Archdruid Farming Online

At this moment, Gu Linan realized how weak, pitiful and helpless he was.

He put down his cell phone, and said livelyly to his grandpa, "Grandpa, it's done!"

"Ah."

Seeing the twisting wind direction in the live broadcast room, Gu Zheng affectionately touched Gu Linan's dog's head.

"!!!"

The excitement of being patted by the grandfather surpassed the fear of middle-aged and elderly men's mixed doubles, and Gu Ershao was revived instantly with full blood and state.

"Grandfather, the Gu family also has a WeChat official account in addition to their Weibo account, so I can write a small paper and forward it?"

"Okay." Gu Zheng nodded.

To show affection, we must show it to the whole world!

……

The whole world didn't even know that it was stuffed with sour dog food, and everything was still operating according to the usual rules.

After hiding the goose eggs and getting rid of a big stone in his heart, Su Che rode a tricycle to the farmland.

He thought to himself: emmmmmmm... I don't know what the boss of the crow is thinking.

--not so good.

The boss crow stood listlessly on the shoulder of the scarecrow, with red eye circles.

Although its eyes are usually orange-red under the refraction of the sun, they have never been so red as today. It is the result of not sleeping all night.

"Gah!"

Seeing the black shadow above the scarecrow, a smile appeared on Su Che's face: "Have you considered it clearly?"

"..."

Looking at this confident little man, the crow boss seemed to see a little devil, with two horns growing out of his head, holding a small dung fork in his hand, and asked himself: "Have you figured out how to scatter manure? Do you know how?" Is it the most even spread??"

"What? I don't even know? Then how do you have the face to see me???"

It: "Gah--"

want to cry.

With his head slightly lowered, the boss of the crow gave Su Che a sad look, fluttered his wings, and flew towards the forest not far away.

"Little Che."

Zhang Jianming walked over from the side of the field. He took off the straw hat on his head, and he looked haggard overnight.

"Uncle Zhang," Su Che asked him, remembering what happened yesterday, "Where's Liu Shiquan?"

"He was taken away by the police." Zhang Jianming said, "Thanks to you..."

If Su Che hadn't seen the clue, they wouldn't know how long they would live with that murderous murderer.

"It's nothing." Su Che smiled, pointed towards the sky, very modestly, "Actually, I didn't do anything, it's mainly because of them."

"Quack quack!"

In the direction Su Che pointed, a group of crows flapped their wings and flew over in a neat formation.The black wings cover the sky and the sun, like a layer of dark clouds covering the farmland.

"..."

The long-standing fear of the big crow cannot be eliminated in a short period of time. Uncle Zhang moved his lips and said: "The Qingshan City Police Department is very happy that the old case more than ten years ago was solved, and is going to spend some time. Send you a pennant."

Then he put on his straw hat again, brushed aside the waist-deep wheat seedlings, and prepared to return to his field.

On the contrary, Su Che was thoughtful. He turned around and asked Uncle Liu, "Can the content of the pennant be customized?"

"what do you want?"

Uncle Liu thought to himself that it was nothing more than wit and bravery to solve a strange case. The child is a bit showy, so the police station should not do much to stop him.

Who knew that Su Che——

"Hmm..." He pondered for a moment, looked at the crows, put the leading big crow in the palm of his hand, stroked its feathers, and asked it: "'Crows are good friends of mankind', how about it?"

"Gah!"

"Not like? What about 'crows love me, I love crows'?"

"..."

Uncle Zhang, who was listening intently, slipped and almost fell into the wheat field. He looked at the feathers all over his body, like a big black furry crow. Without Su Che's translation, he knew that the crow was very satisfied, almost satisfied Gone.

he:"……"

"I'll give you the phone numbers of the relevant police officers, and you can contact them yourself," said Uncle Zhang.

He shook his head as he walked—

Now the trend of young people in the city, my old bones are getting more and more incomprehensible.

However, from this point of view, the thief crow who always comes to harass Qingshan Village is not scary at all, not only not scary, but rather cute?

Maybe if it goes on like this, the villagers of Qingshan Village can really become good friends with the crow?

Turning this idea in his mind, Uncle Zhang shook his head and knocked on his straw hat.

——What do you think?

——Are the big crows who indulge and love robbery this kind of birds that are willing to be ordinary?

--no!

……

"Gah!"

Being bribed by the cute saying "I love crows, crows love me", the boss crow went crazy with joy, jumping back and forth on Su Che's hands, jumping from left to right, and from right again to the left.

It shakes its feathers and rubs the top of its head against the little cute palm.

However, unexpectedly, Su Che said softly, "Since you like me so much, it won't be hard for you to help spread manure on two acres of land, right?"

"..."

The movement was sluggish for a millisecond, and the crow boss thought——

Come, come again.

If you don't farm the land, we can still play happily together!

But who is Su Che? As a senior druid, he can easily see the crow's evasion.

Su Che said, "Senden flag?"

Boss Crow: "..."

Su Che said again: "Come to help you brush your hair?"

Boss Crow: "..."

Su Che continued: "Three times a day?"

Boss Crow: "..."

The crow's expression was already very tangled, it tilted its head, and pecked its wings with its sharp beak.

Su Che stretched out his hand, "fluttering", stroked those shiny black feathers, a trace of natural force penetrated his fingers, and entered the body of the boss crow.

what……

Surrounded by the warm and friendly force of nature, the crow boss squinted comfortably and shook his feathers, feeling that his strength had improved a little.

Su Che: "How do you feel?"

"Gah!"

This is still the effect of one stroke, if you do it a few more times...

The crow boss couldn't help thinking about it——

Maybe it can overthrow the dead panda in Daqingshan, and decorate its super luxurious bird's nest with the fur on its buttocks!

Driven by his ambition to create a hegemony and dominate Qingshan to pluck the panda's hair, the crow boss completely forgot his previous reluctance.

It flapped its wings domineeringly, and a cold and calm light appeared in its eyes.

The crow boss thought indifferently——

Isn't it just spreading manure on two acres of land?If you can pluck all the hair on the panda's buttocks, you can spread twenty acres a day!

As for the mess?What is that?Isn't there still hundreds of little brothers?Raising them is to relieve the boss at critical moments!

As for myself...you can just schedule in the middle.

The bright sunlight poured down from the sky, casting a dark shadow behind the crow's boss, which seemed to be connected with the spread wings.

At this moment, the boss of the crow, who spreads his wings and seriously thinks about his ambition to dominate, is like a sinister little hen in its nest.

Su Che was amused by its appearance, and while wanting to let Xiao Xiaoming's Thirteenth Chicken and the Crow Boss compete in a contest, he reached out and poked half of its ass maliciously.

Boss Crow: "!!!"

It turned its head in disbelief and glanced at the little boy's hand.

--What do you want to do?

Su Che: "Okay, didn't you think about it last night? Otherwise, why did you gather all the crows in the mountain? Do you want to see them usurp the throne?"

Hundreds of crows crowded together and hid in the grove, their feathers rubbed against each other, and the leaves were all crooked by them. Who couldn't see it!

"Don't you just want to negotiate terms with me, and take the opportunity to ask for more benefits? I promise you all!"

"Hurry up and go to Daqing Mountain with me. The cesspit in the mountain should have been dug today. I'll take you to familiarize yourself with the location!"

"Hurry up! If you're late, you won't be able to catch up with the earing of the wheat!"

"Gah!"

The crow boss's mind was pierced, and he smacked his hand lightly in embarrassment, then turned around and flew into the crowd of crows.

——What nonsense are you talking about?

——The manure has been scattered for you, why don't you ask others to find a fig leaf for yourself?

——In the future, when the crows gather in Central Continent, people will take advantage of them today, how many hairs will be plucked, and the faces of a few idiots will be trampled. As for the crows in Daqingshan, they will "dig out a few cesspit pits today" ", "How many acres of fertilizer have been sprinkled", "How many tons of manure have been retting".

—Can I see it? ? ?

Ugh……

Brother Crow stood on Su Che's tricycle, and wobbled with him to the entrance of Daqingshan.

It is helpless, pampered, and heartbroken to think——

But what can I do if I have a little guy who loves farming so much? ? ?

Just give him whatever he wants!

……

Far away in the forest of Daqing Mountain, there are two Furry and Big Brother Crow who are in the same mood.

As the master of Daqingshan, Gun Gun has successfully compressed his body shape and transformed into a black and white glutinous rice ball with a height of more than half a meter and about the same horizontal and vertical dimensions.

At this moment, this Yuantuanzi is sticking out its buttocks, and together with a little gray and white snow leopard, it is sinking its head into measuring a deep pit.

"Squeak." His body became smaller and his movements became much more inconvenient.The panda walked almost fifty steps and turned around.

- 30 meters.

"Meow!" Snow Leopard took graceful steps, straightened its tail, and used the long tail as a ruler, which seemed much easier than Rolling.

- 20 meters.

It lifted the tip of its tail.

The two Furry looked at each other again.

"Hey!"

The snow leopard jumped up suddenly, and grabbed a bamboo mouse with its tail curled up from the edge of the big pit. It and the panda were alone, dragging the bamboo mouse, which had been digging hard for two days and one night, and the spirit was listless. , use its body to measure the height of the pit.

After a while—

"squeak!"

- 10 meters.

Panda said.

As soon as it loosened its claws, the bamboo mouse ran back to the depths of the forest with tears in its eyes as if it had been pardoned.

—It's terrible, it's terrible.

——Why does the Lord of Daqingshan always stare at the bamboo rats?

The bamboo mouse was still complaining when it quickly dug a hole with its claws and got in. It hugged its head and crouched at the bottom of the hole, trembling.

——It’s the same as panda recipes and isn’t it voluntary? !

"Hey, blah, blah, blah!"

After weeping for a while, the bamboo mouse poked its head out, and seeing that the panda was not paying attention, it swooped out, quickly picked up a tender bamboo, and swished back into the hole, holding the bamboo in its arms. , point the ass to the hole.

"Ka Chi Ka Chi."

It bit the verdant bamboo pole with its two sharp incisors, and said to itself while trembling——

No matter, eat a piece of bamboo first to suppress the shock.

Hey, the lord of Daqingshan's favorite bamboo is so fragrant!

The author has something to say: Bamboo Rat: Although I am delicious roasted, braised, and stewed, I still love to die.Oh, it smells so good.