Don't Be Jealous, I Will Bend Myself

It's not women wearing men, but women dressing up as men.

She is still a woman, it seems that the system turned the original male national teacher into a female national teacher disguised as a man.

Just when Ke Li was rejoicing, she felt her body shaking suddenly, and her body was knocked against some kind of hard object. The pain made her want to clench her teeth, but her mouth was stuffed with a cloth, and she didn't even have the most basic right to react.

She seems to be locked in a box.

"Am I on the way to be captured by the heroine?" Ke Li could clearly feel his voice trembling, although the voice did not come out of her mouth.

[This is on the way to the Yuelan Sect, the host please mourn. ] Doudou seems to know the tragic story behind it.

Ke Li: "..."

In the previous few worlds, the relationship between her and the heroine was not a best friend or a husband and wife, but also a teacher and a student. To be honest, it was quite easy to attack, but now it is a relationship of enemies, which makes Ke Lizhi have to use Shi Jin's words. Comfort yourself.

This is just a virtual world, it can't be real, she will return to reality sooner or later.

But this still couldn't relieve Ke Li's tension at the moment.

Ke Li remembers the plot of this world very clearly, probably because the whole text is very abusive. She doesn't know if the plot will be more abusive after her arrival, and she doesn't know if the object of abuse will be replaced by herself, but she has A very strong hunch - this task will not be so simple.

The plot is roughly like this: the heroine Xin Tu and the hero Lian Yi are in a hostile relationship, and this hostile relationship started from a conspiracy, but the main participant in this conspiracy is the national teacher Ke Chen.

Xin Tu is an orphan in a remote village in the country of Li. She has always been raised by adoptive parents. At the beginning, her life was simple and beautiful. The family is broken.

The cause of the incident was entirely due to Ke Chen's powerful crow's mouth function. In a divination, she predicted that in the past two years, Li Kingdom would experience severe droughts in the north and floods in the south. In short, natural disasters continued everywhere.

As a result, in the next two years, as Ke Chen said, people in various places died of waterlogging, and people died of drought.

At that time, Emperor Li Guo was already over fifty years old, and he was also a successful ruler in the peaceful and prosperous age. He had never seen such a scene, so he immediately invited the national teacher to make another calculation.

Ke Chen's hexagram calculated that this natural disaster is not incomprehensible, because there is a lone evil star in the southwest of Li country, which hits his parents and defeats the luck of the country. Xin Tu has already registered one by one.

From then on, Xin Tu began to be hunted down, her adoptive parents and her family were not spared, they all died unexpectedly, and she was injured in both legs while fleeing, and finally she was rescued by the leader of the Yuelan Sect to save her life.

However, Ke Chen's actions are all purposeful. She was originally a charlatan and a crow's mouth that "as long as you say bad things, bad things will come true", so she was favored by the sixth prince, the male protagonist Lian Yi. And it was placed in the court, in order to make the emperor think that the chaos in the world was due to the appearance of goblins, not because he was incapable of governing.

After the emperor sent someone to kill the innocent Xin Tu, the country was still in dire straits. At this time, the sixth prince had already accumulated a large amount of food, bought the hearts of the people, and finally ascended to the throne with the support of the people and various forces. Slow start of sadomasochism with the heroine.

When Ke Li thought about the direction of the plot, he was anxious for himself. It turned out that Ke Chen in the plot was a man with rough skin and thick flesh. Even if he was tortured to death by the heroine in the end, he deserved it. Who told him to be idle? It's okay to like to meddle in other people's seizure of the throne, and make the heroine so miserable, but now she is thin and tender...

Just thinking about it makes Ke Li feel pain. As the author's own mother, she knows Xin Tu's character best. She is jealous and ruthless. Although her legs are inconvenient, she has a very high prestige.

Ke Li felt that no matter how many psychological struggles she did, it would not be worth the reality. Even without the scum of the hero, it would not affect the fact that she is now the enemy of the heroine. In addition, she is a person who is more afraid of pain, so she just thinks about it for a while The torture gave me the feeling of fainting.

When Ke Li straightened out all the plots, she suddenly heard a loud "boom", and then there was a burst of earth-shaking, her whole body was turned upside down.

"Doudou, quickly shield me from the pain." Ke Li felt that he could still save him.

[Host don't worry, it will naturally block you when you are in pain. ] Doudou finally felt the importance of herself in this world. In the previous world, it was like soy sauce. 【I repeat, shielding pain is not really shielding pain, but just reducing unbearable pain to bearable pain. All in all, it's still going to hurt. 】

Ke Li: "..."

When she was in a daze, she heard the sound of the box opening, and then she was poured out. Yes, she was poured out of the box like some kind of goods. Her hands and feet were bound, and she seemed to be still in the cold. She rolled on the ground, which made her bones ache all over her body.

To be honest, this is the first time that Ke Li has been afraid of the heroine in her book. She has never been so embarrassed in her life. She managed to support herself when a hand was placed on her shoulder, which crushed her bones. Broken, I couldn't help gasping.

Only a rough voice said: "Master, Ke Chen has already brought it."

Ke Li was blinded by the black cloth in front of him, so he could only prick up his ears to listen to the movement outside, hoping that the heroine would show mercy and let her, an innocent citizen, be spared.

Immediately afterwards, there was a sound of the wheelchair sliding, and Ke Li could feel the murderous intent getting stronger and stronger. If eyes could kill, she would have become shapeless flesh in Xin Tu's eyes.

She shook her head and tried to struggle to let Xin Tu know that she was not a man, but then she felt that if she was a woman, she could do whatever she wanted and not be responsible for the heroine's affairs?

Ke Li felt that she was really miserable. The only good thing in this world was that she could also call the heroine "Tudu", provided that she could survive and try to get a diamond heart from the heroine.

"Take him to the dungeon and let the ghost mother take care of him carefully. Without my order, don't kill him." Xin Tu's voice was extremely cold, his hands were clenched into fists because of excitement, and he said to the subordinates beside him : "Tell the ghost mother-in-law to play with her however she likes. As far as the degree of play is concerned, it's best to make his life worse than death."

"..." Ke Li broke out in a cold sweat, the problem is that she can't speak yet, otherwise she can use her crow's mouth advantage, say something that can be fulfilled on the spot, and escape for herself.

At this moment, Doudou made two embarrassing "uhs" and said, "Host, I have two news here, one good and one bad. While you are still awake, which one do you want to hear first?" 】

"..." Ke Li said without hesitation, "Let me tell you the good news first."

[In order for the host to have a good relationship with the heroine in the future, the system decided to follow the above meaning and slightly modify the settings, so the good news is that the host's crow mouth function is gone, and you can talk well in the future, don't worry about a bad Be careful with the crow's mouth. 】

Ke Li: "..."

This good news is of no help to her current situation, she said angrily, "What about the bad news?"

Doudou let out another "uh": [The bad news is that from now on, the host will think that his body is upright, and his words are not right. This can be regarded as an equivalent replacement for Crow's Mouth. 】

Ke Li was a little confused: "What does this mean? Tsundere on the bright side?"

[…] Doudou gave an example: [It means that you, the host, sometimes like to talk ironically. For example, if you like the heroine in your heart, what you say is that you like the heroine. This is absolutely obedient. In your heart, but if you don't like the heroine in your heart, then what you say...you still like the heroine. 】

Ke Li: "..."

Fuck!When will this system really serve her?Why does she feel that she has always been the one to be tricked, this skill is not as good as Crow's Mouth!

"Take him down." Ke Li only heard Xin Tu speak, and he was dragged down, without even having time to see what Xin Tu looked like.

The reason why the dungeon is called the dungeon is because it is underground and extremely cold.

As soon as Ke Lifu was thrown into the dungeon, he felt a bone-chilling cold, and heard an old woman's old voice: "Hang him up first."

This old woman is the ghost mother-in-law that Xin Tu said, she is in charge of teaching Chinese criminal law, and her methods are comparable to that of Nanny Rong.

The congregation replaced the rope in Ke Li's hand with an iron chain, looked at the black cloth in front of Ke Li's eyes and the cloth stuffed in his mouth, and asked a little uncertainly, "Grandma, should the cloth continue to be stuffed?" ? I heard that the national teacher is extremely handsome and looks better than Pan An, why don't you take a look first?"

The old woman's eyes were shrewd and bright, and there was a trace of disgust on her wrinkled face, but her body was already about to move.

She hunched over and walked in front of Ke Li, looked him up and down, and said, "What's so good about a stinky man's face? Let's beat him like this first, don't kill him, and let the old man come in person for the rest."

"Yes, the little one will be beaten first, and you can enjoy it slowly, mother-in-law." The congregation retreated swiftly, and took out a long whip from among the punishment tools.

Seeing that the whip was about to hit Ke Li, the ghost mother-in-law added leisurely: "Don't hit the face, save it for the old man."

Ke Li: "..."

It's just a virtual world...

Ke Li was crying, and kept repeating this sentence in his mind, until he heard a "crack", a burning pain in his shoulder, and the whip that beat people seemed to be stained with salt and pepper water...

Isn't this a virtual world?Why does she feel the pain is not virtual at all!

Before the second whip fell, Ke Li felt a cramping pain in his lower abdomen, and something was falling...

In fact, compared to these punishments, she is more afraid of the ghost mother-in-law's teasing, at least punishing her can make Doudou shield her from pain, but the teasing is more than that.

With the fall of the second whip, Ke Li felt his head sank and his heart stopped, and he couldn't feel anything.

……

In Yuelan Palace, the ghost mother-in-law lowered her head respectfully: "Master, Ke Chen..."

The church was busy with affairs, and Xin Tu was reading the reported affairs. When she heard the voice of the ghost mother-in-law, she turned the wheelchair unhurriedly, and said to the ghost mother-in-law who was relatively close to her on weekdays: "As long as he doesn't die, whatever you do, mother-in-law It’s fine to play with, even if it’s in the house, as long as he can’t live or die.”

The ghost mother-in-law has some special hobbies. She has always known it, but she has turned a blind eye to it all these years.

For people like Ke Chen who just talk about it and ruin their families, she doesn't mind at all using methods she doesn't want to use. Since everyone in the world says that they are promiscuous | promiscuous, she will show them!

"..." The ghost old woman blushed and said tremblingly, "I don't dare, Master, Ke Chen fainted."

"Grandma has so many tricks? Wouldn't any one of them be able to wake him up?" Xin Tu asked with an inviolable majesty in his tone, "Could it be that grandma wants me to come in person?"

In the first two years, the ghost mother-in-law could still treat Xin Tu like an elder, but now she is in awe of Xin Tu, knelt down and said, "I don't dare, it's just her... she's in the red tide."

"Come here, even if you come to Heavenly King Lao Tzu..."

Xin Tu's words stopped suddenly, she stood up abruptly, and then remembered that she was pretending to be disabled, so she sat down and said coldly, "You can follow me to have a look!"

The author has something to say: scum Author: Ke Li's spring is here

For the sake of harmony between my wife and my wife, I still decided not to give Ke Li a crow's mouth, ah, I am so damn kind ('-'*)

Ke Li: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

ps. The second is more difficult to give birth

By the way, the ghost mother-in-law is exactly what you think