Archdruid Farming Online

While Mr. Weiss was furious.

Outside the farm—

"Really want to do this?" The platypus looked at the koala.

The koala has a serious expression, rubbing the plaster stained by rolling on the ground.He hid in the bushes, looking at the deep pit behind him that was bombed by the 150mm howitzer, "Think about the debt of the club."

"...Okay." Overwhelmed by the bottomless pit of debt, the teammates looked at each other and said desperately, "Done!"

They overwhelmed the captain kangaroo to the ground, ripped off his trousers and white long johns as he yelled "what are you doing, bastards".

"I'm sorry, only you, the captain, wear long johns in the whole club."

Amidst the guilt-ridden apologies of the team members, "Hiss—" the long johns were stretched one way and another, and then——

Su Che: "What's that?"

Gu Zheng just finished tidying up Su Jun and walked to him. They climbed the stairs, put their hands on their foreheads, and looked around.

There was a rustling sound in the dense bushes, the branches and leaves were shaking, and a few leaves that had been shot down by shrapnel fell down. In the center of these leaves was a submachine gun suddenly raised from the depths of the bushes.

There is a pair of white trousers hanging on the gun barrel, and the two white trouser legs are fluttering in the wind, like a fluttering pole...

"White flag?" Su Che asked Gu Zheng, "Is that what I thought it meant?"

Gu Zheng: "..."

He tried to convince Dailu: "Such a shameful captive does not want to accept it at all, it should be destroyed humanely."

As if hearing his voice, the white long johns held high on the opposite side shook and was taken back. When they were lifted up again, a line of words was written in red blood on the white crotch——

"Five people beg for shelter! They can work! They can be cute! They can do everything except warm the bed!"

Gu Zheng: "..."

Su Che said with satisfaction from the side: "It's time to harvest wheat, and the audience was promised to plant ten acres of sweet potatoes. The cows, horses, and donkeys on the farm are almost not enough. Why not use the ready-made labor?"

There is absolutely no reason to object.

A few minutes later, the five members of the "Green Triangle" who volunteered to be bulls and horses but didn't know that they were going to be bulls and horses were disarmed and stood in front of Su Che in a row.

The kangaroo had already been stripped of his long johns anyway, so he didn't care to lower his line a little bit.

He showed his bare thighs, and asked Su Che on behalf of the team members: "Boss, what do you want us to do? Chopping firewood and trees, planting and watering the fields, grinding and pulling fibers, nothing else!"

"Oh," Gu Zheng looked at him, and said coldly, "Do everything? You can twist Yangko first."

kangaroo:"???"

I am the captain of the "Green Triangle", 1.8 meters tall, [-] pounds in weight, perfect figure with [-]-pack abs, the dream lover of [-] million Nanzhou girls, you call me Yangko dance?

"What?" Gu Zheng's sense of vigilance was extremely strong, like a ferocious beast firmly guarding its territory.He has long been displeased with this scheming who deliberately sells meat, and immediately said: "It's the busy time of farming, so what's wrong with making Yangko lively?"

He doubted: "Don't you know it? You can't even twist Yangko..."

Not to mention farming and composting.

Gu Zheng looked at Su Che, shook his head regretfully, and was about to ask him to throw out these waste wood that wasted food and only ate but didn't cook.

Kangaroo immediately realized his sinister intentions.

His waist and eyes were poked hard by the koala, and it hurt. The pain awakened the captain's sense of responsibility, and he immediately said, "Who said I can't do it?"

"Isn't it just twisting Yangko? Yes! I will! I'll show you twisting right now!"

After all, I recalled the picture I had seen on the TV show. The kangaroo clamped its legs, twisted its waist, tensed its toes, raised one leg back to be close to its buttocks, pinched its orchid fingers with both hands, and jumped up happily. .

The team members applauded him dumbfoundedly, while whispering and looking at each other——

"I can't tell, our captain still has this talent?"

"Let him go to the art show after the Nanzhou E-sports Professional Invitational Tournament next year, just to save the money to invite celebrities."

"..."

The kangaroo danced hard for a long time, and the dance became more and more beautiful, and even gradually discovered new fun from Yangko.

Crystal beads of sweat rolled down from his forehead, across his neck, collarbone, and biceps, and fell into his toned pectoral muscles, firm abdominal muscles, and seductive mermaid lines, and finally sank into an unspeakable place.

He looked completely intoxicated by the wonderful Nongguang world.

Su Che watched the kangaroo's movements with great interest, completely oblivious to when Gu Zheng beside him turned dark.

Gu Zheng: "..."

How does it feel to shoot yourself in the foot with a rock?That's how it feels right now.

Never expected that this kangaroo looks so thick-eyed, but it's actually so boring in its bones!

"enough!"

The kangaroo was still a little bit reluctant when he was stopped by Gu Zheng, he wiped his sweat with his collar, his face was rosy, and he still wanted to say: "Don't continue?"

"No, use." Gu Zheng gritted his teeth.

All he wants now is to keep the kangaroos away from his deer.

"I've already confirmed your qualifications," Gu Zheng pointed to the cesspit hundreds of meters behind him, and said to the gangster who just got off the tractor, "Lead them there."

"From now on, the five of you will be members of the farm's Jinkela team!"

"..." The kangaroo was a little disappointed: "I thought it was the farm Yangko team."

"..."

Do you still want to engage in literary and artistic work with this face?Gu Zheng looked at him in disbelief.

——How hard are the audience watching the show?

The 180-jin strong man twisted like this, and the crops in the whole field might be scared and reduced!

……

"Although they can't fight, it's not that they can't escape. They must have surrendered just now."

"I know."

Su Che understands that the people in the green triangle must be trying to do something wrong by being so diligent, but he is coveting the good bodies of a few free serfs, and he wants to eat them up first and then turn his back on him, which is very scumbag.

"Let them collect manure and compost first, and then dig pits, plow the ground, and grow sweet potatoes. If it doesn't work, they can also replace harvesters in bundling, threshing, and raising wheat. Once people are busy, they don't have so much thought about wind and rain. gone."

Su Che has a plan in mind, and he has arranged the five kangaroos properly in a short period of time, and every inch of their flesh has exerted its due value.

The five members of the "Green Triangle" not only didn't notice, they thought he was a good person and whispered beside the cesspit.

The platypus asked: "Master Su is so mean, isn't it a bit too much for us to deceive him?"

"I can't help it," the kangaroo shoveled the shovel hard, and sighed, "People can't help themselves in the rivers and lakes."

Having said that, he asked: "By the way, have the coordinates of the farm been sent out?"

"It's posted," Koala replied, "not only let all the big and small forces know the location here, but Mr. Weiss also added money to buy headlines, marketing and promotion for the live broadcast room."

Looking at the golden wheat grains full of pits in front of him, and thinking about the impact of these grains on the group of players outside who lacked food and clothing and had green eyes, the kangaroo shook his head.

"Ugh."

He sincerely sighed for Master Su, who was about to be eaten to nothing by people with ulterior motives.

Then go ahead and compost.

……

Su Che didn't know that there was such a good thing as serfs descended from heaven in the world. Because he was about to take the college entrance examination, he entrusted the five members of the Green Triangle to Gu Zheng and then went to study the questions on his own.

"Don't worry," Gu Zheng promised him, "I will definitely guard our farm well!"

Fans of farming have accepted the fact that the archdruid has been swayed by him, and their mentality is very Buddhist. It is roughly expressed as "as long as the sweet potato yields [-] catties per mu, you can do whatever you like."

For Sweet Potato's sake, they swiped the screen politely——

"The field of crops under my feet is my earthy love for you!"

Su Che is wearing the cheat of Lu Jinjiang, so he can directly see the barrage in the live broadcast room.

He looked at the words of the fans, blinked, and leaned closer to Gu Zheng's ear——

"I want a piece of land recently."

"Where is the land?" Gu Zheng was thinking about how to beat down the land for his favorite deer.

Seeing his reaction, Su Che's smile deepened, and he playfully blew into Gu Zheng's earlobe: "Your heart is dead."

Gu Zheng: "..."

The green Jinjiang barrage in front of me flickered wildly——

"Ah! I'm dead!"

"I know you're a natural couple, ballball, don't show off like this! Heartbreak!"

"What kind of beautiful love is this domineering farmer?"

Perhaps it was because the earth-flavored love words did not shock the audience deeply enough. Before going off the assembly line, Su Che faced his [-]-acre cropland and said seriously: "Recently there are rumors that I like Ah Zheng and want to hug him." thigh."

"..."

While thousands of viewers waited with bated breath in the live broadcast room, Su Che turned his head and kissed Gu Zheng on the chin, "Let me clarify, this is not a rumor."

Su Jun, who worked hard to fabricate rumors and tarnish the image of the Archdruid: "..."

The students of Chuhua No. [-] Middle School who waited desperately for melons finally arrived: "..."

They smashed the melons in their hands angrily.

This melon tastes like dog food, I won't eat it!

The author has something to say: Green Triangle: Sigh for the owner of Su, who is about to be eaten up by people with ulterior motives.

"We are guilty, we have gone too far, we will give you a Yangko to make amends!"

Su Che: Huh?No, the serfs descended from the sky are happy to run everywhere.