Return to the Song Dynasty

It was just getting dark, and after dinner, Zhao Man, with his hands behind his back, strolled slowly in the small garden in the backyard of the post house, and the euphemistic name was "walk a hundred steps after dinner, and live to 99." I dare to agree, it is still better to stretch the muscles and bones, and they all said that walking is not suitable for the elderly, the weak, the sick and the disabled.

"The dark sky hangs down

Bright stars follow

worms fly worms fly

who are you missing

The stars in the sky are crying

Withered roses on the ground

cold wind blow cold wind

as long as you are with me

Bugs fly, flowers sleep

One pair after another is beautiful

Not afraid of the dark, only afraid of heartbreak

Tired or not

Regardless of the north, south, east, west

......"

Zhao Man casually hummed a little song while strolling.This song is one of the few that Zhao Man can sing all the lyrics, so Zhao Man usually likes to hum this song "Cong Er Fly".It is also very useful to coax children. Little Yao Pingzhong likes to listen to this nursery rhyme to fall asleep.Yao Gu, who is tone deaf, even tried to learn to sing this nursery rhyme... Of course, he ended in failure.

Little friend Yao Pingzhong: Dad, your singing is really terrible (＞﹏＜)

Yao Gu: (⊙_⊙) Dad has tried his best!or?Or let your master sing...

Tsundere Zhao Man: Singing also depends on talent!

"Can he still sing?" The squinting baby squatted under the corridor.

"Yeah." The serious babies squatted on the porch together, staring at Zhao Man not far away.

"Well, it actually sings pretty well." The squinting baby whispered.

"En." The serious baby nodded again in agreement.

"He's quite interesting." The squinting baby put his chin on his chubby hands full of pits, and smiled wickedly.

"En." The serious baby also put his little hand under his chin, and nodded seriously.

The two babies, who were forced to stay at the post station and were extremely bored, fully showed their interest in Zhao Man.

Zhao Man walked around for a while, and when he turned a corner, he found two suspicious little round bags under the corridor.Zhao Man kept his composure, and continued to sing while walking. He observed secretly and found that the little round bun was still moving from time to time, which made Zhao Man even more puzzled.When I got closer, I realized that it was the two round little buns popping up from time to time to look around.

Seeing the two fat dumplings secretly looking at him, thinking they hadn't been discovered, it's really... I can't bear to expose them.Seeing that the two little guys were listening to the song very seriously, Zhao Man deliberately walked around twice more and sang twice more.

The night was as cold as water, Zhao Man didn't want to sleep, lying on the bed, he couldn't understand why he coaxed those two little things?Just because they are cute?Ah, it's really cute! Zhao Man quickly saw the appearance of two little guys, fat little cheeks, fleshy little hands, arrogant little expression, arrogant little eyes, and various little robes that looked like adults , It's so cute!

Although these two little guys are either rich or expensive at first glance, they shouldn't be provoked, but Zhao Man can't help liking these two little things, wishing to hold them in his hands all the time. pinch pinch.As soon as I saw it, I was very excited, and I must go to strike up a conversation, but I couldn't help flirting in every possible way; I didn't see it, and I missed others cheaply. 'What's happening here?Am I a pedophile?Bah bah bah, nonsense! '

Hey, admit it!It's shameful to be cute, cute and invincible!If I have a child, I will definitely be a cute father, hahaha.Suddenly, Zhao Man, who was full of fatherly love, had a thought, turned over and got out of bed, lit a few candles, and by the candlelight, quickly took out a pen and paper, (waiting for Yao Xiong to come to meet, he had nothing to do, and got some carbon sticks As a pencil, I just draw and play when I have nothing to do) I drew two Q-version chubby kids on the paper with just a few strokes. The two round faces are exactly the same, but they show completely different expressions, one with squinting eyes , a frown, very expressive.Zhao Man still didn't think it was enough, so he picked up the small carbon strip seriously and started to draw another picture...

Zhao Man drew two very interesting paintings overnight, although the second one is a bit strange.But it can be regarded as enough addiction, contented, fell asleep.The next morning, I went out to look for food refreshed, but I felt that my whole body was not good.

Σ(°△°|||)︴Why are there men with flowers on their heads everywhere? !man! ! !

"Zhao Canjun, good morning." Lieutenant Qin Fenglu, who lived in the same courtyard, bumped into Zhao Man and greeted him warmly.

"Ah, ah, good morning." Looking at the muscular steel man wearing a big red flower in full bloom on his head, Zhao Man suddenly felt that the world was magical.Look around again, how many miles around, as far as the eyes can see, almost regardless of age, all men have a blooming flower on their heads, colorful and beautiful.It's just, it's just horrible!Indecent!The world is going down! ! !Zhao Man's eyes were almost out of frame, and all kinds of grass and mud horses ran over him in groups.

"Xiao Man, hey, Xiao Man, hey, what are you doing? You're back to your senses, hey!" Captain Li Ping saw Zhao Man who was standing in the atrium, and he yelled several times, but no one responded.Li Ping couldn't bear it anymore, he stretched out his big palm the size of a cattail fan to block Zhao Man's eyes, and shook it symbolically.

Zhao Man finally woke up from the collapse and shock in his heart. Hearing Li Ping's voice, he could hardly turn his head, and what he saw was Li Ping's big rough face and the big pink rose fluttering in the wind on his head. flower.

"What are you looking at? Does it look good?" Li Ping saw that Zhao Man was still staring with his mouth open, and continued to ask questions. He also reached out and touched the flower on his head.

"Ouch! My eyes! Help!" Zhao Man couldn't bear it any longer, so he covered his eyes with his hands and squatted on the ground.

"Ah! What's the matter with you, Xiao Man? What's the matter with your eyes?" Li Ping thought that there was something wrong with Zhao Man's eyes, and there was a sudden chaos...

"You are still a scholar, why don't you even understand hairpin flowers?" At the dinner table, Li Ping looked contemptuous, "I don't know how to appreciate it!" '

"Yeah, Zhao Canjun, don't our men in the Song Dynasty wear hairpins every year and festival." There was also a small red flower on the head of the little soldier.

"Yeah, isn't today the Qixi Festival? Everyone has a rare chance, so they all put flowers on hairpins." Soldier B, who wore pale yellow flowers on his hair, was a little shy, but bravely stood up to support the hairpin action.

"Before at the border, we didn't have a chance to wear flowers. This time, it's just a coincidence." Xiao Bing B rubbed his hands, talking with his eyes on Zhao Man's face, as if he was afraid that Zhao Man would not allow them to wear flowers.

"Um, I won't delay you from wearing flowers, ah, hairpin flowers. You can wear whatever you want." Zhao Man, who had been tortured all morning, waved his hand weakly, and by the way rejected Li Ping's attempt to insert a fiery red rose flower into himself. Proposal on the head.

After Zhao Man ate breakfast at the speed of light, he ran decisively and went back to his room, fearing that he would be surrounded by groups of male creatures with flowers of various colors on their heads while walking on the street.Zhao Man shuddered, and ran back to the room sullenly.It left a group of soldiers with deep contempt for their own aesthetic views of Zhao Xiao's joining the army.

"Yo, why are you here?" Zhao Yi was surprised to see the two little buns who fell asleep listening to music last night, sitting upright on the chairs in his room.

"I'm really sorry, Zhao Canjun, my young masters are clamoring to come to you early in the morning, and we can't stop them. Look..." The duo of loyal servants looked embarrassed and quickly explained.

"Hey, let me see, where did you two fall asleep last night?" Zhao Man returned the comforting look of "It's okay, I don't mind" from the boys, and rushed to the opposite side of the chair. Start the classic daily tease.

"Hmph! Yes, I want you to take care of it!" The squint-eyed baby blushed when he remembered the dark history of being carried back by someone when he accidentally fell asleep while squatting in the pit last night, and he returned with a stiff mouth.

"Huh!" The serious baby also decisively expressed his support, humming a nasal sound angrily.

"Pfft, hahahaha, I can't do it anymore, I still can't help but want to laugh." Zhao Man couldn't help laughing when he saw the completely different arrogant expressions of the two little guys.

"You're laughing at us again!"

"Humph!"

"Ha ha ha ha"

……

"Because you don't like hair (flowers), my lord has a lot of brewing (capacity), so I will forgive (forgive) you." After laughing, the squinting baby raised his head high With a small chin, he looked at Zhao Man and said.

"Yeah." The serious baby agreed decisively.

"That's right, you don't have any hairpins today. Is it because children are not allowed to wear them?" Zhao Man asked with a wicked smile.

"No, Daddy doesn't like wearing hair (flowers)." The squinting baby puffed up his small chest and pushed it back.

"En." The serious baby also responded in a low voice.

Zhao Man took a closer look, and sure enough, the servants following the two little guys didn't have any hairpins either. "Oh, it turns out that your father doesn't like wearing flowers either. Well, I'll tell you what kind of flowers a good man wears. What a mother, if you draw two red cheeks, you can be a matchmaker." Zhao Man finally found Bosom friend, you can express your depressed mood throughout the morning.

Boy A: Dare to be angry but dare not speak.In fact, hairpin flowers are very beautiful... We all want to wear flowers (>﹏<) However, this Zhao Canjun squints his eyes and smiles like a big prince.

Little Servant B: Well, he looks a little like the little boy when he's not smiling.

Zhao Man has been hanging out with the two little guys for the past few days, and the boys have long been accustomed to it. Anyway, as long as the young masters don't leave the post house, everything will be fine.So he let Zhao Man take them jumping up and down, and almost played the whole Eryi House, flirting with cats and dogs, even the koi in the pond were almost caught...

Officials of the post office: Little ancestors, please be merciful, it is not easy for us to receive this little salary, there are old and young and there are young.And who is that?Why is your quality in Jingyuan Road so poor, and you take your children to be naughty, and your Shangguan doesn't care?Yo, little ancestor, please tap lightly, those are the flower seedlings just planted...

The three of them often visit the kitchen, and Zhao Man makes various snacks on the spot.For example, the soft scallion omelette suitable for children, a small and thin sheet, just out of the pan, still has the aroma of scallions and eggs, so hot, let the children eat it directly in their hands.What the two little guys ate was a satisfaction!I only suffered from the accompanying boys, who were worried and uneasy all day long, for fear that the little masters might make a mistake.The Duo of Loyal Servants: Oh, let’s not talk about it, I’m crying when I say it...

The brothers who came with Zhao Man also knew that Zhao Man was recognized by everyone as the king of children. Little Yao Pingzhong was very attached to him, and the children around Daying also liked him very much, so they were not too surprised.However, Zhao Man and the twins get along with each other, the similar eyebrows, similar preferences, even the same facial expression when they smile, the same slightly raised peach eyes, etc., still amazed everyone in the army. I lamented the magic of God's creation, and even joked that these two little guys were born secretly by Zhao Man earlier?Of course, this is just talking and laughing.After all, even with long eyes, you can tell that those two young masters must have some background, and they can't get along with rough men in the army like us.

However, gathering and parting are always fate.Yao Xiong had already sent someone to Jingzhao Mansion first, and made an appointment with Zhao Man to meet at the gate of the city the next day. After the two teams converged, they rushed back to Huizhou camp, and he would not enter the city again.There is also a cart of things that has been brought over by the brothers from Jinjin City, and they are said to be given to a certain dignitary, and they have already been handed over to their housekeeper.