Are all you straight men so gay?

01: 32pm

【506 Yajian Bagua Club】

【bbb】: Dad, where are you and the little angel?

【bbb】: Are you leaving?

[paper clip]: buy water

【dmd】:Look @钢钢货费

【Rebar】:...

【ss】:???

[dmd]: Just now after our training, you two are not here

[dmd]: Reinforcement said you should leave first

【dmd】: I bet him that you should go to buy water

【bbb】: Shit, you are obviously a little angel of gambling so you won’t leave you

【bbb】: Mimi goes first

【bbb】:Slightly slightly slightly.jpg

[dmd]: Isn't that the truth, little angel?

[Paper clip]: How much did you bet?

【Rebar】: no more than ten yuan

User [paperclip] sent an exclusive red envelope to user [reinforcement bar]

【bbb】:??? Dad? ? ?

【bbb】: I bet too

User【钢钢】received your red envelope

[Paper clip]: Next time I bet twenty, I will go first, and I will definitely go first

【Rebar】:? ? ?

[Reinforcement Bar]: Can I return the red envelope now?

【dmd】:hhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Paper clip]: @bbb San'er, you want it too?

[bbb]: No, no, dad, I bet you went to buy water, really

[paperclip]: oh

【bbb】: Don't go, I want to drink water, I beat a thief today...

[Paper clip]: What to drink?

【bbb】: drink burning grass jelly

[dmd]: You still drink burning fairy grass for your three points?

【bbb】: I'm just a little short

[dmd]: Why don't you order a takeaway for a little bit so that you don't miss it all the time

【bbb】:...

【bbb】: rolling

【Reinforcement】: Next time, you can learn three points from your father.

【Paperclip】: I have an injury on my foot and I can't play.

【Rebar】:...

【bbb】: Yes, what should I do?

【dmd】:...

[ss]: ...

[ss]: @paperclip first take Saner to look at his head and then teach him three-pointers

【paper clip】:……

【bbb】:????

02: 34pm

【506 Yajian Bagua Club】

【bbb】: @all members?

【bbb】: Why did I go to the toilet and no one was there

[Reinforcement]: I accompanied your father to the infusion

[dmd]: I went to sleep with your roommate

【Rebar】:? ? ?

【paper clip】:? ? ?

[bbb]:? ? ? ?

[ss]:? ? ? ? ? ? ?

[dmd]: There is nothing wrong with sending him back to the dormitory for a nap

[ss]: Why do I think there are still problems?

[Paperclip]: I think so too

[Rebar]: I think so too

[bbb]: I see!

[bbb]: Brilliant!

【bbb】: Awesome.jpg

[bbb]: Wait for me, I can also sleep with ss

[dmd]: Go!

[bbb]: I see that there is no problem

[Rebar]: Awesome.jpg

【ss】:Shut up.jpg

[ss]: Let me accompany the needle infusion, so I won't go back!

【Rebar】:????

[Rebar]: Brother! @dmd

【dmd】:???

【ss】:?

[dmd]: Where does the organization direct us to go!

【Rebar】:? ? ?

[dmd]: The organization said that if I don't go, I can go back directly and don't need to accompany him, so what?Our probationary members are very conscious

【Paperclip】: Go to the room where the infusion was done before

【Rebar】:...

[Paperclip]: Do you have an opinion?

[Rebar]: Be cute.jpg

[Rebar]: What the organization says is what it is

【Reinforcement】: Awareness of probationary party members/呲牙/

02: 40pm

[Reinforcement Bar]: Brother, listen to my word and act cautiously

[dmd]: I advise you to be cautious in your words and deeds.jpg

[dmd]: ↑This will be my avatar from now on

[Reinforcement]: Bottom group members.jpg

[Rebar]: ↑ This is my avatar from now on

【dmd】:Swollen nose and blue eyes.jpg

[Reinforcement]: Nose blue eyes swollen.jpg

02: 42pm

【dmd】: @paperclip brother we are going to buy some fruit and come over later

[Reinforcing bar]: The organization asked me to pass on a message: Good brother

[Paper clip]: The organization would like to suggest that you squat outside the door to prepare for party members

Reinforcement: "The organization hasn't given rewards yet, and the reserve party members want to strike."

Paperclip: "Then you go on strike, and then... well."

02: 45pm

Steel Steel: "Are you smoking?"

Paperclip: "Fuck you, get out, you can't live without kissing for a day? Dogby."

Gang Gang: "I can't make it through, give me the cigarette."

Paperclip: "I, I don't smoke anymore."

Gang Gang: "The smell of cigarettes is still in my mouth."

Paperclip: "You control me, get out of here."

Gang Jin: "Your cough is still not healed, needle needle. Stop smoking, you never smoked before."

Paperclip: "I've smoked it now."

Gang Jin: "Don't smoke in the future, it hurts me to see it."

Paper clip: "Who wants you to feel bad, don't look at me! I'm ugly, and I'm sick, and it's even worse."

Gang Jin: "It looks good, it has always been good-looking. It's just that it's skinny."

Paperclip: "Don't touch me, you scoundrel, don't think I don't know what you're going to do next!"

Rebar: "Me? What's next? I want to know."

Paperclip: "Take your hands away, don't touch the back of my head! Get lost! I'll be seen later!"

Gang Gang: "I'm not afraid, I didn't taste any other smells just now except the smell of smoke, shall I try again?"

Paperclip: "Taste your mother, don't taste it!"

Steel bar: "I taste my son, son tastes like father, it's only right and proper."

Paperclip: "Dear you... Mmmmm."

02: 47pm

[bbb]: Damn what should I do!

【dmd】:???

【bbb】: I came to the infirmary to see my father and my grandpa bobo

【bbb】: cover your eyes.jpg

[dmd]: Brother, haven't you yet?

【bbb】: I'm 22 old brother

[dmd]: Then cover your ass eyes

【bbb】:? ? ?Is that the point?

【dmd】: Then they just finished bobo?

【bbb】:??? just right?

[dmd]: We're coming over, if I haven't finished bobo, I'll take the little angel and hurry up

【bbb】: Hurry up? ? ?You want him to have a preschool education?

[dmd]: I think you need to receive preschool education!

【bbb】: Bobo is over

[dmd]: Oh, then we are not in a hurry

03: 00pm

Rebar: "Little angel."

ss: "Huh?"

Steel bar: "Did you smoke again when Zhenzhen bought water from you?"

ss: "That...Emmmmmmm..."

Paperclip: "No! You must not embarrass the little angel!"

Rebar: "Little angel? He's coughing, he shouldn't be smoking anymore."

dmd: "I'll come, don't mess with me...don't mess with the little angel, I'll confiscate it."

Paperclip: "Brother? Brother?"

dmd: "Brother, for my little baby, you sacrifice your life for righteousness. It's a good deal to exchange a pack of cigarettes for a little angel, right?"

Paperclip: "I... why are you still standing here?"

Gang Gang: "I took the cigarettes and stood by the door. If you don't pay, I'll just hang around here."

Paper clip: "Also...not impossible. Brother, come and get it."

dmd: "Brother, where is it?"

Paper clip: "It's in the pocket of my left trousers. I've got a drip in my left hand. Feel for it in my trousers."

Gang Jin: "Ahem."

dmd: "This... is not good."

Paperclip: "That can't be helped, someone must ask for a cigarette."

dmd: "Then let San'er come."

bbb: "It's here, where should I touch it?"

Rebar: "..."

bbb: "Grandpa? Your eyes are not very good. Don't worry, I'm a straight man. I will never mess around and never miss my father."

Gang Jin: "Your hand, take it back!"

Paperclip: "Aren't you going to confiscate my cigarettes?"

Rebar: "..."

Paper clip: "Not confiscated?"

Gang Gang: "Can I have a few words with Zhenzhen alone?"

Paperclip: "No!"

bbb: "Dad! Come on!"

Paperclip: "Little angel? Brother?"

ss: "Steel steel, speak well, the needle is still feverish."

Steel Bar: "Well. Help me close the door, okay?"

dmd: "ojbk."

03: 11pm

Paperclip: "Well... Dad... Do we have something to talk about?"

Gang Jin: "Where did you just say? The left trouser pocket?"

Paper clip: "That... no, there is no more. Just one."

Steel bar: "One? The left trouser pocket, or the right trouser pocket?"

Paper clip: "What one, bah, I just smoked a cigarette! Don't touch it!"

Steel Bar: "I don't want to touch it?"

Paperclip: "Hands off."

Gang Gang: "Then who do you want to touch? San'er? dmd? When I touched it last time, it was quite cute. Well, it's also very cute this time."

Paperclip: "Fuck you! Get your hands off! It's school!"

Gang Jin: "The louder you are, the next door will hear you."

Paperclip: "Fuck you, rascal."

Steel Steel: "I'm a hooligan. Dmd is right. You should be a hooligan. Next time you smoke..."

Paper clip: "Don't touch it, it will really..."

Steel bar: "Isn't it already hard? Let me see?"

Paperclip: "...Look at your numbness! Stop making trouble!"

Steel Steel: "Stop making trouble, stop making trouble. But I have to say it first! If I smoke a cigarette next time, I will hold it here until you ejaculate, so that you can remember it long."

Paperclip: "Dogby. Go away! Cigarettes are in the coat, hold it and go away. Go away."

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ss: What did you teach Rebar that day?

dmd: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I can’t do it. It’s all reinforced by self-study.

Rebar: ? ? ?brother?