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If you want to ask Director Huang how he feels at this time...

It can only be said that fortunately he does not know that he has been crowned as the God of Eggs under the witness of thousands of viewers.

……

It took a while for the big yellow dog to remove its teeth from Director Huang's body.With its head held high and a piece of rag ripped from Director Huang's butt in its mouth, it walked around all the crew in a haughty circle.

——I want to see, who dares to bully my darling in front of me!

It's a pity that except Su Che, no one can get the psychological activities of the domineering president Huang.

Everyone silently and calmly stretched their hands down, covered their pants, and moved a little away from the director of the unlucky ghost Huang.

Su Che lowered his head, saw the big yellow dog was about to present the spoils to him, and quickly winked at it——

No, don't don't don't.This hatred is too strong.

rhubarb:"……"

Its two pointed ears drooped and turned into airplane ears.

——Doesn’t the little one like it?

Little liver doesn't like things it doesn't like either!

So, under the slightly terrified eyes of Director Huang, the big yellow dog returned to him with a fierce face, stepped on his back with its paws, and gave a "pooh".

After finally turning over with his hands on his buttocks, director Huang, who was about to stand up, was blinded, and a plaid cloth was draped over his face.

His brain was a little stunned by the repeated blows, and he couldn't remember what this familiar piece of fabric was until he heard the staff whispering in his ears——

"It turns out that Director Huang likes plaid underwear in private, but I really can't tell from the surface..."

"The red one, it's the year of birth after all..."

Director Huang: "..."

The big yellow dog finished his daily tasks, and before Su Che could speak, he turned his head and slipped away.

Director Huang looked around but couldn't find it. When he led the entire program team into the village, his face was gloomy, so dark that water could almost drip.

"What are you looking at? Go to where you live and tidy up."

He sent his life assistant to take the three guests to the yard arranged for them by the program group. When he saw Su Che, he paused and ordered, "Give him the key to the rose garden."

"This...isn't that good." The life assistant hesitated.

"Are you the director or am I the director?"

"..."

The assistant raised his eyes to look at him, and told the three of Su Che to follow him wisely, not intending to continue to provoke the program director who was in a fit of uncle.

After dismissing all the guests and sending other staff members around, Director Huang had time to go upstairs to change into a new pair of pants.

Taking advantage of the gap between changing his pants, he sent a text message to the nearest contact in the address book——

"Bai Han, is there something wrong with your stepson?"

The way he interacts with that dog is very evil no matter how you look at it!

To be honest, Director Huang had suspected that the big yellow dog was instigated by Su Che to frame him before, but after thinking about it, he found it impossible. If he was really so evil, he would have been admitted to a key university with extra points in the college entrance examination, why? It may be reduced to this poor country to do a show.

Soon, the phone received a reply from the other party——

"What's wrong? He's a piece of shit. Why can't you even do such a small thing?"

Director Huang's face was gloomy for a moment, but thinking of the promise made to him by the woman on the other side of the phone, he quickly calmed down and replied patiently: "Okay, okay, I see, I will make him look ugly as soon as possible , just wait."

After a while, the other party responded with two messages in a condescending tone——

"I can't do it just by making him look ugly? Do I need you?"

"You should let him be injured or disabled on the show, so that you can't celebrate the old man's birthday in August. Or, at least let the audience know that this trash has a stupid brain, a weird personality, and poor abilities. It's still useless I teach you?"

"Okay, okay, I know."

Director Huang frowned and scolded "the most poisonous woman's heart" while replying.

"Don't forget what you promised me."

Bai Han: "You'd better hurry up. Lao Su will negotiate a big contract with Zhongzhou No. [-] TV next month. I can give you a good word if I finish the matter sooner. If it is not done before the end of the show , I don’t bother to help you with your misappropriation of public funds, you should be sensible and go to prison to eat.”

"..."

"knew."

"Cracking" the phone, Director Huang typed the last three words, and then forcefully stuffed the phone back into his pocket.

"Damn it," he scolded with a gloomy face, "a bitch who can do everything he can, just hugged a rich man's thigh and climbed on my head?"

"Rich people are fucking bad things!"

……

With this evil fire, director Huang stepped on the floor hard all the way out the door.He glanced down from the second floor and saw that the guests had been sent away, so he shouted at the staff: "What are you doing, did I say you can rest today? Come to the second floor for the meeting!"

Without the interference of the six high-definition cameras, he can finally settle the old score with confidence.

Later, small conference room.

The editor-director Huang standing at the top had an extremely long face, and his mournful face just matched the standard grave faces of the staff below.

He slammed the table hard and forced everyone to ask—

"Who was talking nonsense at the entrance of the village just now?"

"..."

Just knew to ask this.

The staff exchanged glances under their seats, but on the surface they all lowered their heads and said nothing, like a group of little quails being bullied.

Director Huang really didn't realize who was laughing at his plaid underwear just now. After all, the cloth covering his head blocked most of his senses.

Seeing that everyone didn't answer, he was obviously covering up the culprit, and the expression on his face was even uglier——

"Okay, okay, okay! You guys are good at it! You better not be caught by me!"

Looking around the heads of all the staff one by one, he said gloomyly.

It's not over yet.

Director Huang circled several times in front of the conference table, still unable to suppress the evil fire in his heart, so he pointed at the staff and cursed, "Why didn't you come to help me when I was bitten by a dog just now? Huh?"

"One by one, they just stand by and watch. You can't get used to me as a choreographer? Let a dog insult me?"

"..."

This accusation was a little too much, the coordinator assistant couldn't help it, raised his head and retorted: "But, the director...you are the one who said these are the highlights of the show."

"correct."

"Yes."

With the first person in his early years, the others became more courageous, recalling the generous statement half an hour ago for Director Huang: "Also, you said that as a guest, it is right to make some sacrifices for the show." It should be, then we are the same as members of the program team, right?"

"Yes, yes, sacrifice is always inevitable, either you or him, please understand."

"Long live the understanding!"

"..."

Director Huang didn't expect that they would dare to refute him. Faced with what he said, he neither advanced nor retreated, and his face turned red with anger.

He took a deep breath, avoided the topic, turned his head and told the camera assistant: "Delete."

"what?"

"I, yes, said, those scenes just now have nothing to do with the program, they are not conducive to the construction of spiritual civilization of our station, delete them all!"

The camera assistant followed Director Huang's gaze and saw his camera bag.

"..."

She understood in seconds.

——This is to...delete the scene of being bitten by a dog on the ass, and just pretend that the years are quiet and nothing happened?

"...can't be deleted." After a moment of silence, the camera assistant bit the bullet and answered truthfully.

"what?"

Without waiting for director Huang to get angry, she quickly explained to everyone: "That's right, starting from this episode, our station has started to cooperate with the Lujinjiang live broadcast platform. The final version that has been edited and produced will be played in the movie. You know this as the director.”

"Even if I delete these pictures now, what I should see... I have already seen it."

This is a more polite way of saying it. She didn't dare to say it. The audience must have obtained Amway from other places for such a explosive scene. Even if you deleted it in the final program, the audience who watched the live broadcast would not recognize it. ah!

——They will say that Zhongzhou Ertai is cowardly, has no courage, takes off its pants and refuses to admit it, isn't it just a mosaic thing? Why are you so reserved?This ass is not made of gold...

and many more.

"..."

Director Huang's eyes darkened, wishing he didn't know about it.

As soon as he thought that the picture of himself being bitten off his pants by a dog would be broadcast live from all angles by six high-definition cameras, and he would be judged by countless viewers, he felt a sense of shame rushing from the soles of his feet to the sky.

I wish... I wish I didn't tell Su Che to get off the car at that time, and waited for the dog to leave before letting people enter the village.

——It's a bad idea, I just wanted to make Su Che look bad, and then I received such terrible revenge, this dog really came to stand up for him, right?

Director Huang conspired for a while, then shook his head, still thinking it was impossible.

——If Su Che has this ability, can he still be controlled by that woman Bai Han?

"It's a pity," he said to himself, "if it wasn't for that stupid dog..."

——He will be able to complete what Bai Han told him today.

·

The entire meeting failed to discuss appropriate countermeasures. Director Huang drove away the other staff members exhaustedly, and went back to his room with a dull head.

At this time, as topics related to "Metamorphosis" gradually fermented on the Internet, his guess seemed to be about to come true.

——Starting from this unscrupulous and shocking post of "Shock! The director of "Metamorphosis" was framed by Gouge and exiled. Is this the depravity of animal nature or the depravity of morality?" It was made into various animations, emoticons, and small videos, and spread in every corner of the Internet.

And the highlights of all the videos focus on the mosaic after the pants are bitten off.

Not to mention the fans who watched the live broadcast, most people's first reaction when they saw this mosaic was——

You show me this with your pants off? !

Someone else gave the mosaic a special effect of golden light, which sets off the big flowered underwear on the face of the middle-aged man, which is particularly ghostly.

"Take off your pants and let me watch this!" became a hot topic for a while, and climbed to the top searches of the day together with "Thank you egg god" and "Blessings for the funny dog ​​stick".

Based on the contribution of these emoticons, the ratings of "Metamorphosis" on the Lujinjiang platform directly increased by one point that day, which is a miracle for the highly competitive variety show industry.

The program "Metamorphosis" itself became popular through marketing, so as soon as the ratings results came out, Director Huang quickly received cordial condolences from his immediate boss.

The chief director and chief planner of the program and the deputy director of Zhongzhou No. [-] TV station called together to encourage him——

"Little Huang, well done, our station needs excellent employees like you who have the courage to sacrifice and have the spirit of entertainment."

"It's not that I didn't listen to what I said..." Director Huang looked at the leaders and took a deep breath, as if grabbing a piece of driftwood: "It's not like this, listen to my explanation!"

The hero's words should naturally be taken seriously. The leaders really listened to Director Huang's self-statement seriously, and then they——

"puff."

What?You said you were phished by a dog for law enforcement?Why don't you say that you are stupider than a dog?

"What I said is true!" Director Huang struggled.

Leader: "No, no, no, we didn't laugh just now, how could we laugh at you? It's not shameful to sacrifice for the highlight of the show, the audience and we will remember you."

Director Huang: "..."

He looked at the unconcealable happiness on the faces of the leaders, and his heart was ashamed.

I'd rather not have this attention.

Thank you.