Archdruid Farming Online

The cruise ship slowly sailed into the middle of the strait.

The speed of the boat is about ten knots, allowing the tourists on board to enjoy the scenery on both sides of the strait carefully.

The Griffin Islands have undulating terrain and beautiful scenery. The beautiful scenery of the mountains and the grandeur of the modern city appear alternately in front of you, reflecting the blue sea and blue sky.

It can be said that the scenery along the way alone is worth half of the fare.

The other half of the ticket price will naturally fall on the marine animals that follow the cruise ship all the way.

The cruise ship has just sailed out of the port. At this time, most of the tourists are gathered on the viewing platform on the fourth floor, overlooking the wide sea below.

The sea was slightly rippling.

Sudden--

With a "plop", a naive seal appeared from the front of the ship's side with a small colorful leather ball on it.

Sometimes it stretches its neck, sometimes jumps into the sea, takes the ball to do several difficult movements, and finally slaps the ball with its pectoral fins to the tourists on the boat. The last one leans back and splashes a small flower. The small water splash gracefully returned to the bottom of the sea.

"it is good!"

The first program is always the most eye-catching. The audience was excited by the wonderful performance of the seals and clapped their hands. The tourists on the second floor of the viewing platform triggered a small game in order to catch the ball shot by the seals. riot.

Gu Zheng also clapped his hands twice following the crowd.

"Do you like it?" Su Che turned to look at him, raised his vigilance, and secretly compared his deer shape with a seal in his heart.

——Body, strong and graceful VS fat and round, seal OUT×

——Height, 1.2 meters long legs VS no legs at all, seal OUT×

——Appearance, the world's cutest with round deer eyes VS small ugly eyes, seal OUT×

——Swimming ability... This is incomparable. The druid is a landlubber, pure, and he barely survived drowning by turning into a deer.

If a worldwide problem was posed in front of Su Che, "Boyfriend and Furry fell into the sea at the same time, who would you save?"

Su Che's answer is of course——

Let them work hard to save themselves, and work hard so that the two parties don't hold each other back, Over.

In short, seeing Gu Zheng's unusual attention to the seals, Su Che became vigilant.

The mental power shrouded in mid-air was slightly depressed, and tentatively touched the animals hidden in the sea. The seal, which had already dived to a depth of two meters, suddenly tripped over its left fin and fell headfirst into the water. Like a fat cigar.

The cigar spewed out a section of white bubbles with an "ow", and then swam to the back of the ship with its tail between its legs, far away from the archdruid and his boyfriend.

Seal: So fierce, so fierce, I can't afford to mess with it!

Su Che blinked and revealed a happy smile.

Gu Zheng noticed his joyful mood, and also vaguely felt the resentment from the seal coming from more than ten meters underwater.

He compared the two on the balance, and took the deer and the seal without any psychological pressure.

"Good boy." Patting Su Che's arm, Gu Zheng pointed to the sea ahead and said, "Look!"

"Wow!" Another burst of cheers erupted from the audience.

I saw the performance of the seals as if a switch was turned on. For a while, various marine animals appeared on the front of the sea tens of meters away from the cruise ship, on the left and right sides of the ship.

There are seals, sea lions, walruses, dolphins, beluga whales, and all kinds of deep-sea fish. They jump out of the sea from time to time, making all kinds of fancy stunts amid the cheers of the audience, showing off their vigorous bodies. posture.

The enthusiasm from the "Siren" could almost make waves on the sea. Su Che felt that if there was an item selling fish food, bait and small dried fish on board, the business would be very good.

A naughty dolphin put the ball on its own kiss, swam to the front of Su Che, jumped up suddenly, and threw the ball in his direction.

—— was held firmly in Gu Zheng's hands.

The white whale's head was decorated with seaweed and shells, and with a flick of its tail, it threw the most beautiful big shell caught on its tail towards Su Che.

——Gu Zheng caught it with his other hand.

The walrus swam over with a coral on its head, but before it could show its courteousness, the coral on its head was yanked by the domineering white whale.

——Gu Zheng looked calm, hooked with his toes effortlessly, and placed it on the deck.

The marine animals seem to be interested in this entertainment project, and the gifts from the deep sea emerge in endlessly, but Gu Zheng resists it without fear.

The audience of the "Siren" completely regarded the scene in front of them as a program that Sea World had arranged long ago, and watched all this with great interest.

A little boy who only reached the waist of an adult tugged at the corner of his father's clothes in a childlike voice, and asked, "Dad, why doesn't this uncle go to the Zhongzhou football team as a goalkeeper?"

"If he goes to be the goalkeeper, the Zhongzhou team won't even be able to qualify for the top eight?"

The little boy's father pressed his head heavily, refusing to answer the painful question.

There are nine continents in the parent planet, and Zhongzhou's football team has been in the World Cup for eight consecutive times... and has not been shortlisted for the top eight.

If you don't say anything, you will be tears if you say too much.

"This uncle is so good at football. If he goes to the Zhongzhou team, he will be suspected of taking doping." The little boy's mother solved the problem for her son in a concise manner, regardless of how such an answer would affect his son's worldview. .

Gu Zheng, who has excellent hearing ability, heard all this: "..."

With a backhand, he threw the ball in his left hand back to the white whale, smashing it into a daze for a while, and a small circle full of stars seemed to materialize above his head.

And Su Che: "..."

Looking at all this, he couldn't feel better.

Su Che didn't realize at all that his boyfriend was dealing with his rival in love, and he was very scheming. He looked at the white whale and couldn't believe it.

——You dressed up so coquettishly, you came to tease my boyfriend, and you even played a game of ball tossing with him?

what is this?

This is the popular idol drama that Gu Linan showed him. The heroine was standing on the balcony admiring the flowers, and accidentally threw the ball on the face of the domineering CEO next door. , you managed to get my attention."

A metamorphic derivative of the Ocean Mary Sue version!

Can't see it.

Su Che took a deep look at the white whale, as if he wanted to look into its heart.

I can't tell that you look so white, but your eyes are darker than the bottom of a pot!

Think you can be a white lotus because you look white?

no way!

Gu Zheng didn't seem to feel the tense atmosphere around him, and he asked Su Che, "What do you think of the show just now?"

--How about it?

—Of course not!

Su Che groaned inwardly, but pretended not to care about such a small matter.

Holding the airs of a professional acrobat performer, he commented very objectively: "There is no passion, no hot spots, no violent aesthetics and magical magic that can ignite the adrenaline of the audience."

"Even the most basic acrobatics are unqualified. Even if you don't know how to cut a whale body, at least you can perform riding a unicycle and jumping through a fire hoop?"

As he spoke, he used his mental strength to convey his evaluation to the white whale underneath.

White Whale: "..."

BAA Baa baa? ? ?

Drilling through a ring of fire?Riding a unicycle?

What to ride?face?

After receiving the grievance and bewilderment from the White Whale, Su Che looked even more disappointed.

"Oh," he said to Gu Zheng, "this year's acrobats are not good enough."

Gu Zheng: "..."

He wanted to refute, but when he thought of the deer flying knives, deer body cutting, and deer turning into living deer he performed in the human world with Dumb Deer in his previous life, he felt...

Seems right?

"Well, it's really not possible," Gu Zheng said sincerely, "It's far worse than you!"

It can be said that the desire to survive is very strong.

Under the water, upon hearing Gu Zheng's answer, the white whale hit the surface of the sea with its tail, raised its head, and sprayed out a high jet of water.

At this moment, the little white whale with the green seaweed on its head deeply understood a truth.

——Human beings are big pigs!

"Ow!" It swam underwater and was comforted by the seal that had just been turned into a cigar by the archdruid.

——Give up, you and humans have no future.

"Meow meow meow!"

— but with us there!

The dolphin, dubbed Teddy in the Water, swam happily over, wagging its tail and nudging the beluga whale intimately, showing that they wouldn't mind a romantic interracial love affair, whether it's one-on-one or a couple Many, all to accompany to the end.

White Whale: "..."

Without saying a word, it sent a few dolphins to the sky with its tail.

The dolphins leaped from left to right, forming a perfect heart shape.

Su Che: "..."

"I seem to have an idea," he said, "I know how to make this parade look better!"

"don't want……"

Before Gu Zheng finished speaking, he was swimming slowly in the sea, and only raised his head after a while, enjoying the cheers and feeding of humans, which perfectly explained what it meant to say that marine animals who did not work hard suffered disaster.

They were forced to float to the surface, and according to the druid's wishes, they were shaped like hearts for a while, lips for a while, and then spread out layer by layer, like fireworks blooming on the sea, and they also had to pay attention to color matching.

The audience didn't realize that this was a complete accident. They thought they had seen a fixed program of Sea World, and they took pictures with heart-shaped dolphins as the background.Couples cheered and kissed, and parents with children turned their heads and looked at each other and smiled.

However, the senior acrobatic deer's personal guidance is not for them, just to leave this best scene for the people on the top of his heart.

"Each one is the shape of loving you." Su Che said next to Gu Zheng's ear, his breath sprayed on his ear, itching.

Gu Zheng: "..."

To be honest, he was a little flustered, because of Druid's previous record, every time Su Che began to talk sweetly, Gu Zheng wondered if there was a rival in love hiding in the dark, waiting for him to cross mountains and rivers to conquer.

The two maintained such an earthy romance until the "Siren" entered a special sea area.

The automatic broadcast on the ship released a soft female voice——

"Attention, you are entering the killer whale area ahead. Please pay attention to your personal safety, be careful of crowding, don't push, and be careful not to fall into the water. Thank you for your cooperation and wish you a pleasant tour."

"..."

The broadcast repeats three times and then disappears.

"Ow!"

"Di Di!"

"Meow meow meow!"

Almost instantly, the acrobats who were still clustered around the cruise ship fled in all directions and disappeared into the depths of the ocean. Several dolphins almost had their tails cramped because they held their positions for too long.

The audience looked at the quiet sea ahead in bewilderment, until——

With a "snap", a six or seven-meter-long orca tail slapped the water, and with long white water marks, it came out of the sea brazenly.

The black and white skin reflected the bright sunlight, and water droplets slid from its body, breaking into thousands of bright spots of light.

At this moment, the killer whale came riding the wind and waves, with a 1000-watt halo behind it, and countless sea animals screaming and fleeing seemed to play a gloomy and solemn BGM for the appearance of this top predator, for example——

"Song of the Gangster"

The killer whale sank down suddenly, and the audience on the cruise subconsciously backed away. Their hearts seemed to be tightened by something, and they flinched.

"嘿" a loud cry.

The killer whale surfaced and lifted the seaweed hat that the belugas had left behind by running too fast.

It put seaweed on top of its head, complacently swam from left to right in front of the "Siren", and swam from right to left again. Its strong and powerful fins slapped the sea surface and said in awe——

"Whoa, whoa, whoa!!!"

Su Che and Gu Zheng: "..."

The audience who were still terrified half a minute ago: "..."

For some reason, seeing the performance of this killer whale, the atmosphere suddenly became less serious.

"It's still a child..."

After thinking for a long time, Gu Zheng could only come up with this omnipotent explanation.

You are right, for the group of killer whales with a body length of eight to ten meters, the little killer whale with a body length of only six meters is indeed a stinky baby.

It floated curiously on the surface of the sea, took a peek at the people on the "Siren", turned its head, and swam towards the depths of the sea, turning its head back from time to time and making a "beep, beep, beep" sound, as if for the sake of the "Siren". "Tourists on board lead the way.

The "Siren" did exactly as the killer whale wished, silently following behind it, sailing towards the sea area occupied by the killer whale group.

"Be careful." Seeing this pasture belonging to top predators, Su Che suddenly held Gu Zheng's hand, frowned and said, "I have a bad feeling."

As he spoke, he released his mental power and tried to communicate with the baby killer whale in front of him.

However, baby killer whales—

The hat is really nice, but it's a bit small. Do you want to add some water plants?

Well, the shells are also good, shiny.

Su Che: "..."

Such a stinky baby needs a humpback whale with big pectoral fins to educate it in love!