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As a result of being @tagged countless times by fans, in the forest, the small speaker icon on the lower right side of Gu Linan's computer lit up and then dimmed, dimmed and then brightened again.

He watched the speeches of the sunspots, his eyes lit up, and he was eager to try——

"Grandpa, sit down! I'll come!"

If it's the usual bullying king, he has already organized his speech at this moment, rolled up his sleeves happily, and fought three thousand bloody battles with the sunspots, spraying a sky for grandma.

Unfortunately, the person sitting in front of the screen at this moment is Gu Zheng.

He calmly blocked the hand of his great-nephew reaching for the keyboard——

"Wait, it's too inefficient."

"Ah?" Gu Lin'an was puzzled, and then suddenly realized.

——After all, he is a grandpa, so there must be a better way.

——Compared to my grandpa, I really am not mature enough.

So, he opened his eyes wide, wanting to see how his grandpa, as a mature and calm legend, would deal with these sunspots.

Gu Linan's wish soon came true.

He's waiting-

"Oh!"

"Flowers bloom in September, and I only have you in my heart. 'My dad's surname is Gu and I'm very rich' threw ten deep-water torpedoes at 'anchor Su Che'."

"Snapped!"

"This is a deep-water torpedo obtained by selling a kidney, please don't let him down~'My father's surname is Gu, I am very rich' threw ten deep-water torpedoes at 'anchor Su Che'."

"Oh!"

"Aim! Launch deep-water torpedoes! The anchor greatly catches my deep love for you! 'My dad's surname is Gu and I'm rich' threw ten deep-water torpedoes at 'anchor Su Che'."

Repeat infinitely.

……

A gorgeous golden firework exploded on the screen.

An enlarged and bold system notification rose from the fireworks, scattered into countless fine golden light spots, flashed and flashed in the live broadcast room, and disappeared after half a minute——

"Congratulations to VIP user 'My dad's surname is Gu and I'm very rich', you have become the golden host of 'Anchor Su Che'."

"Scatter a flower for encouragement."

"Please keep working hard."

The system notification on behalf of Jin Mengzhu not only sounded in the live broadcast room, but also announced on the home page of the Lujinjiang platform, which attracted more curious viewers for "Metamorphosis".

After all, it is not every day that local tyrants who are willing to spend a lot of money for live broadcasting can be seen.

As soon as these audiences attracted by the cute golden master entered the live broadcast room, they first politely swiped the screen for the golden master——

"Punch the card."

"Look at Shenhao."

"The Shenhao visiting team is here for a visit."

"Look at me, Shenhao! 24, no bad habits, good facial features, cheerful personality, difficult childbirth, my mother can swim, the room number of the live broadcast room is 18xxxxxx"

Then, they noticed the content of the live broadcast——

"Hey, what is this? A food show?"

"This pot of soup looks very good."

"I'm sorry, the vine over there moved just now, it scared me to death, I thought it was a decoration on the wall!"

"It's ignorant, this is an evolutionary plant."

"Is the dog at the foot an evolutionary animal?"

"It's not like... When did evolutionary species become so bad?"

"Wait, this program is "Metamorphosis", it's actually "Metamorphosis"! Are you sure there is no cross-channeling? I thought it was "A Bite of Zhongzhou"!"

……

First, the screen was swiped by hundreds of deep-water torpedoes, then by system announcements, and finally by these uninvited viewers who soon became fans of passers-by. On the home page, after repeated trampling, there is no dregs left.

They didn't give up yet, and secretly sent a few more messages, but they were still quickly squeezed away.

Send again, squeeze again.

Send again, squeeze again.

Today's Lvjinjiang live broadcast room is like the subway during the morning rush hour, causing the sunspots to squeeze out double chins, cleavage and raised forehead lines...

Still can't squeeze into the home page.

Gu Lin'an: "..."

Gu Zheng, who successfully helped his sweetheart attract a wave of attention, looked at his grandnephew calmly.

"There is no problem in this world that money can't solve." Grandpa taught Gu Ershao calmly: "If there is, it must be because you haven't spent enough money."

Gu Lin'an: "... I have been taught."

His heart burst into tears.

——Yes, what you said is very reasonable, I know it all!

——But the ones you smashed are all pocket money I have worked so hard to save!

……

Gu Linan is not alone.

Accompanying him in tears are the fans of Bi Wang.

They called enthusiastically for a long time, but they did not wait for the king to be forced, but only waited for a series of deep-water torpedoes.

fan:"……"

The relationship is broken.

They felt cheated and swiped the screen angrily @励王——

"Excessive!"

"It hurts!"

"incredible!"

"Money crit!"

"You have changed! You are no longer the simple and unaffected bully king I know, and we can no longer happily tear up Heizi together!"

"Debt, see you!"

"..."

Beside grandpa, Gu Linan clutched his chest, looked at the flashing trumpet, feeling deeply hurt by these replies.

He was very worried--

Why?Why?unacceptable!

Is it my fault that I am rich, handsome, have a good family background, and have a grandpa who spends money like water?

……

Although none of the above is Gu Ershao's fault, the fans are fickle and unreasonable. They still unfollowed "@我爸爸surname Gu I am rich" ruthlessly and without hesitation.

——What kind of bully is a bully who can't spray others?fake!Inferior!High imitation!

--goodbye!

Watching the number of fans on the right side of the screen and the balance in the center of the screen plummet together, Gu Linan's heart ached, Gu Linan's heart broke, and Gu Linan's heart felt like a knife was twisted.

He looked at his grandfather, who was still throwing coins, and felt evil towards his guts.

——Come on, let’s hurt each other!

Gu Ershao sneaked closer to his grandfather, slandering him——

"Actually, these messages you are posting now, Xiao... No, the anchor Su Che can't see them all."

"?" Gu Zheng frowned slightly, looking at his great-nephew.

"It's true!" Gu Lin'an's back turned cold, and before he could ask, he said in one breath: "There is an agreement before the live broadcast. The electronic equipment of the guests has been specially processed, and the information about the program group and yourself will be automatically blocked. .”

"That is to say, now he opens Green Jinjiang to search for his name, and what he sees is either '404' or a piece of mouthful."

"..." Gu Zheng was silent.

Gu Linan felt secretly refreshed.

However, in his dark comfort, Grandpa suddenly stood up and stuffed the tablet into his military uniform pocket.

"Have you had enough rest?"

"what?"

"It's still early, so we won't set up camp tonight. We'll be on our way overnight, trying to get to Dragon City within two days."

"Yes!"

The bodyguards couldn't bear the previous spring outing-like itinerary. Hearing this, they quickly got up, lined up, and followed Gu Zheng, looking at him with admiration.

Gu Lin'an: "What, what, what?!!!"

He looked at his grandpa expectantly, hoping that he had heard wrongly.

However, the grandfather was unmoved by Gu Ershao's gaze. He looked at the frozen cabin he had stepped out of, and said to Gu Lin'an: "Come and carry it."

"What? Me?" Gu Linan couldn't believe it.

"That's right." Gu Zheng took it for granted, "The Gu family's physical fitness is not bad. Take this opportunity to let me see your potential."

"..."

Under the envious eyes of the surrounding bodyguards, who looked like "a legendary figure wants to cultivate you as a piece of wood", Gu Ershao slowly put his hand on the freezing cabin.

With all his strength, his face was flushed, and he and three bodyguards lifted the freezing cabin together.

Walking with difficulty in the jungle, looking at the brisk grandfather beside him, Gu Lin'an wished he could travel back to 3 minutes ago and slap to death the shrewd self just now.

——It makes you feel bad about money!

—Tell you to hurt each other!

——Call you into slander!

- Stupid!

Unfortunately, time cannot be turned back.

In order to divert his attention, he hummed and hummed while carrying the freezing cabin, while asking his grandpa: "Grandpa, what are you doing?"

Gu Zheng shook the tablet in his hand at his great-nephew and grandson, and said calmly, "Oh, check how much it costs to buy Lujinjiang."

Gu Lin'an: "..."

I lost.

……

Of course Su Che, who was thrown into a lot of money by his grandpa, didn't know about the bloody storm that took place in the live broadcast room.

He cooked the soup and came to the main house with the pot.

Rhubarb followed Su Che step by step with a basin in his mouth, while Big Brother Rose opened the door for Little Veela first.

It was not obvious when it was in the kitchen. One end of the mushroom soup came out of the room, and the hot aroma immediately spread along the air to the surroundings, occupying everyone's sense of smell aggressively. By the way, a small brush grew out from the end of the nose. Scratch all the way to the heart.

"..."

In the villa where the program group lived, the staff who were drinking braised beef-flavored nutrient solution walked out of the living room.

"What's this smell? So fragrant?"

"Isn't it too fragrant? The last time I went to a five-star hotel to eat, the natural food that cost tens of thousands of dollars a meal didn't smell so fragrant."

Finally someone thought of the guest, and guessed while turning on the live broadcast: "Could this be the wild vegetable and mushroom soup that Su Che just mentioned?"

"how is this possible?"

Although most people in the program group have some affection for Su Che, they are far from being irrational fans.

Therefore, when the live broadcast room was opened, most people were stunned.

"……It really is?"

They poked their heads to see that there was quite a lot of mushroom soup in the pot, so they took out the nutrient solution, eager to exchange a bowl of soup with Su Che.

However, this plan died when Director Huang walked out of the villa.

He frowned and chased away the staff impatiently: "Go and see, what to see, are there still few things that smell good? The Sanwu nutrient solution produced by the small workshop is also very fragrant, why don't you guys try it?"

"I'm putting my words here today. The program group has its rules. If anyone dares to have private contact with a guest today, he will get out of my place tomorrow!"

"..."

The staff bowed their heads and shut their mouths, as quiet as a quail.

"What mushroom soup? I'm not afraid of eating too many poisonous mushrooms and dying!"

Director Huang snorted lightly, said the same classic quotes as the sunspots, and then walked back to the villa with his braised beef-flavored nutrient solution.

The staff pouted behind him, making an exaggerated expression——

If you can't eat grapes, say grapes are sour!

……

Like the staff of "Transformer", there were also two guests who were drinking the old altar sauerkraut-flavored nutrient solution.

Chen Jingying and Xiao Xiaoming came out of their room carrying the nutrient solution.

"It's Su Che's younger brother?" Chen Jingying raised her head and sniffed, she picked up the nutrient solution and was about to go to Su Che happily.

"What brother? You call him so intimately." Xiao Xiaoming said sourly.

However, the blue-haired boy still didn't control his footsteps, and followed Chen Jingying all the way to Su Che's yard.

"It smells so good..."

Chen Jingying raised her head and sighed intoxicatedly.

She was about to knock on the door when suddenly—

"Wang!"

A big yellow dog was squatting in front of the door with its own food bowl in its mouth, staring at anyone, looking very fierce when it saw who was biting.

Chen Jingying: "..."

"rhubarb?"

Su Che walked out of the door suspiciously, and when he saw Chen Jingying and Xiao Xiaoming, he smiled: "You guys are here? Do you want to eat together?"

As he spoke, he scooped up a spoonful of soup from the more fragrant pot held by Brother Rose, and poured it into the rhubarb bowl.

……

Green Jinjiang Platform——

"Fuck! Brother Gou, shut up!"

"don't want!!!"

"..."

"I was wrong Brother Gou, your love for Little Veela is no less than Brother Rose!"

"You are risking your life to test poison!"

The author has something to say: Attention: The behavior of grandpa and grandpa can easily bankrupt the wallet, please do not imitate.

Chasing your wife is risky, and you need to be cautious when throwing coins—nonsense claims