Archdruid Farming Online

The meal was murderous.

A serious look appeared on Gouge's simple and honest face, and he was bitterly drinking the old altar pickled vegetable flavored nutrient solution in the bowl.

This damned thief even took half of the rabbit he hid in the kitchen!

The geese outside the door have long been used to three meals a day, no lunch, and even goose steps are weak.

Brother Rose was also angry. It swung the rattan, rolled up hammers, nails and tiles to repair the roof, tinkling, and the thorny branches were reflected on the glass window, like a group of demons dancing wildly.

The reason why the little thief was able to steal things under the guard of the three bodyguards this time is because it is very shrewd. Taking advantage of the morning when Brother Gou went out to forage, the geese lined up for training, and Brother Rose focused on the ground. When it was time, he used his mouth to remove the tiles one by one, stole sausages, game and dried vegetables from the big hole on the top of his head, and then used his air superiority to steal and leave, which was exciting.

Su Che poured down a bottle of braised beef-flavored nutrient solution, wiped his mouth, and said to the person and dog beside him, "Let's go!"

Gu Zheng threw the empty glass bottle with the smell of stewed chicken with mushrooms written on it into the trash can, and opened the door first.

#Who is the mysterious thief?The trio of instant noodles explore Daqingshan#

In the small building of the program team, in Bai Xi's room.Gu Linan sat in front of the desk, crossed his legs, and typed the title triumphantly.

"Grandpa said, from now on, grandma's propaganda work will be handed over to me!"

"..."

Bai Xi watched him skillfully contact the navy, buy the draft, and asked Lu Jinjiang to put the name of the instant noodle trio on the front page. He was very worried that General Gu would beat Gu Er to death when he saw this scene when he looked back.

However, after a while, watching the growing attention in the live broadcast room, he suddenly became less worried.

When Gu Lin'an typed #新经理VS新姨娘，who can win favor#, instant noodles... no, the three of Su Che have already arrived in Daqingshan.

The first thing to face is the cesspit that has made great achievements.

Gu Zheng didn't change his expression: "That panda dug it for you?"

"Yes." Su Che was a little proud.

"The digging is good, but the diameter is a bit small. Later, I will modify a tractor for you, with its own dump bucket, so you can dig as big as you want."

"Tractor?" Su Che looked at Gu Zheng, his eyes lit up.

"Yes." Gu Zheng skillfully pulled the deer to his side, stroked his forehead hair: "Can dig soil, harvest, and carry people, do you like it?"

"like!"

Squinting his eyes comfortably, Su Che took the initiative to rub his forehead in his palm and nodded.

Gu Zheng just smiled and said nothing.

"..."

"Shhhhhhhh-"

Gu Gun, who was hiding in the woods, hugged the bamboo, watching this scene with envy, his dark circles almost wrinkled together.

It grinds its claws, grinds its claws vigorously, breaks off a tender bamboo, and throws it to the ground.

——How insidious human beings actually want to use tractors to win the favor of the little ones!

--Pooh!shameless!

……

Gu Zheng felt something, he glanced towards the bamboo forest without any trace, and then asked Su Che: "Which way shall we go next?"

Su Che took out the white down and gave it to Brother Gou to smell it again.

The big yellow dog frowned and sniffed around.

Although the smell in the forest is very complicated, this down is the latest to fall, and the sense of smell of evolved animals is more than ten times that of ordinary animals. Brother Gou finally determined the direction with the strongest smell.

"Wang!"

It ran a few steps forward, looked back at Su Che, and motioned him to follow.

"No rush." ​​Su Che stuffed the down feather into Gu Zheng's hand, and said to him, "You follow Brother Dog first, I'll ask the crows, since they caught the thief all day and night, they must know that this bird hides where."

"Alright."

Nodding, the two people who hadn't seen each other for many years split into two ways before they had time to talk.

Touching his forehead, it was the place where antlers should have grown in his previous life, Su Che seemed to be able to feel the warmth of Gu Zheng's palm.

He lowered his eyes and made a note to the Thief Bird who hadn't met yet.

On the other side, Gu Zheng squeezed the palm of his hand, and it was the same.

The crows in Daqing Mountain are still easy to find.

Su Che grabbed a leaf, rolled it into a tube, held it in his hand and blew it twice.

The vivid cry of a lark appeared next to his ears, and he changed the tune. He blew again, and the lark turned into a thrush, followed by lovesick birds, yellow warblers, and silver-throated white-tailed tits...

After imitating half of the birds in the forest, the melodious chirping in the leaf flute finally changed its tone and turned into a rough and hoarse "quack".

On the nearby tree, a squirrel holding a pine cone wrinkled its face, covered its ears with its big fluffy tail, hopped three times and then quickly disappeared among the leaves.

Not to mention small animals, even the audience in Lujinjiang couldn't bear it——

"Scare me!"

"Diao Chan has become saltless, this is it."

"I heard that surgical technology is advanced now, and you can change the face of pets who lack self-confidence. I don't know when I can change the vocal cords for Brother Crow. I don't want to be kissed by God, at least don't be crushed by God's wheels like now. Pass."

"It's just a layman upstairs. Brother Crow, a ruthless bird that comes out to mess around, what kind of voice, graceful figure, and beautiful appearance do you want? Is it useful? Maybe this voice is its biochemical weapon?"

The audience in Lujinjiang was noisy and having fun, but it didn't affect Su Che's performance at all.

It's a pity that the group of crows, who usually come and go as soon as they are called, didn't show up for a full minute this time.

Su Che threw the leaf away, wanting to take a breath, but heard the rustling of the leaves next to his ear, and a high-pitched and resonant "Ooo!" came from among the leaves.

"Ooo! Ooo! Ooo!"

He turned his head and met a pair of bright, excited yellow eyes.

The bird on the opposite side has white feathers and a healthy body. When the wings are spread out, the feathers on the tip of the wings are gradually gray, and the posture of soaring in the air is very smooth, just like an ink painting.

But Su Che was not fooled by its appearance.

He only noticed two things——

One: The bird is a rare evolutionary animal.

Two: When it just jumped out of the woods, it seemed to hide something on the branches.

"Europe!"

Soon, Su Che knew what this strange bird was hiding.

It flew back to the forest behind it, chattered on the tree trunk with its mouth, and then flew back with something in its mouth.

"Ooo!"

Proudly shaking the feathers on its wings, the strange bird threw the sausage in its mouth in front of Su Che.

--for you!

——Humans, you are pleasing to the eye, and you will hang out with Brother Bird from now on, this string of sausages will be yours!

Su Che: "..."

He looked at the shiny oil stains on the strange bird's beak, smelled the familiar and heart-wrenching smell of meat, and silently rolled up his sleeves.

—I have never seen such a brazen bird!

Su Che originally wanted to catch the strange bird by himself, beat it up and recover the stolen goods, but since this bird can fly, it might take some effort.

However, as soon as he stretched out his hand, he heard a familiar voice.

"Quack quack!"

The sound of flapping wings was chaotic, like the wind blowing through the woods, and Gu Zheng's reassuring voice was mixed with Da Huang's "barking": "I found it, it's here!"

The footsteps were getting closer.

Stretching its neck, the white bird glimpsed a mass of black feathers in the distance, panic appeared in its round yellow eyes, it flapped its wings and flew to the ground, and wanted to slip away with the sausage in its mouth.

"Gah!"

— Where are you going, thief?

Su Che heard the call of the boss crow.

The strange bird seemed to be no stranger to the voice of the crow boss. It shrank its neck and walked around behind Su Che, trying to sneak away in a low-key manner under the cover of this human being.

Had it been someone else, it might have succeeded in its tricks.

But who is Su Che?

He gracefully put down his sleeves and waved to the crows: "Come here!"

"You go to the east, you go to the west, and you, you and you, go to the back and steal, don't let it slip!"

Not only did he turn sideways, actively pointing out the direction for the crows to escape from, but he also lined up troops.

"Ooo!"

The strange bird let out a shrill cry and looked back in disbelief.

——I give you sausages, keep you, cover you, and you treat me like this? !

——The current human heart is too sinister!Thank you for being so good-looking!

……

No matter how the strange bird called, it was surrounded by crows without any resistance.

At the beginning, it was Su Che who taught the crow to form an army, but it soon became Gu Zheng.

In the forest, Gu Zheng clearly saw how this thief bird teased his heart, so his face was as serious as water.

"Ooo! Ooo!"

The screams kept ringing out, and the crows surrounding the white bird were a circle bigger than it, and because they were completely black, they were particularly intimidating. They looked like a group of gangsters bullying little Bailian.

They beat up a flock of strange birds solidly.

The feathers on the white bird's body were also fanned, and several feathers on the wings were pecked off.

It is a newcomer, and has no other skills other than running away, hiding and stealing. It is pitiful that the crows who have dominated Qingshan Village for many years have covered its head with its wings.

"Difference……"

It's almost enough, Su Che wanted to say.

Really killed the bird, who will lead them to find the stolen loot?

"squeak--"

A thin, timid cry came from my ear.

Su Che lowered his head and found that in addition to the rhubarb dog leash, Gu Zheng was also holding a reddish-brown squirrel tail.

"what happened?"

Taking the squirrel from Gu Zheng's hand, Su Che rubbed it from beginning to end like a hand warmer, and asked.

"Bitter Lord." Gu Zheng said concisely.

"Squeak, squeak!"

The squirrel rubbed against Su Che's palm and complained tearfully. While talking, it suddenly rolled out a hickory nut from its bosom with its tail, and threw it at the strange bird that was beaten by the group.

"boom."

Good aim.

"..."

Holding this distinctive hard-core squirrel, Su Che silently listened to Gu Zheng explain how the squirrel happily went home with nuts in its arms, and how it found out that the tree hole where it stored its food had been ransacked. Leaves a white feather.

"This bird has committed more than this..."

Gu Zheng narrated what he had seen and heard along the way, without adding much description, but it was enough for Su Che to know how bad the bird in front of him was.

After rubbing the squirrel's fluffy tail, Su Che made a decision.

"You guys continue."

He met the pitiful round eyes of the strange bird, thought about it, and turned around, as if he didn't hear its scream.

Strange bird: "Ooo! Ooo! Ooo!"

--Help!

——You can’t leave nothing to chance!

——Why are you so ruthless? !

"I'm heartless?"

Su Che couldn't help it anymore, he took a deep breath, pointed at the strange bird——

"Stealing chickadee eggs, kicking yellow warblers' nests, and snatching squirrels' winter food is fine. If you want to snatch food from the parent birds for the chicks, or grab it from the chicks' beaks, are you still a bird?!"

"The sound is so auspicious, why didn't you establish the correct value of bird life? Even if you take a pot and go begging in a crowded place, it's better than cheating and abducting!"

"..."

The strange bird has never been bathed in such a baptism of socialist values. Facing the accusation, his expression was dull, and he almost forgot to flap his wings.

Gu Zheng looked at it in a state of distress, and a trace of satisfaction surfaced in his heart.

When he saw the bird courting the deer from a distance, he wanted to beat the bird, but he was afraid that the deer would be soft-hearted towards furry as usual, so when he passed the squeaky and crying squirrel, he didn't know why He carried it in his hand.

It now appears that this squirrel played a role beyond his phenomenon.

Facing the Hand Warmer Squirrel, Gu Zheng smiled slightly——

Making wool with wool is successful.

"Don't be angry," he advised Su Che, "This bird is not useless."

"It has eaten so many things secretly, and it has grown so fat. When I go back, I will make you some pigeon soup?"

Strange bird: "..."

"Ooo!"

It exploded its feathers and screamed as it fluttered.

--I was wrong!I will never steal again!I reformed!

—I am not a pigeon, I am...

"What kind of bird is this?"

On the Lujinjiang platform, the audience swiped the barrage in doubt.

"Seagulls? Why do they appear in the Daqingshan area in the south-central part of Central Continent?"

"No matter what kind of bird it is, it's not good to commit crimes anywhere? It happened to be in the hands of Su Che's younger brother, tsk tsk tsk, miserable."

"And this new Manager Gu, I don't think it's a cheap light. Double the violence, double the happiness, let us congratulate the new aunt for the men's doubles."

"What bride? Whether you can stay as a foot-washing maid depends on its fate."

"Exactly. Think about the stolen three sausages, a bag of mushrooms and half a rabbit, which are worth thousands of dollars in a big city! Why do you leave this kind of prodigal bird to wash its feet? It just plucked all its hair and made it into a badminton ! Reuse of waste!"

"There is still meat, don't waste the meat, half of it is braised in brown sauce and half of it is grilled on charcoal."

"Yes!"