Archdruid Farming Online

Inside the wheat field.

Everyone watched the crow boss puff up his feathers after Su Che's words, flew up and yelled at Liu Shiquan's head.

"Aggression."

In their shock, black hair fell like autumn leaves, covering the ground in a blink of an eye.

But the Crow Boss' eyes were too cruel, his movements were too skillful, and his movements were too agile, so that the onlookers didn't react for a while.

When they reacted, Liu Shiquan, who just wanted to shoot birds with an air gun...

Already bald.

……

Looking at the shiny Mediterranean Sea, the audience of Green Jinjiang——

"Fearful!"

"Brain hurts!"

"The phantom limbs are all soft."

"This hairstyle...is trendy and trendy."

"Come without a shadow, go without a trace, unpredictable autumn wind and fallen leaves in three seconds, bald head and hairy mouth... The crow lady is worthy of being a crow who has been on the road, oral sex is good!"

Among these barrages of exclamation, admiration, and cleverness, only one person's reaction was different.

The little brother from the Agricultural College touched the scar on the top of his head. The shock was mixed with joy, the joy was mixed with fear, and the fear was mixed with disbelief.

"So they were merciful when they nagged me back then?"

Feeling complicated, he sent the screen recording of the scene where the crow empress balds the man to the "Crow Victims League". The little brother turned off the live broadcast and decided to play a game to calm down.

If this continues, he is afraid that he will suffer from Stockholm Syndrome by these thieving crows.

……

Closer to home.

Brother Crow's eruption was so sudden that not only other people, but even Su Che and Liu Shiquan didn't expect it.

He felt a sharp pain in the top of his head, and then a cold, and a wind passed by.

Looking down at the black hair on the ground, and then touching the empty Mediterranean Sea, Liu Shiquan couldn't accept this cold and ruthless fact for a while.

"Damn!"

He was startled, then waved the iron shovel in his hand, and swung it towards the big crow in mid-air.

"Stop!" The villagers exclaimed.

"Gah."

The boss of the crow looked down contemptuously, flapped his wings and flew into the air, for the sake of cutie, he didn't care about this stupid human being.

"Evolutionary animals cannot be harmed casually. Are you trying to cause our entire village to be investigated by the environmental protection department?"

At this time, Uncle Zhang also stopped the shovel in Liu Shiquan's hand, and stopped him seriously.

Liu Shiquan covered his own Mediterranean angrily, and glanced at the villagers who were obviously not on his side, with a hint of sternness in his eyes.

"Then this watch is mine, I'll take it back to the head office!" He said.

"This..." Uncle Zhang hesitated, and looked at the gleaming jewelry mountain.

The boss of the crow suddenly landed from the sky, sat down on the top of the Jewel Mountain with a "pop", spread his wings, and assumed the posture of a hen hatching an egg, apparently saying——

no way!

"Oh shit!"

The old hatred was not over, and the new hatred was born again. Liu Shiquan's chest heaved violently, his face was flushed, and the shovel in his hand was raised uncontrollably: "Dead bird! Get out of the way!"

"Gah!"

——Don’t let me!

Brother Crow led a group of younger brothers, fluffing their feathers.

A war between humans and crows is imminent.

"..."

No one knew what the truth of the matter was, so Uncle Zhang hesitated for a moment and glanced at Su Che.

He could see that Su Che was the one who could command these crows.

The guests from this city are unusual!

Su Che had received a lot of kind help from Uncle Zhang before, so naturally he wouldn't shirk it at this time. He nodded with the villagers, indicating that he would ask clearly, then took his watch and poked the crow's ass.

"..."

The tense atmosphere was like soap bubbles, and under this poke, it burst with a "pop".

The boss of the crow moved his butt shyly, shared the pile of tributes under his body with the cutie, and said: "Gah!"

"Not his?"

nod.

"Really?"

"quack!"

"you sure?"

"Quack quack!"

"Whose is that?"

"..."

"Is there any evidence?"

"..."

The crow's big ass was poked several times by the cutie, and the whole bird floated away. With some seasonings, it can be directly served in a pot and braised in brown sauce, without even chopping wood to make a fire.

Its face under its black feathers could not be seen to have turned red, but its eyes were averted.

"Tell me?"

Su Che poked again, Big Brother Crow turned his head shyly, and looked at Su Che with the eyes of "Oh, I really can't help you".

Immediately, it pulled the gold watch with its paws, tilted its head and thought for a while.

"Gah!"

With a flap of his wings, Brother Crow flew into the sky and circled three times above Su Che's head.

——I don’t know, come with me!

"Follow!" Su Che waved to the villagers.

Carrying a hoe and a shovel, the curious villagers followed behind him and walked back to the village together.

"Quanzi, let's go." Liu Shiquan stood at the end with his hands on the Mediterranean Sea, and he was greeted with a shoulder by the villagers who were familiar with him on weekdays.

He hesitated for a moment, then stepped forward to follow.

The sound of wings fluttered from the sky to his ears. For some reason, Liu Shiquan suddenly thought of a program once broadcast on Zhongzhou Science and Education Channel's Animal World.

According to the program, crows are birds with a good memory. They can not only recognize colors, shapes, and smells, but they can even remember scenes they saw by accident a few years ago or more than ten years ago.

What is even more puzzling is that crows are extremely sensitive to the breath of death. They often hover over the heads of the dying in groups, with hoarse voices and long-lasting voices. Their black wings are like death's funeral cloak.

So the crow is also called the messenger of death.

Thinking of this, Liu Shiquan couldn't help shivering when he stopped walking, and a layer of cold sweat quickly appeared on his back.

……

"Come on."

The program team lives in the south of the village near the nature reserve, which is clearly separated from the village where the villagers live, and the well water does not interfere with the river water, so Su Che came here for the first time today.

He pedaled a tricycle, leisurely followed behind the crow boss, and looked around curiously.

Now humans have reached an agreement with evolutionary creatures. Most people live in cities full of high technology and high-rise buildings, but there are also a few people, either because they lack special skills, or because they don’t like the city’s lack of green environment, or because they themselves Studying agronomy, zoology, and botany, I chose to leave the city and live in a mountain village near a nature reserve.

Evolutionary plants are born with the function of purifying radiation. Because these scattered small mountain villages are close to them, the soil conditions are much better than those in the city. The fruits and vegetables grown are also very popular in the city because of their high quality and good taste. People's welcome, the price is very expensive.

Seen from the sky dozens of kilometers away, such small villages are like strings of green pearls, falling on the edge of the nature reserve, distributed on the east side of Central Continent, drawing the boundary between the forest and the city.

Su Che vaguely heard Chen Jingying say that Qingshan Village, including other small villages next to the nature reserve in Qingshan City, belonged to the Gu family, the largest wealthy family in Central Continent. The harvest in the village is sold to the food company under Gu's family at the market price.

"But the Gu family is worthy of being General Gu's family, and they are very kind in doing business. You see, the people here live a pretty good life, unlike those farmers in our Chuhua City, who can hardly afford the nutrient solution..."

Halfway through Chen Jingying's speech, she suddenly remembered that the largest food production base in Chuhua City was opened by Susu Foods and belonged to Su Che's own business, so she shut up embarrassingly and changed the subject——

"Let's talk about General Gu. General Gu single-handedly killed seven in and seven out of the nuclear leak area, and fought countless mutant beasts for [-] days. I heard that when he returned to the base, he was covered in blood. Everyone thought that He's going to die soon, and guess what?"

"Ok?"

"I heard that the general loves venison the most. The chef at the base made him a table of braised venison tail, stir-fried venison kidney, white-cut venison, and boiled venison heart for the last supper. Oh yes, and cooked it extra. A tonic antler soup..."

"what?"

Before Chen Jingying finished speaking, Su Che stood up from the stool with a "swipe", filled with righteous indignation: "It's too much!"

Deer are so cute, how can they eat deer? !

He put a big red cross on the face of this General Gu in his heart, thinking that this person is so cruel, even if Chen Jingying said that his family has always been upright and fair, he must have a face of a nightshade, a beer belly, and a rough body Hairy live boar!

Chen Jingying: "..."

She didn't understand why Su Che was so excited all of a sudden, so she glanced at his expression and whispered the second half of the sentence——

"Unexpectedly, as soon as General Gu smelled the velvet antler soup, he sat up in shock in his dying illness. He overturned the soup with his hand and pushed away the dishes. He was able to go to the ground in less than three days. The younger brother who cooks the dishes went to clean the toilets for three months."

"So, since then, velvet antler has been the legendary medicine of Zhongzhou, and it can bring the dead back to life just by smelling it. Unfortunately, the method of obtaining velvet from live deer has been banned by General Gu. Now, except for a few research institutions, only the black market There are also deer antlers for sale online, and the price is tens of thousands of yuan per piece..."

"Although General Gu is not as noble, glamorous, and temperamental as my idol, Caroline Hull, he is indeed the greatest among the five generals during the Cataclysm, who sacrificed the most and made the greatest contribution to mankind He is also very caring, caring for small animals, especially deer..."

In fact, Su Che didn't listen to what Chen Jingying said later, he just thought about "tens of thousands of dollars a piece of tens of thousands of dollars a piece of tens of thousands of dollars".

Sky price!

In the mind of the poor druid, the sound of gold coins rushing and flowing seemed to sound, converging into rivers, converging into seas, growing wings, and filling his whole heart.

If he could turn into a deer, he would now wish to cut off both horns and sell them for money. As for the pain... what is pain?

Money is more important than life!This is what Ah Zheng said himself when he and Ah Zheng sneaked out of the Moonlight Forest and performed on the side of the road!

pity.

Su Che not only forgot that Gu Zheng's next sentence was "but your mood is more important than my life and money combined", but also because he was busy at first scolding Gu Yezhu who ate the whole deer feast, but later he was busy calculating How much can I sell my two velvet antlers for? I just forgot to ask the name, age, and appearance of the legendary General Gu from the beginning to the end.

Because of this...the closest chance to the truth was missed.

The author has something to say: Gu Zheng: Sitting up in shock while dying, exclaiming that I don’t eat deer!

Gu Lin'an: Yes, Lu Lu is worthy of my grandpa's noble status, he wants to eat the deer whip!

Gu Linan, died at the age of 22.