Archdruid Farming Online

"Don't worry Dad, it's okay Dad."

After Bai Xi made repeated assurances on behalf of the "Doomsday Overture" project team, Gu Zheng finally hung up the phone.

Then, under Gu Linan's gaze, he opened the Gu family's wechat chat group.

The group was lively right now, General Gu, Mr. Gu and Big Brother Gu were discussing about Gu Linan's military service after one year.

"I think the Space Force is pretty good." Mr. Gu said.

General Gu knew that his father had always dreamed of space, but unfortunately, as the heir of the Gu family, he did not have the opportunity to venture to a newly developed habitable planet.

but……

Think about your own son.

He: "Dad, let's forget about the Space Force."

"why?"

"Lin'an... are you sure you won't be treated as supper by the native creatures on the new planet?"

It's also a night snack of the Alien gourmet version.

"..." Mr. Gu fell silent.

General Gu chased after the victory: "In my opinion, the navy is not bad. Don't the soldiers of the Space Force have to train at sea for more than half a year in order to adapt to the environment?"

"Um……"

Just when the two of them were thinking about this question, Brother Gu interjected cautiously: "Can't the army do it? There are people from us in the army stationed in Zhongzhou, who can take care of Lin'an at close range."

"no!"

"no!"

His proposal met with double opposition.

General Gu: "If this goes on like this, he will be useless. Look at his crooked appearance! Seeing him spouting people on the Internet makes me angry!"

Old man Gu: "Yes! He can't even survive two years of military service. How will he marry a wife? How will he have children? How will he take care of his uncle???"

Gu Zheng: "..."

He looked at this grandnephew who had never met before with brand new eyes——

It's really hard for you to think so much for me.

"Actually, I think the Air Force is pretty good."

Seeing that the three of them were about to fall into an endless debate, Gu Zheng suggested unhurriedly.

Under Gu Linan's apprehensive, begging, and fearful eyes, he typed in the input box: "First cure the motion sickness."

"As for the navy, you can go later."

"And the Cosmic Army..." Recalling in his mind for a while, confirming that such an army stationed in aliens had not yet been developed in his time, Gu Zheng said with great interest: "Why don't you push it back and go with me?" .”

There is also a deer.

"..."

Gu Zheng was full of excitement, looking at his grandpa as if he was electricity, light, and a god to save himself.

With grandpa and grandpa together, what is military service?They can walk sideways even in outer space!

Gu Er Shao's chest was suddenly full of confidence in the matter of military service.

The Gu family on the opposite side of the chat group... fell silent collectively.

They thought to themselves - who are you? ? ?

After a while, Mr. Gu asked on behalf of the whole group: "Who is this 'Great Ancestor'? Who added him?"

"..."

"Kick someone if you don't answer?"

Gu Zheng thought for a while, and started a video chat: "It's me."

"!!!"

All the scrolling messages in the chat group stopped for a moment, as if someone had pressed the magic of silence within 0.1 second.

After a while, General Gu: "Grandpa Zeng???"

Gu Zheng hummed, indicating that he was alive.

The Gu family, who were shocked and turned into statues in place, suddenly came back to life. In the ancestral house, Mr. Gu hurriedly stretched out a hand to his eldest grandson: "Quick, quick, comb."

"Shall I get you some more hairspray and mousse?"

"of course."

Brother Gu: "...Okay Grandpa, wait for Grandpa."

Mr. Gu sat on the sofa with a little anxiety, thinking about what hairstyle to wear to make his uncle more satisfied, not to be wary——

Gu Zheng: "I've already gone to the headquarters of Lujinjiang to see it. I can buy Lujinjiang within three days. Can it be done?"

Mr. Gu: "Well... In fact, after you and Lin'an came to Jinjiang City, we have contacted the shareholders of Green Jinjiang, and their intentions are not very firm."

"this means?"

"The Gu family may have to make some other efforts to persuade them to give up their shares, and it will take more time."

"No need." Gu Zheng said.

"Grandpa?"

"You can tell the shareholders of Green Jinjiang directly that we have a test report on Green Jinjiang's holographic technology. The report shows that their holographic technology is just a combination of multiple traditional VR technologies, which does not match the publicity. Tens of thousands of holographic devices are suspected of deceiving consumers, defrauding, and illegally raising funds, and can be fined more than 10 billion at most, and the responsible person can be sentenced to more than 10 years and less than 20 years in prison."

"As for the test report, someone from Shuguang Laboratory will contact you later." Gu Zheng said.

Gu Lin'an: "..."

He seemed to suddenly understand why his grandfather was so nice to the little programmer he met for the first time yesterday, and why he cared so much about the holographic technology he was talking about!

He and Mr. Gu on the opposite side of the chat group sighed deeply——

My uncle/grandfather is a wolf!

Not only is he three points more than the ruthless man, he is also ruthless!No wonder he was able to grab Zhongzhou!

"Don't worry, grandpa, I will definitely buy Lujinjiang within three days!" Mr. Gu was full of energy and decided to personally direct the acquisition of Lujinjiang.

"no problem?"

What else could be wrong?Your old man dug the pits in advance for a green Jinjiang.

Thinking of the little Internet celebrity that his second grandson talked about, Mr. Gu suddenly realized——

This is the power of love!

The old tree bloomed vigorously and out of control.

Speaking of which, Gu Shao is about to come back from the all-star meeting in Xizhou, so why don't the whole family go to Qingshan City to meet that little Internet celebrity who makes grandpa so obsessed?

"Don't worry, it's absolutely fine!"

"Thank you."

After getting the joint guarantee from Mr. Gu, General Gu and Brother Gu, Gu Zheng nodded and hung up the video call while the whole family was flattered.

He glanced at Gu Linan beside him, and the meaning was obvious——

They are all family members, why are you so useless?

Gu Lin'an: "..."

He was very wronged.

——I'm just a rich second generation who takes it as his responsibility to eat and wait for death!

——Grandpa, do you misunderstand me? !

……

Time flies by.

White clouds drifted slowly across the clear sky.

A few breezes blowing made the leaves rustle, and the green forest of Daqing Mountain was as calm as ever.

Suddenly, the rustling of footsteps through the grass sounded in this jungle.

An evolved hare nimbly skimmed through the shadows of the trees, leaped a few times, and came to a secret place covered by branches and weeds.

It stopped, brushed aside the weeds used as a cover, and ducked under it with its head lowered.

Then... the pink nose moved, the hare suddenly paused, and an indescribable expression appeared on its furry face.

It tried to pull off the two long ears with its short forelimbs, turning itself into a lop-eared rabbit, covering its nose with the pointed ears.

Then, after turning around, the lop-eared rabbit walked to the edge of the 30m×20m×10m pit, and pointed its butt at the bottom of the pit——

"Hmmmmmmmm."

The evolutionary hare is not the only animal lying on the edge of the pit. Around it, from wild boars to pheasants, from magpies to tortoises, flying in the sky, running on the ground, and amphibious, all maintain similar postures to it , with a serious face, hmmmmm hard.

These evolutionary animals, large or small, surrounded the small pit with water, and there was almost no place to stand. If others saw it, they would definitely be surprised.

However, at this time and place, the natural enemies on a food chain did not fight on the spot, and the late carnivores did not try to grab the position of the herbivores, and the latecomers who could not occupy the pits quietly stood aside and lined up To ten meters away.Wolves and sheep live in harmony, and eagles and rabbits are in front of each other. If you ignore the slightly embarrassing smell, this place is like a large-scale high-end dating and fraternity scene in Qingshan.

Such a result can be achieved, of course, not because the evolved animals in Daqingshan are united and friendly, like a family, but because they have a common boss——Gun Gun.

Under Rolling's iron fist, whether it is mammals or scales, carnivores or herbivores, there is only one way to go.

if not……

The large group of troublemakers who were blown away two days ago is ironclad evidence!

This group of evolutionary animals bullied small herbivores mercilessly, forcing them to give way to themselves, relying on their own size and size. As a result, one by one was shot into the cesspit by Gun Gun with his pocket bear claws to reflect on himself , Not allowed to come out within 10 minutes.

Even after washing in the stream for a whole day, the smell of a few troublesome animals still cannot be completely washed away. In the keen sense of smell of other animals, their smell is as eye-catching as a 200-watt light bulb in the dark.

—Is that the smell of manure?No!That is the taste of being disliked by the Lord of Daqing Mountain!

Marked as "offending the boss", even if a few evolved animals are usually regarded as the overlord on their own hills, they are still beaten by the enemies together and hammered into a group of little biscuits with bruised noses and swollen faces.

they:"……"

What else can I do?They can only gather the greenest bamboos, the freshest bamboo shoots, the most delicious fruits and the fattest bamboo rats in the territory, pack them up, carry them on their backs, and go to plead guilty to the boss.

The attitude of the Lord of Daqingshan this time is exceptionally good.

It was sitting in a bamboo forest, scratching its belly while watching a group of bamboo rats humming at work.

Bamboo rats use their long front teeth to split the bamboo, split bamboo slices one by one, and then use their teeth to grind the bamboo slices into flexible bamboo strips. Weaving back and forth between the bamboo strips, weaving them into small backpacks that look irregular but are barely usable.

Rolling: "Squeak!"

It gave the bamboo rats a majestic look, let them continue to work, and then turned its eyes to the evolved animals that came to apologize under the trembling movements of the bamboo rats.

"Squeak!"

His eyes didn't stop for a moment on his favorite bamboo and fruit, he looked at the few strong laborers he sent to the door, and showed a satisfied smile.

It waved its black claws. The sharp tips of the claws shone coldly in the sun, and its white teeth were exposed. The palm-thick bamboo that was bitten off with a "click" was very intimidating.

"Squeak squeak."

Signaling the evolved animals to put down their gifts, Rolling shook his legs, and handed them a glorious and arduous new task.

Soon, all the evolutionary animals in Daqing Mountain knew about this new mission that spread rapidly——

Evolved animal Gun Gun, the great master of Daqing Mountain, it does not charge protection fees now!It changed to collect manure!

Every mountain should be paid on time, and the evolved animals in the territory will take it to the cesspit at the entrance of Daqing Mountain.

As for the evolved animals in the territory, their tasks are even heavier. Not only do they have to collect dung, but they also have to go twice a day to the cesspit designated by the Lord of Daqing Mountain at regular times.

otherwise……

The consequences were too dire to imagine.

Carrying the dung basket issued by the Lord of Daqingshan, the animals in the whole mountain range have devoted themselves to this vigorous composting business.

For a time, what the evolved animals exchanged with each other was no longer meat, fruit, and grass, but dung cakes, dung balls, and dung lumps.

The price of dung beetles has risen even more, from being seen everywhere to finding an unowned one that is difficult to find in the entire forest.

These dung beetles, marked with the scent of evolved animals such as wolves, eagles, sheep, and rabbits, ran all over the place, and every time they rolled out a perfect dung ball, they were ruthlessly confiscated, and then there was more pressure on them——

Go on!

do not stop!

You see, the dung beetle next door has rolled out ten balls, and you only have eight.

Why is it so useless? !

Dung Beetle: "..."

Rolling oppresses evolved animals, evolved animals oppress ordinary animals and dung beetles, and they all work very hard in order to pile up the super fertilizer that the little one wants, with a yield of [-] per mu.

The evolved animals located in the middle and lower part of the pyramid were in great pain, but under the oppression of rolling, they did not dare to say "no". They could only continue to collect dung and work hard under the oppression of the Lord of Daqingshan.

Until... until it becomes a habit.

One day is not well, I feel uncomfortable all over.

After many years, the Daqingshan area has formed a unique ecological culture.

The evolved animals here love cleanliness and hygiene. Not only do they like repairing toilets very much, but they also like to exchange the organic fertilizers they piled up with the surrounding villagers for all kinds of novelty and interesting gadgets.

The evolutionary animal fertilizer, a local specialty, is also known worldwide as a rare specialty, and was named "Jinkela" by people according to the wish of the discoverer Su Che.

Of course, these are all things to follow.