You have to bully your sweetheart so you won't be a dog

There is a large bookstore near the school. As soon as Xu Jing went up to the second floor, he went straight to the chicken soup area, without even looking at the introduction of the books, and picked up several books with names that sounded like that.

Zheng Yanqing was shocked: "So fast, what book did you buy?"

Xu Jing was passing by him, intending to go to the teaching and auxiliary area to have a look. Hearing this, he paused, and pointed to the top book: "Teach you how to speak human."

Zheng Yanqing glanced over: "That's "Teach You One Hundred Speaking Skills"!"

Xu Jing asked, "Aren't they all about the same?"

"You also know that you often don't speak human language!" Zheng Yanqing scolded him speechlessly.

Xu Jing pretended not to hear, and ran to the teachers and assistants to meditate.Zheng Yanqing was originally having a hard time choosing between Zhang Ailing and Wang Zengqi, so she couldn't help but lean over when she saw the situation: "What's the matter with you, suddenly you want to get stronger?"

Xu Jing never reads textbooks, let alone tutoring books, unless he is just before the exam. He is thankful to the teacher for finishing his homework.

"I'll give it away." Xu Jing waved at him, "Do you think it's better to fully understand the new textbooks, or to study the cases for top students?"

Zheng Yanqing also squatted beside him, and asked casually, "Who are you sending it to? Girlfriend?"

"Boyfriend, from the future." Xu Jing said, and casually took a copy and handed it to Zheng Yanqing, "Do you want it?"

Zheng Yanqing was silent for a second, and returned to his Zhang Ailing as if fleeing. After a while, he couldn't hold back, and ran back to point out: "It's useless for you to take so much, you have to buy it purposefully."

"It doesn't matter, if he doesn't use it, I will use it." Xu Jing shrugged.

"What are you using it for? As toilet paper?" Zheng Yanqing was puzzled.

Xu Jing gave a soft "tsk" sound: "Student Zheng, even if you are a scumbag, you can't insult a great tutorial textbook like this!"

"Don't listen, don't listen, don't listen, don't listen." Zheng Yanqing covered his ears, "It's just that you can't be called a scumbag if you don't have good grades! I dare say that our teachers don't read as many books as me except the Chinese teacher! Except for the textbooks!"

Xu Jing said earnestly: "I use it for studying, and I have to get into the same school as him in the future." He heard that Su Xiangchen's failure was not simply because of a bad exam, but because he had a high fever on the day of the exam and was born again. He must prevent this kind of thing from happening. Su Xiangchen can be admitted to a better school, so he must ensure that he can also pass the exam.

Zheng Yanqing was a little surprised: "Which school is it? A senior? Are you serious? Have you dated? When did it happen?"

Xu Jing looked at him resentfully: "Students in our school, at the same level, seriously, for the rest of the questions, please read the book in my hand first."

Zheng Yanqing saw the "teach you to speak human language" and realized.His confession was rejected, he was frustrated in love, and he was determined to be strong. He almost wanted to write a Weibo article on the spot to commemorate the happy elder brother who never came back.

Wait...he seems to have missed something...

Zheng Yanqing: "Which school can you tell me again?"

Xu Jing: "Our school."

Zheng Yanqing: "..."

A student from Experimental Middle School, at the same level, a top student that Xu Jing can't catch up with, a male, he is terrified when he thinks about it.

Zheng Yanqing: "You, you let me slowly..."

As soon as he slowed down, he couldn't help taking out his mobile phone, and accidentally saw the announcement in the group, all the fantasies of "maybe I misunderstood" disappeared immediately, and the more he slowed down, the more frightened he became.

Question: A usually hates B very much and troubles him every day. Suddenly one day A falls in love with B without warning. I wonder if A is crazy or stupid?

Zheng Yanqing racked his brains and could only think of the only explanation: "What the hell did you do to him after drinking and having sex?"

Xu Jing: "Get lost."

In the end, Xu Jing bought a lot of books, including his own chicken soup, tutorial books, and some works enthusiastically recommended by Zheng Yanqing. I didn't send it out, because Su Xiangchen probably refused.

The next day, he suggested to Lu Ting to set up a book corner at the back of the class, and put all the books except the teaching aids in the book corner.Everyone can read these books outside of class, but they are not allowed to maliciously damage or paint on them. Lu Ting followed what Xu Jing said, concealing the origin of the books, saying that she prepared them for everyone.

When it was lunch break, Su Xiangchen really picked out a book to pass the time.

At that time Xu Jing was distributing spicy sticks to the whole class.There are basically no books in his drawers, and the books are piled up on the table, which can be used as a cover for sleeping when necessary.Half of the drawers are odds and ends, and half are small snacks.

The snacks are all junk food like spicy fries and potato chips, the favorite of high school students in their spare time, Xu Jing has not been so keen on this kind of snacks after university, so he simply benefits everyone.

When it was assigned to Su Xiangchen, Xu Jing walked around him without turning his eyes. The next person immediately took out two spicy sticks from the bag in his hand. No one felt that there was anything wrong, including Su Xiangchen himself.

After all, it was well known that Xu Jing didn't like Su Xiangchen.

As the snacks were completely distributed, a system notification sounded in Xu Jing's mind: "Ding dong, the daily task: Isolating Su Xiangchen has been completed once, and you have obtained 2 points."

Before class started, Su Xiangchen went out to the bathroom. When he went to the bathroom, he was afraid of meeting someone who would trouble him, so he usually went around to the bathroom on the teacher's floor. When Xu Jing came in after him, Su Xiangchen Shaking a bit, I almost couldn't pee.

Xu Jing raised the corners of his mouth and raised his eyebrows at him, unable to tell whether it was amused or ridiculed.

"That...clothes...I washed the clothes, and I'll return them to you after they're done." After Su Xiangchen finished speaking, he hurriedly pulled up his pants and washed his hands, and before going out for a few steps, Xu Jing blocked him in the stairwell.

Su Xiangchen remembered that Xu Jing was very kind on Sunday, so he was not so afraid and looked at him obediently.Xu Jing looked in a good mood, smiled and stuffed two pieces of chocolate into Su Xiangchen's palm, and said in a low voice, "Your portion."

Su Xiangchen was stunned for a moment, feeling that the thing in his hand was a little hot, and he wanted to return it but didn't want to.

It's not that he can't afford chocolate, and the small pieces of Dove are not very expensive, but this is the first time a classmate invites him to eat, and it suddenly becomes precious.

When he came back to his senses, Xu Jing had already gone downstairs humming a song, as if he really just gave it away.

The whole class has them, so it shouldn't matter if I hold them.Su Xiangchen thought about it, and went downstairs to buy two candies that Xu Jing often ate, and secretly stuffed them into Xu Jing's desk after school.

When Xu Jing came home, there were already two text messages on his phone.

Mr. Xu: Don't come back if you have the ability.

Mrs. Xu: Got it, pay attention to eating on time, and don't always go out with friends to have fun.

Xu Jing treated them equally, and replied "um" to the two text messages.One is indifferent and the other is obedient.

After eating, he leaned against the head of the bed and lay his body, flipping through the ""Speaking Human Words"" in his hand, and his thoughts drifted as he flipped through it.

He picked up his mobile phone and sent a message on the social media: He is so cute.

Wechat is popular these days, but among their group of people, there are quite a few people who play porn, just to post some little secrets that cannot be seen by the seven aunts and eight aunts.

It didn't take long for Xu Jingfa to talk, and a bunch of people liked it. Most of them were asking "Who is it?" Only Zheng Yanqing replied with a series of full stops that were full of worries.

Xu Jing immediately clicked on Zheng Yanqing's dialog box: "Our Chenchen is very cute."

Zheng Yanqing: I don't want to hear it.

Xu Jing: He secretly gave me candy.

Zheng Yanqing: What did I do wrong? ?

Xu Jing: I want to bully him.

Zheng Yanqing blocked him.

Xu Jing curled his lips and had no choice but to harass the system again: "What is the task for tomorrow?"

The system cheerfully replied: "It will be refreshed tomorrow~"

Xu Jing: "Oh... Refresh it early tomorrow."

System: "..." Why do you think you are enjoying it?

The next day Su Xiangchen returned the clothes, put them in a bag, and hung them beside Xu Jing's table. Xu Jing leaned close to the bag and smelled it, and he smelled the fragrance of laundry detergent, which was a pity.In fact, he hoped that Su Xiangchen would not wash...

As soon as he looked up, he found Su Xiangchen secretly watching him from the corner of his eye, so he pretended to have just found the candy in the drawer, took the two candies, sat across from Su Xiangchen, and asked knowingly, "You gave it?"

Su Xiangchen nodded.

"What's the matter, I invite you to eat something, and you still insist on paying it back? So clear?" There was a strong reproach in his tone.

Su Xiangchen was a little uncertain whether he really minded, and spoke nervously: "No, I just want to invite you."

Xu Jing said with a "hehe": "Okay, isn't it just to return favors."

"No... I just want to invite you. I see that you like it very much. It's not about letting go..." Su Xiangchen held the pen in his hand and turned it upside down, for fear that he might not be able to explain clearly.

Xu Jing: "Then you can't invite me back on the same day, making people think that you don't want others to treat you better."

"Oh... sorry..." Su Xiangchen said.

Xu Jing said in an insatiable way: "And you can't pay back favors like this. Look, two, no more, no less, you are quite good at counting. If you want to pay back, just treat yourself to a meal."

Su Xiangchen was very flustered by the words, and responded vaguely: "Okay... that, the cafeteria..." He paused, seeing Xu Jing frown, and quickly changed his words, "The cafeteria...can't be..."

Xu Jing raised his eyebrows: "There is a newly opened Japanese-style sushi outside."

Su Xiangchen had never eaten that kind of sushi, and he only heard that it was very expensive, but he hesitated for two seconds, and still gritted his teeth: "Okay."

Xu Jing smiled: "Then let's talk about it. How about this, I can't let you spend it in vain. If you treat me to dinner, I will protect you for a few days."

Su Xiangchen thought something was wrong, didn't Xu Jing just say that he couldn't repay the favor on the same day, and this method always felt weird... like collecting protection money.

"Ding dong, the daily task: collecting protection fees from Su Xiangchen has been completed, and you have obtained 2 points." And the system also thinks so.

Xu Jing replied to the system in a good mood: "Thank you."

System: "...No thanks." Although the host should be happy for completing the scum task...but I don't know why he can't be happy!

That night, Su Xiangchen fulfilled his promise to treat guests. He glanced at the menu and handed it to Xu Jing: "You order first."

Xu Jing was not polite, and ordered two sushi platters, and a large bowl of special rice bowl. After calculating such things, it was more than 300 yuan.

Xu Jing pushed the menu back: "What about you?"

Su Xiangchen forced a smile at him: "The ones you ordered should be enough."

Xu Jing smiled: "Oh...but I ate those."

Su Xiangchen was silent for two seconds, rubbed the corner of the menu, and finally ordered the cheapest cold dish.

Xu Jing was also afraid of being bullied, so he accepted it when he saw it, nodded and closed the menu and handed it to the waiter.

After the food was served, he didn't do what he said, he ate the platter for two by himself, but pushed a portion in front of Su Xiangchen.

Su Xiangchen drank the free lemonade: "Go ahead and eat."

Xu Jing: "I ordered for you. If you don't eat it, you can leave it." Even if he only ordered a platter, I am afraid that Su Xiangchen will not continue to order, so he ordered two servings at the beginning.

Of course, Su Xiangchen couldn't have leftovers, but he ate very carefully, for fear of missing a trace of delicious food.Seeing him sticking out his tongue to lick off the rice grains that got to his mouth, Xu Jing couldn't help feeling a little tired, so he quickly poured himself a large glass of lemonade and drank it in one gulp.

He pushed the half-eaten rice bowl in front of Su Xiangchen: "I can't eat any more."

Su Xiangchen took it naturally, and when he finished the meal, he was overwhelmed.As soon as he raised his head, he saw Xu Jing nestled back on the sofa, but surprisingly, he didn't appear to be boneless, but rather stylish and stylish, exuding a lazy beauty.

The little girl at the next table took advantage of him closing his eyes and resting his mind, secretly raised his mobile phone to take a picture, and every time he took a picture, it became a wallpaper.

Su Xiangchen suddenly regretted that he usually did not bring his mobile phone to school, otherwise he would have left a photo at this time.

Xu Jing opened his eyes and asked, "Have you finished eating?"

Su Xiangchen: "Yes."

Xu Jing: "Then let's go."

Su Xiangchen usually does not carry a mobile phone, so he takes as much money as he needs, but he is afraid of encountering a sudden need to pay, so he always carries his bank card with him, and he withdraws the money after school, five hundred, which is good enough .

Xu Jing was waiting for him at the door, fiddling with Su Xiangchen's broken bicycle, which was not much better than ofo, when he came out, he glanced behind him: "Just now I wanted to ask, why do you memorize so many books to and from school every day?" ? Doesn’t it sink?”

Su Xiangchen raised his head and looked at him in surprise.

Xu Jing: "?"

Su Xiangchen said sullenly: "Well...my book can't be put in the drawer, it will be scribbled or torn off."

Xu Jing frowned: "Huh? Who is it? Are you sick?"

Su Xiangchen hesitated for a while, and finally said: "You..."

Xu Jing: "..."

The atmosphere suddenly became subtle.