An Xiaolei woke up very early the next day, and she should make up for her mistakes.
Fearing that Mr. Yan's childish ghost would go out early to avoid her, An Xiaolei deliberately got up at five o'clock to cook a pot of porridge, and sat dozing off at the door.
The artificial mentally handicapped Xiaoshan in the room asked her: "Are you sitting here to guard against thieves?"
"President Fang is naive." An Xiaolei yawned and replied. "Talk to me, so that I don't fall asleep when I get it. Although the effect is the same, it is not elegant to fall asleep at the door of the house."
As a considerate artificial intelligence, Xiaoshan responded, and then chatted with An Xiaolei about the weather of the day for about 5 minutes, and most of the time in these 5 minutes was Xiaoshan chattering and using data from the Internet Teach her how to wear clothes, and the chat made An Xiaolei more and more drowsy. After a long while, she finally couldn't help it, and said to Xiaoshan: "Excuse me, I know how to dress myself, and I know what kind of clothes to wear. Let's change How about a topic?"
"What topic is suitable?" Xiaoshan asked cautiously. "Can I play English listening comprehension for you to learn English? President Yan said that she wants to take you on a trip abroad."
"Boss Yan has too many plans. I just don't have time." An Xiaolei snorted.
Probably when grandma was still alive, Yan always had time, but grandma's body didn't allow them to travel long distances to another country.Later, when grandma passed away, Mr. Yan began to be busy with his daily life, and when he had agreed to go abroad, he was in vain.
"I don't quite understand the relationship between you two." Xiaoshan said with an electronically synthesized mechanical voice, "Why do you want to file for a divorce even though you both like each other?"
"What do you know?" An Xiaolei said, "You are just a computer, a program, the relationship between human beings is too complicated, sometimes we humans don't understand why some things are done, but we just have to do it .”
"I don't understand, but the data understands." Xiaoshan said.
An Xiaolei suddenly remembered the time when she just came here, the annoying little mentally handicapped spirit was staring at her heartbeat all day long, warning her if it was a little faster, and the whole villa was startled.
Later, when she talked too much, Boss Yan turned off the heartbeat monitor.It's not really turned off, it's just that Xiaoshan won't report if the dangerous peak is not reached--in fact, both of them are young people, and there is really no chance to reach the dangerous value. Xiaoshan is silent, An Xiao Lei forgot that the artificial mentally handicapped man was still monitoring the heartbeats of the living things in this villa.
"She... I mean President Yan, does she also like me?"
"Of course." Xiaoshan said firmly.
An Xiaolei smiled and said, "How do you know, maybe it's just a normal physiological reaction to being touched? It's like an accelerated heartbeat or something."
Xiaoshan was silent for a moment, and slowly said in an electronic voice: "I am an artificial intelligence with a learning mechanism, but I also have a personality, in order to facilitate conversations with you. When I was made, the reference was the past. Mr. Yan—the character traits of Ao Manshan. I imported a lot of information about her, and she is probably the most intelligent robot in the world who knows Yan Ruyu, so I understand how important you are to her. "
"Since it's so important, why do we need a divorce?" An Xiaolei returned Xiaoshan's question to Xiaoshan.
"I don't know." Xiaoshan also returned her words unceremoniously, "You said it yourself, you humans are too complicated, there are some things that you know will be uncomfortable to do, but you still do it. To be honest, in the It seems to me that you are full."
Before An Xiaolei was about to raise her slipper to beat her mentally handicapped child, another "full-fed" person came downstairs and cast a cold glance at her. . "See you at 02:30 pm, don't be late."
"Eat breakfast before leaving." An Xiaolei hurriedly put down her slippers, and said as she walked into the kitchen, "I got up very early to boil it, and it must be better than the food outside."
So the sentence "no need" got stuck in Mr. Yan's throat, unable to go up and down, very uncomfortable, and finally Yan Ruyu nodded as if in compromise.
Come on, eat as you please, what's the matter if the president is late?
"After eating, you can take me to your company by the way."
"What are you doing?" Boss Yan raised his eyebrows, "Are you going to sit in my company until two o'clock in the afternoon, or tell everyone in the company that I dumped you?"
"I'll just walk around."
By the way, go to the slums to pick up Harley.
Of course, she didn't dare to say the latter sentence.
If she said it, it would add fuel to the fire.
An Xiaolei was quiet along the way. This kind of obedient attitude probably pleased Mr. Yan. After arriving at the company, Mr. Yan personally sent her out of the company's gate, and kindly told the security downstairs not to leave until 01:30 p.m. She cannot be put one step into the company building.
Guarding against a wife is like guarding against a thief.
An Xiaolei was very sad.
Because she went out early, when An Xiaolei found the place last night, Harley was still there, and Xiao Huangmao's garbage motorcycle was also there. It's always a bit sad to look at it, but when I think about Lezheng's promise to let him live in the next life After voting for a good family, An Xiaolei seemed not to be so sad all of a sudden.
Lezheng opened his mouth, saying whatever he said, if he said she was in danger, he would be in danger, and he said that he would find a good reincarnation for the little yellow hair, which should be true.
An Xiaolei finally decided to accompany him for a while, as a farewell, so after locking the car, she went back to the alley and sat quietly without saying a word.
Then I got sleepy.
In a daze, she was shaken awake by a hand. When An Xiaolei opened her eyes, she saw that hand was so white that it turned blue, like the hand of a zombie in a movie when she was a child. She almost screamed, Lezheng quickly covered her mouth Mouth: "Don't bark!"
"..." Whoever opens his eyes and sees such a hand will feel better!
Seeing that An Xiaolei could no longer scream, Lezheng let go of his hand: "Why are you sleeping here? Someone died last night."
"Sleepy. Why are you still here?"
"Last night, I went back to do some work after my soul was hooked," Le Zheng squatted down next to her. The long hat made An Xiaolei feel short. "There's something wrong with the 'Qi' here this morning, so I'll come up and have a look."
"gas?"
An Xiaolei's face was full of question marks. "What gas, oxygen, hydrogen, helium?"
"Luck, luck." Lezheng said lightly, "Don't you humans have a saying that purple air comes from the east? That purple air is luck. Lucky people will have purple air around them, while unlucky people will have purple air. Black air. Generally speaking, a person will have more or less purple air on his body, but the people in this area seem to..."
"This is a slum." An Xiaolei said. "There are very few golden phoenixes in the slums."
"Not at all." Le Zheng said. "A few years ago, I also found that the purple qi on some people disappeared, and only the black qi remained. We have been investigating, but it is difficult to investigate. After all, some people are really bad..." Said Zhuo Lezheng quietly glanced at An Xiaolei.
An Xiaolei: "..."
I understand, I am dying.
"I just found some clues, and I rushed over immediately, but I came a step too late, and the ghost king ran away."
"What is the ghost king?"
Le Zheng looked into her eyes seriously and asked, "Do you know about raising little ghosts?"
"Have you heard of it?" An Xiaolei said, "Serve a dead baby and let it help you get what you want?"
"To be precise, it is to let it draw the luck of the people around it to itself. The scope of the ghost king's draw is much larger than that of the little ghost. The luck is originally bestowed by the gods and cannot be taken away, so we have to control the ghost king. But this ghost king It is very cunning, every time we find a little sign, it will stop. If you see a green-haired monkey squatting on a person's shoulder, tear this talisman and summon me."
After finishing speaking, Le was handing over a piece of golden talisman paper, the words on it were crooked, and I don't know what it was written on, so I just kept it anyway.
"I don't have psychic eyes, so I can't see." An Xiaolei acted shamelessly after finishing the collection. "You'd better find someone to help you pay attention."
"The ghost king's 'sheath' is on your body, as long as you take the paper from the underworld, you can see it. The so-called sheath means that you have a close relationship with it."
An Xiaolei: "????"
With whom?A green monkey?
"Anyway, if you don't want to die, just pay attention. Otherwise, it will kill you at some point, and it will bring good luck to its owner for a year or so."
Lezheng smiled, regardless of whether his words were easy to understand or not, he immediately turned into a cloud of black mist and disappeared. He didn't know if he was going back to the underworld, or he was going around the world looking for bad luck to seduce his heinous soul.
According to Lezheng himself, she is a person with relatively strong combat power in the underworld, and she specializes in hooking souls with offensive power. The souls of such evil people are like ghosts, and they really can't hook them away.
An Xiaolei really thought she should try Hao Sheng's.
The soul of the koi must taste good.
Hold on.
Koi?
An Xiaolei felt that she probably knew where the green-haired monkey was, but she wasn't sure.
In order to prevent Lezheng from finding out that she had found the wrong person to hack herself to death after being summoned, An Xiaolei finally decided to go to Mr. Yan first, otherwise she would not even be able to enter the door of Xinshi Group.
If it is confirmed that it is a green-haired monkey, the matter will be much simpler. There is no problem that Lezheng can't solve with a single seduction.
She is such a clever little ghost.
When a matter turns from practical problems to metaphysics, everything seems to become less difficult. Presumably, soon, her troubles, Mr. Yan's, and even little princess Duanmu's troubles will all be solved.
All are happy.
Everyone happily lives their lives.
Then An Xiaolei was stopped downstairs by the security guard in high spirits.
"Boss Yan said that you can't be let in before 01:30 in the afternoon."
An Xiaolei: "..."
Well, she now believes that all her luck has been taken away by that green monkey.
Fearing that Mr. Yan's childish ghost would go out early to avoid her, An Xiaolei deliberately got up at five o'clock to cook a pot of porridge, and sat dozing off at the door.
The artificial mentally handicapped Xiaoshan in the room asked her: "Are you sitting here to guard against thieves?"
"President Fang is naive." An Xiaolei yawned and replied. "Talk to me, so that I don't fall asleep when I get it. Although the effect is the same, it is not elegant to fall asleep at the door of the house."
As a considerate artificial intelligence, Xiaoshan responded, and then chatted with An Xiaolei about the weather of the day for about 5 minutes, and most of the time in these 5 minutes was Xiaoshan chattering and using data from the Internet Teach her how to wear clothes, and the chat made An Xiaolei more and more drowsy. After a long while, she finally couldn't help it, and said to Xiaoshan: "Excuse me, I know how to dress myself, and I know what kind of clothes to wear. Let's change How about a topic?"
"What topic is suitable?" Xiaoshan asked cautiously. "Can I play English listening comprehension for you to learn English? President Yan said that she wants to take you on a trip abroad."
"Boss Yan has too many plans. I just don't have time." An Xiaolei snorted.
Probably when grandma was still alive, Yan always had time, but grandma's body didn't allow them to travel long distances to another country.Later, when grandma passed away, Mr. Yan began to be busy with his daily life, and when he had agreed to go abroad, he was in vain.
"I don't quite understand the relationship between you two." Xiaoshan said with an electronically synthesized mechanical voice, "Why do you want to file for a divorce even though you both like each other?"
"What do you know?" An Xiaolei said, "You are just a computer, a program, the relationship between human beings is too complicated, sometimes we humans don't understand why some things are done, but we just have to do it .”
"I don't understand, but the data understands." Xiaoshan said.
An Xiaolei suddenly remembered the time when she just came here, the annoying little mentally handicapped spirit was staring at her heartbeat all day long, warning her if it was a little faster, and the whole villa was startled.
Later, when she talked too much, Boss Yan turned off the heartbeat monitor.It's not really turned off, it's just that Xiaoshan won't report if the dangerous peak is not reached--in fact, both of them are young people, and there is really no chance to reach the dangerous value. Xiaoshan is silent, An Xiao Lei forgot that the artificial mentally handicapped man was still monitoring the heartbeats of the living things in this villa.
"She... I mean President Yan, does she also like me?"
"Of course." Xiaoshan said firmly.
An Xiaolei smiled and said, "How do you know, maybe it's just a normal physiological reaction to being touched? It's like an accelerated heartbeat or something."
Xiaoshan was silent for a moment, and slowly said in an electronic voice: "I am an artificial intelligence with a learning mechanism, but I also have a personality, in order to facilitate conversations with you. When I was made, the reference was the past. Mr. Yan—the character traits of Ao Manshan. I imported a lot of information about her, and she is probably the most intelligent robot in the world who knows Yan Ruyu, so I understand how important you are to her. "
"Since it's so important, why do we need a divorce?" An Xiaolei returned Xiaoshan's question to Xiaoshan.
"I don't know." Xiaoshan also returned her words unceremoniously, "You said it yourself, you humans are too complicated, there are some things that you know will be uncomfortable to do, but you still do it. To be honest, in the It seems to me that you are full."
Before An Xiaolei was about to raise her slipper to beat her mentally handicapped child, another "full-fed" person came downstairs and cast a cold glance at her. . "See you at 02:30 pm, don't be late."
"Eat breakfast before leaving." An Xiaolei hurriedly put down her slippers, and said as she walked into the kitchen, "I got up very early to boil it, and it must be better than the food outside."
So the sentence "no need" got stuck in Mr. Yan's throat, unable to go up and down, very uncomfortable, and finally Yan Ruyu nodded as if in compromise.
Come on, eat as you please, what's the matter if the president is late?
"After eating, you can take me to your company by the way."
"What are you doing?" Boss Yan raised his eyebrows, "Are you going to sit in my company until two o'clock in the afternoon, or tell everyone in the company that I dumped you?"
"I'll just walk around."
By the way, go to the slums to pick up Harley.
Of course, she didn't dare to say the latter sentence.
If she said it, it would add fuel to the fire.
An Xiaolei was quiet along the way. This kind of obedient attitude probably pleased Mr. Yan. After arriving at the company, Mr. Yan personally sent her out of the company's gate, and kindly told the security downstairs not to leave until 01:30 p.m. She cannot be put one step into the company building.
Guarding against a wife is like guarding against a thief.
An Xiaolei was very sad.
Because she went out early, when An Xiaolei found the place last night, Harley was still there, and Xiao Huangmao's garbage motorcycle was also there. It's always a bit sad to look at it, but when I think about Lezheng's promise to let him live in the next life After voting for a good family, An Xiaolei seemed not to be so sad all of a sudden.
Lezheng opened his mouth, saying whatever he said, if he said she was in danger, he would be in danger, and he said that he would find a good reincarnation for the little yellow hair, which should be true.
An Xiaolei finally decided to accompany him for a while, as a farewell, so after locking the car, she went back to the alley and sat quietly without saying a word.
Then I got sleepy.
In a daze, she was shaken awake by a hand. When An Xiaolei opened her eyes, she saw that hand was so white that it turned blue, like the hand of a zombie in a movie when she was a child. She almost screamed, Lezheng quickly covered her mouth Mouth: "Don't bark!"
"..." Whoever opens his eyes and sees such a hand will feel better!
Seeing that An Xiaolei could no longer scream, Lezheng let go of his hand: "Why are you sleeping here? Someone died last night."
"Sleepy. Why are you still here?"
"Last night, I went back to do some work after my soul was hooked," Le Zheng squatted down next to her. The long hat made An Xiaolei feel short. "There's something wrong with the 'Qi' here this morning, so I'll come up and have a look."
"gas?"
An Xiaolei's face was full of question marks. "What gas, oxygen, hydrogen, helium?"
"Luck, luck." Lezheng said lightly, "Don't you humans have a saying that purple air comes from the east? That purple air is luck. Lucky people will have purple air around them, while unlucky people will have purple air. Black air. Generally speaking, a person will have more or less purple air on his body, but the people in this area seem to..."
"This is a slum." An Xiaolei said. "There are very few golden phoenixes in the slums."
"Not at all." Le Zheng said. "A few years ago, I also found that the purple qi on some people disappeared, and only the black qi remained. We have been investigating, but it is difficult to investigate. After all, some people are really bad..." Said Zhuo Lezheng quietly glanced at An Xiaolei.
An Xiaolei: "..."
I understand, I am dying.
"I just found some clues, and I rushed over immediately, but I came a step too late, and the ghost king ran away."
"What is the ghost king?"
Le Zheng looked into her eyes seriously and asked, "Do you know about raising little ghosts?"
"Have you heard of it?" An Xiaolei said, "Serve a dead baby and let it help you get what you want?"
"To be precise, it is to let it draw the luck of the people around it to itself. The scope of the ghost king's draw is much larger than that of the little ghost. The luck is originally bestowed by the gods and cannot be taken away, so we have to control the ghost king. But this ghost king It is very cunning, every time we find a little sign, it will stop. If you see a green-haired monkey squatting on a person's shoulder, tear this talisman and summon me."
After finishing speaking, Le was handing over a piece of golden talisman paper, the words on it were crooked, and I don't know what it was written on, so I just kept it anyway.
"I don't have psychic eyes, so I can't see." An Xiaolei acted shamelessly after finishing the collection. "You'd better find someone to help you pay attention."
"The ghost king's 'sheath' is on your body, as long as you take the paper from the underworld, you can see it. The so-called sheath means that you have a close relationship with it."
An Xiaolei: "????"
With whom?A green monkey?
"Anyway, if you don't want to die, just pay attention. Otherwise, it will kill you at some point, and it will bring good luck to its owner for a year or so."
Lezheng smiled, regardless of whether his words were easy to understand or not, he immediately turned into a cloud of black mist and disappeared. He didn't know if he was going back to the underworld, or he was going around the world looking for bad luck to seduce his heinous soul.
According to Lezheng himself, she is a person with relatively strong combat power in the underworld, and she specializes in hooking souls with offensive power. The souls of such evil people are like ghosts, and they really can't hook them away.
An Xiaolei really thought she should try Hao Sheng's.
The soul of the koi must taste good.
Hold on.
Koi?
An Xiaolei felt that she probably knew where the green-haired monkey was, but she wasn't sure.
In order to prevent Lezheng from finding out that she had found the wrong person to hack herself to death after being summoned, An Xiaolei finally decided to go to Mr. Yan first, otherwise she would not even be able to enter the door of Xinshi Group.
If it is confirmed that it is a green-haired monkey, the matter will be much simpler. There is no problem that Lezheng can't solve with a single seduction.
She is such a clever little ghost.
When a matter turns from practical problems to metaphysics, everything seems to become less difficult. Presumably, soon, her troubles, Mr. Yan's, and even little princess Duanmu's troubles will all be solved.
All are happy.
Everyone happily lives their lives.
Then An Xiaolei was stopped downstairs by the security guard in high spirits.
"Boss Yan said that you can't be let in before 01:30 in the afternoon."
An Xiaolei: "..."
Well, she now believes that all her luck has been taken away by that green monkey.
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