Draft men's team's record of base [Entertainment circle]

01

Yu Sihang never expected that he would be on the trending list in such an embarrassing form.

Speaking of it, he still blames his unreasonable cousin for forcing him to participate in the "Limited Idol" - the kind that finds 100 little fresh meats, circles them for competition, eliminates them round after round, and is finally selected 5 people will form a talent show for limited group debut.

In the past, Yu Sihang couldn't figure it out, such an old-fashioned model, why is it done every year, and why are people watching it every year?

Today, he finally saw the horror of the power of domestic star chasing girls.

At first, it was because of a GIF that became popular.

In the animation, a clean and fresh boy looks into the distance with a heart-warming smile.

Perhaps because of the slow-motion special effects, this smile became a little indulgent, and it seemed to have a bit of affection, which hit the hearts of countless girls. The boy was also called a "heart sniper" by the majority of netizens.

Exposing the position is a taboo for snipers, because it indicates that you are about to be locked by the enemy.

Soon, someone picked up this picture from "Limited Idol"'s leading spin-off program "Limited Big Show"-mainly in the form of a reality show, broadcasting some daily tidbits of the contestants;

The boy's name is Guan Qi, and he is the expected seed player of this year. It is said that he is good at singing and dancing, can write lyrics, compose music, write Rap, and sing R&B.

Such an excellent person is simply a natural idol, destined to be brought into the harem by star-chasing girls - they may have only one "husband", but it does not prevent them from having several "brothers" at the same time.

What's more, this little brother is so good-looking, so let's talk about it first!

For a while, words such as "Guan Qi-Fairy Smile", "Limited Idol-Guan Qi", and "Guan Qi-Heart Sniper" quickly became popular searches, attracting many passers-by to watch the show.

As a leading program, the core task of "Limited Release" is to warm up the feature film. Obviously, it has been done very well.

The hits of the first issue approached nine figures, making this year's "Limited Idol" popular before it was broadcast.

And the "truth" of the fairy smile is also exposed in the public's field of vision:

In the camera, Guan Qi is queuing, and there are two big boys in front of him—one is tall and handsome, with "Yu Sihang" on his name tag; the other is handsome and cute, with "Jiang Xiaodi" on his name tag.

I saw Yu Sihang holding Jiang Xiaodi's shoulder and saying: "Let's go play that cannon shooting."

"Pfft." Guan Qi behind couldn't hold back and smiled.

When Yu Sihang heard the movement, he turned his head and asked, "What's the matter? You want to go too?"

Guan Qi quickly waved his hands: "No, no, you go, you go, I won't participate in such an exciting game."

An innocuous little yellow paragraph.

Veteran drivers will understand immediately, and newcomers who are just starting out may be confused for a while, but it doesn't matter, star chasing girls are always willing to share.

It didn't take long for the meme to spread.

Someone even cut a spooky video for Yu Sihang.

The video uses KatyPerry's "Peacock" as the main music background, and replaces the "Peacock" in the chorus with the words "strike" and "bar" that Yu Sihang said in the program.

As a result, "Peacock-Yu Sihang" and "Let's Shoot the Cannon-Yu Sihang" also quietly climbed the hot search list.

Iwannaseeyour hit it, go, go;

Your click, bar;

Your click, bar, bar;

Hit it.

……

Yu Sihang watched the video on his phone, his face turned green.

Why is it also on the hot search, others are so handsome because they are amazing, and I am because of such sand sculptures?

He wants to cry.

The first episode of "Limited Broadcast" is the tidbits of them going to the amusement park to take themed promotional photos when they first joined the group.I don't know what the program team thinks. There are only [-] contestants, but only two groups of photographers are invited. There are more monks and less meat.

The photographers were too busy, and the contestants were idle.

Yu Sihang waited for a long time at that time, and was really bored. He saw a shooting entertainment project not far away, so he wanted to take Jiang Xiaodi to have a look.

Hearing Guan Qi say that the game was "too exciting", he thought that the other party had some physical problem, but he didn't expect that he was secretly laughing at himself!

Guan Qi is such a bad person. He knew that there was a camera next to him, but he still drove, which caused him to be cut into the show.

No wonder he's always looking at himself recently, surely he wants to take the opportunity to laugh again, right?

The more Yu Sihang thought about it, the more angry he got up and went to Guan Qi's dormitory, intending to go to Xingshi to question him.

He bangs on the door of Guan Qi's dormitory with the urge to make a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace.

After a long time, the door opened a crack from the inside.

Guan Qi stood in the gap, his hair still dripping.The water drops fell on the tight chest, then across the curvy abdominal muscles, and finally sank into the bath towel on the lower body.

When he saw Yu Sihang, he raised his eyebrows lightly and asked, "What's the matter?"

Yu Sihang pursed his lips, and exhaled two puffs of air from his nostrils: "Hmph, it's a big deal."

Guan Qi looked at the camera in the corner from the corner of his eye, and made way sideways: "Come in and talk."

Yu Sihang nodded arrogantly, and followed in with his hands behind his back.

The dormitory prepared for the contestants in "Limited Idol" is two people. From the beginning of entering the group to leaving here, one is eliminated and the other is left. If you are not eliminated, you will continue to live, and there will be no reassignment in the middle.

And Guan Qi's roommate retired for some unknown reason, allowing him to enjoy the treatment of a single room in advance.

Guan Qi pulled out the stool under the desk and said to Sihang: "You sit down first, I'll go get dressed."

After speaking, he turned and went into the bathroom.

Yu Sihang looked at Guan Qi's back.

The opponent was a little taller than him—not much, just half a palm's height.The back line is smooth, and there is a pair of looming waist dimples on the edge of the towel, and Kong Wu's powerful muscles are wrapped around the arms, but they are not too exaggerated.

Yu Sihang squeezed his limp arm, and sighed: It seems that I can't fight, why don't I change my verbal criticism?

Guan Qi quickly came out, pulled another stool, and sat down opposite Yu Sihang: "Let's talk."

The loose sportswear covered him, making him look slim again.

But Yu Sihang, who has already seen the "truth", is no longer deceived by appearance, and is still cowardly.

"That," he touched his nose, "have you been thinking about laughing at me lately?"

"Oh?"

Guan Qi uttered a word leisurely, raised his hand to support the desk, leaned forward with his face propped up, and looked at Yu Sihang with a half-smile, "Which one are you referring to?"

Being so close suddenly, Yu Sihang was not used to it, so he backed away without a trace: "Just, it was at the playground last time."

Guan Qi leaned forward again, leaned close to Sihang, raised the corner of his mouth and asked: "You mean you are playing cannon shooting?"

"you you you you you!"

Yu Sihang can't hear these five words the most now, he stood up suddenly, pointed at Guan Qi and cursed incoherently, "You only play cannon shooting, your whole family should play cannon shooting!"

Guan Qi straightened up and explained innocently: "I am the only one in our family who likes to play."

Yu Sihang looked confused: "What and what?"

Although his IQ is not enough to support him to answer the deep meaning of this sentence, but his intuition tells him: he seems to be unable to explain Guan Qi.

It seems that the road of criticizing and fighting is not feasible, or should we forget about it?

If you are laughed at, you will be laughed at, and there will be no loss of meat.

"But it's been so long, why did you suddenly find out that I was laughing at you?" Guan Qi asked with his arms crossed.

"Because it's a hot search." Yu Sihang replied.

"On the trending search?"

"Yes! It's because of you!" Yu Sihang said angrily, "There are a group of women who saw you laughing and became nympho, went to see you, and then found out what I said, and cut it into Ghost video!"

"Wait." Guan Qi raised his hand to interrupt him, "How do you know that you are on the trending search? And how do you know that it is because of me?"

Oops!

Yu Sihang suddenly stopped, and subconsciously covered his trouser pocket.

He was in a hurry when he came out just now, so he took out his mobile phone.

"Limited Idol" has a clear rule that contestants are not allowed to use their mobile phones privately. Department, secretly left one.

Seeing his actions, Guan Qi became more determined: "You hid the phone."

Yu Sihang denied it outright: "No, no!"

Guan Qi squinted at him, obviously in disbelief.

"Well," Yu Sihang coughed lightly, "I told you the matter anyway, so you don't have to make it up to me, my lord has a lot, so I forgive you. It's nothing, I'll go first."

After finishing speaking, he strode out the door.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he touched the doorknob, a fiery and damp body was stuck behind him, pressing him between the door panels, unable to move.

Yu Sihang covered his pockets even tighter: "You, what are you going to do?"

Guan Qi pressed against Yu Sihang's ear, and exhaled hot air: "Make it up to you."

The hot air swept over Sihang's ears, caressed the back of his neck, and made his fine hair stand on end.

Yu Sihang's neck is the most ticklish. In the past, when my cousin wanted to hit him, he didn't have to do anything else. As long as he scratched his neck, he would be caught immediately.

Sensing his reaction, Guan Qi chuckled, "Are you so sensitive?"

At this time, Yu Sihang was like a little lion with a man holding his neck. His weakness was caught, so he could only bark his teeth and bark, trying to scare the enemy away with his arrogance.

He shouted at the top of his voice, "Let go of me!"

"Don't bark!" Guan Qi shouted, pushing him a little harder.

No matter how much the little lion flaunts its teeth and claws, it has only a little courage in total, and when the lion roars, it immediately blows away.

He asked with a sad face, "What are you doing?"

"What do you say?"

A deep and sexy voice came into his ears.

Yu Sihang felt a hand caressing his side waist, slowly lowered it, and then... took out his mobile phone from his trousers pocket.

Guan Qi let go of him, turned the phone around and put it in his pocket: "The show crew asked us to hand in the phone for our own good, so you don't read those messy words on the Internet, so as not to affect your mentality."

"Don't worry about it, give it back to me!" Yu Sihang lost control and was about to grab it, but was subdued again within a few strokes.

"Two ways: [-]. I will return it to you, and then go to the program team to report it; [-]. I will keep it for you and return it to you after the game is over." Guan Qi pressed him and said.

Yu Sihang's neck twitched: "Then you go and report it, at worst I will retire."

"I've changed my mind." Guan Qiwei frowned invisibly, and let him go. "There is only the second way to choose. When I am eliminated or you are eliminated, I will pay you back."

"you!"

After hearing this, Yu Sihang wanted to hit someone again, but after two confrontations, he already knew the strength of both sides very well, so he didn't dare to act rashly again.

But force is not enough, and there is still wisdom. He decided to attack the enemy mentally: "Why do you go back on your promises and don't keep promises?"

Guan Qi shrugged, looking like "I just don't keep my word, what can you do to me".

Yu Sihang was so angry that he wanted to stomp his feet: Why doesn't this person eat oil and salt?

"I'm sleepy." Guan Qi yawned, "Tomorrow we will announce the repertoire of the group duel, and I have to go to bed early. You can choose to stay with me, or go back to sleep by yourself."

"it is good!"

Yu Sihang pointed at Guan Qi angrily, and left a sentence of TOP1 commonly used phrases for two-year-old teenagers dating: "You wait for me!"

The author has something to say:

New year and new atmosphere, I hope that in 2019, there will be more code words, and try to update it every day!

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