Archdruid Farming Online

Su Che was not in a good mood when the system automatically popped up "It has been detected that there is an unknown risk outside the game cabin, and you have been forced to quit the game".

The scene he saw before exiting the game seemed to remain in front of his eyes——

Passer-by A pulled Er Gouzi by the tail, trying not to let him rush into the cesspit to eat a big meal, while looking back at himself helplessly and apprehensively.

Although that face was unfamiliar, the look in the eyes, every subtle expression was nostalgic and familiar.

Ah Zheng really came back, Su Che was quietly happy.

Let's have fun together again in the future...

Well, Biaolu can't do it for the time being. There seems to be a tractor in Qingshan Village, so let's go Biaolu.

I was thinking about how to learn tractor driving skills as soon as possible, and the warm pastoral scene in front of me went dark.

"Ok?"

Before recovering from the dizziness of being ejected from the game, Su Che heard a familiar "quack quack quack quack!!!"

he:"!"

Who moved my house goose!

Pushing open the door of the game cabin, the mental power slightly touched the geese outside, and after realizing what they were shouting, Su Che became even more angry.

——I haven't seen Ah Zheng for so long, and finally happily farmed and raised dogs together, but I was disturbed by this little shit.

——Do you dare to let me look at Ah Zheng a few more times!

Goose: "Quack quack quack quack!!!"

——That wretched bald human being, stealing eggs, and touching the mother goose's buttocks, kill him! ! !

Su Che: "..."

He thought for a while, and under the watchful eyes of countless spectators, he sat back in the game cabin again, closed the hatch, and quietly thought about life for a while.

——The night is still long, let Assistant Huang be nagged by goose for a while.

……

Unlike the suffering master of the Buddhist family, Assistant Huang's heart is broken at the moment.

After the arrival of the new director surnamed Song, Assistant Huang was acutely aware that his position was being threatened.

But he didn't feel that he had done anything wrong. Instead, he felt that someone was secretly harming him.

There is a lot of evidence—

Although his attitude had changed in the past, the chief director, who was always on the same front as himself when it came to embarrassing the guests, suddenly turned against him and sent his assistant to scold him.

The high-level executives of the TV station who had been bought by Bai Han not only dismissed his position in "Metamorphosis" without warning, but also transferred himself to participate in "Postpartum Care of Sows".

After finally keeping his face down and staying in the program group, the surnamed Song actually asked him to talk to him alone yesterday afternoon, saying that Lu Jinjiang would arrange new staff to come over later, and that his temporary assistant with a bad name should give way.

And Bai Han, who was the culprit of everything, didn't even bother to say anything after learning that he had been dismissed, and simply blocked all contact methods, not answering calls or replying to WeChat messages.

Assistant Huang begged heaven and earth, but had nowhere to go. After bearing the humiliation for a full four or five days, he looked at the young man who lived next door to Director Song, and repeated his name——

Bai Xi, Advisor Bai.

It dawned on him.

--I see.

——Okay, the reason why that bitch Bai Han conspired with the TV station's executives to transfer her away was because she found a new helper!

Thinking about the relationship between Bai Xi and Bai Han in his heart, Assistant Huang let himself be the other, and the more he thought about it, the more crooked he became, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became.

"Bitch! Bitch! Bitch!"

He was sent by editor-in-chief Song to check the program equipment at the entrance of the village. On the way back, he kicked on the wall by the side of the road.

"hiss--"

The leather shoes couldn't bear the impact, and there was a sharp pain in the toes.

The wall trembled slightly, and a few strands of plaster fell down. It seemed that something in the courtyard wall was disturbed by this movement.

"Quack quack quack!"

The housekeeping geese flapped their wings, and under the leadership of Xiao Niang, they lined up and walked to the door in a neat line.

They looked at Assistant Huang standing outside the courtyard wall through the crack of the door.

finally--

"Gah!"

Xiao Niang is sure that the people at the door are just passing by, and she wants to take her flock of geese back to hatch eggs.

Even geese look down on themselves!

Looking at the flock of fat and strong geese, Assistant Huang felt guilty——

Of course he wanted to go back and take revenge on that bitch Bai Han, tear off her gentle and virtuous mask, and make her kneel in front of him and beg for forgiveness.

But before that, he would never let Su Che, the little trash who repeatedly refuted his face, feel better!

Belittle himself, look down on himself, and make trouble for himself, why should he?Why what why? ! !

Isn't it just because you cast a good tire and have a few stinky money on you?

"..."

Glancing at the geese in the yard, director Huang picked up a branch from the side of the road, stretched it into the gate of the yard, tested it a few times, and opened the simple latch.

With a "squeak", he pushed the door open.

The dead rose in the yard quietly bathed in the moonlight, temporarily not noticing what happened at the door.

As the senior editor and director of the "Deformation Meter" program, Assistant Huang certainly knew how to retaliate against Su Che to the greatest extent.

So far, since Director Song is keeping a close eye on Su Che and can't hurt Su Che in other ways, he can only start with his social practice scores.

As long as all the internship tasks arranged by the program group fail, Su Che will not get the social practice score, and under the current higher education system, if the social practice score is zero, even if he pays more sponsorship fees, he will not be able to enter the first-class university in Central Continent.

Even second-rate and third-rate universities usually look down on such students who have no practical ability.

It's the end of April now, less than half a year before the entrance examination, Su Che can participate in the rest of the social practice to make up the score, but with his usual grades and social practice scores, the test score can't reach the minimum admission line.

"You can't even pass the college entrance examination, so I want to see what you can do in the future?"

The person in charge of the Su family - Su Jiming, Boss Su, valued education and face the most. Without a college degree, Su Che would not be able to gain a higher status in the family no matter what.

By then, all of the Su family will be...

With a happy expression on his face, Assistant Huang searched around and found an old brick and a pole from near the base of the wall. Holding these two weapons in both hands, he walked carefully into the gate of the rose garden.

He took the pole to push away the big white goose that was in the way at the door, and aimed at the goose shed on the side of the yard...and the goose eggs looming in the grass nest.

It was already dark, and according to past habits, Su Che is now in a holographic game, and the two cameras following him are also indoors, which is a godsend opportunity.

Assistant Huang instantly determined the action plan——

Steal eggs tonight, and then rush to the field at night, ruining Su Che and the wheat seedlings around him.

No need to wait for tomorrow, the old and new enmity between me and him will be settled clearly!

Assistant Huang is so confident that he has even chosen the backer——

Just the crow!

Who made them black... no, who made them black?

While tiptoeing to the goose coop under the gaze of the big white goose, he took out carefully prepared evidence from his pocket-a few crow feathers picked up from the canal, the field, and the yard.

Under the gentle blowing of the night wind, the black feathers trembled slightly at the end of the fluff.

As soon as he was about to walk to the goose shed, Assistant Huang suppressed his excitement and his eyes lit up.

His eyes are full of anticipation...

Just like the thirty housekeeping geese behind him, the goose dog quietly opened one eye at the east end of the yard, the dead rose with vines stretched out at the west end and sharp leg hair erected, and the crows hovering quietly on the eaves.

These voluntary security guards lurk secretly, fish for law enforcement, and want to kick Assistant Huang's ass immediately.

——Do you want to do it?What's the point of dawdling?Terrified!Delay in begging for rewards in front of the darling!

Assistant Huang lived up to the expectations of the security guards. He lowered his head and glanced at the goose shed. He was first startled by the crowded goose eggs inside, his eyes widened unconsciously, and then an unstoppable joy filled his heart. and proud.

So many goose eggs, there are so many goose eggs...

It seems that there are dozens of them, which may have broken the record since the broadcast of "Metamorphosis", and may even challenge the record of artificially raised poultry in Zhongzhou.

But what's the use?

No matter how capable Su Che is, in the end, he still wants to...

With an extremely relieved expression, Assistant Huang raised the brick in his hand high.

Then--

"what!!!!!"

A scream pierced the dark night.

……

After making up his mind to steal and frame things, the follow-up in Assistant Huang's mind should be like this——

The geese were flying eggs, and there was chaos. He took advantage of the chaos and fled. The black feathers scattered in the egg liquid made everyone's eyes focus on the real culprit of the egg stealing—the crow.

And taking advantage of this opportunity, he immediately ran to the terraced fields next to the village, scooped up all the wheat seedlings that had just headed in the nearby several acres, and pretended again that it was done by crows.

In the end, Su Che achieves nothing, the crow commits a heinous crime, and the audience expresses deep sympathy, but he is still the innocent and good director... no, a good assistant.

perfect!

Assistant Huang simulated everything in his mind. Excitement and joy were like poisonous vines, entwining his thoughts, making his heart beat, eardrums tremble, blood flow faster, and he couldn't wait.

However, these beautiful imaginations were not realized, and none of them were realized.

After lifting the brick, what happened was like a nightmare to Assistant Huang.

The top of his head hurt, and so did his buttocks.

"Wang!"

"quack!"

The pain on the top of the head and buttocks was so familiar that Assistant Huang could picture a big yellow dog and a group of high-spirited thieves in his mind without looking back.

He looked at the pieces of pants scattered around him and the hair that had been pulled out, and his heart was filled with shock and anger.

"open!"

Picking up the pole in his hand, Assistant Huang tried hard to drive away the crow and the big yellow dog.

Black feathers obscured his vision, and during the interval between fighting with the crow, he thought calmly——

Since these crows threw themselves into the net, the scene of framing can be made more obvious!

If we lose our horses, we can't know what a blessing is.

Assistant Huang tried to comfort himself, not to think about the hair that fell out all over the place and the top of his head that was plucked off, transforming from the Mediterranean to the Sahara.

He took a deep breath, and was about to grab a few crow feathers and throw them into the goose coop, when suddenly——

"Snapped!"

The heel was hit by something thorny, and Assistant Huang staggered.

Before he could stand still, the sound of "snap, bang, bang" came one after another, smashing out ravines on the ground, and the sharp rose thorns forced Assistant Huang to dodge frequently. dance.

"what?!"

Looking back at the startled rose, remembering the legend about its death, Assistant Huang instantly forgot all the conspiracies and schemes. He threw the brick into the goose shed, turned his head and wanted to run.

However, Big Brother Rose pulled a branch and brought him down to the ground.

Then, the overwhelming cane whips flicked the afterimages and lashed towards Assistant Huang.

Behind these vine whips, there is a menacing egg guard army led by Xiaoniang with flapping wings.

They opened their mouths, grabbed a piece of Assistant Huang's flesh, and twisted it to death, a large piece of bruise came out in one bite.

All the thighs, arms, belly, and back felt sharp pains, like a knife sawing through the nerves. Assistant Huang let out screams, but these screams were quickly drowned out in the angry "quack" of the egg guards.

It is probably impossible for a person to call thirty angry geese.

……

On the Green Jinjiang live broadcast platform, the audience was dumbfounded.

The camera flew out of the house when Assistant Huang stretched his evil little hand to the goose coop.Therefore, they didn't see Assistant Huang's cautiousness before, but only saw him reaching out to touch the egg under the eyes of Aunt Huang, Empress Crow, Aunt Mei and the egg guards, with a smug smile on his face.

"Damn it, who gave Egg God the guts to do this?"

"Wouldn't he see the hundreds of bodyguards around me who are on duty 24 hours a day?"

"Is it because you are crazy, or is it that I, the four major gangsters in Qingshan Village, can't lift a knife?!"