Are all you straight men so gay?

09: 21pm

"Needle!"

"Eh!"

"The phone is ringing!"

"Who is it?"

"San'er, you want me to..."

"Dad, pick it up for me? I don't have a screen lock."

"it is good."

09: 22pm

"Hey?"

"Mr. Needle! Brother! I asked, and grandpa said that there might be cockroaches in their house... Hey~ are you grandpa?"

"Ah."

"Where is Dad? Resting? Is it so early?"

"bath."

"Fuck... what are you doing? What are you guys doing?"

"Why not, you have something to do with him, and is it important to have cockroaches?"

"Important! Needle needles are afraid of cockroaches. Besides, I'll take the place of the whole group of members who are eagerly waiting to gossip and spy on the military situation. By the way, if the military situation is urgent, I will get my father."

"What military situation is urgent?"

"Emmmm... If you want to be like him, I have to save him from dire straits."

"Oh. I don't want to."

"You don't want to? Grandpa, are you serious? You don't want to be beautiful now? Are you not good?"

"Hey, I'm stupid, when you and your beauty watched Korean dramas all night, why didn't you fuck her?"

"Where am I willing to, how many people make a girl, what a mess I am, what path I will take in the future, and which girl I choose may be determined. It is different from you."

"Tsk tsk."

"Grandpa, what are you talking about, what are you talking about?"

"Me too, why don't you let me tsk?"

"You too? Hello? Grandpa? You also have a girl to marry in the future? Hurry up, you're about to break up with Zhenzhen, and don't harm my father. I'll watch you give way to that little brother of Zhenzhen as soon as possible, and say It’s better to be happier if you don’t decide.”

"..."

"Eh? Hello? Hello? Why do you hang up after saying a few words? Why don't you want to talk more bluntly?"

09: 33pm

[bbb]: Grandpa?Hello?

[bbb]: I mean, if you really want to follow my path, it’s better not to harm others. It’s okay if both of you are just having fun. ?

【bbb】:The eyes of the old father.jpg

[Reinforcement Bar]: I said I was also reluctant.

[Rebar]: Are you fucking persuading me to break it?

[Rebar]: I'll be serious first

[Reinforcement]: If you don’t play, you can’t afford it

[Reinforcement]: Only I can't afford to lose

【bbb】: oh so

【Rebar】: Wait a minute

【bbb】: What's the matter, grandpa?

10: 00pm

User [bbb] poked you

[bbb]: Grandpa?

[Reinforcement Bar]: Did you know that there is a small needle needle?

[bbb]: Trumpet?

[bbb]: What trumpet?Did he steal someone behind your back?

【Rebar】:...

[Rebar]: Weibo trumpet

【bbb】:? ? ?

10: 45pm

[Reinforcement Bar]: It’s okay, I’ve finished reading it

[Reinforced Steel]: He really liked me for a long time...

【bbb】:???

[bbb]: Have you discovered his little secret?

【Rebar】: Yes

[Reinforcing Steel]: I want to...

[Reinforced Steel]: When he just came in to pick up his phone, I...

[bbb]: Just?

【bbb】: The smile is getting abnormal.jpg

【bbb】: Like this?

[Rebar]: Yes

[Reinforcement Bar]: Could it be...not very good?

【bbb】:Aphrodisiac.jpg

User [bbb] withdrew a message

【bbb】: Oh, it’s a little bit

【Rebar】:? ?

[Rebar]: Withdraw what?

【bbb】: It's just a boring emoticon package

【bbb】: I want to see what he said

【bbb】: Want to see what makes someone suddenly willing?I'll give you a tip when I get back.

[Rebar]: @paperclip locked on the rebar

【bbb】: Yes.

【bbb】: Grandpa hold back!

【bbb】: come on

【bbb】: If it doesn't work, just masturbate.

【Rebar】:...

【bbb】: I still have a picture of my father

【bbb】: Look at this thief boy

【bbb】:[picture]

【bbb】: how about grandpa

【bbb】: This long night of chatting is enough comfort

[Reinforcement]: You can kneel down now

10: 56pm

"Boom boom boom——"

"Needle?"

"That... Dad, you, you, you, open the door, open the door!"

"Ahem, wait a minute."

"What are you doing, breathing in the room? Stop breathing, I'm going to die, Dad!"

"You... what's wrong with you?"

"Cockroach! There's a cockroach in the house! It just got out! While I was waiting for you to open the door."

"Um……"

"Don't just look at me! Look for it quickly, I'm going to cry brother!"

"Look! Good! Where did it go? You go hide in my house for a while? I'll spray some insecticide? Or emmmmm..."

"that……"

"Hey, hey, don't look around, I'm not a good person, maybe...you won't be able to leave after seeing it."

"I don't look, I don't look, don't blindfold me."

"Okay, and I'm not breathing."

"Oh. So what you said just now that you can't leave is true?"

"Fake. Go in and close the door, lest cockroaches get in."

"Ah."

"If you're sleepy, you can sleep on my bed. I'll come in later."

"Okay Dad. I'll treat you to cake tomorrow."

"Only cake?"

"Huh? Or else?"

"I want to eat you."

"Hey, it's fake again? Then think about it."

"Really, I'm thinking about it."

"roll."