Fight the Landlord, Fall in Love

According to Xie Zhuo's tour plan, they should climb the mountain in the morning, have a farm meal at noon, and have a barbecue in the evening, and then spend a wonderful night in this nature away from the hustle and bustle. Home, continue to live a bald world life of staying up late and working overtime.

The idea is beautiful, but the reality is cruel.Lunch was prepared by the owner of the farmyard, and everyone was very satisfied with the meal. In the evening, when the boss was not there, everyone did it by themselves, and immediately became full of problems: those who couldn’t make a fire, those who couldn’t chop vegetables, those who didn’t remember to brush oil, and those who didn’t know The meat is not cooked yet, and the meat is burnt after one operation...

After being smoked by the white smoke from Tang Kai for the third time and tears streaming down his face, an investment manager named Xiang Bo finally couldn't help complaining: "Professor Tang, I remember that you are a biology major, isn't that right?" Is it the same as your experiment? Why is your side always burnt?"

Professor Tang, the kitchen killer, stared at the scorched mass that looked like a nuclear reactor, pursed his lips, and said calmly, "There is no necessary connection. Although I have studied biology, I haven't learned how to cook them well."

There was a low laugh from behind.

Sun Zinan came over to get the barbecue sauce, just in time to hear his sarcasm, couldn't help laughing, took out his phone and took a picture of the oven, then put his hand on Tang Kai's shoulder, and took him away from the oven : "Don't waste things, come with me."

Tang Kai was dragged to the other side of the oven in a daze, and felt the phone vibrate in his pocket.Sun Zinan sent the photo to his WeChat, rolled up his sleeves and said, "Send it to Moments, use this photo to collect fifty likes, and I'll give you a barbecue."

Xie Zhuo laughed beside him until he was crowing.Tang Kai neither left nor left, and stared at Sun Zinan for a long time, finally discouraged: "Is fifty a bit much?"

"Haggling?" Sun Zinan curled his lips, "Thirty likes are fine. But thirty likes can only eat vegetables, you can figure it out."

He flipped the beef and chicken wings in the grill pan, and a strange smell drifted away with the night breeze. The man who was serious about grilling the meat was so handsome at this moment, Professor Tang's spine immediately softened.

What is a festival?The essence of human beings is really fragrant.

Half a minute later, a new circle of friends appeared on the screens of many people's mobile phones.

[Collect all fifty likes and announce the secret hidden in the picture below [picture]]

Tang Kai still had a bit of appeal. In less than 10 minutes, besides fifty likes, there were more than 20 comments on this circle of friends.

"Brother, what is this? New experimental material?"

"Practice in the field [like]"

"Xiao Tang's cooking still needs practice. [Smiling]"

……

"Boss! If you are kidnapped, blink your eyes! [Frightened.jpg]" (this is the doctoral student he brought)

After Tang Kai handed over the results of the collection of praise to Sun Zinan for review, he held his mobile phone and replied earnestly at the bottom: "Advice from biologists: burnt food contains carcinogens, don't eat it, because it's really hard to eat [smiles] ]”

Not to mention how the image of Professor Tang Gao Lengwei'an collapsed overnight, anyway, now he has solved the problem of Sun Zinan's going out, successfully pushed Xie Zhuo out of the position, and became the new little tail following Sun Zinan, who was fed a lot of food , All the first bites of barbecue are left to him to taste first.

Xie Zhuo was so angry that he bit the handkerchief angrily, but His Majesty only had eyes for a beautiful vixen in his heart, and there was no cure for the big pig's trotters, so he had to turn to other places for warmth.

Tang Kai looked arrogant and indifferent, but in fact he was easy to get along with. Sun Zinan was surprised that he was conquered by a not-so-delicate barbecue meal.

"Do you usually eat in the canteen of your unit?" He asked Tang Kai, "You don't know how to cook, don't you have a nanny at home?"

"It's troublesome. I usually don't have so much time to go home to eat." Tang Kai took half of the mushroom he handed over, "It's enough to have a cafeteria and takeaway."

His life is very simple, except for experiments and classes, and his home is just a place to sleep.Anyway, where can I not live by myself?

Sun Zinan sighed and said nothing.

It wasn't until night fell and the new moon rose that Sun Zinan finished roasting a lot of ingredients and had time to sit down and eat something.His day was simply not a human life, he thought he was waiting comfortably to see the scenery of the lake and mountains, and three meals a day were prepared and brought to his mouth.Who knew that Xie Zhuo tricked her into climbing the mountain in the morning, and she was so noisy at noon that she didn't even take a nap, and at night she had to barbecue meat for these grandchildren.

Tang Kai was being fed well now, and he was handed a can of beer and a large plate of steaming barbecue meat. The arrangement of the plate looked like the handwriting of obsessive-compulsive disorder—meat is meat and vegetables are vegetables, pigs, cattle, and sheep. The chickens are divided into categories, and they are stacked into a pyramid shape from big to small.

"Thank you." He said.

"There are too many to eat," Sun Zinan smiled and toasted him with a beer can, and asked, "How does it taste, did you enjoy it?"

Tang Kai: "Yes. Thank you."

"As long as you are satisfied." Sun Zinan said, "I don't know if you are used to this kind of occasion, and if there is any place where the hospitality is not good, please be more concerned. Xie Zhuo called all trusted friends, so don't be restrained."

There were a total of eight people at this party, with different occupations, and they were all friends that Xie Zhuo met in bars on weekdays.Xie and Sun can be regarded as the second generation of rich people. The rest include bar singers, painters, motorcycle drivers, investment managers and government officials. It is indeed very novel and lively.But among so many friends, only Sun Zinan's tone was so smooth and natural, he seemed to be the invisible host of the party.Although Tang Kai knew that Xie Zhuo was his younger brother Tieci and that the relationship between the two was like brothers, he couldn't help but feel a little awkward.

He was about to say something when the table suddenly became lively, and the two had no choice but to break away from the atmosphere of whispering and listen carefully to Xie Zhuo, a troublemaker, announcing the new rules of the game.

This game is actually a variant of the game of kings. When eight people play cards, they first adopt the elimination system of fighting for the upper reaches, and eliminate the last one each time; The two farmers will use the method of drawing bastards to determine the winner.The ultimate ultimate winner can make a request to someone present, and the other party cannot refuse.

Xie Zhuo added: "You can't ask a married person to divorce, and you can't ask an unmarried person to get married immediately, but you can ask him to date you. Friends, let's go!"

Sun Zinan was speechless: "...This is such a bad idea."

After speaking, he turned his head and found that Tang Kai next to him had rolled up his sleeves at some point, and was ready to participate in the competition with great fighting spirit.

Sun Zinan: "..."

Although Professor Tang lost more than 100 million happy beans during the day, his luck improved at night, and he entered the final round steadily.When it came to the part of Fighting the Landlords, by coincidence, the three players happened to be Tang Kai, Sun Zinan and the girl they met when they went up the mountain during the day.

The girl is a painter named Zhai Xiaoxi, her card skills are average, but her luck is very good, she can catch ace almost every time.This time seemed to be no exception, she called the landlord without hesitation.

Sun Zinan's cards are very average, there is no king or king, and it seems that the chance of losing is very high.Tang Kai had no expression on his geography card, he couldn't tell whether it was good or bad, he just muttered softly: "Rotten Tomatoes."

His voice was so low that only Sun Zinan who was close could hear him. He looked down at his cards and suddenly realized what Tang Kai meant.

The first time he and Tang Kai threw rotten tomatoes at each other was because he and another farmer used a single card to trick Tang Kai into dismantling the big and small kings in his hand, and finally caught him by surprise with four threes.The "Rotten Tomatoes game" he mentioned is just implying that Sun Zinan has no trump card in his hand, but a bomb.

Sun Zinan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said to himself that a dignified professor at Tianhai University and a biologist with a super-intelligent IQ, wouldn't it be embarrassing for him to match his teammate's passwords during the fight against the landlord?

Zhai Xiaoxi, a girl who doesn't usually play cards, has a very simple way of thinking, and at this point, she is afraid that all her previous efforts will be wasted. This is the best time to be deceived.Even if Sun Zinan complained about Tang Kai silently, there was a difference between closeness and closeness in his heart, and he was fighting psychologically while playing cards.

Regardless of the outcome of the struggle, the few single cards he played when he was absent-minded were all within Tang Kai's plan, and successfully reproduced the key links of the original game.

"Oh, I can't beat it, I really can't beat it." Zhai Xiaoxi knew that he would definitely lose when Tang Kai threw four 5s. He put the last single card in his hand on the table, stretched his waist, and admitted defeat. , "Professor Tang and Brother Sun are too powerful."

Sun Zinan smiled and said, "It's nothing, just hit it a few more times."

Over there, Xie Zhuo shuffled the cards and handed them over: "The final decisive battle - draw the bastard! Success or failure depends on it! Has anyone placed a bet? I bet Boss Sun will win!"

"I should be better at this kind of thing that depends on luck," Sun Zinan raised his eyebrows and smiled, "Professor Tang, be careful."

Tang Kai said without changing his face, "You too, be careful."

Others: "..." This conversation is so fucking cold.

Tang Kai showed no expression, while Sun Zinan smiled without saying a word. They had two standard poker faces.No one spoke at the poker table, and watched the battle nervously, only to see the two draw cards and play cards quickly, you come and go, like two killers who have no emotion.

At the end when everyone had two cards in hand, Tang Kai hit the three of hearts in Sun Zinan's hand accurately with his fingertips. When he drew out the cards, he seemed to be hesitant and paused slightly.

He suddenly asked: "If I win, no matter what I ask, will you agree?"

Sun Zinan didn't expect him to ask such a question suddenly, and after thinking carefully for a moment, he replied, "As long as it's not an unreasonable request."

"Thank you." Tang Kai drew out the card without hesitation, without looking at it, and said, "I won."

Sun Zinan: "..."

Tang Kai casually threw out a pair of three.

He stuffed the remaining eight of spades into Sun Zinan's hand, and explained: "A little trick: In this tense situation, if I ask you a question that seems irrelevant, you will answer me undefended. If I choose red Tao San, you think you have already lost, so you will agree to my reasonable request; if I choose the king, you will answer me 'it doesn't matter who loses and who wins', right?"

This coercion is of a very high standard, and I don't know how much higher it is than the password.

Sun Zinan was completely convinced.

"The final winner is Professor Tang, now you can choose someone to make a request." Xie Zhuo still did not forget the cue process at the moment, "May I ask who the professor should choose?"

All eyes were directed at Sun Zinan, and the answer was ready to come out.

Xie Zhuo didn't think it was a big deal when he watched the excitement, so he urged him: "Seize the opportunity!"

Tang Kai nodded.

"Does what you just said count?" He turned to Sun Zinan.

Sun Zinan knew that he couldn't escape, but seeing Tang Kai's confident expression, he suddenly felt a little uneasy.All the current contacts between the two are based on "blind date", in case Tang Kai's request is to end this relationship...

What's more, last time he had already spoken to that point.

Tang Kai said bluntly: "This request may be a bit embarrassing for you, but it is indeed my biggest wish right now."

Sun Zinan felt that the smile on his face could no longer hold back: "Say it."

Tang Kai said without hesitation: "I want you to cook for me for a week, is that okay?"