Heartthrob's Rules of Self

Little Yushi considers himself an obedient child, but now he can add the label of Ouni sauce who loves his younger brother.

#我家Odoudou is super cute! #

In order not to coincide with the image of Akashi, there are no flowers floating around Xiao Yushi.

"Does Oni-chan know how to read?" Xiao Muran, who was fiddling with his toys in the room, suddenly raised his head, opened his eyes wide, and asked Xiao Yushi, who was watching his younger brother in a daze.

Little Yoshi nodded.Seeing Xiao Muran's eyes lit up: "Oni-chan, help me read the storybook, will you?"

Xiao Muran was acting coquettishly, there seemed to be a long tail flicking and flicking behind him, almost shaking the arm holding Xiao Yushi back and forth.

It can't be such a foul!Ninja Yuuji, wake up, you can't be a stupid younger brother! !

Little Yushi kept his face as serious as possible, and asked solemnly: "Oni-chan, please give me a kiss when you read a story, Xiaoran!"

"Okay. Awa"

Xiao Muran ran to the bookshelf with her short legs, and stepped on the small chair next to her to reach the top of the bookshelf.

He jumped a bit, which made little Yoshi worry for a while.After murmuring for a while, Xiao Muran came to Xiao Yushi with a picture book.

He handed the book to Xiao Yushi, staring at him with bright eyes.

Xiao Yushi: Σ(°△°|||)︴Suddenly a little bit big.

After opening the book, Xiao Yushi breathed a sigh of relief.Because it is a children's book, the new words and characters in the book are not difficult.At least in Xiao Yushi's eyes, these words are extremely simple.

"A long time ago, there was a prince in a kingdom named Snow White." Huh?Why do you feel weird? "Snow White has beautiful long golden hair, shining and precious like gold.

His mother died young, and his father, who was king, married a new queen.The queen is beautiful and treats Snow White as well as her own child.

Snow White grows bigger and more beautiful, which makes the queen more and more obsessed.Finally one day, when the moon was dark and the wind was high, the queen tricked Snow White into a high tower and imprisoned him with black magic.

The queen poured out her love to Prince Snow White every day, and she, who was crazy about the prince, finally couldn't hold back her desire one day, and [beep——] fell in love with him.At this moment, Prince Snow White discovered that the queen mother whom he had always respected and loved turned out to be a man! "

Wait...wait, why are fairy tales so weird these days? !

There was a materialized black line on Xiao Yushi's forehead. Just as he was hesitating whether to continue talking, he heard Xiao Muran's question: "Why didn't Oni-chan continue talking?"

"But still want to... listen to it?"

"Hmm! I feel that Oni-chan's speech is very interesting!"

Now that O Doudou has said so, Xiao Yushi decided to bite the bullet and continue talking.

"Snow White, who is as delicate as a flower, was terrified. He was worried that he would be treated so cruelly again if he stayed in this tower full of painful memories. So he picked up the scissors, cut off his extremely long hair, and rubbed it Take the hemp rope and run away."

Isn't Snow White very delicate?Why did you just jump off the tower and run away==?

"On the way to escape, Snow White met the prince of the neighboring country, the seven dwarfs, the prince of the pea, and the king of the country of flowers. He had several romantic relationships with them, and a group of people swore to protect the weak prince. However, the prince is determined to go west to find his true love."

"In the end, the prince who had been terrified all the way died in the desert."

Little Yoshi was unable to complain about this nonsensical fairy tale, and when he was about to ask Little Muran what he wanted to do next, he felt a soft touch covering his cheek.

Was... Kissed? !

In fact, the previous request for a kiss was just a joke made by Xiao Yushi, who knew Xiao Muran took it seriously?

A puff of white smoke rose slowly from Xiao Yushi's head, that white and tender face was like a small tomato, red (true, cute, love).

"Oni-chan, let's have afternoon tea next!"

When Xiao Yushi, who was in a daze for an unknown period of time, focused his eyes again, what he saw was a table of dessert cakes.

Xiao Muran was sitting at one end of the table, with a plate of half-disappeared cakes in front of him.

Xiao Youshi sat across from Xiao Muran, just drinking orange juice and staring at Xiao Muran.

Until the big-hearted little Muran finally felt disturbed by the burning gaze, little Yushi looked away again.

"Who gave Ranran that book just now?" Xiao Yushi asked curiously.In my heart, the giver of this picture book that teaches bad children has been torn apart.

Xiao Muran stopped eating, with the small spoon still in his mouth.He thought about it seriously: "It seems that the maid who resigned gave it to me as a farewell gift."

"Of course, don't randomly accept other people's books as gifts in the future." Xiao Yushi was very worried about Xiao Muran's future education.

"Why? Is there a problem with that book just now? But I think it's very interesting!"

"It's not a problem... Anyway, it depends on the target when collecting books in the future!"

"Okay!"

——————————————————————— Later, Xiao Muran decided not to accept books from three kinds of people.

1. Books from strangers are not accepted.

2. Books from people you do not know will not be accepted.

3. Books from strangers will not be accepted.

So Oni-chan should be happy (〃〃)

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After the big change, the number of words is much less...