Archdruid Farming Online

"Sit down, what are you doing?"

Just when the atmosphere was very embarrassing, a teacher walked into the classroom holding the paper.

He looked around the classroom, took the paper and knocked on the table.

Candidates in the classroom sat in their respective seats according to their test numbers. Su Che looked at his own number——

"What a coincidence."

He didn't take the last monthly exam, and the teacher who arranged the exam number arranged him to be the last one, and because of Bai Han's incident, Su Jun stayed at home from school for the last month and didn't take the exam.

So, his seat was impartial, on Su Che's left.

Su Che: "..."

He looked at Su Jun's hateful eyes and severely allergic face, and with his hand on his side, he ticked towards the seagulls outside the window.

Seagull: "Gull?"

Su Che said with mental strength: "Come here."

He ordered a few words.

The white seagull was probably just a fledgling stunned head, it tilted its head, and responded to the arch druid's order in a puzzled cry.

——Didn’t it say that we are suicidal nuclear weapons and cannot be exposed casually?

Su Che took the paper and answered it with mental strength, "I want to die with him."

Seagull: "..."

Understood. Arrangements are made.

It had a deep understanding and sympathy for the archdruid's feelings, and decided to give the ugly monster next to him some ruthlessness.

……

After one subject exam, a new myth was born in the No.20 exam room of the third grade.

"I heard that there is one person's paper in the [-]th exam room, so what?" The students stood in the corridor and whispered.

"Isn't it?" A cousin of a friend in the next class covered her mouth with her hand in the [-]th examination room, and said mysteriously: "It is said that the examinee is filling out the answer sheet, and suddenly..."

He made an exaggerated gesture with his hands: "A lump of bird droppings fell from the sky and stuck on his name! It's so big!"

"Hiss." The onlookers took a sharp breath, it was hard to believe that such a miserable thing happened in the world.

"It's not a big deal," the gossip student continued, seeing that the atmosphere was aroused, "After changing the answer sheet, once you write your name, guess what?"

In the eyes of everyone watching nervously, he smugly slapped the railing: "The bird gave him a blank look, and pulled it again."

"..." This time, there was a touch of pity in the passerby's heart.

"Write one piece of paper and write one piece of paper. I don't know what this divine bird ate yesterday to become a fine croton. In short, until the invigilator changed the seat for the coding candidate, Sitting in the corner, Shenniao stopped the unilateral bullying."

"Alas," he sighed, shaking his head, "I don't know what kind of birdman can provoke such unlimited revenge from the bird."

"Jingle Bell--"

The bell for the opening of the second door rang, and the students returned to their examination room contentedly after hearing the gossip, and continued to spread the news by the way.

……

And the development of the facts is similar to the gossip of the students.

The only thing that wasn't included in the gossip was the seagull standing in Su Jun's original position with piercing eyes, who seemed to be dazed at Su Che's side face but lowered his guttural voice and crazily complained.

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

—It's him, it's him, we picked him up from the end of the alley yesterday just to be a good bird!

In order to build a harmonious Chuhua and work hard towards the second pennant, the seagulls have been diligently picking up rubbish in the streets and alleys of Chuhua these days.

By the way, he also picked up Su Jun lying under the woven bag.

They worked hard to pick up the Jinke trash bags, woke up Su Jun with their mouths, and took the last three and fifty cents from his wallet as a reward, and the result——

"Ooooooooooooooo!"

It's fine if he didn't prepare the pennant, but he actually came to bully our beloved boss!

The seagull shook its tail feathers, its chest swelled with anger, and it looked like it could fly to Su Jun's paper at any time and drop another white bomb.

It's too difficult to be a good bird, it's better to continue to be a bad bird that bullies men and women and does all kinds of evil.

Su Che: "..."

He felt a little sympathetic to Su Jun.

What kind of sadomasochism is this full of gore and misunderstanding?

……

"The seagull was arranged by you."

After finishing the last comprehensive science exam, Su Jun, who was assigned to the same exam room again, said to Su Che in a low voice.

Su Che shrugged.

"I know it's you, don't think you can succeed!" Su Jun was short of breath and lost his mind from being hit by bird droppings.

"You can drive animals. Anyone who has seen the Transformer knows that. If I tell the school about this, how do you think the school will react?"

No reaction.

Su Che wanted to unscrew the cheap brother's head to see if he was beaten too badly yesterday and his mind was filled with sea water.

"Whoever asserts, he who proves." He replied to Su Jun in six words, and by the way, stay away from him, so as not to be infected by the sound of clanging waves.

"Su, Che!"

Su Jun stood where he was, gritting his teeth.

Some white bird droppings were stained on his sleeves, and Jin Kela's allergic cheeks were no longer as handsome as usual, which had been noticed by the students around him a long time ago.

The six words "a classmate who codes" can be hidden from most people, but not from some well-informed gossips. They point and whisper to Su Jun——

"Is it him?"

"The face is swollen to 1.5 times the size of others, with single eyelids, chuunibha and intermittent mania, it should be right."

"Tsk, poor."

"What's so pitiful? That's the man who is doted on by the anal iron bird!"

In less than a day, the popularity of messages about Su Jun reached another level. Not only the third year students, but even the first and second year students secretly discussed this beautiful love between man and bird.

The post titled "Pretty bird's heart is secretly changed, throwing white turbidity to try marriage in person" received thousands of replies in a day, was topped on the homepage, and was also marked as Hot by the moderator of the Chuhua No. [-] Middle School forum area.

According to the legend, "the man who is favored by the anal iron god bird", referred to as the bird man, has become a new generation of Internet celebrities in Chuhua No. [-] Middle School, and a lucky boy who has attracted much attention.

The true identity of this lucky boy should have been unknown. After all, Su Jun is now suffering from severe allergies and his face is beyond recognition. It is a pity that he revealed his vest early in the morning in order to frame Su Che. profound.

According to their word of mouth, the thin layer of mosaic covering Su Jun's head was in jeopardy. It would be broken with a poke, and it had no dignity as a mosaic at all.

It can only be said that fortunately, Su Jun was concentrating on the monthly exam, so he didn't know the turbulent waves caused by the Internet for the time being.

Otherwise, I'm afraid I'm going to be pissed off.

……

Su Che walked down the last step in a good mood and walked outside the school gate.

Unexpectedly, another surprise was waiting for him.

"A Zheng?!"

He saw a handsome and gentle man standing outside the familiar luxury car.

"When did you come back?"

"An hour ago." Gu Zheng opened the car door for him gracefully, "I can't wait to see you as soon as I get back."

The smile on Su Che's face couldn't be contained, and Gu Linan, who was sitting in the driver's seat, silently swallowed a mouthful of royal dog food.

He said: "Grandma, let's go back and do the quizzes?"

Su Che nodded and got into the car.

He didn't notice the flash of light behind him, Su Jun took a photo with his mobile phone, zoomed in and looked at the people in the car, thoughtfully.

"Gu Family, Second Young Master Gu..."