Don't Be Jealous, I Will Bend Myself

The palm of Weiming's palm was warm, the liquid was dripping on the ground, and a certain smell was spreading, and her monk robe was inevitably stained.

However, Weiming didn't have much repulsion, it was just that he didn't know what to do with the soft-flesh milk doll in his hand.

And Ke Li is pretending to be dead with her eyes closed, she is not alive, she wants to show her ambition by death, she said, "Doudou, what will happen if I die suddenly like this?"

This is a complete world, which is equivalent to another time and space. If you, the host, pat your butt and leave after you come to make trouble, the subsequent heroine will suffer in this world, and the task will naturally not be completed.

Ke Li "..." But she no longer has the face to face people.

She remained motionless in Weiming's arms, grabbing Weiming's skirt and pretending to be dead.

"..." Weiming even felt that Tutu had really returned, but she knew better that Ke Li was responsible for all this, and everything that couldn't be explained before was explained.

For example, Tutu is precocious because she is not a child at all, and Tutu has no hair because she is a wooden fish.

Weiming wanted to put Ke Li down, but found that the person in his arms was closing his eyes, his face was red, and the redness was still spreading rapidly, Ke Li's whole body seemed to be steamed.

it's shy

Weiming suddenly thought that Ke Li was a mature and beautiful woman last night, and now she is being hugged by her naked like this, and what is still in her arms, it is strange if she is not shy, even she is a little uncomfortable.

She put Ke Li in the tub for bathing, and after washing her hands, she boiled hot water again, and said to Ke Li, who was still pretending to be dead, "You wash yourself."

"..." Ke Li lowered her head, and her short legs kept kicking in the water. She finally washed herself deliciously, and she slowly crawled out again, pushing the tub with her bare buttocks. When I got to the door, I wanted to pour the water out, but my body was too small to push it.

"..." Weiming felt that he was abusing the baby.

Seeing that Ke Li had really turned back into the original milk doll, she took the initiative to pour out the water, and put on the clothes for Ke Li, then said, "Turn your back"

Ke Li turned around obediently.

She didn't make sure that she wasn't being seen, so she began to change into the smelly clothes. She was worried halfway, she turned around and took a look, and saw that Ke Li had turned around at some point and was slipping through her fingers. Looking at herself secretly, she said angrily, "Close your eyes."

"..." Ke Li closed his eyes as if startled, and said to himself, what is the fierceness, the scumbag heroine, she knows how to bully her as a milk doll, she has seen it many times, okay?

After Weiming changed her clothes, she went out to wash clothes by the well with no expression on her face. Ke Li followed behind her with short legs.

It happened that Jingchen was also washing clothes there. Seeing the clothes in Weiming's basin and Ke Li's anxious expression, she smiled and said, "Senior sister, Tutu peed his pants again."

Wei Ming said nonchalantly, "Hmm."

Jing Chen burst out laughing, seeing Ke Li's blushing face bye, she hurriedly smiled and comforted, "Tu Tu is shy, just hold it back next time, I will tell you secretly, uncle, I also wet the bed when I was young of."

Ke Li "..."

That is to say, it is impossible for her to be the only one with a black history.

Jingchen was sure that Ke Li didn't understand, and she laughed out loud just now, so she didn't look like a master uncle. She leaned over Ke Li's ear, touched the little head, and whispered the words of her childhood The embarrassing thing was said.

"I once wanted to drink water and pee at the same time. After struggling for a long time, I finally chose to drink water first, and then" Jingchen said that he felt a little embarrassed, but thinking that Ke Li was just a baby, She didn't have any sense of shame, and finally said grandly, "This incident tells us a truth. In different time periods, we must learn to make different choices."

Ke Li "..."

After Jingchen finished speaking, she suddenly found that the little bald head under her was not flat. She looked at it intently and said in surprise, "Tutu, why is there a mosquito bite on the top of your head?"

Without thinking about it, Ke Li said, "Master knocked it."

She would never say that she fell by herself in order to get out of bed to solve her physical problems.

Jingchen "..."

Weiming saw that the two of them had nothing to do there, and they were chatting happily, and felt a little uncomfortable.

She wanted to tell Jing Chen that Ke Li was not a good person, that he was a monster that would seduce people, and she was afraid of causing panic, and when she saw Jing Chen rubbing the bag on Ke Li's head, she remembered that she had forgotten this. stubble.

She cleaned her hands, went back to the room to find medicinal wine, and massaged the top of Ke Li's head, saying, "Don't urinate on me again."

Ke Li was flattered and said "in the future"

Weiming also realized that what she said was wrong, she said blankly, "After applying the medicinal wine, you can go wherever you came from and go. I can't accommodate you here, so don't pester me anymore."

"..." Ke Li's eyes were filled with tears in an instant, she didn't dare to hug Weiming, so she hugged Jingchen's thigh and cried instead.

Jing Chen "..." What happened?

"..." Weiming suddenly felt that her own child was disobedient, and after being disciplined by herself, she turned to outsiders for help. Anyway, she felt very uncomfortable in her heart. Although Jingchen was not an outsider, she was by no means an insider.

After the unknowing Jingchen came back, he was shocked and said, "Senior sister, don't be so stupid!"

Seeing Weiming nodding, she said, "Look at Tutu's small appearance, if she goes out, she will either be abducted by someone, or caught by a wolf, and now the monsters are rampant outside, are you willing?"

When Jingchen said this, Weiming didn't know what to think of, didn't say a word, and directly carried Ke Li back to the room. Her whole body was exuding air-conditioning, and under Ke Li's bewildered and puzzled eyes, she said disappointedly, " you go."

Ke Li already knew roughly what happened, so he pulled Jing Chen out regardless of what happened, and said, "Master, don't you listen to Master Uncle?"

Weiming said coldly, "Didn't you say last time that you were captured by a monster and then rescued by a beautiful sister in white clothes? That means you saved yourself, which means that you know magic at all."

"..." Ke Li heard the beautiful sister and wanted to beat him up for talking nonsense at that time. She opened her mouth to say something, but Weiming reminded me, "Don't tell me that you lied to me even when you were arrested."

"No." Ke Li waved his chubby hand, lowered his head and said in a milky voice, "but I'm really just a baby now."

unknown"……"

Which milk doll will always want to peek at herself changing clothes

Seeing that Weiming didn't believe it, Ke Li had to tell everything about herself. For example, she can only become an adult after a child, and now she has magic spells. Seeing that Weiming's face is still not good, she decided to make a ruthless move, saying, "I I am the wooden fish you knock on every day."

unknown"……"

She never thought that Ke Li would be that wooden fish, although she had doubted it before.

Ke Li went all out, and said unrelentingly, "You knocked me because I have no hair, and you have to be responsible for me."

Unknown "..." She has no interest in milk dolls.

Seeing that Ke Li wanted to continue talking, she said, "Anyway, get out of here now and stop pestering me."

Ke Li stood there stubbornly, pursed his lips and refused to speak, as if golden beans would fall from his eyes at any moment.

"..." Weiming didn't bother to talk to Ke Li anymore, and ignored her with a cold face. Anyway, he was a monster who could lie to himself, even if he was a milk baby now, he was still unforgivable.

In the afternoon, the nuns in the nunnery already knew that their elder sister was training their disciples for the first time, and the young disciple was so wronged that he didn't say a word.

Comparing strength and patience, Ke Li is naturally no match for Weiming. After being stubborn for a while, she wiped the tears on her face and flattered her, "Master, you are in danger now. I will stay and protect you."

It is impossible for the male lead to forget the female lead just like this, and he will definitely come to the nunnery to make trouble again. Although the goblins dare not go to the main hall ostentatiously, they are still free to come and go in this ordinary room.

Weiming was really afraid of Ke Li's endless golden beans. Besides, if Ke Li is really her wooden fish, then the place to go back is still here, she said, "It's up to you."

Ke Li smiled instantly.

When going to bed at night, Weiming didn't know what to do with the baby. It would be bad if she was arranged to sleep in another place, and it would be very dangerous for her to sleep with him.

Seeing that Weiming was hesitating, Ke Li said shamelessly, "Master, are you afraid of falling in love with me?"

Weiming glanced at Ke Li's chubby body, squinted his eyes and said, "You look like you now."

Ke Li "..." Hey, I hurt my self-esteem.

Before she finished speaking, she felt that she could not calm down recently. What she said just now was a bit like sarcasm. This is not what she should say as a monk. She began to sit up and meditate, preparing to meditate. leave her.

"?n" However, the wooden fish had just rang, and Weiming remembered that the wooden fish that Ke Li said was her.

She turned around and saw Ke Li standing motionless by the bed, as if she was asleep, while the wooden fish struck by Jianzhi was shiny and shiny, obviously made of ordinary sandalwood, but now it seemed to be about to change. It's like a baby.

Weiming said in disbelief, "You are really this wooden fish"

Ke Li found that he could not speak after turning into a wooden fish, so he sent a voice transmission to Weiming, "Yes."

Then Weiming saw the wooden fish jumping in front of him.

Thinking of what Ke Li and Jingchen said before, Weiming couldn't do it anymore. If she didn't know that the bag on Ke Li's head was dropped, she would really doubt whether the bag on Ke Li's head fell out or was knocked out. .

She couldn't knock anymore, so she just went to sleep directly. Ke Li was amnesty, seeing that Weiming didn't want to chase her away, she easily went to bed with magic, and occupied a small area beside Weiming.

Weiming is still very curious about such mysterious things as spells, but she couldn't bear to look at it, and continued to sleep as if she hadn't found it, but when she thought that the people around her would change drastically when they passed by, she fell asleep no matter what. no.

Ke Li couldn't sleep either, so he let go of his consciousness to collect what happened in the past few days. During this period of time, the monsters in the city kept killing people. This vixen was not very powerful, otherwise she would have come out to do evil. She can be so powerful now , mainly because it was attached to Zhang Chao's body, which provided a lot of convenience.

Zhang Chao was originally a flirtatious person. Although his health was not good, he still frequented brothels, so the person who died changed from a flamboyant son of a family to a client of a brothel.

As for that monster, Ke Li didn't find out anything about it. The information she inquired about didn't mention that person. It seemed that he was not a simple person.

Ke Li felt that she should have the job of exterminating demons and defending Taoism, but she can't do anything now, so she can only follow behind Weiming, obediently obediently, and find out the truth about vixen and demons.

She regretted that she wrote this article with demons and ghosts at the time, but now it has become her own stumbling block. In fact, she is quite unambitious, and the worldview of the article she wrote is not big enough. Every time she writes, she always writes about the protagonist wearing different Character design, fall in love in a different world.

When Ke Li finished thinking, Weiming seemed to have fallen asleep. She moved her body to Weiming's side, didn't hear the reprimand, and got into Weiming's arms, grinned and fell asleep. Let's talk about it at that point.

Weiming fell asleep and suddenly heard a sound outside. She woke up from the dream and found that it was a sound similar to begging for mercy, and it was a woman's voice.

Weiming thought that some junior sister had an accident in the middle of the night, and was about to get up to have a look. As for Ke Li who got into her arms for some unknown reason, she didn't care about it anymore. After carefully pushing Ke Li away, she put on her clothes and opened the door go out.

Ke Li woke up when he didn't move.

Weiming hadn't heard it before, so she was curious about the sound, but Ke Li, an old driver, was already used to it. Afraid that something would happen to Weiming, she jumped out of bed and followed Weiming, also wanting to see who was the victim in the middle of the night. Can't help but openly broke the sex ring in the nunnery.

Weiming found the milk doll behind her as she walked, which meant that she hadn't arrived yet, and then she remembered that she went to bed early today.

She stared at Ke Li with beautiful eyes, as if saying, "What are you doing here?"

In fact, she herself was also quite afraid. When she heard a woman's voice in the middle of the night, she didn't think it would be a good thing. However, she was a senior sister, so she couldn't sit idly by knowing that something happened to her junior sister.

"Protect you." After Ke Li finished speaking through voice transmission, he stretched out his hand and pulled the non-existent zipper on his mouth.

"..." Although Weiming wanted to let Ke Li accompany her to strengthen her courage, she still felt that Ke Li's short legs would affect her actions too much. After thinking about it, she held Ke Li in her arms and continued to walk towards the voice Approach with care.

Ke Xin was so relieved that he didn't have to walk.

At first, Weiming thought that someone was injured, but the closer he got, the more strange he heard the voice, which seemed to be accompanied by the woman's low panting.

She had a rough idea in her mind, her ears felt a little hot, she didn't know whether she should move on, and finally she decided to check it out, as a senior sister, she couldn't let her junior sisters break the precepts.

As for why it was the junior sisters, it was naturally because it was the sound of two women entwining each other.

Ke Li, the author's own mother, never thought that the characters in her novel would be so open-minded, and even acted as a woman in a nunnery, but the closer she got, the more uneasy she felt in her heart.

"Hmm, slow down." The charming voice made people feel confused, as if it had an aphrodisiac effect.

Weiming's footsteps stopped abruptly, and his complexion became even worse. It was Jingxuan's voice, the junior sister who helped him take care of the nunnery affairs and was usually very serious, as for the other one, I didn't hear it for the time being.

She was hesitant to go over to expose it, but suddenly found through the crack of the door that it was not the two junior sisters, the person above was disheveled, with messy black hair on his head, clearly not from the Buddhist sect.

Weiming continued to look through the crack of the door, and found that white outer shirts and monk robes were randomly placed on the ground.

The answer is already very obvious, Weiming couldn't care about anything else, held his breath and was about to turn around and leave, but suddenly found that the baby in his arms was stretching his neck, trying to see the spring scenery in the room.

Unidentified "..." pervert

Ke Li was afraid that if he released his consciousness, he would be discovered, so he could only see with his naked eyes.

She found that the person who was exercising was not a combination of the vixen and the male lead, but a pure vixen alone.

Is this vixen still gay?