Archdruid Farming Online

Su Che actually didn't want to take the sea otter back.

After all, this kind of food does not meet the taste of human beings, and if it is raised...

Looking at the baby sea otters with round heads and round brains, soft fur, spreading their bellies and floating in the water tank, holding each other's little hands, looking innocent and peaceful, Su Che's eyes flickered for a moment.

"I heard that sea otters have an unusual sexual interest in harbor seal cubs." Gu Zheng explained from the side with a straight face, emphasizing the word "sexual interest".

"I see." Su Che deadpanned the thought just now.

This kind of cute animal, which is as evil as a dolphin, can be raised by whoever likes it.

He precisely hit a furry who might compete for favor in the future and conformed to the arch druid's aesthetics. Grandpa smiled slightly, hiding his merit and fame.

He feels that the 8G animal world in the tablet is worthless.

……

"By the way, why are you here?" After accepting the gift from the baby killer whale, Su Che asked in the midst of its excited "beeps and beeps".

The orca baby who was excitedly describing how delicious the arctic shrimp was and how refreshing the arctic clam was was to the little cutie, briefly stopped his chatter, rubbed his head against the side of the boat, and said, "Wow!"

Grandpa is coming!

Knowing that Grandpa Killer Whale decided to travel around the mother planet before starting retirement life, and by the way, the first stop was to go to Haining City to find himself, Su Che was a little moved, and then heard from it——

"What, you ran into the speedboat of the mysterious organization?"

"Huh?"

The orca baby tilted its head following his example, and corrected——

What speedboat, that's canned!

"……All right."

The speedboat that the mysterious organization took was retired by the military more than ten years ago. It adopts a bionic structure and its external shape is a bit like a sardine.

Perhaps the designers did not expect that these speedboats would be disassembled into real sardine cans after many years.

Su Che silently lit a lot of wax for the crew on board.

"You don't eat people, do you?" He looked around, avoiding the eyes of the people around him, and whispered to the baby killer whale.

Cannibalism is illegal!This time the judge can't save you either!

Unexpectedly, Su Che originally thought that he was going to do business for his own benefit, and secretly took the baby killer whale to clean up the mess, but it froze for a moment, frantically shook its head, and turned its head into a small electric motor.

--No no!

"Really?" Su Che didn't believe it, he muttered, "It shouldn't be..."

--real!

In order to gain the trust of the little cutie, the baby killer whale secretly exposed the biggest secret of grandpa.

"Hey—" it let out a long cry.

- We don't eat people!Grandpa wants to eat it, but it has no teeth!

The cry spread throughout the entire sea area, and many echoes came from the bottom of the sea a few meters, tens of meters, or even hundreds of meters deep.

"What, no teeth?"

"A toothless killer whale?"

"Hahahaha I laughed so hard, killer whales don't have teeth."

"Where is this toothless whale? I want to visit!"

Who says sea creatures don't gossip?

Su Che, Baby Killer Whale: "..."

Knowing that it was in trouble, the baby killer whale let out a "beep" and hid behind the patrol ship.

But it's useless to hide, an angry "Yeah! Sneeze!" came from a sea mile ahead.

The killer whale grandpa is irritable every day: Which grandson said I have no teeth? !

The huge sound was like thunder, which frightened the police on the patrol boat. Su Che comforted them: "It's okay."

He turned his head and translated the words of Grandpa Killer Whale with Gu Zheng.

Gu Zheng concluded: "Grandson is right, and toothless is also right."

Overall, this is an honest old grandpa.

……

When the members of the mysterious organization were finally found by the patrol boat, they looked at the huge police badge on the boat, as if they saw their relatives.

"Help! Help!"

"here!"

"Save me first!"

A group of minions in yellow immersion suits float on the sea, waving their arms desperately. They look terrified, as if they just crawled out of a ghost movie.

When did the Central Continent Police Department become so amiable in the eyes of the fugitives?

The policemen on the patrol boat murmured, but in the spirit of humanitarianism, they still threw out lifelines and lifeboats to salvage these listless fugitives.

"one two three four……"

A policeman in charge of the matter took the list and counted, counting and counting, except for the three speedboats that were blown up into big fireworks before, there were a total of 27 people here, which was slightly less than the number of crew members of the three ships.

"What's wrong?" the policeman asked the prisoner.

The middle-aged man, who looked like a researcher, had half a pair of glasses broken. He pointed at the sea in front of him, shaking his hands into sieves——

"There, there, there are monsters!"

The sea surface undulated slightly, as if the back of some animal passed below, a huge shadow flashed away, and a few bubbles appeared on the sea surface.

"Didn't it mean that killer whales don't eat people?" The police officer turned to look at Su Che.

Su Che spread his hands, lying on the side of the boat, and called out the group of killer whales wandering not far away: "They haven't eaten, if you don't believe me, you can check it on the spot."

However, it doesn't mean that all the evolutionary species watching the fun are vegetarians?

They came to admire the toothless killer whale, and then snatched a few snacks under the angry roar of the killer whale. It was reasonable and there was nothing wrong with it.

"It's too much!" Su Che defended Grandpa Orca: "If you pass by, grab it, don't you have any sympathy!"

"I will avenge you!"

He asked the policeman beside him: "Isn't this a violation of the catastrophe protocol?"

Police: "...in theory."

"That's right!" Su Che clapped his hands, "Dahei, the killer whale, said that he can provide the racial identities and appearance characteristics of these evolved animals. Do you want to try to arrest them?"

police:"……"

These policemen from Haining City felt that they might be ignorant. In short, it was the first time in their law enforcement career that they received a report from an evolutionary species.They held the words "King squid, 40 meters long, reddish brown, with ten arms and legs; lion's mane jellyfish, two, blue-purple, eight meters long, highly poisonous; oarfish, one, 17 meters long, not tasty... ..." confession, with complicated emotions.

"...If you have a chance, let's practice sketching." After a moment of silence, looking at the portrait of the dog in the confession, the policeman sincerely suggested.

Su Che accepts advice humbly.

He felt that if he persisted in assisting the police in dealing with cases related to evolutionary species in the future, he might get a "good citizen" pennant much older than the crow.

congratulations.

……

After a few days, they returned to Haining City.

Su Che sat on the hotel sofa with a serious expression, Gu Linan was on the left, and a drooping apple tree was on the right.

The little apple tree was weak and its leaves were all yellow.

Su Che was afraid that something would happen to it on his own territory, so he sent another force of nature over there, and then interrogated the two——

"Say, do you dare next time?"

The apple tree drooped and dropped two leaves.

- I dare not.

I once dreamed of going to the end of the world with the waves, but I gave up the original plan because of too much water loss.The evolutionary apple tree accidentally fell into the sea during the chase battle between the "Silver Arrow" and the enemy ship. A dry tree.

This is nothing, what's even more frightening is that when Su Che found it, there were several dolphins around the tree trunk ready to move.

Looking at the little sapling that was ups and downs in the sea, unable to resist...

Su Che: "Stop! No! Stay on the third leg!"

Under the orders of the archdruid, the dolphins reluctantly left their spot and looked back from time to time.

Su Che had no choice but to threaten them: "If this happens again, I will call the killer whale."

This finally dispersed.

"Whoa, whoa-"

The little apple tree shook its branches and leaves vigorously, like a chill, trying to make itself forget the situation at that time.

It: come on!

Su Che took a pair of gardening scissors borrowed from the front desk of the hotel, "click, click", and cut off the dense and scattered branches of the apple tree, leaving a few trunks with a clear structure.

He fixed the trunk of the apple tree and said, "After cutting a new head shape, it will be an adult tree. If you understand some principles, don't be so sloppy. What good results will the sloppy waves have in the end?"

This time I was almost raped, and next time I might really be raped.

The three views of the little apple tree have long been deeply baptized, and it sincerely said: "I know."

There was only a sound of rustling leaves, and it was talking to itself——

"The species in the sea are too messy, it's better to be self-sufficient plants like us!"

Su Che: "..."

He thought to himself, that's not necessarily the case, maybe the dolphins also think you are perverted.

Cultural differences between species are really kind of difficult things to understand.

"Okay." After cutting the head of the small apple tree, seeing it look brand new, and because there are no branches in the way, Su Che patted the broken branches and fallen leaves on his body, and said, "Luochuan County Academy of Agricultural Sciences The internal investigation has been completed, and Professor Song will take you back by private plane tomorrow, are you excited?"

"what?!"

If the apple tree is struck by lightning, even the leaves will not shake.

Putting the apple tree that was hit too hard aside, Su Che said to Gu Zheng: "I heard that the people caught this time played a role in Luochuan County Academy of Agricultural Sciences' investigation of traitors. I think Professor Song will come over tomorrow and provide more information. Information related to the mysterious organization."

Gu Zheng nodded.

"These are trivial matters, let's concentrate on participating in the first seagull governance competition."

"Of course."

Even though he said so, the three of them present, Yishu, knew that there was no suspense for No.1 in this match.

During the days when Su Che left, the dark wings of the crows had covered the entire white-tailed beach.

The entire beach was shrouded in darkness, and all the free seagulls became slaves of the teaching director.

They have a glorious new identity—

Fortunately, the archdruid did not give up and brought advanced new knowledge, so he changed his mind and became a bird again, an adult bird cram school gull!

Under the organization of Mr. Crow, these seagulls are divided into two shifts, day and night.

Half of them went back to their old business and threw rubbish on the three beaches except S2, S4, and S5.

The other half changed their ways and went to pick up trash on the S4 beach conscientiously.

As a result, one ebbs and the other, the S4 beach belonging to Su Che is as smooth as new, S2 and S5 remain unchanged, maintaining the dominant position of No.2 and No.3, while the other three beaches...

The contestants on these three beaches recognized the reality and transformed into industrious and brave scavengers, dedicating a variety of scavenging postures and scavenging skills to the audience of Green Jinjiang.

"The program compilation of "The First Seagull Governance Competition in Haining City" has become the No. 2 in the 'farming' category, almost catching up with the fading popularity of "Transformer"." Gu Linan reported real-time data to grandma.

"Very good." Su Che clenched his fist with one hand and tapped the palm of the other hand.

He thought: "The reform through labor is going well, it's time for Mr. Crow to organize the seagulls to study "100 Kelp Planting Techniques"."

Mao Mao is responsible for developing agriculture!