[Football] The system upgrade task of the dream pitch

Tip: The story of Zhu Xu and his sons (the sons are surrogate/pregnant) after the world view timeline was posted on the Fanwai [-] forum.The second half is the forum body.

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After Zhu Xu announced on Twitter that he had two children, he fell into deep thought as he looked at the babies who were still sleeping soundly in their cribs.

His biological mother was still on the plane. Nata's mother had something to do today. Zhu Xu patted his chest and assured Nata's mother that he and Messi could take good care of the two children. Nata's mother left a bunch of precautions. leave.

But, with kids...

Zhu Xu thought for a while and dialed the phone.

"Daughter-in-law~"

Zhu Xu shouted affectionately and sweetly: "Daughter-in-law, my son is born, it's fun, do you want to come and play?"

"By the way, help my son change his diaper?"

After waking up from a nap, Messi, who was looking for his dear, happened to hear Zhu Xu's conversation.

"Daughter-in-law" again.

Messi thought about Zhu Xu's nicknames for Germans all the time, and felt heartbroken again.

"Balball, are you awake?"

A glass of warm water was handed to Messi by Zhu Xu: "Have you had enough sleep? Are you hungry?"

Such a caring Zhu Xu let Messi abandon the previous jealousy in a second: "I'm not hungry, I want to see the little baby."

Zhu Xu smiled and made room for Messi.

The Argentine looked at the peaceful sleeping faces of the two black-haired babies, and then turned his head to see Zhu Xu looking at himself and the children with a smile on his brows and eyes, and his heart softened.

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The soft heart of the Argentines took off after the arrival of the Germans.

The Germans are simply good at raising babies! ! !

Messi sat on the sofa and looked at Zhu Xu and Ozil from a distance, you hugged each other, changed the diapers and clothes of the children together, and seriously discussed the problem of "what to do if the child spits up milk", he was in a very uncomfortable mood good.

He held Zhu Xusai's Pearl Pearl tightly in his hand.

That's my place, mine!

He stared at Ozil, who held the baby in his hand high, with great resentment.

Zhu Xu seemed to have sensed something. He tucked the blanket for the child who was still in a deep sleep after being tossed by him, and turned to look at Messi: "Honey, are you a little bored? Do you want to play a game?"

Messi: I was like a child.

Ozil focused on teasing the child who woke up in his arms, and felt that he was definitely the kind of friend who could be set up as a "friend role model" and be followed.

Nima, how does it feel to come over to help when you know that you will be forced to eat dog food?

Ozil's eyes are blank: In this cold world, only Zhu Yan's warmth can give me a little comfort.

Yes, he is holding Zhu Xu's second son, Zhu Yan.

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When Messi's two sons Zhu Xi and Mattrio were born, Zhu Xu's sons Fernando and Zhu Yan were not yet one year old.

When the four babies are able to walk and no longer stumble, Zhu Xu will take his family's Coal Ball King and the babies on vacation during the break.

"Dad, do you know everything?"

Zhu Yan asked Zhu Xu, who made origami for himself and other people.

"Your father knows everything."

Zhu Yan turned his head to look at his father, and his father Messi looked at his father with a proud face, not looking at him at all: "Xiao Yan, do you know that when your brothers were born, there was a time when they Almost all of them are taken care of by your father."

"At that time, he could hold Mattrio with one hand and push Xiaoxi with the other, and he still had time to ask me what to eat."

Zhu Yan grasped the point sharply: "Didn't my father take care of us when I was young?"

This time it was his own father who answered him.

Zhu Xu, who finally finished the work, clapped his hands: "How old are you now, so you mention your childhood?"

"I don't care, it used to be 'little' anyway!"

Zhu Xu had nothing to do with him: "Well, Xiao Yan, you know, there are many things that everyone will never attend..."

"So at that time, Dad, you still don't know how to take care of us?"

"Can't say that either."

Messi stepped forward: "Your father learned quickly, and he took care of you and Xiaofei later."

Zhu Yan really wanted to ask, how about you, daddy, do you just sit on the side and cheer for daddy?

But he didn't ask - his attention was already completely attracted by the origami finished product made by his father.

Afterwards, there is no need to ask this question.

Zhu Yan, who grew up, found the answer by himself.

——It’s definitely sitting on the side and being coaxed by my father!

The family was vacationing in Argentina when he came up with this answer.

His father looked at his father dazedly, his father hugged his father, Zhu Yan and the others were not in his eyes at all.

Zhu Yan and his own brother Fernando looked at each other, and shook their heads in unison: Here we go again!

Here's the thing.

Today, little angel Mattrio told the truth.

"Father loves Daddy the most, not me!"

At breakfast time, Mattrio looked at Zhu Xu who was pouring milk for his father and serving fried eggs.

"That's right, Dad doesn't love us the most, so he's very unhappy."

Zhu Xi followed suit.

At that time, Fernando and Zhu Yan didn't care, and they didn't boo, just looking at their father and daddy.

As a result, Messi was not happy: "Ah? Why do I think I am downgraded? Can't it be compared?"

Before any of the four sons had time to speak, Zhu Xu spoke first.

Zhu Xu, who was sitting next to Messi, turned his head and said, "Honey, because you are also my baby, why can't you compare?"

Messi, Messi feels heartbroken!He couldn't say anything!

Zhu Xi's first indifferent face: Ha ha.

Mattrio ate his breakfast with his head bowed in horror.

Fernando and Zhu Yan looked at each other and shook their heads in unison: Again!

Well, so this kind of daddy who is eaten to death by daddy, and this kind of daddy who spoils daddy all the time...

Zhu Yan felt that it was a ghost that Zhu Xu made Messi work hard and take him with him.

four

"I never thought that as a meme, I would have a day when I couldn't stand my idol..."

#0

RT.

Dewdrop, my 15-year-old Meimi, has already proved herself as a fan next door.

At the beginning, I also thought that Messi deserved the best. No one in this world deserved him, and Prince Zhu Xu could barely do so.

Never thought...now...I...

Sissy, can you be a little more angry! ! ! ! !

#1

I knew it……

#2

Wow, is it finally the day that even Mei Mi can't stand it?

#3

Mei Mi can't stand it for a long time, okay? ! !

#4

Mixed feelings.

Nima, even a die-hard meme like lZ would say such things...

#5

Messi must have saved the entire galaxy in his previous life.

#5

No, I think he saved the entire universe.

[Jealousy makes me unrecognizable.JPG]

#6

It's so simple! !

#7

As the king's only fan, I actually shed tears of emotion...

#8

+1

#9

...? ? ?

This isn't fucking right, isn't the king's only fan supposed to be Princess Hei Xixi who is so black that she will tear Mei Mi up when she sees her? What the hell is being moved?

#10

LS Are you connected to the Internet or have you always lived in imagination?

#11

#9 You...

..........................................

#102

So this post is still hot?

Taunt #9 can be blocked that fast.

#103

Conscience found out, #9 I'm here to make you understand better.

At the beginning, Wang Wei fans really felt that Xixi was not worthy of the king's various methods of slandering him, and couldn't hold back the crazy platform of the master?

[Zhu Xu said "I love him, I hope you at least don't make him sad".A/VI]

The king posted a lot of similar videos during that time, and he also posted a lot of photos of himself and Messi.

#104

LS You missed a little bit, he also posted his correspondence with Messi...

#105

Please don't mention it! ! ! !

Nima's envelope clearly says "Blanca" and "Lily"! ! ! !

QAQ thinks back to me who foolishly thought that Blanca and Lily were girls, and I feel sorry for myself! ! !

#106

Hehe, how many boxes...

[Crying with a woof.JPG]

#107

What an old memory...

I remember that was when Wei Fan died down.

#108

In fact, it's quite strange to think about it. The king's fans listen to the king's words. Almost no one would say "I am for your own good" or "I speak for you and you still ask me", or rely on themselves as a fan Just try my best to do things that idols don't like.

#109

LS are you stupid

Those you mentioned have never been the style of the king's fans, have they?

When he was a prince, his fans were "Yes, yes, whatever you say to you is right", "Well, you can do whatever you want", "If you want to say something, we will do it for you from heaven to earth" This style of painting.

#110

+1

It was as if the whole world loved him.

#111

It seems that the fans are all his parents.

#112

mom and dad hhhhhhhhhhhh

But yes (.

Still a doting one.

#113

spoil……

I was thinking about that again.

"He is a beloved prince in front of everyone."

"Only facing you, you are spoiled like a princess by him."

——BY doesn't know if it's the emotion of a passer-by fan.

#114

Hahahahaha this is so famous! ! !

#115

Isn't there an advanced version?

"He sits high on the throne in front of everyone, but when he sees you, he steps down from the altar."

[live with a smile.JPG]

#116

_(:зゝ∠)_

#117

Appeared! ! !

Classic lines!

#118

Nima, it is really a classic...

#119

Mei Mi acquiesced to what I remember at the time...

#120

Hehe what else can they say?

It's a fucking fact, a fact!

#121

As Mei Mi, although I am very unwilling but...

yes LS you are right ==

Nima really can't refute! ! !Leo is really spoiled like a little princess! ! !

#122

To refute a woolen thread, there are piles of evidence.

[After Messi’s son was born, Zhu Xu tweeted, “Don’t worry, I’m good at taking care of children”.JPG]

Damn, we thought His Majesty the King was just casually comforting the King of Coal Balls! ! !

Never thought that he rolled up his sleeves for real sex! ! !

#123

[Zhu Xu with children.JPG]

[Zhu Xu leads Macy shopping.JPG]

[Zhu Xu blocked the reporter for Messi.JPG]

[Zhu Xu was interviewed and mentioned Messi with a gentle face.JPG]

[Zhu Xu accompanies Messi to the Barcelona party.JPG]

[Messi shows various anniversaries, festivals and birthday gifts.JPG]

……

There are too many to finish.

#124

……

#125

The dog's eyes are blind.

#126

When I ate it with relish, now #123 sorts it out...

Damn, isn't this fucking too flashy? ? ? ?

#127

... I'm the only one who is curious, why did Zhu Xu accompany the Barcelona party, but have you never seen the King of Briquettes at the Real Madrid party?

#128

It's very simple, because the briquette king is not in the same style as Real Madrid.

Such as height.

#129

Hhhhhhhh yes!

#130

fast enough 23333

#131

Serious answer: Because it would be embarrassing to go to Real Madrid, after all, Princess Sisi was born in Barcelona and retired from Barcelona (.

#132

But His Majesty the King didn't see any embarrassment at all, did he?

#133

But His Majesty's social skills are full! [Nice akimbo.JPG]

#134

[My gift.JPG]

In a certain year, His Royal Highness received a gift for Christmas.

A whole room, a whole room!

#135

It's normal, His Majesty the King had a very good relationship with the Barcelona gang before he retired, and Twitter fights every day (.

#136

I think... this could be...

The difference between going home with my daughter-in-law and going home with my husband (Super whisper

#137

……

#138

Fuck? ? ? ?

#139

After a round of crazy rants, actually... think it makes sense? ? ? ? ?

………………

#333

Nima, isn't it just a complaint from #136, as for holding it for so long?

His Majesty the King has never meant to treat the King of Coal Balls like a girl, okay? He pays great attention to this aspect!

………………

#512

It's finally back to normal.

By the way, I remembered again, didn’t Mei Mi worry that Zhu Xuji had many friends before, and Mei Xi couldn’t compare to her?2333

#513

LS, don't worry, as Mei Mi, I will tell you with a pat on the chest: we don't think so now!

#514

That's right!

So even if I'm a hardcore Meimi, sometimes I really don't understand what Xixi is worried about!

Wake up, Xixi, you really don't have to worry!

You are afraid of a hair, C Luo, Kaka, Ozil, Mesut, Varane and the others combined, in the eyes of Zhu Xu, they are not as good as a hair of yours!

#515

It is necessary to correct the LS a little.

[In terms of love], C Luo Kaka Ozil Mesut Varane and the others combined, in Zhu Xu's eyes, they are not as good as a hair of yours!

#516

Do you want to be so serious?

#517

Wang Weifan has a delicate heart.

At the beginning, we still thought that Mei Mi was sick. Our king—a prince at the time—had absolutely nothing to say about his character.

#518

So it was also a wonder at the beginning 2333333

Wei Fan tried her best to comfort Mei Mi for Zhu Xu's reputation.

#519

Miserable 2333

#520

But now, will Wei Fan have a thought of "It doesn't matter, Your Majesty the King, that your character is bad, we don't mind"?

#521

Probably not.

Even if there is...

This time it's probably Mei Mi's turn to frantically brush "We think His Majesty the King is perfect" (.

#522

Seeing this all the way here is very complicated.

I am an Ezu fan, and I was also cute for a while when Zhu Xu and Benming...

I think I was so happy when I first entered the pit: My God, there are so many pictures, so many resources, so many interactions!

At first glance, is there any hot CP?

At first glance, it is the kingly way of the official Dashouliang polysaccharides and polysaccharides!

Then I was taught to be human.

Only one sentence is needed: Go search for Zhu Xu Messi.

[Crying like a two-hundred-pound child.JPG]

#523

Very distressed.

#524

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! !

We went through exactly the same! ! !

Your majesty is terrible! ! !

Obviously, if you look at it alone, His Majesty the King is crazily distributing candy between him and Benming, but once you compare him with Messi...

Damn, this is a fucking furball candy!

#525

#All ambiguities, compared with me to you, have become pure friendship#

#526

I'm sorry, although I know it's rude, but...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

#527

Hahahahaha

#528

To be honest, I don’t think any pair of cute CPs will have so many pig plums... dog food.

(I refuse to admit that it is sugar! It is clearly a big bowl of dog food everyday!)

#529

No, there are still.

#530

...? ? ? ? ?

#531

Capello.

#532

Oh yes, how could I forget this pair! ! !

………………

#912

It's gone this far again.

I think let's get back to the topic, LZ, what do you want Messi to do?

#913

I guess it might be, I hope Leo, you can take some courage and show the attitude of pampering the prince?

#914

…………

#915

Ha ha

#916

I don't despise anyone.

Let me just ask: Can Messi be more considerate than Zhu Xu?

#917

speechless...

#918

As Mayme, I, I feel irrefutable

[Al Humble.JPG]

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...Speaking of this chapter number...uh...

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