Return to the Song Dynasty

When Yue He came back this time, he also brought back bad news: Yue Cheng was missing.Yue Cheng was ambushed by the enemy when he was on a border patrol mission, and his light cavalry squad was almost wiped out, leaving only one messenger who reported the message. early warning.The rest of them all died in battle.Although Yue Cheng's body has not been found, there are often wolves there, and many brothers' bodies also have signs of being bitten. It is very possible to take Yue Cheng's body away...

When Yue He said this, he was already sobbing. The seven-foot man burst into tears and wept bitterly.Zhao Man also burst into tears, and the two of them hugged each other and cried, knowing that their eldest brother, who was as warm and warm as the sun, was probably in danger and would never come back again.

Looking at the bright moon in the sky, Zhao Man felt inexplicable melancholy.His life experience is wandering, there is no hope of finding relatives, and the whereabouts of his eldest brother Yue Cheng is also unknown. He is in the military camp, and his brothers who are sympathetic to him are all soldiers who will go to the battlefield to fight the enemy at any time... The breath is cold, but the thick cloak can't stop the insecurity of losing a loved one at any time.

Zhao Man looked around, it was already late at night, all the colleagues and attendants in the administration had fallen asleep, everything was silent, and the cats and dogs that usually wandered in the courtyard didn't know where to escape from the wind, the only one who made a sound There should be only mice left.The slight rustling sound was particularly harsh in this silent night.

'The rustling is endless, what a big mouse it must be, it can make such a big commotion. 'Zhao Man muttered to himself, subconsciously looking for the voice and came to Pingxin Hall.This is where Zhao Man opened the training class.

'It's weird, there's nothing to eat here, so why are there rats? Zhao Manben had already walked outside the door, but suddenly stopped in his tracks, "There is no food here, but there are the improved formulas of gunpowder and fire bombs that everyone has been researching and improving during this time.Could it be that... this is not a mouse, but a human? 'Thinking of this, Zhao Man's hairs stood on end in an instant, cold sweat flowed out, and the night wind blew, and he shook violently twice.

'Walk?Go back and find someone?No, as soon as I leave, this person will definitely run away with the drug and the formula.Go in and arrest people?Don't be ridiculous, with my little skill, I will die if I go in.what to do?what to do? ...' In the blink of an eye, Zhao Man thought of countless ways, but his own poor martial arts is really a super bug, fighting with others has no chance of winning at all! ! !

Then people must not let people steal the improved formula of gunpowder and fire bombs!If such a powerful improved weapon falls into the hands of the enemy, how many brothers will die because of it?How much impact will it have on the entire war situation?Unbelievable!

Zhao Man's mind was filled with various thoughts, but none of them was about running away.The natural bravery in the old Zhao family's blood may have really played a role at this moment.You can't fight hard, you can only outsmart.Whether it succeeds or not, it is the right to gamble with this life!

Zhao Man made up his mind, holding the bag of pepper powder tightly with his right hand (this is a big killer that Zhao Man prepared for himself knowing that he is not good at martial arts (─.─||)), while pretending to be looking for a cat, he kept going. He said to himself: "Huh? Where did you go? Ermi! Ermi (Ermi is a black-and-white kitten in the hospital, because of its extraordinarily big face, Zhao Man loves it)! Didn't you mean Well, will you sleep with me tonight, why did you run away again?"

"Hey, I made you dry fried small yellow croaker, and you ate all of it, and it doesn't count. Let's agree, if you eat my fish, you will be my cat, and you will sleep with me tonight It's..." Zhao Man gradually approached the gate while rambling.

The people inside the door held their breath, and dared not speak in anger: ... This is all a mess, this kid is really annoying, get out of here!Get out!

"Second Mi, Er Mi, didn't you run in? Alas, you are really worrying. It's very cold, what should I do if I freeze? Come back quickly, and go back to sleep with a warm bed, you Don’t you like sleeping under the covers with me the most? Come here quickly. Meow~meow~” Zhao Man opened the door cautiously with his left hand while talking, and made a cat meow, pretending to lure the cat out look.

Zhao Man seemed to be doing nothing, not doing his job properly, staying up all night and tossing around, but in fact his nerves were tense, so nervous that he could even hear his own heartbeat beating like a drum.Zhao Man's palms were sweating, and his heart was in his throat. The moment he opened the door, he didn't go in right away. Instead, he saw that there was no one in front of him, and then looked at the gap under the half-open door. A pair of feet are hidden behind the side door.

Zhao Man's adrenaline soared, and with amazing explosive power, he rushed to the door behind the door like lightning. He didn't wait to meet the person opposite, and sprinkled all the pepper in his hand on the head of the person opposite. superior.The whole process probably didn't take a few seconds.

I just heard from the opposite side, "Ah! My eyes! Sneeze! Sneeze! Woohoo, it hurts! Ahh!" a series of coquettish shouts, a maidservant covered her face with her hands, and rolled out from behind the door in embarrassment, loudly Pain, rolling all over the floor.However, Zhao Man didn't have any thoughts of sympathy and sympathy. She didn't sleep in the middle of the night and ran to Pingxin Hall sneakily. She even had a dagger on her body. What kind of a good person could she be? !

Zhao Man took advantage of the woman's face being sprayed with pepper, her eyes were red and swollen, she was tearing, she was in unbearable pain, and she couldn't open her eyes, a heavy pendant rode directly on the woman's waist and abdomen, and pressed her face down to the ground. Then he quickly pulled out his belt, forcibly broke off the woman's hands, and tied her hands firmly behind his back.

The woman realized that the situation was not good at this time, but it was too late.Zhao Man actually put his hands towards her waist, groped her body for a while, and untied her belt...

"You, what are you doing? Let go of me! You shameless bastard! How dare you touch me?! Let go of me... woohoo" The woman turned pale with fright, struggled desperately, and yelled loudly, until finally she took the cry.

Zhao Mancai didn't care whether the woman was crying or scolding, and didn't talk nonsense to her, just suppressed her body desperately.But the woman was too strong, so Zhao Man had no choice but to ride on her backwards, clamping her waist, chest and abdomen with his legs, then lay down, freed his hand, took the woman's belt that he had just pulled out, and tied her kicking legs repeatedly. leg.The woman's belt was quite long, and Zhao Man used all his strength to go around and around, directly tying her into a twist.

After finishing all this, Zhao Man finally breathed a sigh of relief. He just wiped off the sweat from the top of his head, and he hadn't had time to get up from the woman.I heard a burst of shouting like a broken gong from outside: "Who is it? What is this for? You don't sleep in the middle of the night, what are you doing?" It sounded like Guo Cheng who was staying in the treatment office.

"Yeah, I was woken up, what's the matter?"

"This side, this side, the sound is coming from this side, right here!" A group of people who were woken up came one after another.

Hula, a large group of people came in, all holding lanterns in their hands, and the whole Pingxin Hall was brightly lit, as bright as day.Under the daylight, there is nowhere to hide... The ground is messy, the clothes are disheveled, and the hair is disheveled... Zhao Man, and a woman with tied hands, struggling endlessly, also in disheveled clothes.Zhao Man even rode on the woman, pressing the woman under him, with his hands tightly around the woman's thighs, and his face was still lying on the woman's... buttocks.

"My God!"

"Ouch!"

"Yo hoo!"

"No... didn't you see it, Zhao Canjun?"

"Emma, ​​Xiao Man, what are you doing?"

Still alive after the catastrophe, Zhao Man, who was exhausted and weak in all kinds of ways, raised his head and finally relaxed his tense nerves when he saw the brothers who "rushed to support".It took him a lot of effort to get up from the woman. He just stood still and was about to speak when suddenly... his pants fell...

"Oh!"

"Xiao Man, it's not my brother who said you, look at you, you, how can you do this?"

"Zhao Canjun, you, are you too, too blatant?"

"Xiao Man, where are you making trouble? If you grab a lot of little ladies who like you, whoever you fancy, go to propose marriage, you, why are you bothering!"

……

"Ah?" Confused, Zhao Man was holding up his trousers with both hands, "What about catching the thief?" '.Zhao Man looked around belatedly, and all he saw was the disheveled female thief lying on the ground crying, and... and the one who was holding up her trousers... herself.

'Oh, what, why did I suddenly seem to have strayed into the rape scene! Zhao Man looked at the unfriendly eyes of all the brothers looking at him, "And I am the hard-working man who was caught!" '. "It's not what you see! Oh, that's not the case!" Zhao Man waved his hands excitedly and explained loudly, but... the pants fell off again...

"Ugh!"

"Hey hey!"

"Xiao Man, what can I say about you?"

Guo Cheng: "Then what are you talking about?"

Zhao Man: "I'm wronged! ... Then, brother, can you lend me a belt first?"

……

After tossing all night, even Mr. Zhang, who is in his 70s, was shocked. Finally, he roughly sorted out the ins and outs, and returned Zhao Man's innocence.Although the woman refused to admit it after being bitten to death, the dagger she carried with her, together with the small dick model found on her body, already explained everything.

"I just said that our Xiaoman is not a disciple! Hahaha." Guo Cheng laughed and patted Zhao Man on the shoulder with his iconic broken voice.

"Come on you, that's not what you said last night." Zhao Man tightened his belt with an expression of resentment. (Since dropping his trousers frequently last night, Zhao Man is somewhat in the dark.)

"Ah? Really? Did I say something last night? No?" Guo Cheng picked his ears and pretended not to hear.

"No, no, we didn't say anything." A group of people who watched the scene of catching (catching) thieves (rape) together last night said in unison.

"Hmph! I'll settle accounts with you when I free up my hands!" Zhao Man snorted angrily, resolutely not talking nonsense to these reckless men, and he had to go to the head of the household to check the household registrations of nearby people, and he should be able to find out The origin of this woman.

You must know that the maids in the clinic are all selected from nearby families. If this woman can sneak in, she has to have something to do with the nearby families. It would be good to find some clues.Zhao Man hated this hateful female thief who made him lose his adulthood, and vowed to find out the eighteen generations of her family's ancestors!Not only did he cause his disheveled clothes to be misunderstood by his brothers, but he also exposed his shameful secret of being extremely poor in martial arts and carrying pepper powder with him“_“!

"Are you sure you are asking this person?" The head of the household pointed to the woman Zhao Man pointed out to him.Although the woman was tortured by Zhao Man, pepper powder and all kinds of bindings, she still couldn't hide her young and beautiful appearance, and her curvy and graceful figure, and even through the messy hair, she could faintly see the corners of her eyes A little cinnabar mole.

The head of the household stroked his beard and walked around the pillar where the woman was tied, shook his head, and said, "This man is obviously not a man."Are you lame? 'Because Zhao Man is a celebrity in front of Zhang Wei, he dare not speak.

"What? I didn't say she was a man! I just asked if you could find this person!" Seeing the old household head slowly shaking his head for a long time, Zhao Man was also anxious when he came to this sentence, " Doesn’t it look like a woman! I’m asking this woman!”

The head of the household was also confused: "What are you looking for me for, girl?"

Zhao Man: "Aren't you the head of the household? Aren't all the population records in this area under your control?"

Head of Household: "Yes, that's right!"

Zhao Man: "Then if I don't look for you, who will I look for?"

Household head: "But she is a woman?"

Zhang Lele, who had been eavesdropping on the side for a long time, said, "Xiao Man, don't you know that women don't have a hukou here?" "What? Women don't have a hukou? Why? No, women don't have a hukou. What a mess. It's so embarrassing. It's too... um..." Zhao Man still wanted to complain, but Zhang Yu covered his mouth, "Don't talk nonsense. Don't discuss government affairs indiscriminately." Take a long look.The head of the household looked up at the sky immediately, huh?What do you say?I didn't hear it.It's nothing to do with me, I'm leaving, I flicked my sleeves and left gracefully.