Archdruid Farming Online

The two hijackers came up from the airport. They pretended to be porters and hid in the cargo hold after carrying all the luggage. They thought they were fully prepared and would be able to complete the mission easily.

However, he never expected that his opponent was not the people in the cabin, but a flock of birds.

This cruel reality made the weapons prepared by the two completely useless.

By the time they realized it... they were already bald.

The sight was blocked by the wings of the crows, and the short and strong laser knives were swaying in the air, but they couldn't even touch a black feather.

"Gah!"

The crows grasped the superiority in the air, easily snatched the laser knife from his hand, handed it over to the little one, and looked back proudly to review their achievements.

——Whoever is said to be squeezed can be squeezed, and whoever is said to be squeezed into the Sahara will never be squeezed into the Mediterranean.

——Qingshan Crow, with 20 years of hair-plucking experience, is trustworthy.

The two hijackers were almost beaten in the face by the crow, and there was no room for resistance.

The tall and thin man touched the top of his head, saw a trace of blood on the palm of his hand, and suddenly pulled out a pistol from his body.

"Back off!"

His eyes were red, and he shot several times at the crows around him.

The moment he heard the gunshot, Gu Zheng took half a step forward and blocked Su Che behind him.

"It's okay." Su Che patted Gu Zheng's arm, "Look."

Sure enough, the next second——

"Damn it, you're fucking crazy!"

Sparks splashed on the alloy deck, and the short man hopped his feet violently. Seeing a bullet flying past his crotch, his eyes were straightened.

He clutched the important parts, if it wasn't for the scruples that he was still surrounded by enemy birds, he would have killed each other right now.

"When you shoot a bird, you shoot the bird. Why are you aiming at Lao Tzu's bird?!"

Just a little bit, just a little bit, chicken and egg, he will be useless in this life!

Outside the encirclement, Gu Zheng glanced at Su Che.

With an innocent face, Su Che grabbed his shoulder and looked at the sky and the earth, but he didn't look at Gu Zheng's eyes.

"Tsk tsk tsk, it's really miserable."

He sighed for Ao Dazhuang sincerely, completely disregarding that Ao Dazhuang was still his enemy at the moment, he was very kind.

Gu Zheng: "..."

If you read correctly, it was this kind druid who used his mental power to influence the tall and thin man just now, causing his bullets to shift a little and aim at the lower body of his accomplice.

"What's the matter?" Su Che glanced at Gu Zheng out of the corner of his eye, and asked knowingly.

"It's nothing." Gu Zheng stretched out his hand, covered his ears, isolated the kind druid from the screams that ruined the atmosphere, and lowered his head to kiss the corner of his mouth.

"Well done, keep it up,"

Su Che: (*^▽^*)/

The crow's black wings seem to form a barrier in the cabin. Outside the barrier, the years are quiet, dog food is everywhere, and heart-shaped pink bubbles are floating in the air. Inside the barrier...

"Clap" sound.

The tall and thin one was not paying attention, his wrist was grabbed and twisted by the crow, and the pistol in his hand was picked up by another crow before it landed, and it was thrown in front of Su Che.

"Cao!"

He gritted his teeth, made a gasp between his teeth, and reached into his trouser pocket.

The palm touched something cold and hard, before I could take it out...

"Pala--"

The pants were ripped open by another crow, it easily stretched its head, took a button-sized item in its mouth, and threw it back at Su Che.

"Be careful."

Gu Zheng's pupils shrank, he recognized what it was, stood up, and firmly held it in his palm.

"Miniature smoke bombs," he said, "are used to cause chaos in public places. One can cover dozens of square meters."

The kicking and clattering not far away continued, and the crows threw out miniature tear gas bombs, signal flares, and electromagnetic bombs one after another...

and many more.

They are all miniature, only the size of a button, and they are hidden on the bodies of the thin and tall and the short and strong, making it hard to guard against.

"Quack quack quack!"

Seeing that the booty they gave to the little one was so rich, the crows were full of ambition, and their crows were like laughing, very ghostly.

Su Che recognized what they wanted to say from the chaotic noise——

Wheel robbery, we are professionals!

Su Che: "..."

To be precise, this is true.

Since they cannot be used in the narrow space of the aircraft and are restricted, the thin and tall and the short and strong do not carry many thermal weapons with them, and they are all prepared to escape from the airport.

In order not to bury the plane with themselves at an altitude of 9000 meters, they did not dare to detonate the electromagnetic bomb, so they had to watch helplessly as the weapons they had brought into the airport were looted one by one.

"Hold!"

The last signal flare was snatched from the palm of the crow's hand abruptly. Short and strong, he spat and regretted infinitely: "What did I do with so many bombs? They can't be used on the plane! Why didn't I bring an ultrasonic bird repellent?" come?"

When the tall and thin man heard his words, he also regretted the same thing, his heart was like a knife.

However, there is no regret medicine in the world.

"There is only one last way."

The soles of the shoes rubbed against the floor, and the tall and thin man let out a sigh of relief and made up his mind.

He and Gao Dazhuang glanced at each other hastily, and said loudly, "Stop!"

"You see what this is?!"

A palm-sized box was dug out from the dark groove of the sole by Shu Dazhuang. He lifted the box high and showed the display screen with countdown in front of Su Che and Gu Zheng.

On the screen, the red countdown to 01:28:44 was like a smear of blood, flashing a cold and ominous light.

"Time bomb."

Gu Zheng's tone became cold.

"Correct."

Short and strong, holding this square box as big as his palm, seemed to have a backbone suddenly, "It's a time bomb."

He said: "Don't underestimate this bomb, the explosive equivalent in it can send us all to heaven!"

Su Che: "..."

He held his chin and reminded: "We are going to heaven now."

Short and strong: "..."

Fuck, forgot.

He glanced at the blue sky and white clouds in the porthole, and felt that he had nothing to say.

This idiot!

The tall, thin man elbowed his short, strong chest.

"Cough," the tongue and teeth stumbled, and the short, strong and strong words said: "You said you, when have you been, why are you still talking about words?"

"In short, as long as you know that with this bomb in hand, blowing up a plane is nothing to us!"

"Now!" He said: "If you don't want to die, give me the sapling in your hand!"

"What if I don't hand it in?" Su Che asked.

"Then just wait for the explosion on the spot!" Short Da Zhuang said viciously.

"..."

After pondering for a moment, Su Che sighed helplessly and gave in.

He picked up the apple tree with one hand and took Gu Zheng with the other, and the two walked towards the hijacker's huddled position together.

As he walked, the crows in front of him dispersed layer by layer, and gathered on top of Su Che's head, around his body, and behind in turn, adding a layer of pure natural and pollution-free appearance buffs to him, just like the legendary Great Demon King .

"I have another question," he said.

Following Su Che's voice, the eight hundred crows turned their heads in unison, and their yellow eyes stared at the short, strong and thin one together, which made their hearts tremble and feel a little chilly.

"You said."

"Since this time bomb will explode in an hour and a half, why did you climb out of the cargo hold so long in advance?"

Su Che tilted his head, seemingly out of pure curiosity.

"Isn't this a warning to the snake?"

"..."

It's okay not to say, when he said this, the short, strong and lanky man couldn't help recalling the torture he had suffered in the cargo hold for half an hour before.

Physically, as well as mentally.

A smell of nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium rose from nowhere, floating in the noses of the two.

Short, big and strong: vomit.

Due to the stress reaction, his mind was in a trance for a moment, and even the movements of his hands froze.

At this moment, Su Che said: "Prince!"

The distance between the two sides was still more than two meters, and the two hijackers did not raise their vigilance at all.They watched helplessly as a branch at the top of the small apple tree soared, crossed this distance in an instant, and divided into two small branches in the shape of a "Y", grabbed the time bomb in the short, strong palm and ran away.

With a "squeak", before Shorty Dazhuang could react, the long branch had already retracted to its original shape. It stuffed the time bomb into Gu Zheng's arms, and shook the verdant leaves on the top of the branch.

—Here, spoils.

——Done and call it a day!

Short, strong, thin and tall: "..."

This feeling is so familiar.

Wasn't that how the crow snatched it just now?

Before coming to this trip, the short, strong and thin ones had learned about the mission objectives. It is said that the apple tree cultivated by the Luochuan County Academy of Agricultural Sciences is a very indifferent, unmoving, picky and particular tree, which was jokingly called by some researchers "Prince Luochuan."

And now... they just want to kill the person who provided the news.

cold?Pooh!

Don't like to move?Pooh!

Picky?Pooh!

Have you ever seen a prince who moves like a rabbit, calms like a mad dog, and fights like a gust of wind?

Four sorrowful and indignant eyes shot at Su Che who was hugging the prince. It is said that this person picked up the apple tree that was sent to Chuhua City by mistake, and got along with it day and night.

The tall and thin man and the tall and short man have a tacit understanding, and they complained together in their hearts——

Birds are like this, and trees are also like this. You don't know if your family runs the Lanxiang Robbery Technical School, right?

Su Che: "..."

With a wave of his hand, he let the crows surround the two of them again, making it airtight, and then turned his head, looking for comfort from his lover.

"Hey, what are you doing?"

Gu Zheng looked at the time bomb stuffed into his arms by the apple tree.

He took out a multifunctional saber from his pocket, removed the outer casing of the time bomb, and observed the dense wires connected between the detonator and the detonator.

"I'm trying to defuse the bomb," he said, "notify the captain that there are dangerous items on the plane, and ask him to contact the control tower and make an emergency landing."

"clear."

"Don't be afraid." Gu Zheng stretched out his hand and touched Su Che's face.

"What am I afraid of?" Su Che rubbed his palm and smiled at him: "Anyway, there is still more than an hour, enough time for the plane to land at the nearest airport."

"Okay, go and do your work."

Seeing Gu Zheng bowing his head and carefully studying the structure of the bomb, Su Che lowered his voice, trying not to disturb him.

He called the purser and told her the situation.

"how come……"

The flight attendant had been closely watching the situation in the cabin before, and when she saw the time bomb in Gu Zheng's hand, she became nervous for a moment, and immediately rushed to the videophone to report the current situation to the captain.

Su Che, on the other hand, looked at the two hijackers in front of him, thoughtfully.

Although it is unlikely that these two people know anything, in order to share the pressure for Gu Zheng, he still wants to find clues from them.

The short, strong and thin ones stared at the time bomb that Gu Zheng dismantled, their hearts were anxious, and their expressions revealed a trace of nervousness.

Su Che: "Put down the bomb and become a Buddha instantly?"

Short, strong, thin and tall: "..."

Staring at the tops of the two of their heads, Su Che pointed out something: "Look, you are all bald, what are you still clinging to?"

"How about we discuss how to build a harmonious and beautiful Central Continent together? If you object, you can shake your hair."

Short, strong, thin and tall: "..."

They stared at Su Che angrily.

——What's wrong with the bald?Can a bald man do bad things?

——Still shaking your hair?I want to report you for hair discrimination!

……

With a steady hand, Gu Zheng slowly pushed aside the intricate wires to eliminate the wrong interference items, leaving only three wires of different colors connected to the detonator in the end.

"Red, blue, and green." Su Che turned his head and took a look, and said to the two hijackers whom he had persuaded to be loveless, "Come on, choose one."

Gu Zheng picked up the scissors on the multifunctional saber, and gestured on the detonator.

Looking at the appearance of the two of them, it doesn't look like they are going to defuse a bomb, but they seem to be shopping at the vegetable market and discussing what to eat tonight.

Short, strong, thin and tall: "..."

Cold sweat dripped from his forehead layer by layer.

If they choose the wrong one, they don't have to wait for more than an hour, and they will immediately explode on the spot at an altitude of 9000 meters.

Huge psychological pressure dragged down two people.

Short and strong: "No, no... I don't know."

"We didn't prepare the bomb," said the tall, thin man, who looked more flustered than his companions, "No, don't cut it... be careful!"

The numbers on the LCD screen flickered suddenly, and then instantly reset to zero from 01:18:32.

"careful!"

Gu Zheng's pupils shrank, and he shouted at the same time as the tall and thin man.

He pulled Su Che, threw him and the apple tree to the ground with his body, and threw it far away to the tail of the aircraft the moment he noticed the change of the time bomb with his other hand.

"Boom!"

In mid-air, flames splashed everywhere, and the fragments and smoke brought by the explosion covered everyone's eyes.