Archdruid Farming Online

In order to keep director Huang without risk, the chief director will not mention what arrangements the program group has made for the time being.

Green Jinjiang Platform——

After the audience routinely used emojis, @力王, and flattered Xiaoveela, the voice of the tech party finally appeared in the live broadcast room.

"..."

"Wait, I seem to have discovered what happened to Lu Jinjiang's immersive live broadcast."

"Ask for advice upstairs?"

"Complicated?"

"Is it useful?"

"It's not complicated... As for whether it's easy to use... You should experience it yourself first..."

"Seeing the string of ellipses upstairs, I suddenly had a bad feeling."

"Bad Premonition 1"

“Bad feeling ditto”

"First, open the system interface, click on the small chrysanthemum that rotates in the upper right corner [screenshot.jpg]"

"What chrysanthemum...that's called the system tool icon. Forget it, you can continue upstairs."

"After poking the chrysanthemum, a guide will pop up, asking you to follow the prompts to install the holographic simulator, including the holographic simulation cabin or the holographic simulation helmet. The installation steps are as follows→【Screenshot.jpg】"

"Simulated cabin? Simulated helmet? I've never heard of it. Where can I buy this?"

"I haven't heard of 1, ask for online shopping address 1"

"See the screenshot for the online shopping address, which will be explained in detail below."

"Okay, everything is ready, the next step is to install happily."

"First, follow steps [-] and [-], download the holographic driver from the Green Jinjiang official website, install and restart the system..."

“[Install Holographic Driver.jpg]”

“【Restart System.jpg】”

"Then, click on the link in Step [-] to enter the Green Jinjiang Online Store..."

“[Enter Green Jinjiang Online Store.jpg]”

"Then……"

"Don't focus on talking upstairs, I'm so anxious!"

"Speak half and hide half, hesitate and be careful like Guan San!"

"..."

"There is poison upstairs..."

"Then, here comes the bright spot..."

“[Green Jinjiang Online Store.jpg]”

"Look at the picture."

"Emmmmmm..."

"This is..."

"This operation is powerful."

"what are you guys saying?"

"As you can see, in the Green Jinjiang online store, there is a pre-sale of a simulation cabin and a simulation helmet. The prices are 19999 yuan/piece and 99999 yuan/piece respectively. This is nothing, the key is the delivery time..."

"When is the delivery time?"

"May 2518, 5, one month later!"

"..."

"(╯°Д°)╯︵┻━┻"

"Green Jinjiang has no jj."

"Green Jinjiang has no balls."

"Green Jinjiang deceived the audience's feelings and returned my hard-earned money!"

"Green Jinjiang deserves to be suppressed by the final live broadcast, suppressed for 1 years!"

"..."

"Upstairs is also very...sincere."

"It's all wolf fire."

"No, isn't this a common practice for Lu Jinjiang?"

"That's right, it's a common practice for the audience to scold the street. Do you have any opinions upstairs?"

"...No, you continue."

"Wait, Lu Jinjiang's mouth... Bah, it seems that the integrity has not been cut clean, and a little bit is left."

"what?"

"no picture no truth."

"See for yourself→【Screenshot.jpg】"

The last screenshot is the product introduction of Lvjinjiang Online Mall. The light green base map is pulled to the bottom line, and the position of the corner is marked in small 8-size characters——

"Since the product is still in the production stage, I apologize. Every customer who places an order will immediately give a set of holographic olfactory simulator, and enjoy the same natural fragrance as the guests. What are you waiting for?"

"..."

"Damn! Who wants to smell the fragrance of pig feed and manure with sb rich second generation! The official is sick!"

"Eh? What about people?"

"..."

"The snap-buying is back [Happy], Lvjinjiang's logistics platform is really fast, and it will be delivered to your door in 3 minutes. I will connect this good baby now."

"Upstairs you are too slow, if you don't type, you may already smell the fragrance of mushroom soup by now."

"Ah...【Intoxicated】"

"[True Fragrance]"

"[True Fragrance] [True Fragrance] [True Fragrance]"

"[True fragrance] [True fragrance] [True fragrance] [True fragrance] [True fragrance] [True fragrance] [True fragrance] [True fragrance] [True fragrance]"

The live broadcast room seemed to be screened by [True Fragrance] in an instant, becoming a sea of ​​[True Fragrance].

Seeing this, Heizi, who had wanted to pick and choose secretly before, rushed into the Lujinjiang online mall angrily, wanting to place an order for a holographic olfactory simulator, and then continue to find fault.

however--

"Sorry, the inventory of the item you ordered is insufficient, please consult customer service."

"It's sold out? You animals!"

He knocked on customer service again angrily.

Customer Service: Sorry, the Guan San you dialed is not in the service area, please call again later... Sorry, the Guan San you dialed cannot be connected for the moment, pleaseredial later...

Kuroko:"……"

He took a deep breath and angrily smashed the keyboard——

"Green Jinjiang! When will you stop smoking for three days in a row!!!"

……

the other side.

The [True Fragrance] emoji package that was frantically swiped by the audience was very familiar, and it was from the blue-haired boy——Xiao Xiaoming.

As for why he was screenshotted and made into an emoticon package, we have to start with a barking dog.

"Wow, woof, woof, woof!"

Su Che has a way to repay the benefactor, and he is in a good mood.He scooped up two bowls of mushroom soup, and was about to sit down and have a good exchange with Chen Jingying on pig raising techniques, when suddenly, the rhubarb in the yard screamed.

The barking of the dog was high and loud. If you listen carefully, there seems to be a little pride in it.

"What's the matter?" Su Che was forced to get up as soon as he sat down, and interrupted the pig raising technology seminar unwillingly, wanting to go out to see what happened.

"I'll talk about it later." He said to Chen Jingying.

"Sit down, I'll go!" Chen Jingying pushed the stool ahead of Su Che, and went out the door before Su Che could react, blowing towards the door like a gust of wind.

She wiped away her sweat as she walked, thinking, it's really cool.

——Finally, I no longer need to discuss with Su Che's brother about the five ratios of pig feed and how to quickly and scientifically fatten the pigs.

——God knows, even if her family runs a slaughterhouse, it doesn't mean that she has lit up the skills of raising pigs in addition to killing pigs!

——This is obviously the business scope of Xiao Xiaoming's family!

The red-haired girl who "only kills but does not raise" is far away from the "efficient pig raising technology" that is flooding her ears, and her steps are much lighter.

Compared with raising pigs scientifically, she now feels that the dogs and roses in the yard are not as scary as before.

"Woof woof, woof woof!"

Brother Gou barked excitedly again, full of urging and showing off, which made Chen Jingying's heart tremble.

"..."

She decided to take back her previous thoughts about Brother Gou not being scary enough.

——Rhubarb who bites people's butts when they disagree with each other is still very scary.

"Fuck! Let go! Let go! Dead dog!"

Maybe it was thinking of Xiao Xiaoming before, or maybe it was an illusion, but for some reason, when she was about to walk to the gate, Chen Jingying suddenly heard the blue-haired boy's unique shouts.

"impossible."

She was talking to herself, and while pushing the door, she called out, "Xiao Xiaoming?"

"Who the hell called me!"

Holding a tube of nutrient solution in his hand, squatting at the door, Xiao Xiaoming, who was confronting Brother Gou, raised his head, his eyebrows frowned, and his face looked fierce.

But who is Chen Jingying?Compared with being bad, she has never been afraid of anyone.

The red-haired girl raised her eyebrows and accurately grabbed Xiao Xiaoming's ear, lifting him directly from the ground.

"With whom the fuck, with whom Lao Tzu? Teddy!"

"Fuck, it hurts, it hurts, let go!"

……

Half a minute later, Su Che saw the unexpected visitor squatting outside the door.

With a displeased face, Xiao Xiaoming was dragged into the kitchen from outside the door by Chen Jingying cruelly, violently, and involuntarily.

And one of his trouser legs was still biting in Rhubarb's mouth.

Su Che: "???"

"Wang!"

Rhubarb saw the darling, let go of his mouth, and took the lead in complaining: "Wow, woof, woof, woof, woof!"

"...Thank you." Su Che tactfully persuaded: "But the door does not belong to our house, so he can squat if he likes."

"Wow!" Rhubarb's dog face wrinkled, and bit Xiao Xiaoming's pants unwillingly, making a gap in his fashionable sweatpants.

Xiao Xiaoming looked distressed.

"You want to give me these trousers?" Su Che glanced at the eye-catching red sweatpants on the blue-haired boy, and refused ten times: "Forget it, I don't like this color."

"Wow, woof, woof, woof!" Rhubarb flicked the apron beside the stove, anxiously.

Su Che glanced at the apron that was cut from a woven bag and was torn when catching the camera last time, and refused Rhubarb again——

"If it's broken, it's broken. It's okay. Let Rose cut another one for me another day."

"Wow!" Rhubarb got angry, like a whirlwind, rushed up and tore the apron of his rival in love to pieces.

Then it stepped on the pile of debris and protested, "Wow woof woof woof!"

Su Che: "..."

"Okay, okay." He looked like a scumbag who was caught by the chaff, peeked at the rose outside the door, saw that it didn't pay attention to this side, and softly comforted Rhubarb: "You can also make aprons? You want to bite me Apron? Well, well, listen to you, we will bite later, I must wear it, I must wear it..."

Chen Jingying, who witnessed this conversation between a man and a dog, said: "..."

Xiao Xiaoming: "..."

Green Jinjiang audience: "..."

"I always feel... I saw a large car rollover scene."

"Brother Rose can do it. In order to compete with Aunt Huang, you even lighted up your sewing skills?"

"By the way, the apron was really ugly. I thought it was cut by the little Veela, but I didn't dare to tell the truth."

"Who said ugly? Look at the jagged skirt, twisted and soulful lines, abstract stitches, how artistic! My brother Rose is a modern Picasso! Van Gogh! Edvard Munch!"

"That's right! Brother Rose is so ingenious, but brother Gou, can he have such dexterous hands... Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot, you have no hands, you make clothes by biting."

"Let's look forward to Aunt Huang's dog-eating apron together!"

"Big guts! How dare you laugh at my dog's skills... No, mouth skills! Drag it out and stick it to death!"

"..."

"So since it can be predicted that both aprons are equally ugly, what is the upstairs arguing about?"

"Emmmmm... Let's fight for the position of wife."

"What??? [Shocked] Isn't the position of the wife forcing the king?"

"@我爸爸surname Gu I am very rich, the patron, I have come out to train your aunt!"