Immortal couple

Same-sex couple! ! !

When the news came out, the entire Xianyue was in an uproar!

Marrying the mediocre and low-level Wu Yu to the famous immortal genius Mei Aoshuang, this is the most incredible thing the head has done since he succeeded to the throne. Great love is added, better than a parent and child. He has been blessed with treasures since he was a child, and even built the [Shuo Key Chenxiang Pavilion] specially for Mei Aoshuang, but now he is asked to marry a same-sex Taoist couple, and even matched him with the worst disciple.

Is the boss crazy?

As a result, rumors that the head of the sect was abnormal began to spread, and it was rumored that Wu Chuzhu's madness would be contagious, and they all expressed sympathy for Mei Aoshuang's situation.

Everything in Huayan Palace was back to normal, and Qingchuan, Qingyang and Qiu Wuya, who was not taken in, all came back.

On the surface, everything seems to be the same as before, but in fact, Qin Dongming feels that it is better to disband. After returning like this, the identity of Huayan Palace has become Wu Yuzhi's natal family who is about to get married.

How embarrassing?Going to the stove to get food will be seen through a hole.

Qingchuan, Qingyang, and the master (Qin Dongming) have to go together when peeing and peeing, for fear of being knocked out and humiliated by that disciple.

Only Qiu Wuya still went his own way, everywhere he went he was an old man, on the contrary, he became more and more happy, those who laughed and talked about behind his back, he could beat them up violently in the name of violating the master's will, even the master would not Dare to provoke him.

Therefore, Qiu Wuya was taught the task of welcoming Wu back to the Huayan Hall, and the other three masters and apprentices hid at home in a group, fearing that they would be thrown eggs.

There was a light rain, and the new leaves of the trees were lightly baptized, making them greener and fresher.

There were a few green peaches hanging from an old peach tree by the stream, and Wu tried to build a leaky shed along the trunk, covered the branches with tung leaves, surrounded it with clothes to shelter the wind, and dug several holes in the ground. This is his abode.

When they found him, they didn't call him immediately, this fool was fishing leisurely by the stream, when he saw the fish biting the bait, Qiu Wuya threw a stone at it, and the fish ran away.

"Who is it!" Wu tried to explode and glared around. After turning around three or four times, he saw Qiu Wuya standing on the top of the pine tree, and shouted anxiously, "Second senior brother, I said that pigs can't climb trees, come down quickly!" !"

Qiu Wuya had a piece of dog's tail grass in his mouth, he twitched the corner of his mouth when he heard this, jumped down, came to Wu Shizhu and slapped him on the forehead with a palm, and a big bump appeared immediately.

Wu Chu tried to cover his forehead, and said aggrievedly: "Second senior brother, you won't indulge me again?"

Qiu Wuya was also selective in accepting the conversation, he made a strange smile, and pushed Wu Yu to the front: "Let's go."

"Where?"

"Go back to Xianyue."

"Haven't I been expelled from the mountain gate? The disciple order has been accepted."

The disciple is the personal token of Xianyue's disciples, it is the identity representative, and it is also the access control card. Without it, it is impossible to enter Xianyue's enchantment.

Qiu Wuya took out a beautifully carved wenge token from his waist and gave it to him: "Go back and marry Mei Aoshuang."

Wu Zhuzhu was stunned for a while, then came over and jumped up with the token: "Wow, the dream has come true, let's go!"

Stupid in brain, poor in spiritual power, with a crooked sword, and driving backwards from time to time, Qiu Wuya caught him a few times and beat him up every time. Before halfway up the mountain, Wu Shizhu's head had already turned into a Buddha's head.

But he was still in a good mood, humming a little tune all the way, his cheerful appearance made Qiu Wuya ask with little interest: "When did you become so good at Longyang?"

Wu tried to tilt his head to think for a while, and said seriously: "The day before yesterday!"

Qiu Wuya bent his eyes: "Seeing Mei Aoshuang is like Long Yang?"

"Yes!" Wu tried to nod his head, his eyes exposed honesty.

After staying together for three years, Wu Zhu's madness is more than that simple, most of the time his madness is justified, Qiu Wuya smiled evilly and raised his fist to threaten: "Speak from the heart."

Touching the bags all over his head, Wu Shiji said honestly: "Eldest senior brother said that there are many benefits to marrying the head senior brother!"

"What's the benefit?"

"Eat good food, drink well, wear well, and have the protection of the strongest bodyguard in the world."

"What else?" Qiu Wuya's eyes revealed a fierce look.

Wu Zhuzhu muttered; "And to avenge the third junior brother, let my husband beat you three hundred times a day..."

"Revenge..." Grinding his teeth, Qiu Wuya chopped Wu Yutu down from the sky with a thunderbolt.

Falling on all fours, Wu Shizhu's sword was broken, and he could no longer control the sword. The rest of the road had to be walked back. There were thousands of steps up the stairs and there was no end in sight.

Qiu Wuya didn't leave him behind either, he followed the crane, and Supervisor Wu tried to go up, whipping him with the cane from time to time.

The two walked together like this, like Zhou Yu and Huang Gai, one was willing to fight and the other was willing to suffer, chatting while walking, and beating while chatting.

"Second senior brother, I was fishing just now. I almost caught it, just a little bit." Wu Zhuzhu suddenly thought of the fish and complained.

Qiu Wuya: "And then."

"And then some bastard drove my fish away."

So a certain bastard pulled out another cane.

After a while, Qiu Wuya saw that Wu Yu tried to walk in a strange posture, limping with his buttocks between his legs, so he shouted: "What are you crazy about, walk well for me."

"Second Senior Brother..." Wu Zhuo's eyes were moist, and he said sadly: "I was injured."

"Is it rare?"

"I was beaten by you just now, and something was inserted into my ass, can you help me..."

"cannot!"

"I'm not finished yet"

"Let's go!" Snapped, another one was pulled out: "Don't say anything."

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When approaching the entrance, Wu Zhuji was already exhausted, sweating profusely, and dressed in rags. A whole piece of clothing was pulled into strips of cloth and hung on his body. He lay on the steps and kicked heavily. The crane stuck out its tongue just like him, its originally white hair was wet into strands.

"Second Senior Brother, can you stop controlling this bird?"

"It's a crane!" Qiu Wuya emphasized.

"You can change to a more suitable Lai Yuxing."

"A sword?" Qiu Wuya pulled out his hilt-only sword and waved it in front of Wu Shiguo's eyes: "Can this be resisted?"

"You misunderstood, Second Senior Brother, I know that the sword you use is a non-phase sword with only a hilt, which can only cut people but not defend." Wu Shizhu explained with a sincere face: "I mean you can make a pig ..."

Pa, Qiu Wuya slapped him with a cane: "Let's go."

"I'm not done yet."

"Don't say it!"

In the end, Qiu Wuya let go of the crane that was about to die from exhaustion, tied Wu Zhu with rattan, dragged him, flew through the air, and returned to Huayan Hall.

Qing Chuan watched the two fly towards him with a strange kind of gentleness. The senior brother who had been fighting here for three years came back again, and accompanied the crazy third junior brother through a separation from the same family. There is still such a slight improvement in career.

The road from the entrance of the mountain gate to the Huayan Hall must pass through the large square and pass through the gates of four other hall gates. If the road is walked by foot, many people will definitely criticize it and even provoke it. Although Ya was violent, he didn't let third junior brother go that way.

"Ouch...it hurts so much, Senior Brother." Wu Zhuzhu was thrown on the ground, and when he saw Qingchuan, he rolled all over the ground and shouted: "Look at what Second Senior Brother has done to me..."

Qingchuan was overjoyed in his heart, and with a mature face, he stepped forward to pull the tattered and dirty Wu Zhu up, and said a lesson: "Third Junior Brother, if you don't listen to discipline like this, I will ask Second Senior Brother to break your leg!"

Wu Zhu tried to blink his eyes and said, "Brother, you are joking!"

"What?" Qing Chuan stared at him.

"Whether I listen to discipline or not, the second senior brother will break my legs."

This inconspicuous old habit has not changed at all, Qing Chuan became anxious: "Do you know how much trouble you have caused?"

Wu Shizhu: "I don't know."

"You..." Qing Chuan gritted his teeth and wanted to give him a punch, but seeing that his head was already covered with bruises, he didn't even have a place to hit him, forget it.

"Senior Brother Third, you're back!" Qingyang rushed over from the corridor beside the hall, holding the box he just brought from Xianyang Hall in his hand, and put the box on the stone bench.He stepped forward to hug Wu Shizhu, crying and laughing: "Actually, the second senior brother didn't beat me to death, I can handle it, don't take revenge, don't go crazy again, you made Master faint that day."

Although Qingyang is the youngest, he is half a head taller than Wu Shizhu. Wu Shizhu stuck to his chest, breathless, hurriedly grabbed his hands, broke free, panting: "But... But I succeeded!"

"What succeeded?" Qingyang didn't understand.

Wu tried to hold Qingyang's hand excitedly: "My plan has succeeded, I will soon marry the brother in charge, and our first day is just around the corner!"

"..." How to respond, Qingyang drifted towards Qiu Wuya on the roof, should he say congratulations, congratulations or something?Speaking of which, he is an accomplice... All the senior brothers in other palaces said that the third senior brother has no shame, how do you think this marriage is a situation where everyone gets it and punishes it, and thousands of people point at it and scold it by thousands of people, should they be happy?But the third senior brother in front of him is so excited and happy...

"Traitor!" An angry roar came from Qin Dongming who was flying over.

Seeing the master whom he hadn't seen for a few days when he turned his head, Wu Zhuji smiled and went forward to pay respects: "Disciple pays homage to master!"

There was still a big burden on the ground with Qin Dongming, he walked straight into the hall with his sleeves swayed, ignoring Wu Zhuzhi's salute, and after sitting down in the hall, he shouted angrily: "Come in!"

So the four disciples entered the hall one after another, and Qing Chuan knew that the master didn't want to attract other people's attention, so he turned around and closed the door of the hall.

Qing Chuan, Qing Yang, and Wu Shizhu all stood obediently under the hall, while Qiu Wuya lay lazily on the side chair, squinting his eyes and drifting away.

Qin Dongming didn't care about him, and pointed at Wu and tried to scold him: "Look at the good things you did, implicating the entire Huayan Palace in your humiliation! Are you happy now?"

"Yes, Master, I'm very happy!" Wu Zhuji said cheerfully, his eyes rolled away and he said again: "Besides, how could Huayan Hall be humiliated, this disciple has worked so hard to glorify the lintel."

"Cough..." Qin Dongming didn't catch his breath, coughed for a long time, blushed and said, "Do you still have courtesy, righteousness and shame?"

"Master, don't be angry, the matter has come to this point, it's useless to be angry." Qing Chuan persuaded.

Qingyang served Master a cup of tea, Qin Dongming took a sip and suppressed his cough.

Wu tried to blink his eyes, thought for a while and said, "Master, don't worry, I won't embarrass you."

"Hmph!" Qin Dongming snorted angrily, and put the teacups heavily on several tables: "Is there any room for you to lose my face?"

"Don't say that! Master." Wu Shizhu said seriously: "I will take good care of my parents-in-law, love my husband-in-law, be a good daughter-in-law, and bring back delicious and useful things for you..."

Wu tried to point out the benefits with his fingers, Qingchuan and Qingyang couldn't help but feel like throwing up, Qiu Wuya seemed to be asleep with his eyes closed, Qin Dongming was so angry that he wanted to get to know him with a slap, and then thought of the fact that the head of the sect had confessed to him today. Take care, you must hand it over completely to marry Mei Aoshuang, a sullen feeling can only sink in your stomach.

"Master, have you prepared a dowry for me?" Wu Zhuzhu asked as if thinking of something important.

Qin Dongming stood up clutching his chest and left, throwing that big burden on Wu Shizhu when he left.

"What is this?" Wu tried to open it to see all kinds of wedding supplies in red.

Qingyang also brought a box over and put it in front of him: "This is a wedding dress, Third Senior Brother. When we went to get these things, Master was ridiculed by other masters for a long time, so Master was not happy!"

Qing Chuan also patted him on the shoulder and said: "Don't go crazy these days, don't be mad at him."

These things looked like shit in Qiu Wuya's eyes, he glanced at them and left.