Don't Be Jealous, I Will Bend Myself

Seeing Weiming staring at him with scorching eyes, Ke Li was suddenly embarrassed. How would she answer such a question?

Ke Li drove away all those evil thoughts, and instantly turned into that obedient little apprentice, holding his little face, changing the subject and saying, "Master, should you go listen to the abbot's lecture now?"

Being a nun in a monastery not only requires morning and evening classes every day, but also class time during the period. During this time, I listen to Master Wu Nian's lectures to achieve the effect of promoting Buddhism.

Weiming is very obsessed with what Ma Feng is, without even thinking about it, he said, "I'm not in a hurry right now."

"But the abbot is in a hurry. If you don't go, she will worry about something wrong with you. Master, you are the most outstanding bhikkhuni in our monastery. You must set an example and be an example for everyone." Ke Li made nonsense, and secretly added It would be even better if the sentence can be returned to vulgarity.

"..." Weiming watched quietly as Ke Li added drama to herself, but she was unmoved. Today, she still has to know what an instant wind is.

Seeing that it didn't work, Ke Li could only stick to his neck, saying that she decided to get a vaccination first.

She said seriously, "Okay then, I'll just tell you, but you forced me, master, you are not allowed to scold me for a while."

Weiming knew that what Ke Li said next would be nothing good, so he was not sure whether he would scold him, so he hesitated for a moment, nodded and said, "Well, no scolding."

Get started if necessary.

Ke Li looked up and scanned the surroundings to make sure that there was no one else, so she stared at the water in the bucket in front of her, and said awkwardly, "The wind is actually that time, and suddenly died suddenly on the bed."

"Hmm" Weiming didn't quite understand it. According to the literal meaning, she thought it had something to do with horses.

Ke Li was desperate, and he didn't want to lose face, and said directly, "It was during the intercourse that he died suddenly on the bed, do you understand now?"

If she doesn't understand, she will test it herself.

Unidentified "..." I understand.

Afraid that Wei Ming would have a shadow on such a thing, and his future sexual life would be lost, Ke Li added, "However, normal people rarely have this kind of thing. As long as you exercise regularly, do a good job before you start." With a certain amount of preparation, and in the right environment, with the right posture, the wind on the horse seldom happens."

So don't seek excitement indiscriminately, don't swear casually, and don't drive tired. Only in this way can you sleep until you wake up naturally.

"..." Although the whole passage has a sense of popular science, Weiming still feels that Ke Li is too unscrupulous, so unscrupulous that people can't look directly at it, and it's too dangerous for such a person to stay by his side.

The troubles these days have made her a little bit at a loss, and now she just has a reason.

Weiming didn't seem to hear it, so he didn't comment on all this, and started another topic very bluntly, "Tutu, why don't you go to Jingxuan's place to sleep first tonight"

Recently, she needs to be alone to figure out the best way to get along with Ke Li.

Ke Li was shocked, "..." Why?

This is what is said in the legend

"You promised Yanhu to protect Jingxuan. Now she must be alone and needs someone to accompany her, so you go to sleep with her tonight, okay?" Weiming continued to fetch water in a concealed manner as he spoke, feeling a little bit confused. A sense of oppression that people see through.

It's still morning, but they are talking about Ke Li's ownership at night, how strange it is.

"Master, Uncle Jingxuan likes women."

Don't worry about your good apprentice

If she is eaten, it is not herself who suffers.

Ke Li tried to use this to make Weiming change her decision. She couldn't let go of any time spent with the heroine, although she has been seen through now.

"..." Weiming carefully looked at Ke Li's fat body, with a narrow smile on his lips, and said, "Jingxuan likes a woman, but are you a woman now?"

She is clearly just a milk doll, and she still thinks about this and other things every day, thinking about all sorts of messy things.

Ke Li "..."

That's too much. It's definitely a personal attack.

No matter how you say it, she is still a piece of Xiaojiabiyu, why is she not a woman, which beauty has not been a child

Scumbag heroine

"Let's go," Ke Li said with a dark face and turned his back, ignoring the unknown, then don't blame her for cheating.

Weiming thought it was funny when he saw it, and suddenly remembered that Jingxuan was also the one who knew about the wind, and told him, "Tutu, remember to sleep by yourself at night, you can't sleep in the same bed with Jingxuan, in case you scare her by turning around in the middle of the night, After Yan Hu returns, he will definitely not let you go."

"..." Scum

Ke Li continued to ignore Weiming.

Weiming coaxed in a good voice, "Okay, turn around and wash your hands, and then follow me to the main hall to listen to the master's lecture, just use the scriptures to wash your little head and melon seeds, so as not to fill it with dirty things."

Ke Li "..."

As an adult, it's normal to know a little bit more

Reluctantly, she turned around and held out her hand.

Ke Li's little hands were chubby, Wei Ming lowered her head and cleaned them carefully for her, obviously there were no stains on them, but Ke Li had the illusion that her hands were dirty, she withdrew her hands uncomfortably, "Okay. "

Compared to forcing her to drink milk, this matter is actually quite easy. She can definitely complete it, and she can also inquire about some things by the way. Ke Li was almost moved to tears by his Ah Q spirit.

After Weiming wiped those little hands clean, he took Ke Li to the main hall to listen to Master Wu Nian's lecture. When they came, the lecture had already begun. The main hall was full of people, including Jingxuan, but he was a little absent-minded. .

"Master." Weiming took Ke Li's chubby hand, lowering his head apologetically.

Master Wu Nian looked up at Weiming, then at Ke Li, who looked like a baby, but nodded without speaking.

Weiming settled Ke Li, and found a seat to sit down, she knew what Wu Nian Shitai's glance meant just now.

Over the past 20 years, she has been adhering to the rules and regulations of the monastery, and is accompanied by the ancient Qingdeng Buddha every day. She has never been so deserted as it is now, but because of Ke Li's arrival, too many firsts have happened.

The first time I was late, the first time I didn't attend the morning class

The first time is equal to countless times, she knows that she has been affected, and the influence is very thorough.

Fortunately, although the sea of ​​suffering is boundless, there is still a shore to turn around.

Weiming tidied up his emotions, turned his head to look at Ke Li beside him, saw Ke Li's well-learned small body, and then looked at the wooden fish in front of her, Weiming suddenly breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, today was just a lecture. If it was chanting, Ke Li would have the illusion of falling asleep as soon as he was knocked, and he didn't know how to end it.

The content of the class is mainly to explain some scriptures that are usually difficult to understand, and to teach Buddhist principles. After Master Wu Nian talked for nearly an hour, he suddenly remembered something, got up and prepared to leave, and found that there was still half an hour, so he put down the scriptures in his hand. Shouted "Unknown."

Weiming replied, "The disciple is here."

Wu Nian Shitai said, "Master, I suddenly remembered that there is still one thing to do in the Sutra Pavilion. Next, you will lead the younger sisters to recite the Shurangama Sutra on the Top of the Great Buddha."

I don't know what "..." is really thinking.

Ke Li "..." This is Murphy's Law.

After Master Wu Nian left, Weiming glanced at Ke Li silently, raised his hand and knocked on the wooden fish in front of him, and slowly read the scriptures, followed by the voices of everyone behind him.

The sound of knocking on the wooden fish was the same, and the sound of chanting scriptures was also the same. It was a harmonious and unified scene, but the little wooden fish in front of Ke Li didn't make any sound. She lowered her head, pouted her mouth, and looked like she was asleep.

It's not like Ke Li hasn't come to listen to Master Wu Nian's lectures on weekdays, but it's the first time he's been knocked on the head in public.

Ke Li secretly sent a voice transmission, "Master, if your strength is light, your head will be bald."

"..." Weiming's strength was indeed lighter, and he rebuked in a low voice, "Be careful, don't be disrespectful to the Buddha."

She didn't pay attention for a while, and opened her mouth directly. The junior sisters behind her were shocked when they heard the words, and they sat upright. Energetic.

Let Ke Li realize what unity is strength.

When a few lazy junior sisters looked up, they found that their senior sister's little apprentice was lazy again, and even openly dozed off in the hall. The senior sister was really partial, and only knew how to discipline them.

After Weiming meditated for half an hour, Ke Li returned to her body. However, sitting and sleeping is not something everyone can do. Although her whole body is soft, she is still numb and unable to stand up. She can only stretch out her arms. Seeking help from the unknown "Master."

Weiming stood up and hugged Ke Li into his arms, and rubbed her chubby legs that had been stiff for a long time.

Junior sisters "..."

Why is this little apprentice so fine, he really knows how to time, he wakes up as soon as he reads the scriptures, and now he is still pretending to have numb legs to win the sympathy of their elder sister.

Tut tut

It's true that people can't be judged by appearances, and sea water can't be measured, even baby babies know how to play tricks.

After being hugged by Weiming for a while, Ke Li's legs stopped numb, she didn't say anything, she pretended it was still numb, Weiming kept hugging her until she went to eat lunch, and then Weiming led her away.

After so many days of health cultivation, her skin has become more supple, but it is useless. She is still a milk doll, and she has always had baby-like skin, so she does not need to cultivate her body at all.

She wants to eat meat, to open meat

"Doudou, tell me the data for reference."

Although the previous data are useless, at least I have a bottom line in my heart.

Host, the favorability value is almost 70. After all, the hostess has always loved you very much. As for the intimacy value, since you have always interacted with each other, even when you kiss without lust, it is only more than [-].

Ke Li "..."

Spicy chicken system, god beep beep parent-child interaction

She wants to be dissatisfied with that, okay?

Host, take it easy, I'm just a pure system, by the way, the intimacy of adulthood is the value of intimacy, come on, host, the fattest host, Doudou, flashed at the speed of light after speaking.

Ke Li "..."

Fat people are all potential stocks, not to mention that she can become beautiful at night, so she doesn't care about Doudou.

After finishing all the daytime affairs, Ke Li was indeed sent to Jingxuan by Weiming, and Weiming also euphemistically said, "Junior Sister, I'm going to chant scriptures until night today, so Tutu will trouble Junior Sister to take care of me."

Jingxuan was not in good spirits that day, so he stretched out his hand to take over Ke Lituan's whirling body, and said with a smile, "No trouble, senior sister, just go ahead and chant."

Ke Li "..."

Jingxuan knew that Ke Li was not a real milk doll, and also knew the purpose of her coming here, so she put her on the bed and said, "Tudu, you can sleep when you want, and I will meditate for a while."

"Yeah." The first time Ke Li came to someone else's room at night, her first reaction was that there was only one bed here. She looked here and there, and found it very fresh. After the novelty, she became bored again, thinking about it I don't know what I'm doing now, and it's impossible to chant scriptures, otherwise she would definitely fall down.

Ke Li pinched the soft flesh on his arm boredly, secretly thinking that Weiming might be thinking about himself.

The more she thought about it, the happier she became, and she suddenly wanted to go back to Weiming's side, but Jingxuan was still here, and she still had to use her little magic power to protect Jingxuan.

She rolled her eyeballs and said without words, "Uncle Jingxuan, let me ask you a question."

Jingxuan opened his eyes, and said listlessly, "You ask."

"How did you catch up with Yan Qu?" Ke Li was lying on the bed, holding his chin obediently, as if obedient to his nephew.

As soon as Ke Li mentioned the speech arc, Jingxuan suddenly became energetic and blushed embarrassingly. Ke Li's deceptive baby face suddenly gave her the desire to talk.

She whispered, "She was the one who chased me first."

Ke Li pretended to be surprised and stared at him, and said, "Wow, I knew it was like this. Uncle Shi, you look so pure-hearted and desolate on weekdays. It must be difficult." chase"

Jingxuan "..."

As a monk, in addition to being ascetic and desolate, should he also be enthusiastic?

She looked at Ke Li quietly, as if she was considering whether to tell her relationship history.

"Master, don't think I'm so young now, I'm actually here to learn from the scriptures." Ke Li didn't hide his purpose, anyway, everything that should be known has already been known.

"..." Jingxuan recalled the past, his thoughts drifted away, and he slowly said, "You also know that she is a fox, a beautiful white fox, in fact, I saw her when I was a child, it was winter , My father took the small animals up the mountain to release them, but when he came back, he brought her back who was injured. I was not sensible at the time, and I mistakenly took her for a big dog, and often played with her."

Wan Keli said with curiosity on his face, "Then you play with your feelings like this."

Jingxuan shook his head, and said with a sad face, "Later, she ran away when her injury healed, and then my parents were wronged and imprisoned, and then they died. When I came to Jingxin Nunnery, I found out that she actually lived on the back mountain. , it turned out that she was injured last time not by a hunter, but because the Yaodao has been catching monsters and practicing kung fu. She was targeted, and that's why she was seriously injured. saved."

Ke Li listened quietly, and only heard one important point, that is, Yan Hu seems to be quite powerful, although it is still not as good as that of Yaodao.

Jingxuan continued, "During the days in the nunnery, she often sneaked down the mountain to accompany me, and then transformed into a human form, and secretly took me to the night market. We went back and forth and we were like that."

"So you have been together for a long time." Ke Li suddenly saw hope. If she stayed with Weiming like this, the result would definitely not be worse than this, but she didn't want to wait any longer.

Jingxuan shook his head and said, "No, they just broke through the hurdle in their hearts recently, so they are together."

It turned out to be the case.

Ke Li is considering the feasibility of using this method on Weiming. Weiming is naturally calm, but he is very cautious. He has a different kind of care for the people he cares about.

In fact, in order for Weiming to clearly understand the relationship between them, it is necessary for Weiming to remember that she is not a milk doll, but a normal woman.

She suddenly said, "Master, what do you think of my master?"

Is it easy to chase?

Jingxuan understood what Ke Li meant, and said, "Senior sister is different from me. Except for going out to do things, she rarely goes out of the monastery. Things outside may be temptations or constraints to her."

Ke Li lowered his head a little dejectedly.

Jingxuan added in time, "But no one doesn't like new things, and people are most likely to accept new things when they are vulnerable."

Ke Li also understands this truth, but now that it is dangerous outside, this method is not feasible, so he should focus on letting her know that his women are beautiful.

After talking so much about chasing people, Ke Li was not too embarrassed, and said with concern, "Uncle Jingxuan, you know what Yan Hu is going to do, right?"

Jingxuan shook his head and said, "I don't know."

Ke Li did not give up and said, "She never revealed that little bit."

Otherwise how can they cooperate

"She said that she is not free now and wants to be free." Of course Jingxuan knew it was very dangerous, and Ke Li also roughly knew what Yanhu was going to do. She had never seen that demon way before, and her strength was not good enough. I can take good care of the rear for Yanhu, and then hope Yanhu can solve Yaodao.

Once the topic becomes heavy, it can never go back.

Jingxuan has been distracted.

Ke Li was thinking about the way to complete the task, and at the same time thinking about how to deal with the demons. She didn't know that apart from being a fairy doll and having an old monk master who stayed in the sky, she hadn't opened other cheats.

After thinking about it, Ke Li became confused again. Thinking about what she was doing, Ke Li decided to sleep irritably. There was only one bed, so she wisely chose to sleep sideways at the end of the bed, so that even if she became an adult, she would not be scared. Jingxuan.

Jingxuan was startled by her sleeping posture, and said, "You are"

Ke Li said unhurriedly, "Master said that if I grow up suddenly, I will scare you, Uncle."

"Oh, then you can continue to sleep." Jingxuan turned around and went to sleep after speaking, his body relaxed obviously.

Ke Li "..."

Seeing that Jingxuan was still a little nervous about her arrival.

Ke Li also fell asleep with a resentful face. Before going to bed, she used her spiritual sense to check what Weiming was doing. It turned out that she was chanting scriptures, but she didn’t knock on the wooden fish. Make a big move in your dream.

Weiming tidied up and was going to sleep. Ke Li was not here, so she didn’t have to worry about wetting the bed. She went to the latrine first, but on the way back, she heard strange noises. It seemed to be in the kitchen. This time she was sure there were men and women. It's not a vixen, could it be Zhang Chao?

Weiming didn't dare to approach rashly, but just left secretly. Before leaving, she found that the man's voice was somewhat familiar. He was a pilgrim who often came to offer incense. She suddenly had deep doubts about everything in the meditation nunnery.

It is clearly a pure place of Buddhism, but at some point, it has become a place where men and women love each other regardless of their love. These things existed from the beginning, but they have not been discovered, and they only appeared now

After Weiming returned to the room, she began to think deeply. Over the years, it is not uncommon for her to encounter some junior sisters breaking the precepts and flirting with pilgrims, but recently they have encountered more, and they have encountered them twice in just two days.

Weiming glanced at Jingxuan's dark room, closed the doors and windows, and climbed into bed to sleep. Before she closed her eyes, she subconsciously touched the quilt beside her, and belatedly remembered that Ke Li was not by her side.

Weiming sighed, closed his eyes and fell asleep.

This time, she had a strange dream. In the dream, it was still a piece of green grass. She and Ke Li had no clothes on. She could be said to be Ke Li's troublemaker before, but this time it was completely different. The dream Ke Li in the movie remained motionless, letting herself speak, this time she was her own leader.

so it's her own dream

lust is her own

Weiming was lying on the bed, and began to doubt herself. Everything in the dream just now was real, the skin to skin, and the warm embrace were so real. In the dream, she had the ability to think for herself, but she was still obsessed with Ke Li. Body.

Surprised by this thought, Weiming sat up and looked around helplessly. It was pitch black and he couldn't see anything. Normally, Ke Li's breathing was always reassuring, but now there was nothing.

"Amitabha." Weiming groped out of bed, lit a candle, sat down on the futon, and began to chant sutras

While Ke Li was sleeping soundly, he suddenly heard the sound of the wooden fish beating, but found that it was from the top of his head.

"..."

Ke Li came to Muyu again, as if he was being pressed under the Five Fingers Mountain. Except for sound transmission and slight jumping, he couldn't do other strenuous exercise at all.

She sent a voice transmission to Weiming, "Master, why am I here?"

This time it was an adult voice.

Weiming was still beating the wooden fish with his hand, and said solemnly, "Suddenly I remembered that I didn't tell Jingxuan about your glorious deeds of wetting the bed. I was afraid that you would wet the bed again tomorrow, so I called you here first."

Ke Li "..."

Called her over just to watch her wet the bed

Scumbag heroine