Archdruid Farming Online

Gerald Bruce from the South African continent felt that this was the darkest day of his life.

The blond youth crouched in the deep pit plowed by the cannon with his head in his arms, collapsing.

"Fuck!" He yelled in his heart, "Who the hell said that there are endless wheat, soybeans and corn, and that this is a virgin land that no one has set foot in?"

The guy who sent the news to him described this paradise from Central Continent as infinitely beautiful, like a girl wearing a veil like smoke and mist, weak and helpless waiting for the dragon slaying hero to overthrow it.

However, what about the facts?

As soon as Gerald closed his eyes, he recalled the scenes that had given him a nightmare for a year.

Eight armored tractors lined up, densely packed barrels protruding from the fuselage like hedgehogs, without saying a word, plowing the ground in front of them.

The orangutan in the cockpit was so excited that he raised his fists and hammered his chest, spitting at the enemies who had lost their resistance outside, very arrogant.

A giant panda, which Gerald had only seen in the video, came out from behind the tractor, shaking the little fat with black and white flowers on his body, and looked cute.

"My God!"

"so cute!"

Before the soldiers from Nanzhou ordered to stand up to avoid hurting the precious national treasure, the panda grinned and showed its sharp teeth...

Gerald's mind was in a mess, and he hadn't figured out what it wanted to do, when he saw the panda push out an individual bazooka from behind without saying a word, and carried it on his shoulder.

"squeak--"

Gun Gun: Stupid humans, stay and plant bamboo shoots for me!

It was dark in front of his eyes, and many comrades who participated in the expedition around Gerrard turned into a white light in the sky.

He was so frightened that his liver and gallbladder were torn apart, he didn't want to occupy any virgin land at all, he just wanted to go home.

"Go to the fucking virgin land! Who has seen a weak girl armed to the teeth? This is a beautiful girl Gundam?!"

Turning his head away, ignoring other companions, Gerald ran up the bridge connecting the farm with the outside world in a panic.

The temporary truss bridge built by the siege side is strong enough, even after a bombing, it still stands firmly on the trench.

Gerald noticed that this trench, which was seven or eight meters wide and more than ten meters deep, was diverted into it at some point, like a wide moat.

"Damn it! It must be another trap to keep us from escaping!" Gerald cursed.

He was carrying the gun, hunched his neck and ran all the way. Just as he ran past several companions around him who were also running away by virtue of his height and long legs, suddenly——

"Ahhh!"

There was only a shrill scream.

Gerald couldn't help the curiosity in his heart, and looked back, only to see a black and white shadow jumping high from the moat, with a vigorous and streamlined back like lightning, it opened its mouth wide, and let out a ferocious "sneeze!" In an instant, the two people who were stupefied by the huge sound were plunged into the water.

Waves half a person's height splashed on the water, followed by a "splash", and then there was no sound.

As for the place around him, it seemed that something black and white was approaching from under the swaying water, staring at it.

"... Mama!"

Gerrard and his companions were stunned for a few seconds, then turned around and rushed back faster than rushing up the bridge.

Gerald vowed that he would never be a fan of Zhongzhou pandas again.

What national treasure?There is nothing good about black and white flowers!

……

I thought that the orangutan driving the tank, the panda carrying the bazooka and the killer whale waiting for the rabbit are the limit, but who knows, the real darkness is far away.

The most frightening thing is not them, but a Central Continental man dressed in black, with black hair and eyes.

He stood on the top of the wall, condescending, frowned after seeing the Nanzhou players being beaten without any resistance, and then said: "Stop."

Gerald originally laughed at the use of such a small voice while running around with his head in his arms. Unexpectedly, after hearing this voice, the animals on the battlefield actually stopped.

He was overjoyed, and desperately thought about how to find an opportunity to escape, or even counterattack, but just as he found a clue, he saw a black flash past his side.

There was a "bang", the sound of intimate contact between the hilt of the knife and the back of the head, it was very painful.

Gerald heard the man muttering to himself calmly: "You have a good brain, you must pick up more cow dung than others."

Then there was darkness in front of him, and he fell to the ground helplessly.

At the last second when his brain was in chaos, Gerald screamed in his mind: "What?!!! Cow dung?!!!!"

I'm such a handsome blond guy who is capable of literary and military skills and has been ranked among the top 100 female ideal types in Nanzhou every year. You ask me to pick up cow dung? !

……

"...That's right!"

Gerrard is also a well-known game anchor in Nanzhou, and his live broadcast room will inevitably have some viewers who love "Doomsday Overture".

When the female viewers saw what happened to the anchor, their hearts were almost broken.

"My dear Gerald!" they said, sending the presents flying. "It's so miserable! It's so reckless! My heart is going to break!"

It would be nice to let baby Gerald sell himself, just so they can appreciate his perfect body with eight-pack abs.

The male audience is different from their love brains. They want to know what the small farm in front of them wants to gather so many captives.

"Dominate Central Continent? Counterattack South Continent? Or unify the entire map?"

The more the male audience thought about it, the more passionate they were, and every minute they planned a way for the farm owner to dominate the world.

And Gerald is a small stumbling block on this kingly road, helping the farmer start his ambition to dominate the world.

What a historic scene this is!

When the audience was overwhelmed and unable to control themselves, the farmer who had been guessed [-] million times in their hearts finally arrived late.

Gerrard was lifted from a five-minute coma.

Debuff disappeared from his game panel, and the blond youth opened his eyes and saw a pair of graceful calves.

The black-haired young man in crisp clothes stood in front of him, sized up the group of strong Nanzhou serfs with admiration, and said bluntly, "Very good, from today onwards, you all will farm with me!"

"What???"

What kind of fans are there, what kind of anchor is there, and Gerald's confusion at the moment is the same as that of the audience in the live broadcast room.

He thought incomprehensibly, didn't they agree to dominate the world together?

He even found himself a fresh start in the past few seconds.

"Wait, wait!" The blond young man stretched out his hand to grab Su Che's trouser leg, he opened his eyes, smiled like sunshine, and said in Zhongzhou dialect, "Hello."

"My name is Gerald. I am 23 years old. I am 1.8 meters six and weigh one hundred and seventeen. I am unmarried and have no bad hobbies. I am good at handling all kinds of firearms, know martial arts, can ride horses, and have leadership skills..."

Su Che lowered his head and listened carefully to Gerald's self-recommendation. Just when the blond young man felt a little joy in his heart, he nodded and said, "I understand."

"Since you are so good, let's form the seven dung collection teams by ourselves."

Gerald wanted to say something more, but Su Che left him mercilessly and went to the other side. Before leaving, he said, "Your task is not too heavy, just pick up 5 tons of cow dung before tomorrow."

Gerald: "..."

His eyes went dark, and he wished he could forcibly leave the game.

After the young farmer in front of him finished inspecting all the captives, Gerald finally understood one thing.

——Manure Picking Brigade, Composting Brigade, Wheat Team [-], Corn Team [-], and Sweet Potato Team [-]...

The landlord, he never thought of dominating the world at all, he only has his own peasant army in his heart!

"Wheat seeds are limited and land is infinite. What if the wheat in his hand runs out?" Gerald suddenly had this question in his mind, and he didn't hold back, and really asked.

Su Che smiled and said thoughtfully: "After the wheat is planted, you can plant corn, and after the corn is planted, you can plant sweet potatoes. After the sweet potatoes are planted, there are still potatoes, peanuts, sugarcane, and cotton. Even if you can plant potatoes, peanuts, sugarcane, and cotton..."

Under the gazes of the serfs saying "the material reserves are so rich, let's just go and dominate the world", Su Che said with a bright smile: "You can also work hard to compost and produce legendary quality Jinkela!"

Gerald, a feces picker: "..."

Forget it, what does domination of the world have to do with him being a manure picker?