Don't Be Jealous, I Will Bend Myself

Zhang Chao's chest and wide sleeves were wet from Ke Li, and the smell was obviously different from water, which attracted a crowd of pilgrims to watch.

Some pilgrims directly covered their mouths and noses, while others stayed away, as if Zhang Chao had been contaminated with something inaudible.

Zhang Chao: "..."

With a gloomy face, he remembered all the people who pointed at him in his heart, and left Jingxin Nunnery, but he also missed Weiming, including the nun Jingxuan who had just received him.

This place is really a good place, who said that a nunnery can't be a gentle town?Besides, it's not easy to see through the world of mortals, especially these young nuns, they just haven't met the person who makes them fall in love.

Zhang Chao felt that the person must be him, but when he thought about his frail body, he felt melancholy again.

On the other side, Wei Ming carried Ke Li back to the room, closed the door and began to train the cub.

"Tudu, what happened to you just now?" Weiming asked with a straight face on purpose, holding a long wooden board in his hand, and lowered his head.

It seems that as long as Ke Li does not speak clearly, he will be punished.

"..." Ke Li was actually very ashamed in her heart. She kept reminding herself just now that she was just a child and would never be beaten for anything, which is why she used such obscene tricks.

But these are all blaming the male lead, the male lead has a thick skin, if she doesn't do this, this matter will never end, if the female lead accidentally secretly promises to the male lead again, then the difficulty factor of her mission will have to be increased by another level high?

As a dedicated task performer, Ke Li would not allow such low-level mistakes to happen.

[Host, you can really break things. ] Doudou never thought that Ke Li would be so unburdened that he dared to do such a thing that would become a black history in the future, but the effect was indeed immediate.

Ke Li said bluntly: "It's called that those who plan big things don't stick to small things. If you want to embrace a beautiful woman, you must first learn to sacrifice."

Doudou: […]

It served.

The truth is this, when talking to Doudou, Ke Li can easily say it, but she is not good at explaining it to Weiming, and she does not have the ability to organize language now.

Ke Li just stood there without saying a word, looking up at the "high above" Wei Ming with a confused face, and then looked at the board curiously, thinking that her pants were still wet, and she would get sick because of the discomfort in the winter.

"..." Weiming also felt that she was too bullying like this, the milk doll in front of her was like a little bean, and she only came up to her knees when she was standing, she squatted down and said seriously: "You did it on purpose just now, didn't you? "

Anyone with a discerning eye knows that she did it on purpose, but all this is still unbelievable, but there are too many unbelievable things about Ke Li that make Weiming feel unbelievable.

For example, it's been so long that I haven't seen long hair, and I feel ashamed at such a young age. Since that accident, I haven't wet the bed again.

Weiming thinks that Ke Li is simply a smart person, but he is also a smart person who doesn't worry about it.

If you say she is sensible, she will do such things that are deliberately embarrassing in public. If you say she is ignorant, but she understands everything, and she knows how to care about herself and let herself go to bed early.

Seeing that Ke Li was still silent, Weiming had no choice but to look at her with such a milk doll. The two stared at each other, one standing and the other squatting, and both of them were bald. Somewhat subtle.

After all, Ke Li couldn't compare to Weiming, and the pants turned to ice, and the feeling of sticking to the skin was like touching ice directly, her chubby hands grabbed the hem of the clothes, stumbling: "Weiming, pants ..."

"..." Weiming originally planned to let Ke Liduo experience the feeling of peeing in his pants, but he was worried that she would get sick.

With a stern face, he changed her pants reluctantly, and wiped off the wet little pp by the way, and finally said sternly, "Tudu, do you know what's wrong?"

If children don't take advantage of the elementary school education, they will become bear children when they grow up. Although Weiming doesn't know the word bear child yet, it doesn't affect her desire to educate Ke Li at all.

Ke Li still didn't speak, and pretended not to know anything.

Wei Ming just stared at her right and wrong, the two of them competed patiently, Ke Li stared until his eyes were sore, so he could only zoom in, her black pearl-like eyeballs rolled around, and the eye sockets suddenly filled with tears, some Tears swirled inside.

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The tears in Ke Li's eyes couldn't be held back, the big teardrops slid down her cheeks, her small mouth was deflated, how wronged she looked.

"..." Weiming lost, reached out to wipe her teardrops, and said warmly: "Tutu, you can't do this in the future, or you will get spanked."

Wei Ming has followed her master to deal with affairs these years, and has met many high-ranking officials, so she has cultivated a pair of shrewd eyes. Although the pilgrim just now was suffering from a serious illness, he was of extraordinary status at first glance. It's not something Ke Li can mess with.

Although their place is a pure place of Buddhism, they are also imprisoned by the secular world and ruled by the imperial court. As the saying goes, the officials are overwhelmed by the people, not to mention that they are just little monks.

She was worried that Ke Li would be bullied, and wanted to warn her with this, but she didn't expect this little man to cry directly to herself.

"Weiming..." Ke Li put it away as soon as he saw it, sucked his little red nose, saw that Weiming's bald head was in front of his eyes, and he reached out to touch it.

Weiming turned his head and said, "Wash your hands before touching them."

She knew early on that Ke Li always liked to touch the top of her head while she was asleep. In fact, she also liked to touch Ke Li's head. That small head could almost be covered by a palm, and with no hair, it was indeed very pleasant to touch. interesting.

"..." Ke Li looked up at her clean, white and tender chubby hands, which were not dirty at all. She rubbed her hands aggrievedly, and said softly, "Wei Ming, wash your hands."

Weiming suddenly felt a sense of pride in pulling the child back from the sea of ​​bitterness. She fetched water and washed Ke Li's hands, while teaching: "Tudu, I am your master now, you can no longer call me Weiming, you have to be like It’s right to call me Master like that before, you know?”

"..." Ke Li just wanted to deceive Weiming away, so he had no choice but to call Master. If he kept calling, he would feel uncomfortable in the future. She admitted that she was thinking too far, but it was true.

After thinking about it for a while, Ke Li decided to call it, just to satisfy the heroine's vanity of wanting to be a master.

Ke Li smiled flatteringly and said, "Master."

Weiming let out a satisfied "Hey", washed those chubby hands, and said again: "You are not allowed to sleep on me again tonight, or you will suddenly pee on me too, I can't stand it."

Without some punishment, children always have short memories.

Ke Li: "..."

This night was undoubtedly Ke Li's first day alone in the empty bed. After teaching Ke Li a lesson during the day, Weiming went out to continue doing errands, so he fell asleep as soon as he lay next to the bed at night, but he didn't forget that Ke Li was not allowed to come to his pregnancy things in here.

Ke Li pinched the flesh on her body boredly, looked sideways at the sleeping Weiming, really missed those good days before, this feeling of intangibility really made people bald, and finally she shrank into a small In a group, sleep alone.

Although Weiming was very tired during the day, she did not forget about Ke Li. She was worried in the middle of the night, and got up to light the lamp again, to check whether Ke Li's quilt was covered, and saw Ke Li biting her finger, as if eating something delicious. He smashed his mouth, and the corners of his mouth were still drooling.

"..." Weiming carefully wiped off Ke Li's saliva, and continued to sleep after turning off the light, but he couldn't fall asleep.

Ever since she brought such a milk doll, she felt that she couldn't sleep well at night. Although she didn't test whether she was still breathing like before, she would inevitably worry about other problems, and she also realized that her master raised her up. hardships.

In fact, Ke Li is usually very well-behaved, and occasionally he will be very skinny, but in the end, this skin becomes a big skinny.

Weiming didn't know whether he was raising a little nun or a little novice, anyway, he was not as obedient as he was when he was a child.

But life also has a lot of fun. Every day after returning to the room, a baby doll will come up to hug my knee, calling Weiming in a milky voice, and she will get into my arms when sleeping. That kind of fun is only available. You can only experience it.

In the days that followed, Weiming was always worried that Zhang Chao would come to the nunnery again to make trouble, but she didn't, so she relaxed and concentrated on raising and training the baby.

Time flies, and seeing that Ke Li has been here for almost three months, and there is still no sign of hair growing on the top of his head, Weiming couldn't help being anxious, and asked Mrs. Wu Nian: "Master, do you think there is something wrong with Tutu?" What disease?"

As she spoke, she hugged Ke Li in front of Mrs. Wu Nian, and the top of Ke Li's head was patted again. These days, she was often patted by the nuns in the nunnery, and the romantic stroking almost became bald.

Ke Li endured the thought that he would be beaten for three months in two days, and when he accumulated merits, he would become a beautiful girl with hair.

Master Wu Nian touched Ke Li's head, but found nothing. Then she took a closer look, but she didn't see anything. She thought she couldn't lose face in front of her disciples, so she said: "This child I have a predestined relationship with the Buddha, but I don’t know, my teacher once told you that cultivation lies in cultivating the mind, whether you have hair or not has nothing to do with cultivation.”

Ke Li: "..."

Then all the nuns in your nunnery are still bald?Why don't you learn the practice of leading hair in TV dramas?

"..." Before he opened his mouth to say something, Mrs. Wu Nian shirked that there was something urgent, turned around and entered the scripture storage pavilion.

Weiming could only hug Ke Li and said, "Have you heard, Tutu? You have a predestined relationship with Buddha."

In fact, she felt that Ke Li must have suffered from some kind of strange disease and was born without lanugo, so she was abandoned by her parents in the ice and snow, and she immediately treated Ke Li better.

These days, Ke Li has been able to speak complete sentences, has grown a few small teeth, and walks steadily, but his body is still small, completely looking like a milk doll. Neither grow taller.

Weiming noticed this early in the morning, and she was afraid that this was also a symptom of a strange disease, but she didn't want to believe it.

After thinking about it, Weiming thinks that in addition to drinking rice soup and porridge these days, he even learned how to eat in the past few days, so his nutrition cannot keep up.

"Tudu, eat more today." Weiming fed a piece of tender tofu to Ke Li's mouth.

After Ke Li ate obediently, he said obediently, "Master, you eat too."

In fact, her vegetarianism these days is almost causing problems, and she desperately wants to eat fried food, but as a nun, she still has to abide by the rules and precepts, and she must not break the precepts, otherwise she will not be a good nun.

She can guess the reason why Weiming made herself eat more, but she is a fairy doll, she was born with the appearance of a milk doll, and she will not grow up in this life, except that the system said that she will become an adult after accumulating merits .

After Weiming finished feeding, she belatedly felt that this method was not good enough, so she wanted to ask her master again, but it turned out that Mrs. Wu Nian was still in the Sutra Pavilion, so she could only discuss it with Jingchen.

"Junior Sister, do you feel that Tutu hasn't grown up at all these days?" Wei Ming pointed to Ke Li in the distance.

She was worried that she was getting along with Ke Li every day, and she was used to seeing Ke Li, and she didn't know how to grow up, so she decided to ask Jingchen who didn't get along with Ke Li often.

Jing Chen stared at Ke Li Ning's eyebrows and thought for a while, and said strangely: "It's true that there is not much change, it still looks like the milk doll before."

Weiming's heart sank, and he said: "Junior Sister, why do you think Tutu never grows up?"

But don't say that you have a predestined relationship with Buddha.

Jingchen thought about it for a while, and didn't know what he thought of. His face turned red, and finally he said in a low voice: "Sister, I heard... children need to drink milk to grow up."

"..." Weiming's ears were also a little hot, but she felt that what Jingchen said made sense.

Ke Li must have never drank breast milk, so why can't he grow taller, but where does this milk come from?

Ke Li in the distance: "..."