Return to the Song Dynasty

After Yue Cheng, Yue He was also dug into Bianliang by Zhao Bi from Zhang Yu and made him the commander of the imperial army.The Forbidden Army of the Great Song Dynasty is the country's number one armed force, a proper regular army, and the commander of the Forbidden Army is a good job that others want to grab their heads.

As a result, when he arrived at Yuehe's place, he still complained about his reluctance. The reason was that he couldn't continue to fight in the northwest.An angry Zhao Bi scolded him for being a brainless man, and even fooled him that after he became the commander of the Imperial Army, he could go to fight wherever he wanted, and he didn't have to be confined to the northwest... In short, he was fooled back.

So, following Yue Cheng, Yue He moved to the capital with his family, and the two brothers could finally get together.As for the fact that the two of them pretended to be an official cousin, the official said that a cousin is a cousin, so how could it be impersonation?It directly confirmed the identity of the cousin of the two of them.

Well, cousin is cousin.Anyway, the prince is true.The ministers have been with the officials who do not take the usual path for a long time, and the bottom line is loose.

When Yue He took office, his little girl, Yue Qingqing, went to school with a group of princes and sons.Originally, they didn't intend to send her there, but Yue He's wife took the little girl to say hello to the Empress Dowager, who would have thought that the little girl was a good match for the Empress Dowager, and was quite liked by the Empress Dowager, so she often invited Yue He's The wife brought the little girl into the palace to accompany her.

Coincidentally, Yue He's wife was pregnant with her second child again, she had various physical discomforts during pregnancy, and she didn't care much about taking care of Yue Qingqing.The queen mother tactfully said that if the little girl is willing, she can come to live in the palace for a while.When Yue He heard this, it was a good deal!Yue Qingqing's little clingy bun was taken care of, so his wife didn't have to work so hard.In this way, little friend Yue Qingqing lived in the palace with honor and mixed with those princes and sons.

She is the youngest of the group of children, and she is also a girl. The little ones take good care of her, only the crown prince and King Zhao seem to have some opinions, because...she is stealing her father!Every time Zhao Bi takes time to play with them, Yue Qingqing can always take the seat closest to Zhao Bi by virtue of being young and chubby, and quickly occupy the seat closest to Zhao Bi. OK, too many to list!

Alas, but as a boy, I can't really care about her, so I can only stare with anger, and just wait for her to grow up quickly and stop entering the palace...

In fact, Yue Qingqing came second, and the person who made the crown prince and King Zhao most depressed was probably their eleventh uncle, Zhao Ji.This matter has to start with the two paintings given to them by Zhao Man, a young soldier on Jingyuan Road. There is no doubt about the Q version of the villain's drawing. Anyone who looks at it will know that the two are the two of them.

The two have been arguing about the picture of admiring the moon in the corridor. Although they both feel that they look like their little cousin Zhao Quan, but Zhao Man has never met Zhao Quan before, so both of them are very confident that the painting is just a painting. Not like, in fact, it should be the painting of myself.

This matter has always been an unsolved case, and the two little guys would argue about it every now and then.Until his biological father Zhao Bi finally returned, Zhao Bi was full of love and had nowhere to express the two sons who were almost missed, and wanted to make up for it, full of guilt.It's really holding it in the palm of your hand for fear of falling, and holding it in your mouth for fear of melting.It doesn't matter if you can't see it for a while, but in the end the queen mother came out and promised him to take care of her precious grandson in person, so that he would correct his evil ways and return to normal work.

The two children also liked the father who was lost and found very much, and the kindness that the father treated them was really unmatched by anyone else.Even Zhao Quan, who is particularly favored, is envious in every way.He always felt that Uncle Huang was better than his own father, and complained to Princess Duan every day, which made Zhao Ji dumbfounded.

An aggrieved Zhao Ji: Can't this thing be better? !His father is a government official. His father can lead you to dig birds from trees in the palace and fish in ponds. Your father is just a prince. Your father really dare not!Alas, that's all, you can climb the trees in our palace from now on.Dad doesn't care anymore ╮(╯﹏╰)╭

Zhao Dan with big bright eyes: Really? !Great!Daddy, let's play a tree climbing game together!

Zhao Ji, who has no love in life: so what, dad is saying that you are allowed to climb by yourself, but dad won't.

Zhao Quan, who was tearful and dissatisfied in an instant: Humph!lie!Uncle Huang climbed with us and even baked bird eggs for us!You don't even accompany me, woo~~~~(>_<)~~~~ You, you are what Uncle Huang said, so what kind of "bureaucracy" is putting on airs!They are not close to the people!Mother, mother, father won't play with me...

Duan Wangfei who was laughing forward and backward: Hahahaha, hahaha, it's too funny, I can't do it, I'm dying of laughter!Hahahaha, I, I have to take a break, hahaha...

Zhao Ji, who was already out of anger: You wait for me!

So the small-bellied Lord Duan secretly thought of a very vicious yet extremely simple bad idea to take revenge on his brother.The operation is as follows:

First of all, I made a copy of the picture of enjoying the moon in the corridor that I promised my nephews to frame at the beginning. After I framed it, I took it to my nephews.As for the authentic work... Hehehe, of course I kept it myself.Speaking of which, the painting I personally visited is also priceless, and my nephews are not at a loss, um, not at a loss. (Zhao Youyi, Zhao Youmu (⊙_⊙;): Uncle, we misread you.)

Then, I asked my brothers and nephews to drink tea and chat, and seemingly inadvertently took out the framed painting, unfolded it, and started chatting.

Zhao Youyi's eyes were full of surprises: "Uncle Eleven, this painting is ready! Let me see!"

Zhao Youmu, who firmly believed that the painting was his own, nodded: "Yeah, it looks good." '

Zhao Bi, who always felt that this painting was a bit weird: "...does it always seem a bit awkward?"The painting is awkward, and my brother is also weird. '

Zhao Ji, who had an evil heart and secretly smiled: "It's pretty, don't you all want to know who this painting is about?"

Zhao Bi, who realized that something was wrong, said, "...Chicken, you are a fool!" '

The two little brothers who were successfully aroused: "Yeah! Yes! We really want to know!"

Zhao Ji, who ignored his brother, ate tea comfortably: "The painter is here, just ask." After speaking, he gestured to Zhao Bi with his hand in a mean way.

Zhao Yu, who obviously didn't know how to deal with his difficult sons, was sweating profusely and hurriedly said, "...Ah, ah? Ah, this..."

The Queen Mother, who received an invitation from her youngest son (Zhao Ji) to come to a family gathering, walked up behind Zhao Bi, leaned over to take a look and was amused: "Yo! Isn't this what you drew for Xiaoji when he was a child? Hey, he still took Come out to show off to your nephews?" The queen mother turned to look at Zhao Ji with a smile: "I'm not afraid of my nephews' jokes."

The little faces of Zhao Youyi and Zhao Youmu collapsed in an instant, and they felt deeply sad (＞﹏＜): "It turns out that the painting is not us, woo... no wonder it looks like Xiao Dan, the original painting is Uncle Eleven, woo woo...'

Zhao Bi, who was ruthlessly exposed by his old mother without any preparation, was already dumbfounded: "Damn it!Do not be sad!Don't be angry!Dad didn't mean it! '

Zhao Ji, who successfully achieved his goal: "Hmph, finally moved back to a game." '

The queen mother who didn't know what was going on:'? ?What's going on here?Why are you unhappy, little ones?Come and tell the imperial grandma, grandma will help you. '

Suddenly, the little guys who were downcast and pretending to be autistic didn't know what they thought of. They suddenly raised their heads and looked at each other. They all saw affirmation and secret joy in each other's eyes. They both turned their heads and stared at Zhao Ji at the same time.

Zhao Ji, who was in the dark, was suddenly stared at seriously by two identical little faces for a long time, which made him inexplicably a little nervous, "Could it be that my little scheme was discovered by them? 'Zhao Ji reached out and touched his chin unconsciously.

However, what Zhao Youyi said next was a hundred times worse than being found out for a small calculation.

Zhao Youyi, who was rubbing his chin playfully (you and your uncle are quite similar, and the small movements are also quite consistent): "Hey, uncle, so your name is 'Chicken'!"

Zhao Youmu, who also discovered the New World: "Uncle! Your nickname is really good!"

Zhao Ji choked his throat with a sip of tea: "Cough cough, cough cough, you heard me wrong, I don't, I don't call...don't talk nonsense!" He covered his chest with his hands and coughed continuously, Don't forget to threaten your nephews with your eyes.

Zhao Bi, who was hit on the head by the unexpected surprise, almost laughed out loud, and quickly stuffed his mouth with tea and said, "Yes!Let you cheat me.It's a good job!Be obedient and listen to the sound, and you will focus on the key points!awesome! '

Seeing the embarrassment of the sons, the Queen Mother smiled and leaned forward: "Hahahaha, hahaha, ouch, chick, no, Xiaoji, it's all the mother's fault, um, the mother must pay attention in the future, and don't bark in front of the juniors." You are a chicken. Hahaha, haha..."

At this moment, Zhao Ji, who is particularly hopeless and just wants to bump his head against the pillar: "Mother, can you always stop talking?"Pit son!It's really embarrassing. With a sound of "dong", Zhao Ji fell headlong on the table and couldn't get up.

From then on, it gradually spread from the palace that His Royal Highness Prince Duan's nickname was actually "Chicken".At first, it was just a private conversation among upper-level noble officials, but the matter of spreading rumors is simply an uncontrollable high-probability event.By the end of the day, everyone knows about it.

Wherever Zhao Ji went, he could see everyone casting weird eyes at him and whispering behind his back, which made Zhao Ji very annoyed. He was depressed for a while, and roared: "Chicken is not my king's nickname, so what?" It was Brother Huang who yelled when he was a child. Don't talk nonsense there!"

The result...was obviously not what Zhao Ji expected.

Zeng Bu who picked up the big news by accident: "Oh, so the nickname was given by the government?!"

The honest Ma Yun nodded again and again: "It seems to be the case."

Zhang Pu, who is good at gossiping, hurried over: "Really?! Jinkouyuyan!"

Su Zhe, who didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, whispered mysteriously: "This is true, and my brother knows it all."

University scholar Su Shi, who was stared at by a group of people, nodded helplessly: "Apprentice, the palms and backs of the hands are all fleshy, so I can only speak honestly, master." '

"what!"

“(*@ο@*) Wow~”

"Really! I didn't believe it."

"No, I thought it was a rumor."

"This time I believe it."

"I believe it too."

……

Zhao Ji, who rolled his eyes angrily, wished he could slap his two big mouths: "Let you owe me, let you talk nonsense!" '

Since then, the matter of His Royal Highness Prince Duan's nickname Xiaoji has become a reality, and it has become a joke in the streets and alleys of Bianliang City, ranking first all year round.The common people even specially gave their children similar nicknames in order to gain the auspiciousness of the official family and His Royal Highness Duan Wang.

All of a sudden, in the city of Bianliang, from princes and grandsons to ordinary people, the children in the family were called kittens, puppies, and crickets... These unspeakable nicknames became the Song dynasty. The eternal pain in the hearts of young talents in the future.