Archdruid Farming Online

"It's all settled."

Gu Zheng dragged the ten professional players who knocked him unconscious to the front of the house, took out a hemp rope, tied them up, and threw them under the wall.

Then, he looked at Su Che: "With these people, Xiaohong, Xiaohei, Niu Dali and so on won't be needed..."

"Roar!"

"Boom!"

The more than 200 animals crowded in the small yard of a few hundred square meters were already very crowded. Hearing his words, there were two huge figures beating their chests, fighting a bloody path from the furry all the way.

Niu Dali is an honest old scalper, he can't even understand what Gu Zheng is saying, but Xiaohong and Xiaohei are different from him.

As the best primates in the order, they have super IQ, staring at Gu Zheng angrily, hammering their chests loudly.

--unacceptable!

——If you have a newcomer, you don't want the old monkey, do you have a conscience?I don't even look at who built the wall behind me, or who piled up the manure in the farmland!

——You small-minded person who is jealous of the virtuous and capable, it's useless to spoil you so much!

"..."

With his rich experience, Gu Zheng could see the contempt of the two apes from their rich expressions.

He coughed lightly and glanced at Su Che.

Su Che crossed his arms, leaning against the concrete wall beside him with a half-smile to watch the show.

"..."

With a chill behind his back, Gu Zheng swore that he was very familiar with Dailu's expression now, and every time Su Che made such an expression, it indicated that someone was going to be unlucky.

...such as myself.

"Cough." Trying to remember that he didn't reveal any major flaws, Gu Zheng raised his head and said calmly, "What's wrong?"

"..."

The smile on the corner of his lips deepened, Su Che looked him up and down, and then——

"You are very familiar with the posture of knocking people out."

Gu Zheng: "..."

not moving at all.

Seeing the dead duck's mouth stiff, and his best friend standing still as a wooden stick, Su Che suddenly stretched his hand behind his back, and then took out an egg from behind the two-color snowball's buttocks.

"Meow~"

The white pompom-like kitten wanted to resist, but was pushed back by Su Che's finger.

"Continue to hatch, this egg is rotten by you!"

"Mi~~~"

Hearing Su Che's words, the two-color snowball froze, rubbed its furry head against Su Che's palm, and obediently lay back and collapsed into a cat cake.

Su Che shook the rotten egg in his hand.

With a sudden force, he threw the egg towards Gu Zheng's chest.

"..."

Subconsciously dodging to the side, Gu Zheng just said something terrible in his heart, when Su Che said: "Oh, by the way, you are also very familiar with the posture of hiding from rotten eggs."

Gu Zheng: "..."

"Do you want me to play with you again with rotten tomatoes, bricks and poisonous mushrooms?"

The deer in my heart should be very satisfied with Gu Zheng who knows him so well, but just as he was about to admit his identity and have a heart-warming reunion in a century, he remembered the days when he worked so hard to pick up cow dung. The scene, the scene of pulling the plow with the old scalper, and the scene of pulling Er Gouzi to prevent him from eating shit...

Gu Zheng's lips were already parted, and he suddenly swallowed back the words on his lips, and changed his words: "I don't know what you're talking about?"

Su Che touched the furry around him, stared at him quietly for three seconds, and then showed a smile that made Gu Zheng feel a chill behind his back.

"I don't know..." He said, "Then forget it."

"By the way, do you know what is love for death?"

Turning his gaze away, Su Che suddenly said to the prisoners who were lying rickety under the wall.

"..."

The stun in the game has a time limit, the captives woke up just now, they are secretly opening one eye, while peeking at the internal struggle, grievances and hatred of the two kidnappers, while looking like a caterpillar He moved his body, trying to break free from the ropes binding his hands and feet, and escaped from the scene while no one was paying attention.

Seeing Su Che over, the hearts of the few went cold.

Skilled players like Blue Dragon, who are usually protected at the back, shrank back even more, hiding themselves behind the mighty and tall body of the Tarantula.

Without him, just now Gu Zheng struck quickly and ruthlessly.

"No one knows?"

Su Che glanced at them again, instead of pursuing the small actions of the captives in private, he repeated the previous question.

"..."

Those present are all veteran gamers who have been playing the game for many years. Even if they don't often become the protagonists of the August [-]th incident, they still know the basic terms.

They looked at each other.

Qinglong, who is mature, stable and good at communication, spoke first——

"Dead love, it means that for some reason, the original love A changed, changed his mind, left the game, doesn't like the player, and no longer wants to interact with the player..."

Every time he said one item, Su Che's smile became more gentle. At the end, Gu Zheng looked at the deer with a happy face, and couldn't help taking half a step back.

Stronger than his sixth sense was Er Gouzi. The husky withdrew his ear from Su Che's hand with a "owwow", hopped and hid behind Gu Zheng, smashed his head against the wall, pouted his buttocks, tail.

"..."

Gu Zheng looked at the dog's ass facing him, and jumped back and forth between "recognized" and "denied".

This is not only related to his family status, but also related to whether his image in front of Xinshanglu is tall or wretched, whether he is a hero who saves mankind or a hard-working dung picker.

However, Su Che didn't want to wait for him to come up with a result.

He seems to be talking to himself, and he seems to be saying to Qinglong——

"The five points you mentioned are all right."

"For some love affairs, it's like being alive and dead. I chased him from one server to another server for thousands of miles, and he was still wearing a vest. This kind of love relationship is worse than death. Find a new one. I think you are good..."

"you dare!"

Before Qinglong had time to think clearly about what he meant by his words, Chi Yu was caught in a disaster.

He looked innocent.

Gu Zheng stepped between him and Su Che, turned his head to avenge himself, and gave Qinglong a cold look.

Qinglong's neck hurt, and he recalled the fear of being thrown down by the butt of a gun.

"..."

Therefore, when he looked at Su Che who was confronting Gu Zheng tit for tat, his eyes were filled with awe, and he felt that this beautiful young man was absolutely gutsy.

"What are you mine? What do you want me to do?" Su Che glanced at Gu Zheng.

"I, I, I..."

Gu Zheng originally wanted to confess his identity, but on second thought, there were countless viewers watching outside the live broadcast room. In order not to cause a commotion, he took a few steps closer and stared at the cold air emanating from Xinshanglu. The voice that can be heard by several people around said——

"I'm your little biscuit."

"..."

"Or small eggs, small tomatoes, small mushroom soup, whatever you name it."

Five Dragons, five Tarantulas: "..."

There are such brazen people in the world? !

What's even more shocking is that when all ten of them went up together, they were all wiped out within 10 minutes by the strict wife in front of them.

Is there still a king in this world? !

Then, the ten captives saw the beautiful young man in front of them smiling.

He already had a clear temperament, but he was even more stunning with the embellishment of his smile, like the spring breeze greening the earth, and continuous flowers blooming in the wilderness.

Gu Zheng was also taken aback.

He felt Su Che's breath approaching slightly, and asked, "Why are you eating?"

"Because you like it."

Su Che was even more satisfied. He recalled the taste of the biscuits made by Ah Zheng in his mind, and suddenly wanted to mark the human being in front of him with a bite.

The incarnation is a deer, and the deer-like Druid has always been daring and daring, doing whatever he wants.

So he followed the feeling in his heart, and lowered his head a little bit——

"Then I have a taste?"

Gu Zheng looked at the face that was close at hand, and felt that the wind from the eyelashes was about to brush over his cheeks, his heart beat faster, his blood rushed upwards, his mind went blank, and he replied bewitched: "Okay." .”

You love me.

The equation in Su Che's mind was established.

The next moment, he pushed Gu Zheng's shoulder, pressed him against a concrete wall next to him, and stood on tiptoe...

A mosaic blocks the audience's view.

"Fuck, what?"

Guessing that it was Lv Jinjiang who started the mouth-to-mouth mode, the audience scratched their hearts and lungs.

In fact, they couldn't hear what the people in the live broadcast were saying from just now.

"Little Veela turned on the privacy protection mode?"

"Curiosity, I don't know what he whispered to Passerby A, I can only guess based on the expressions of the prisoners."

"Think about the good, at least we haven't been mosaiced by Lu Jinjiang, we can still make up for it."

"..."

"It's on."

"The thickness of this mosaic is hopeless."

"People can't be too hard-toothed... drag the upstairs out and beat him to death."

Unlike the curious spectators, the prisoners of war did not have mosaics in front of their eyes, and could see them clearly, but they would rather see nothing.

Under the watchful eyes of ten captives including Tarantula and Long Teng, Su Che stretched out his hand and pressed Gu Zheng against the wall, stood on tiptoe, and kissed him.

"!!!"

The prisoners of Long Teng and Tarantula asked, "Who am I?" "Where am I?" "What are they doing?"

Because they have already learned how powerful Passerby A is, they turned their heads to look at Passerby A with a resigned face, and at Su Che who aggressively pressed Passerby A to the wall and kissed him as he wanted, their eyes were full of opposition. The awe of the warriors is like watching a Godzilla invading the earth.

"What are you looking at?" Gu Zheng was dissatisfied.

The prisoners of war bowed their heads knowingly with a "swipe".

The bird spider moved its lips, and whispered to the red spider, "Captain, why am I feeling a little panicked?"

"..."

Starscream didn't answer, because the captain was also blocked.

He gave the big silly bird spider a cold look.

—— Among the ten single dogs present, who is not blocked?

——This dog food hurts my heart!

For Su Che, after the death of Gu Zheng's body, he spent a year looking for the method of resurrection, and spent another year looking for the world that Gu Zheng had described. After breaking through the world barrier, I haven't seen my best friend for more than two years.

But for Gu Zheng, these two years have to be multiplied by a hundred times.

Therefore, reunited after a long absence, and finally took off the last layer of vest, they kissed this time...or it took a long time to mark each other.

After the prisoners were so bored that they even counted the sand on the concrete wall, Su Che finally let go of his best friend.

"tasty."

Before leaving, he bit Gu Zheng's lower lip, and found that the feeling...wasn't bad?

"Cough," Gu Zheng came back to his senses, took a breath, his palm touched the cold and rough texture of the concrete wall, he pulled his hand suddenly, as if he had just woken up from a dream and saw a scourge——

"this is not……"

"Don't worry," Su Che is the person who knows him best in the world even if he hasn't seen him for more than two years, he knew what he wanted to say just by looking at Gu Zheng's expression.

It happened that I was in a good mood at the moment, so Su Che replied: "This wall was not built by Xiaohong."

He pointed to the wall where the captives leaned back and forth: "That is it."

"Huh..." Gu Zheng breathed a sigh of relief: "That's good."

"..."

Although he didn't understand why he reacted like this, but rubbing the ground to keep himself away from the wall behind him, Starscream suddenly had a bad feeling.

But soon he didn't have time to worry about that.

"What are you going to do?"

He struggled vigilantly, and looked at Gu Zheng who approached a few steps and stretched out his hand to his shirt.

"Don't worry," Gu Zheng wiped his mouth, "I'm not interested in your body."

As he spoke, he tore off Starscream's clothes, and then extended his hand to the next prisoner.

Starscream: "..."

He looked at Su Che in horror, and was even more horrified to find that Su Che admired Gu Zheng's behavior.

"Good job Ah Zheng, so that the audience won't doubt what happened just now."

What?Starscream didn't understand what he meant.

And the audience in the live broadcast room——

They looked at the captives who were wearing the vests that Gu Zheng made with three holes in a woven bag, and they suddenly realized.

"I said, no wonder there is a mosaic. It turns out that Long Teng and Starscream's friends are changing their costumes."

"I was scared to death. I thought brother Su Che did something to passerby A."

"how can that be possible?"

"But having said that, it's too smart to do this. The captives can't even escape to death, because death will drop equipment..."

And the ten professional players at the top of Central Continent's gaming world only had a pair of novice pants left on them. If the pants fell off, they could only run naked.

They didn’t want tomorrow’s game websites to come up with such terrifying titles as: “Professional players collectively wear mosaics for live broadcast. Is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality”, so they had no choice but to—

"If you plant the land with me for half a month, you will be free."

"……make a deal!"

Gu Zheng gave Su Che a look with a smile——

FREE SEASON GET√

……

The audience of Green Jinjiang finally figured out the cause and effect of the incident until now.

"So, Passerby A built these walls a few days ago to defend against the sneak attacks of the dragon and the tarantula?"

"No way, he can't predict these two teams. I think it's just to guard the granary and the cesspit."

"Well, no matter what, Long Teng and Tarantula who came here specially to attack Su Che's brother's base...are serfs sent to the door???"

"Stupid, they, what are you going to fight for if the food has not been confiscated? There is no granary for them to occupy."

"That's right, speaking of granaries..."

The audience thought for a while, and suddenly thought of the advice that made them elusive two days ago.

Looking at the ten serfs who were allotted farm tools and were about to start farming, and the fence surrounding the farmland that prevented them from escaping at will, one sentence was like a godsend, and "Duang" suddenly appeared in the audience's minds.

"Extensive accumulation of grain."

"Build walls high."

"Slowly...slowly become king?"

"It's so exciting! I didn't expect the little Veela to be such an ambitious little Veela!"

The author has something to say: The small theater——

Ah Zheng: The protagonists of other families are pressed against the wall to kiss each other, but what about me?

Dailu: You were also pressed against the wall and kissed!

Ah Zheng: But I was pushed against the wall next to the cesspit!

Dumb Deer: ...

Empress Gu was so proud of being favored, she looked down on the cesspit, and was thrown into limbo.