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"Okay, grandpa, I'm going to find my elder brother now, and help us get two suitable identities."

Because of the misunderstanding, Gu Linan was in high spirits, as if he had been injected with chicken blood.

Seeing his great-nephew like this, Gu Zheng couldn't bear to expose the truth, so he simply didn't explain it, and let him do it.

So Gu Linan turned on the new phone, downloaded WeChat chat, and logged in——

Gu Er: Brother, brother, are you there?

Gu Er: I need to find you.

Within a second, the phone vibrated and a new message was received.

Prince: Second child, where have you died these days? !I'm dying of anxiety! ! !

Gu Lin'an: "..."

Seeing the elder brother who was always moody and angry using four exclamation points in a row, he believed that the elder brother was really in a hurry.

Gu Er: What's wrong?My sister-in-law gave birth?boy girl?How many catties?

Prince: Those are trivial matters. Let me tell you, quickly withdraw those photos from the group. Dad is still in a meeting in Xizhou. You will be miserable when he comes back from the meeting!

"..."

What?photo?

Gu Lin'an recalled it for a while, and vaguely remembered the photo with his grandfather that he posted in the group.

That was when I was in the Dragon Bone Forest. Since I only dared to take photos secretly, only my own face and the back of my grandfather were in the photos.

Thinking of this Gu Lin'an is both proud and bitter.

Him: Withdraw what?Why should I withdraw the photo I took with my ability?

Prince:  …

"Let me show you the chat history with Grandpa." He said, "It's not like you don't know that Grandpa admires Grandpa Gu Zhengzu the most. When he saw this photo of you, he wanted to use the military emergency contact method to get Dad back. Break your leg, and your sister-in-law and I tried our best to stop it."

"Remember to kneel down to grandpa when you get home, you know?"

"..."

"Wait." Gu Linan's focus is not on kneeling or not, but on——

"Why does grandpa know, doesn't he always block group messages?"

"..." Gu Linping on the opposite side fell silent.

After a while, he said: "Cough... Maybe it was because I overreacted at the time, and I asked your sister-in-law to come and see it together, which aroused his curiosity."

"..."

After a brief silence, Gu Linan posted an emoji to complain——

"Shit, you traitor!"

This review Linping did not reply in time.

Gu Lin'an waited for a while, thinking that the eldest brother realized his mistake, was ashamed, speechless, and ready to ask for forgiveness.

He was about to forgive his elder brother's mistakes with a high profile, and asked him to prepare a high-end and high-end atmosphere for himself and his grandfather by the way, when the 24k gold and diamonds were worthy of his handsome appearance, suddenly——

Prince: Second child, I'm sorry for you orz.

Prince: Really.Everything is my fault, just blame me.

Gu Er: Brother, you don't have to do this, you just need to...

Before he really put forward his request, he was fixed in place by a sentence sent by Gu Linping.

"Dad has seen it. He and grandpa asked me to establish a new family group, use family law, and have a public trial."

"..."

"Crack."

As if a flash of lightning had passed by, Gu Zheng saw his great-nephew and grandson beside him wide-eyed, shocked and dumbfounded.

It was as if a soul flew out of his body, fluttering around, and there was some strength to support him to stay firmly in mid-air, refusing to fall to the ground with a "slap" and become a pool of plasticine.

"Come back to your senses." Gu Zheng shook his hand.

"Grandpa!"

Gu Linan suddenly saw him, as if waking up from a dream, as if he had caught the last piece of driftwood, or as if he had won the gold medal for avoiding death.

He said: "I'll add you to a chat group later, you don't have to say anything, just watch from the sidelines. If you can save my life at a critical moment and prevent me from being beaten to death, I will be grateful to Dade for blessing you and grandma every day! Really! of!"

"..."

It took Gu Zheng a little effort to understand what Gu Linan was talking about.

He admired the lung capacity of his great-nephew: "Good."

"call."

There seemed to be hope for life in Gu Linan's eyes. He picked up his grandfather's cell phone, crackling, crackling, and then...

"It's done!"

Gu Ershao is worthy of being a veteran bullying king. He single-handedly suppressed a top fighter in the Naval Studio. I saw him move his fingers like flying. The actions of creating a new account, adding a group, and pulling people were only in an instant. Almost phantom.

"System notification: Emperor Taizu has joined the group chat."

"Here, Grandpa Zu." Gu Linan returned the phone to Gu Zheng.

Then several new system prompts appeared on the screen——

"Long live my emperor joins the group chat", "The Supreme Emperor joins the group chat".

"Queen joins group chat", "Crown princess joins group chat".

Counting grandpa, elder brother and myself, the family of seven is neat and tidy.

Gu Linan took a deep breath, and greeted the storm of family law——

"bring it on!"

He: [beautiful] [beautiful] [beautiful]

【Careful】【Cute】【Cute】【Cute】【Cute】

[Kneel well] [Kneel durian] [Kneel keyboard]

Family group: ...

The group is very indifferent, don't eat his set of cute expression packs.

General Gu may still be in a meeting, so the news is a little slow.

Long live my emperor: @古二, Nizi!Get out of here!

"..."

Substituting General Gu's tone, Gu Lin'an trembled unconsciously. He peeked at the grandfather beside him, looking for a sense of security.

Gu Zheng's side face was very serious. He sat on the bench outside the mobile phone shop, lowered his head and stared at the chat records in the group, as if he was studying some profound subject.

With the support of his grandpa, Gu Ershao instantly gained courage.

Him: Dad, you call me? 【Cute Rolling Nailboard】

Long live my emperor: ...

He seemed so pissed off by his second son's well-behaved emojis that he threw back a set of angry emojis.

【Shut up】【Turn the table】【Are you stupid】

Others in the group: ...

They watched the father and son throw emoticons at each other, and they didn't know what to say for a while.

Until General Gu’s limited emoji package was almost emptied by half, Gu Linping finally realized that, as the eldest brother, he——

Prince: Dad, calm down.

Long live my emperor: I can't get rid of it!Why did I give birth to him as a rebellious son, and didn't keep the placenta to raise him?

Gu Er: ...

He: @Queen, Mom, come out and say something.

Queen: How to speak?

Long live my emperor: It's none of your business Wife, you don't know what this rebellious son did a few days ago!He dug his great-grandpa out of the freezer, and posed for pictures with him!You Pinpin, is this something people do? !

Queen:  …

Queen: Forget it, let's beat him to death.

Gu Linan: ...

He sat side by side with his grandfather on the bench outside the mobile phone shop, feeling a kind of bleakness like autumn wind sweeping fallen leaves enveloped him.

"Is that why I have no family status?" He asked.

Gu Zheng turned his head, patted his great-nephew on the shoulder, and pointed to the phone: "Look, there are still people talking for you."

Gu Linan lowered his head excitedly.

Prince: No, don't hit me, Mom!Hit me if you want to hit me!

Crown Princess: Yes, Mom, hit Linping, Lin'an is still young.

Long live my emperor: Don't spoil him, both of you, he's already 22, little guy! @古二, let me tell you, your spaceship ticket to a habitable planet for military service will be invalid from now on!

Huh?

Gu Er: Really?Thank you dad!I just said that such an inelegant thing as going to space to reclaim wasteland is not suitable for a handsome, handsome, elegant and noble rich second generation like me.

Everyone: ...

Long live my emperor: Hehe, the second generation rich?Not from tomorrow!

Long live my emperor: Enjoy your last day as a rich second generation. I will tie you to the Long March 111 carrier rocket and launch it tomorrow to completely correct this mistake!

Gu Er: ...

Gu Er: [crying] [crying] [crying]

Gu Er: Grandpa, help!

Gu Er: I know Grandpa that you love me the most!

Taishanghuang (voice): Typing is a bit slow, but what your father means is what I mean.

Taishanghuang (voice): I don't have a grandson like you who planed the freezer of Uncle Grandpa!

……

Gu Linan moved the receiver away from his ear, feeling a coldness in his heart, as if he had lost the warmth of his family.

Gu Zheng: "Do you want me to speak for you?"

Gu Linan was dejected: "No, let's do it later, I want to give them a surprise."

He was silent for a moment, thinking seriously, and suddenly realized what his elder brother, father, and grandpa were talking about just now.

"Isn't it right?!"

Gu Lin'an found that there was a major misunderstanding in this.

——When did I dig grandpa out of the freezing cabin?

——Obviously Grandfather dug himself out!

——True!

His eyes lit up, his hope of life was rekindled, crackling, and he quickly replied in the family group with a spider-like speed——

Gu Er: Dad, Grandpa, Big Brother, have you misunderstood something?This is really grandpa!Grandpa and his old man have successfully defrauded the corpse... No, online... No, woke up!

After replying, he was afraid that everyone would not believe him, so he quietly turned on the camera function and pointed the camera at Gu Zheng.

Gu Er: [Grandpa is watching the live broadcast.avi] [Grandpa seems to have taken a fancy to a small Internet celebrity.mkv]

Gu Er: @全球

Prince:  …

Long live my emperor: ...

Supreme Emperor: ...

Queen:  …

Princess:  …

Gu Lin'an couldn't wait for a reply for a long time, so he could only look at the phone nervously and proudly, thinking that this time, the middle-aged and elderly men's doubles team of General Gu and Mr. Gu would not knock him out of his home star.

As everyone knows--

Zhongzhou Gujia, in a luxurious Chinese-style villa.

Mr. Gu: "Hurry up, call Gu Shao to come back quickly, and discuss with him if you have anything to do."

"What, there is no special reason why the star-level meeting can't leave halfway? Let's say that Uncle Grandpa has taken a fancy to a small Internet celebrity... No, let's say that I suddenly got 21 trisomy complex senile dementia, and I need him to come back to cheer me up... Anyway, no Just make up a reason, you understand?"

Gu Linping: "...Don't worry, Grandpa."

Mr. Gu: "There is also the live broadcast website that grandpa likes. Ask what it is called and how much you can buy it for."

Gu Linping: "Good grandpa."

He was sending a message to General Gu, who was busy with everything, when he saw the majestic, serious, and unsmiling old man Gu cough lightly, sit on the sofa, and took out his phone to take a selfie of himself.

"Crack."

Gu Linping: "..."

He saw sharply that his grandfather had even opened up Meitu, and he had removed all the wrinkles on his face, which was so handsome.

Before Gu Linping could finish being shocked, Mr. Gu sent the previous selfie to his mobile phone——

"Don't stand still," he said, "Help grandpa P to take a look at the picture, and replace Xiaoer's dog head with mine."

Gu Linping: "..."

Faced with Mr. Gu's serious gaze and impatient expression, he struggled to find his voice.

"Okay grandpa, no problem grandpa."