store manager?
"The store manager!" He yelled loudly, expecting the store manager to respond to him immediately, but found that there was no sound for a long time.
He opened his confused eyes, and before he could sit up, he heard another deep but soft voice say: "I really don't know you, but I just saw you at first glance, and I think you have a kind face."
The store manager...who are you talking to?
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