Excuse me, I'm a heartthrob [Quick Transmigration]

And Lu Yechao is born with a sense of fashion, he can wear anything with a sense of avant-garde with that glamorous face.

When Lu Ye was going down the wooden ladder, because he was sleepy, and there are no such tall wooden ladders in the city life, he accidentally stepped on the air and fell down. She stood up and smiled at him.

Jiang Ling felt that he was careless at all, careless and heartless.

When the two of them got up, they found that getting up so early didn't help. Instead, they would be hungry for a longer time, and they would have to stay up for a long day.Whether it was a good time or not, the neighbor next door sent two bowls of porridge, and the two drank it gratefully.

After eating the porridge breakfast, the two moved their quilt and bed sheet to the open space at the door of the house to bask in the sun. The room was too humid, and maybe the original owner was not in the house. When they cover at night, the humidity is very heavy. .

The program group arranges what they will do during the day - go up the mountain to cut firewood and cut grass to feed sheep and pigs.

After finding the tools, the backpack and the machete, Lu Yechao specially put on a black peaked cap to prevent the sun from shining on his face as much as possible. Quick-drying track pants.Jiang Ling wears a white and orange sports jacket with short sleeves and no hat, showing his entire face.

Both of them have red lips and white teeth, very seductive.

The two went up the mountain. The program team first showed them what kind of grass the sheep ate, and what kind of vegetables the pigs ate. The firewood had to be thin and dry, and it couldn't be burned if it was too wet.

The two searched around, but they couldn't find suitable firewood. Neither of them went deep into the mountain to collect firewood. They saw some grass on the mountain, so they cut it, and the sheep and pigs were eaten first.Jiang Ling found that Lu Yechao was sleepy, either because he was lazy, or he would yawn, rub his eyes, and was still doing his best to mow the grass.

Jiang Ling asked him, "You didn't sleep last night?"

"There are too many mosquitoes," Lu Yechao raised his eyes, and Jiang Ling saw under the brim of his black peaked cap, those eyes that were tearing from sleepiness, a little red, and the hand that was holding a sickle through the grass After kneading, all the dust and gravel went in, and it became more red, like a rabbit with folded ears.

The two worked hard to mow the grass. If there was not enough mowing, the sheep would not be enough to eat.Also, the program group showed them "sample" pig dishes, and the two asked the farmers they saw and searched all the way, only to find the small river where pigs eat that kind of vegetables.

The two people's back baskets are already full, and they still have to fetch firewood.The two of them still didn't go home, they went to pick up some firewood, and they didn't know how to tie them. A few days ago, they carried them back with their hands or on their backs. Later, a passing farmer taught them how to tie them with dry bamboo or vines. Firewood, carry or carry it down the mountain, and carry it home.

Two people came down from the mountain and threw the grass in the basket to the sheep in the concrete and brick house. These sheep were not like the "bleat" they saw on TV, but very quiet. Yes, I don't even bother to call out "Mou".I don't know if it's because of the leisurely and undisciplined living atmosphere in the countryside, or because of the year-round hunger.

Feeding sheep is the easiest, but the most troublesome thing is feeding pigs.These "pig dishes" picked from the river cannot be eaten directly by pigs. They have to be chopped up, and then boiled in a large pot with fire, filled with water, boiled into a pot of paste, and then let it cool down to feed pigs.

Feeding the pigs is done once a day, and each time a big pot is burned, this project is cumbersome and is the most time-consuming physical work for two people every day.

Lu Yechao was chopping vegetables, the cutting board was placed on the ground, and the old big knife made a "beep" sound in his hand, and the vegetables were chopped into "green flies" flying around under his knife.

Jiangling is lighting a fire, which is a natural skill for children in the countryside. Parents go out when they are four or five years old, and the children stay at home to boil water and cook. Lighting a fire is as common and skillful as eating.In the beginning, Lu Yechao and Jiang Ling took turns to light the fire. After burning for a long time, Jiang Ling took the initiative to undertake this difficult job, and Lu Yechao chopped vegetables on the ground next to him.

No one taught Jiangling, and they didn't know how to use dry leaves or bamboo leaf shells to light the fire first, and then put dry bamboo with fine roots. wood.The first time there was no one to teach him, Jiang Ling fumbled for two hours, until tears flowed down his face, before he lit the fire tonight.

Lu Yechao also spent a lot of time chopping vegetables, mainly because the amount of pig food was too much.

Jiang Ling scooped water into the iron pot, then Lu Yechao sprinkled the chopped vegetables into the water, covered the pot, and waited for it to boil.

In ordinary rural people’s homes, rice water, or leftover rice and vegetables, if there is no dog at home, will be poured into pig food and cooked together. Sometimes pig feed is added to pig food, because several pigs are raised. The income at the end of the year is several thousand yuan, which is considered a large income.Therefore, it is extraordinarily diligent to raise pigs, and they have to pick vegetables, boil them and feed them every day.

When the pig food was cooked, it was already four or five o'clock in the afternoon. It took a lot of time for the two of them to collect firewood and mow grass on the mountain at noon and afternoon.

Jiang Ling lifted the lid of the pot, and the two of them smelled the fragrance of stewed vegetables in the pot of "pig food". Both of them were very hungry, and both Lu Yechao and Jiang Ling knew that tonight was another night of nothing. , Lu Yechao took a small bowl from who knows where, spooned some soup, took a sip, Jiang Ling looked at him.

Lu Yechao found that the taste was passable, not too bad.

Jiang Ling also tasted a little bit, but also thought the taste was not bad.

Both of them tasted a few mouthfuls, but because they both had idol burdens, they didn't eat a little bit after tasting it.It was the first time they cooked this kind of food for pigs, and they hesitated whether to add salt, just like the northerners stewing vermicelli, the vegetables were stewed.Looking at the pot of soup, it was as if there was no difference in what they ate.

So tonight I was still hungry with my chest stuck to my back.

Omitting dinner, one of the two things that rural people do at night, the two skipped to the next thing - going to bed early.

The life of "Metamorphosis" is so boring and monotonous. During the day, the director team still made them lose their temper with stimulation and verbal hints, because the two of them get along well, and there is no blood feud with the program team, and the mentality of both of them is different Very peaceful, with a mature mind, after a few days of "challenging" by the program group, he just didn't produce any "highlights" that the program group wanted to edit.

Jiangling started to search for mosquito coils again tonight. The coil of mosquito coils last night was actually only half, it was too short, and it burned out within an hour.What's more, he saw that Lu Yechao's ankles and neck were covered with mosquito bites.

Lu Yechao didn't complain to him about the mosquito problem either, he knew that he was especially attracted to mosquitoes.

Jiang Ling still spent a long time looking for mosquito coils, and even asked the program team for the first time, asking for help. Of course, the program team needed their "remuneration" for their requests, or agreed to requests or other things. .

Jiang Ling finally found a plate of unused mosquito coils newly bought by the original owner in the house, climbed up to the attic, and saw that Lu Yechao might have gotten toilet water from the sister of the program group, and was going to the house. Apply on face and neck.

Seeing Jiang Ling coming in with a new mosquito coil, Lu Yechao was very pleasantly surprised, "Yes, Xiao Jiang."

In fact, Jiang Ling resents others giving him random titles, but Lu Yechao, who is naturally lively and familiar, has no words to object to the prohibition.

Jiang Ling lit the mosquito-repellent incense, Lu Yechao was still wiping toilet water, and he rolled up his trousers, only then did Jiang Ling see the densely packed red buns that had been bitten on his calf, and suspected that it wasn't a mosquito, "Is it a flea bite?"

Lu Yechao hadn't been to the countryside a few times, and he didn't know that there were things that bit people like fleas and lice.

In the attic, there are not only "summer mosquitoes become thunder, privately pretending to be a flock of cranes dancing in the air", there are also a lot of lice, hidden between the quilts, in the corners, and on the wooden boards of the attic.

Jiang Ling came to roll up Lu Yechao's sleeves, and saw seven or eight swollen little bags, but he couldn't tell which one was bitten by mosquitoes and which one was bitten by lice.The complexion of his arms is very fair, and even has a matte feel.

Jiang Ling later thought: I have lifted Lu Yechao's sleeves too directly.Later, the intimate relationship between the two people is ignored.

The two people who hadn't eaten for two full days woke up hungry again the next morning.The two of them had no words, no strength, and they were also suffering from hunger and cold to a certain extent. They simply cooked a little miscellaneous wild vegetables left over from feeding the pigs last night, the kind that could barely be eaten by humans. Both drank a little soup, Fortunately, the two of them were still teenagers, and they could still endure the hunger.

Lu Yechao and Jiang Ling put on their baskets, took their sickles and went up the mountain to mow grass and collect firewood.

Jiang Ling went to mow the grass, and Lu Yezhao walked some distance into the mountains to collect firewood.

Lu Yechao still wears a hat, and Jiang Ling sometimes wears a hat, but not as often as he wears a hat when he goes out. The weather is still very hot, so Lu Yechao still wraps himself up in long sleeves and trousers, or puts on his He even put on his shirt and hat, the program crew thought he was afraid of getting sunburned.

Lu Yechao picked up small dead branches on the ground, some of which were too wet, and had to give up. From some fallen trees, he hacked a few times with a sickle, and a few thick branches fell down. Lu Yechao picked them up All the firewood was piled up in one place, and after two or three 10 minutes of walking and picking, there were four or five small firewood piles on the ground. Lu Yechao was going to put all the firewood piles together, tie them up and carry them down the mountain.