Archdruid Farming Online

Qingshan Village.

Chen Jingying looked at the lottery box placed under her nose.

"Then I... just smoke it?"

"You can smoke as soon as you are told, where does all this nonsense come from?"

"..."

Chen Jingying reached into the lottery box and took out a small red ball.

She squeezed the wax-sealed ball open, and took out a small note from inside——

"Task [-]: Weeding task."

"Use the tools and pesticides provided by the program team to get rid of the weeds on the east slope of Qingshan Village, so that it is convenient for professionals to irradiate them."

"call--"

Patting her chest, the red-haired girl let out a sigh of relief.

The weeding task sounds heavy, but with the assistance of agricultural machinery and pesticides, except for a little tiring, it can usually be completed within the specified time.What's more, the effect after weeding is clear at a glance, and it is not easy to be deducted points by the program group.

……

Green Jinjiang Platform——

"Sister, this is the SR draw." Barrages floated across the live broadcast room.

"Weeding? It's not bad. I wonder what brother Su Che can draw?"

"Actually, you don't think..."

"Ok?"

"No matter what Little Veela wins, doesn't it have too much influence on him?"

"..."

"Thinking about Brother Dog, Brother Rose and the geese, I actually think that what the upstairs said makes sense."

"Brother Su Che is really a fresh mudslide among the many guests in "Metamorphosis" who desperately escaped from the mission!"

……

The audience was discussing what kind of missions Su Che could win, and Su Che himself was looking forward to it.

He was standing on the right side of Chen Jingying, and when the red-haired girl finished drawing, he stretched out his hand to the lottery box.

"..."

Unexpectedly, director Huang quickly turned around, moved half a step sideways, and put the lottery box under Xiao Xiaoming's nose.

"You, smoke." He said to Xiao Xiaoming sternly.

"what?"

The blue-haired boy was still in a daze, so Director Huang grabbed his hand and stuffed it into the box.

"..."

Confused, Xiao Xiaoming took out a golden ball.

……

Green Jinjiang Platform——

"Rubbing rubbing, devil's pace."

"Egg God has been trained, right? Flash's posture is so agile."

"It reminds me of the Lightning Dancer who collected protection fees at the street corner when I was in middle school."

"..."

"But do you think that the Egg God seems to deliberately not let Su Che's younger brother smoke first?"

"Emmmmm...downstairs, what do you think?"

"Upstairs, there must be something strange about it."

"Let's take a look at what brother Xiao Ming drew out first."

……

Xiao Xiaoming looked at the golden ball in his hand in a daze.

Then he raised his head and glared at Director Huang angrily.

—Is there any reason?Is there still a hard draw in the lottery?

Director Huang was unmoved, he glanced at Xiao Xiaoming, and said in a cold voice, "Take it apart."

"If you tell me to dismantle it, I will dismantle it? Then how shameless am I?!"

"No dismantling, right? Good."

Director Huang handed the lottery box to the staff around him: "Let's see what is the last task left in the box?"

"it is good."

"and many more!"

Xiao Xiaoming came to his senses.

There are only three tasks in total, as long as two of them are dismantled, the last one will be known without telling, and it will have no effect whether he dismantles it or not!

"..."

Angrily glaring at the people in the garbage show group, Xiao Xiaoming lowered his head and squeezed the small ball in his hand——

"Task [-]: Watering the flowers."

"The flowers on the hillside on the west side of Qingshan Village are blooming brightly and beautifully. They are a good helper to help the soil purify the radiation. Please water the flowers every day as required to prevent these beautiful flowers from withering prematurely."

……

Green Jinjiang Platform——

"Water the flowers!"

"SSR!"

"I knew little brother Xiao Ming was a European-style little milk dog!"

"...What are you talking about upstairs?"

"Plants that can purify radiation are specially bred by the Academy of Sciences. They are resistant to water, drought, barrenness, and desertification. Think about how tenacious their vitality is if they can survive even in irradiated soil!"

"so……"

"As long as you don't set fire to the mountain, Brother Xiaoming's No.1 in task two is a certainty."

"Ou, really Ou."

"Suddenly wondering what the last mission left is?"

"The two out front, one SR and one SSR, suddenly became worried about Su Che's brother."

"Worry +1"

"worry up"

"Huh? The staff seems to have taken the ball apart."

……

What was disassembled by the staff of "Deformation Meter" was a small green ball.

He took out the last ball from the lottery box, opened the note, and read——

"Task [-]: Farming task."

"A piece of farmland has been opened up on the hillside to the west of Qingshan Village, where the most important cash crop in the village is planted—wheat. You need to assist the villagers in farming and ensure that the yield of the two acres of farmland you are responsible for is not less than 200 catties per mu."

After reading the task, the staff handed the note to Su Che.

"Eh?" Su Che raised his head in doubt: "Don't let me smoke by myself?"

"What are you smoking?" Director Huang frowned, grabbed the note, and stuffed it into Su Che's hand.

"The last one is yours," he said incredulously, "Okay, are you clear about your mission?"

"..."

"Grumble-"

Just when Director Huang turned around and arranged for the staff to lead the guests to their respective mission locations, he didn't notice a low, fierce guttural voice coming from behind him.

The big yellow dog stood in the shadow of the house, peeking at the situation outside while grinding its paws on the ground. It had dug three deep ravines in the yellow-brown land.

His brows were furrowed, his teeth reflected a sharp cold light, and there was a menacing look in his black dog eyes.

——It’s against you!

——Dare to kill my darling? !

——Still touching the hand of the darling? ! !

——Is my rhubarb giving you a bad first impression?Or is your red underwear floating? ! ! !

After all, it was the dog who bit off Director Huang's underwear when they met for the first time. New and old hatreds piled up. In order to occupy a more important position in the heart of the little heart, Rhubarb ground his teeth and planned to leave an unforgettable memory for Director Huang. second impression.

"Wow wow wow!"

It quietly lurked in the shadows for a moment, like a well-prepared killer, and then, taking advantage of the middle-aged man's inattention, the "killer" suddenly transformed into "let go".

Like lightning, like thunder, like a mad dog running free, Rhubarb's four paws rolled up dust and ran to the director Huang's hand.

With a flick of the head, he bit off his pants; with another flick, he bit off the lottery box in his arms, before everyone could react, he turned his head and ran away!

"!!!"

Director Huang felt a chill behind his back, and he subconsciously ran after the dog. Halfway through the run, he suddenly remembered something, and suddenly stretched out his hand to cover his butt.

……That's too late.

What is presented to the audience of Green Jinjiang is a round, galloping mosaic.

And what the staff saw was...

"Hey, it's the big red flower again?"

"The director seems to have a soft spot for red flowery underwear? Did you get any stimulation??"

Director Huang: "..."

He turned his head and said viciously: "No, yes!"

"..."

The staff fell silent.

However, they were forced to shut up due to salary, promotion, and salary increase. Not far ahead, there was a dog who turned into an avatar and let go.

Rhubarb was very proud. It felt that it had protected its little heart with practical actions, so it ran for more than ten meters. Seeing that the director Huang didn't chase after it, it turned around and said "Wow, woof, woof!!!"

——Bah, bah, bah, the pants are terrible, but dare to bully the little one?I will bite you next time!

Su Che: "..."

Although Director Huang couldn't understand the meaning of Da Huang's barking, he could guess that this dead dog was cursing just by looking at the movements.

Furious, he took off his shoes and threw them over—

"Damn dog! Give me back the things!"

Dodging swiftly, dodging the leather shoes, Da Huang was reminded by director Huang.

It stopped barking, grabbed the lucky draw box with its paws, and immediately turned into a house demolition messenger.

Hissing, confetti flying around.

Accompanied by a disco-like shaking of the head, the red boxes made of cardboard shells were overwhelmed and flew into butterflies in the sky.

——Breaks to pieces, no bones left.

Looking at the lottery box scattered all over the ground, and couldn't find a piece bigger than the palm of his hand, Da Huang sat down on it, wagged his tail, and smiled at the editor-director Huang.

……

Green Jinjiang Platform——

"Let go of nothing, house demolition maniac, and death smile, after living with the little Veela for a day, my dog ​​brother finally mastered the three legendary magical skills. A more recognizable name—"

"Sahara Huang!"

"One dog is worth three dogs, that's amazing."

"Huh? What's under Brother Gou's butt?"

"A ball?"

"Doesn't it hurt to the chrysanthemum?" Brother Gou?"

"I'm more curious than worrying about Gouge Chrysanthemum... Isn't there just three tasks? Why is there a ball?"

"Emmmmmmm... what do you think downstairs?"

"Upstairs, there must be something strange about this matter."

……

Being crushed by the chrysanthemum was obviously not a pleasant experience, and Da Huang quickly stood up after showing his threat to the editor-director Huang.

"Wow?"

It turned its head, picked up the blue ball on the ground, looked around, and ran towards Su Che.

Su Che: "..."

He met Director Huang's murderous eyes, took the ball, and patted Da Huang's head.

"Wang!" Rhubarb urged the little one to unwrap his spoils.

Su Che glanced at Director Huang again.

The middle-aged man pursed his lips tightly, and the nasolabial folds on both sides of his cheeks became deeper. He quickened his pace and walked towards Su Che with big strides.

"give me!"

It seems that if it is not necessary to cover the mosaic on the buttocks, Director Huang has already reached out to grab it.

Su Che is also curious, the more he is not allowed to take it apart, the more he wants to take it apart and have a look.

then--

"Task [-]: Seed..."

As soon as the blue ball was squeezed open, before reading the contents of the note, Su Che squeezed the small note, shredded it, stuffed it back into the ball, and threw it far away——

"rhubarb!"

"Wang!"

Sahara Huang's eyes lit up when he saw that the little boy was about to play a game of "throw and catch" with himself.

"Whoosh-"

Like lightning, like thunder, like a runaway mad dog, it chased the ball and rushed out without touching the ground, its four claws were blown by the wind, and disappeared at the end of sight in a blink of an eye.

And that little blue ball with the note hidden...

Obviously, the chances of it being able to escape from the dog's mouth are negligible.

……

Green Jinjiang Platform——

"Have you seen clearly what is written on the note?"

"No."

"No +1"

"It was too fast, and the screen was shaking again, so I couldn't see it clearly."

"Wait, wait for me to watch the replay."

……

"【Enlarge note.jpg】"

"Forgive me, I tried my best, but the little Veela's reaction is really too fast."

"I can't see clearly... I can only see that the task seems to be... what kind?"

"Grow vegetables, you won't be able to see what to plant."

"It's all Su Che's brother's fault, Three Seconds Su."

"Upstairs ↑"

"How dare the upstairs say that my Su is three seconds?"

"Open the door and check the water meter."

"Three Seconds Su and Sahara Huang, I don't know why, but I feel that this combination is a good match."

"It's my dish, pick it up."

……

Because the audience didn't understand the contents of the note, they teased Su Che and Da Huang and put down the topic after a few words.

The follow-up of the incident was far beyond Director Huang's expectations.

With a sullen face, he looked at Su Che with a probing gaze——

If you read it correctly, you can be sure that Su Che saw the task in the blue ball - a much lighter farming task than the one he received.

That being the case, why isn't he angry, exploding, or jumping up to denounce the injustice and black-box operations of the program group? ? ?

"..."

As if there was a time bomb strapped to his waist, director Huang always felt uneasy, as if his little braid was pinched by Su Che, he could stand up at any time and expose the collusion and black-box operation of the program group. The director and staff colluded to deceive the guests with fake missions.

——Damn it, who knew that the method learned from the welfare lottery scam is so unreliable!

Director Huang became even more irritable. He looked at Su Che, always suspecting that he was holding back this big secret in order to threaten him in the future.

What a deep heart!

Little did he know that on the other side, after Su Che threw the mission note to Rhubarb, his heart lightened and he thought:

——Finally found a way to make up for the mistake of the [-]-jin big fat pig!

——No one can stop me from producing [-] yuan of wheat per mu!

As for that note?

——Heh, a Druid, instead of farming, grows vegetables, is it reasonable?

——It’s simply resigned to depravity!Don't think ahead!Escape labor!

……

In the distant forest, Gu Zheng, who was rushing towards the edge of the forest with his nephew and grandson, suddenly paused.

"What's the matter, grandpa?" Second Young Master Gu asked attentively.

"It's nothing..." Gu Zheng moved his shoulders, puzzled: "I just suddenly felt a little heavy on my shoulders."

……

Is that okay?

The yield of wheat per mu is [-]. Can such a large flag be carried on the shoulders without being heavy?