Devil Class Cannon Fodder

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Spaying cats is not absolutely necessary, but in most cases, it is still necessary.In the case of the Danyang Palace Museum, it is necessary to sterilize cats even to control the number of cats.

In fact, the museum is already in contact with the pet center. After all, spring is coming, and it’s time for everything to recover.

But until then, there is still a lot of cat annoyance happening, especially for tabby cats.

The tabby cat is a different cat. It has not been neutered so far, but it does not seem to have a estrus period.Or in other words, even in estrus, its performance is not the same as that of ordinary cats.No pissing, no fighting, no going out, etc.

So it has not been sterilized. On the contrary, the cat mother Lin Lifang can't wait for it to go on a blind date.

This is not to say that tabby cats are not chased by female cats, but they are very popular, okay?

Don't say that the female cats at the Danyang Wangcheng Museum are other domestic female cats, such as the female cats in Lin Lifang and Gu Jianguo's community. Whenever spring comes, they will be surrounded by female cats downstairs.This year, such a grand occasion has not yet occurred. Instead, the female cats at the Danyang Wangcheng Museum, because of the proximity to the water, started the chase first-some cats have not had time to undergo neutering surgery.

The tabby cat is not happy about this, it thinks that they are driven by nature to do such indecent things, it is really inferior.

But it is not so easy to fight against nature.

Even the Qilin cat can't do it, and because of this, its relationship with the tabby cat has dropped to freezing point again.

The cause was a three-colored cat named Weiwei.

Vivi is the museum cat, she came last winter.It was very thin when it came, but after a winter of care, it has become healthy and plump.Vivi has a gentle temperament and big, bright eyes.Whether it is from a cat's point of view or a human point of view, she is a very cute female cat.Normally, Weiwei doesn't get close to the tabby cat very much, but after the arrival of spring, Weiwei is driven by nature to come to the tabby cat to meow.

The tabby cat is not interested in it, but the Qilin cat can't stand it and likes this female cat.

Kirin cats have not had time to undergo neutering surgery, and it is inevitable that they will be in heat.It's just that it shouldn't be hostile to the tabby cat because of Weiwei, and even showed its minions at the tabby cat.

The tabby cat didn't like this kind of stupid behavior, and the Qilin cat even bumped into the muzzle of the gun, so the tabby cat would not be polite to the Qilin cat.In line with the principle of killing cats to warn cats, the tabby cat beat the Qilin cat so helpless this time, and the Qilin cat didn't get up for a while.

As a result, Weiwei ran over, licked the Qilin cat, and revived it mentally.

Tabby cat: "..."

The tabby cat walked away resentfully.

If it doesn't go, will it stay to see the indescribable scene?

Qilinmao is indeed physically and mentally strong, and successfully impregnated Weiwei cat before being neutered.After that, Weiwei gave birth to two cats, one male and one female, and these two kittens were able to stay in the museum, becoming the rare kittens in this wave.

This is all for later.

Besides, at the moment, the tabby cat is annoyed that the cat under his command may not be able to effectively fight against his nature, and he is also a little sullen when he returns home.

Lin Lifang and Gu Jianguo whispered: "What's wrong with our family's Beibei? Is it because spring has come and it can't find a like-minded partner?"

Gu Jianguo: "Huh?"

Lin Lifang said with a serious face: "I mean, our family's Beibei is so demanding that it looks down on the female cats around, but spring is here again, so it will be more depressed if it can't be relieved."

Gu Jianguo: "...I always think your topic is weird."

Lin Lifang didn't know what to think. After dinner, she went to her cat's son's room, put cat movies she found on the Internet for him, and thoughtfully left the cat's son space, and then went out and closed the door behind her.

Lin Lifang also thought proudly: 'There is no such enlightened queen mother as me in this world. '

Tabby cat: "..."

The tabby cat couldn't bear the strange thinking of the cat mother, and left home angrily.In the park next to the community, the tabby cat met Schrödinger who was eating with the shit shoveler.They said they were eating together, but in fact Schrödinger jumped up and down unilaterally, and Xue Minghe hurriedly followed behind him.

The two cats looked at each other, and then they staggered away from each other.

The park square is busy at this time, there are two groups of square dancers, with different music playing, they can still dance clearly, without a trace of chaos, which is amazing.There are also group fan dancers, sword practicers, skateboarders, etc. Everyone seems to be unaffected by noise and others, forming a world of its own.

The tabby cat didn't like such noise before, but now it observed for a while, but still couldn't force itself, so it got up and left.Not far away, I saw an old man who was practicing Taijiquan. The place where the old man practiced boxing was quiet, and he himself seemed very calm, and his every move seemed to have a special charm.

The tabby cat is thoughtful.

Another day.

The sofa facing the TV in the rest area was once again occupied by cats.

Song Jing suddenly remembered the fear of being dominated by alien cats. Although he is not so overwhelmed now, he still can't help speculating on the cats' every move.So, Song Jing hid aside and observed secretly.

Seeing the tabby cat grabbing the remote control to switch channels back and forth, Song Jing was not very surprised. After all, using the remote control to switch channels is nothing compared to other things.It's just that when he finally stopped on a stage, Song Jing watched the Tai Chi teaching being played on the TV screen, and he still couldn't help scratching his face: "??"

Didn’t you always watch TV dramas or news before, why did you watch Tai Chi this time?

In the rest area, the tabby cat had a serious expression, but unfortunately, none of the other cats could understand the big guy's intentions.After a while, the prince became impatient and jumped off the sofa and ran away first.Little Xingxing, the Balinese cat, is always naughty. He didn't run away, but he was scurrying around in the rest area before.And the prince's run was a precedent, and other cats also learned from it, so that in the end, only the tabby cat and Ah Fei were left on the sofa.

Little Xingxing is already scratching the fourth curtain fringe.

The tabby cat patted A Fei on the head, and A Fei gave a calm "meow".

Song Jing: "???" What does this mean?What is the cat test?Is it related to Tai Chi?Or is there actually some information hidden in this TV channel?

Not long after, when the pet center came to the door, almost one of them was neutered one by one, even the civet cat of the prince was no exception, but the Jianzhou cat of A Fei was an exception.It's true that A Fei is a big cat, but during this time, he didn't urinate everywhere, and behaved relatively calmly. It seemed that he didn't need to be neutered.

Song Jing was almost enlightened, but halfway through his enlightenment, he murmured, "What the hell am I suddenly enlightened about?" Even if he connected the incident of watching TV at that time with the current sterilization incident, what is the connection? ?What about logic?Anyway, from the perspective of a human being, Song Jing really couldn't understand the connection.

Ugh.

On the same day, Song Jing also had a dream. He dreamed that when A Fei cat faced the provocation of other cats, he transformed into a Tai Chi cat and defeated the enemy cat with four or two tricks.And this enemy cat, after learning from the pain, practiced "Sunflower Treasure" after being castrated, and also got entangled with a large group of neutered male cats, vowing to unify Danyang King City... After Song Jing woke up, he was dazed for a long time, and turned the "Sunflower Treasure" on his phone. The "Swordsman" novel and the "Kung Fu Panda" movie were deleted, and then fell asleep.

How about love!

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Let’s talk about the tabby cat. Of course, the tabby cat has not been sterilized, it is still a complete cat.During the estrus period, although the mood swings are a little bigger than usual, it can still control it. Maybe the cat mother Lin Lifang is right, it hasn't found a like-minded partner yet.

But let's put it this way, the tabby cat still got into an awkward fight with Lin Lifang because she was too open-minded before.This kind of awkwardness is not obvious at first glance. The tabby cat behaves like "I am very dissatisfied with your performance. I will not take the initiative to point it out, but you have to take the initiative to recognize your mistakes and make a good confession."

Because this is not the first time, and as a cat mother, Lin Lifang really understands the temperament of her cat son, and she soon realized that the cat son was making trouble with her.

Lin Lifang thought over and over again, and finally realized that the problem was in that cat movie, so she obediently apologized.Lin Lifang said this: "We are so pure and pure in Beibei, how could the queen mother allow such unscrupulous things to stain your eyes."

Tabby cat: "..."

The tabby cat's disapproval was so obvious, Lin Lifang laughed a few times, not to stroke the cat's whiskers anymore, and took out her trump card: "My dear son, it's time for you to brush your teeth, let's go home and brush your teeth." You have to brush it three times a week, which is absolutely indispensable.

The tabby cat hesitated, but reluctantly followed Lin Lifang home.I met Schrödinger and Xue Minghe in the community. Schrödinger took Elizabeth in circles with a cynical look on his face, while Xue Minghe had scratches from cat paws on his face.The facts of the case are very clear. After all, Schrödinger failed to escape the sterilization operation, and now he has become Mr. Xue.

Lin Lifang took a look: "Schrödinger, what is this?"

Xue Minghe said helplessly: "During this time, it has always been running away. I'm afraid that one day it will not come back after running away."

Lin Lifang didn't add salt to his wounds, but comforted Xue Minghe by saying that Schrödinger's mood would get better in a few days.After all, the sterilization of male cats is not as troublesome as the ligation of female cats, and male cats are generally not as sensitive as female cats.

Xue Minghe's face was still hurting: "I hope so."

After parting, Lin Lifang entered the house with her cat and son in her arms, bowed her head and asked the tabby cat: "A child with a mother is a treasure, isn't it, son?"

After a while, the tabby cat meowed a little reservedly, probably as an answer.

I was so happy with Lin Lifang that I almost lost my way.

Then, Lin Lifang carefully brushed the tabby cat's teeth, took a bath, dried it, and sat on the sofa with it in her arms, combing it with a comb."The First Emperor" was playing on the TV. It was about Yu Lang, the emperor of the Yu Dynasty, and the first emperor who was currently acting as an adult appeared for the first time.

The tabby cat stared at the screen for a few moments, and slowly closed its eyes under Lin Lifang's gentle movements.

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system space

"Host? Host?" The system yelled twice without waiting for a response from the host. It couldn't help being surprised. What's wrong?When the system was hesitating whether to call again, it heard a vague "huh?".

The system hurriedly said: "It's okay, I'm just calling you."

Gu Qing: "Oh."

The system can hear that this "oh" is a very common "oh", and it doesn't have a deep meaning, nor is it intriguing.But it's very rare to see it on its own host. The system speculates that the host's mood is not normal, either particularly good or particularly bad.The possibility of the former is relatively high, but why is this?

The system tentatively asked: "Could it be that which novel pleases you?" Before that, Gu Qing was browsing a series of novels with cat elements, of all types, and these novels were found by the system.

Gu Qing was reading these novels, and his eyes were dazzled. When he closed his eyes and meditated, the memory palace switched channels, so that he became a tabby cat, and the people he knew before either turned into cats, or turned into cats. The relevant shit-shoveling officers jointly interpreted a somewhat warm story, or a sweet dream.After Gu Qing woke up, he felt a little lost, but more, the gap in his heart was filled a little, which made him feel satisfied.

that's enough.

Gu Qing closed the book in his hand, put it aside, and said with a smile: "Maybe."

The system is more realistic: "Let me see, the novel in your hand is about the interstellar era, a catnip essence, which caused a lot of love and hatred among cat stars. It's a little bit obscene, host you say."

Gu Qing thought about it, and said solemnly: "Catnip is good to eat." Catnip is a marijuana in the cat world, but it will not make cats addicted, and it will not bring any harm to cats. This kind of "drug" is hard to come by. It's not that Gu Qing has never been contaminated with hallucinogenic drugs. He occasionally makes his own to stimulate the nerves, and sometimes achieves unexpected effects.

System: "Huh??"

Gu Qing shook his head slightly: "Nothing."

The system didn't think it was a problem: "Have you ever eaten catnip? Why don't I remember such a thing."

The system thought it had missed some data, so it really searched.Gu Qing didn't try to stop it, he just stored the previous memory of becoming a cat in a room in the memory palace.

Afterwards, Gu Qing picked up the book that he hadn't finished reading, and finished it with a contented expression, while the system's noise was still in his ears.After a while, Schrödinger ran over.In reality, Schrödinger has not become Mr. Xue, it is still a complete cat, and it is still a cat with unparalleled abilities.

Gu Qing thought that letting Schrödinger stay in the system space with nothing to do is not a solution.He took Schrödinger away in the first place because he wanted to take Schrödinger to find its original owner, Xue Minghe. However, there is Schrödinger in the parallel world, and there will be another Schrödinger. In the end, Schrödinger chose to return to himself.

Gu Qing has a responsibility for it, so naturally he has to consider it.

Gu Qing patted the handrail, and Schrödinger jumped up in response.

The system immediately yelled: "What are you doing! What are you doing in the open sky!" When the system knew that its host was going to send Schrödinger to a "boarding school", the system was satisfied. , but it is also the rhythm of entering the limbo, which is a good result.

Thinking that this was all due to his own struggle, the system couldn't help but sing: "The turned serfs sing, and the singing of happiness spreads everywhere—"

Oh yeah!