[Idol trainee] please pick me up

All the aunts in Gangwon Province knew that the eldest son of the Park family was stupid.

And completely stupid.

Mother Pu was heartbroken. Her precious son was caught by a fish when he went fishing, and he plunged into the river and almost drowned. Not to mention, he was stupid; he was so stupid that he didn't even recognize himself and his family, and he couldn't even speak Korean. I have said it; I have to learn Korean from scratch, and I always fantasize that I am Chinese, and I can’t even eat my favorite fried ginseng.

Today, the Pu family is clouded with gloom. Pu Yuzhen, who has been treated like an senile dementia patient, is only arranged to go to a convenience store to buy something. The family originally hoped to use this kind of behavior similar to that of a child going to the street to help train him. Who would have imagined that a 1.8-meter living person would get lost just like that in just a while.

However, before they organized the neighbors to find their silly son, the son actually went home by himself, but he was followed by a strange uncle with a wretched temperament.

Uncle Wei's survival instinct drove him to explain his intentions at a speed comparable to that of Eminem before being beaten by Mother Park with a broom, making him one-third of the missing population in South Korea.

So Pu Jiaji discussed whether to send Pu Yuzhen back to primary school and then held a family meeting again. The theme this time was to decide whether to send Pu Yuzhen to be an MMO trainee.

"Since I want to go by myself, it's better to follow my wishes." The youngest of the Pu family pushed his glasses.

"What nonsense are you talking about? Brother Yuzhen can't even speak Korean well now. Besides, what kind of company is MMO? I've never heard of it. It's not a big company like SM and JYP. Children should take care of themselves. Studying, aren’t there enough idols in Korea now?” Seeing Park’s father nodding, Park’s mother, who already had opinions on Korean idol culture, began to criticize the social reality even more vigorously.

"That's mother, you are old-fashioned... Although it is a small company that is not well-known, but a while ago, two seniors of their company made their debut on the Produce 101 program. But speaking of MMO, it may be a company that specializes in cultivating comedians Let's go..." On the wall is the younger sister of the WANNAONE group who is in the limelight, curling her lips.

"Besides, it's not like I don't want to stop studying. If I make my debut this time, the company said that I will send me to China to study and develop after the end of the contract. Now it's equivalent to learning Korean from primary school, so it's the same to learn Chinese from scratch." Siblings The two tried their best to fight for their stupid brother's rights. Pu Yuzhen sat on the sidelines and seemed to understand, but nodded desperately.

"What do you nod? It doesn't matter if you can make your debut. Can you still print your photo on the chili sauce jar?" Mother Pu, who was reluctant to part with her son, was clearly shaken, but she still couldn't help scolding her stupid son. sentence.Pu Yuzhen kept silent, blinking her eyes innocently, trying to act like a baby.

In the end, it was still the children's victory. Mother Park pretended to be reluctant to pack the luggage for her son and babbled about it. The younger sister, who regarded star chasing as a future career development, circled around her brother, repeating the names of idols he liked over and over again, letting him Be sure to ask these seniors to sign their names on the autograph book that you gave him.

Pu Yuzhen endured the twittering in his ears, but couldn't help but put on a smirk on his face. He developed a feeling called nostalgia for this Korean family who had just stayed for a few weeks.

Although he knew that he was a Korean in this life, and although it seemed that he traveled a few years earlier than before his rebirth, he still wanted to take a look around China, and took a chance to find some traces he was familiar with—no wonder He was moved, and the chips offered by MMO were too tempting:

As a trainee representing MMO, let him participate in the produce202 ​​men's team survival talent show co-organized by China and South Korea with the image of "a Korean vegan who has undergone short-term training".If he wins in this program, he can return to China to study activities after a year and a half of group activities.

Of course, he is just one of the trainee candidates recruited by MMO for the same period.If he is not selected in the company's selection two months later, he will be driven home to farm together with the incompetent scout who discovered him at the beginning.

However, this is not the point. He clearly remembers that China and South Korea did not cooperate on this variety show at this time in his last life, and China would even be banned by the International IP Protection Association a few months later because of the plagiarized similar show "Idol Trainee". Roll call at the Cannes Television Festival.

Could this be a parallel universe?Did 271 finally figure it out this time?

Regardless of the outcome, he wanted to try it.

Not trying to be an idol, but wanting to go home.

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Stir-fried ginseng, Korean food, really unpalatable