Archdruid Farming Online

There was nothing to do on the way back to Qingshan Village, so Gu Zheng asked Su Che, "Show me something interesting?"

"What?" Su Che was really curious and leaned over.

"Cough." Gu Zheng turned on the tablet on his lap.

What was played inside was a video, a live broadcast of the Su family villa.

"Before I left, I left something small for Wutong," he said.

Now it seems that director Wutong did not live up to his expectations, and cooperated with major plant photographers to submit a perfect answer sheet.

Su Che's eyes lit up, he took Gu Zheng's arm, and changed into a posture suitable for watching a movie.

"You are the best." He smiled and kissed Gu Zheng's face.

"Shhh, don't move," Gu Zheng adjusted the flying car to autopilot, bit Dailu's lip in an anti-customer manner, and reminded him: "The protagonist is out."

"!"

Sure enough, Su Che didn't move. He looked at the picture on the screen expectantly and curiously.

There are three protagonists in the short video—Bai Han, Su Jiming, and Xue Bai who stays at Su's house.

Bai Han lost her usual demeanor, her hair was disheveled, her eye circles were red, and there was a tear in the corner of her eyes, she looked very pitiful.

She was guarding in the living room, and when Su Jiming appeared, he grabbed his sleeves. The white dress on his body trembled like a water lotus that had been torn by the wind and rain.

"Old Su, listen to my explanation."

To put it aside, Su Jiming usually likes Bai Han's weak appearance the most, but at this moment he is not in the mood to listen to her.

Thanks to the audience in Lvjinjiang, when he opened his eyes and saw Bai Han's familiar face, what came to his mind was not love, but a dog's head emoji - "I'll give you a green hat."

and also--

"If you want to live a decent life, you must have some green on your head."

"Love is a light, so beautiful."

"Of course I choose to forgive her."

"Forget about Lao Huang next door, I'll sell my son to support you."

……and many more.

He felt that he already had a psychological shadow.

Turning his head away from the emoji barrier covering Bai Han, Su Jiming's face was gloomy and his tone was cold.

"Have you finished packing? Take Su with you after packing... No, let's go, Bai Jun."

"No, old Su, listen to me, Junjun is not Huang Rongsheng's son, I was framed!" Bai Han grabbed Su Jiming's sleeve tightly, as if grabbing a life-saving straw. All the blame was placed on Huang Rongsheng: "Huang Rongsheng is the one threatening me, and he is framing me. If you don't believe me, I can ask Junjun to do a paternity test with him, really!"

"..."

Seeing her so determined, Su Jiming hesitated for a moment.

After all, he has been in love for many years, and he is unwilling to admit that he is raising a son for others.

Bai Han saw that there was something going on, and hurriedly said: "You let Junjun and Huang Rongsheng come down... No, you don't need them to come down, just take a drop of blood!"

"and many more."

Seeing that the two of them were about to reach an agreement again, Xue Bai, who had been staying at the Su family for the past few days, stood up in order to fulfill his promise to his nephew: "Since the paternity test is going to be done, of course we can't just do a two-person test. Just in case, we should both Let's do it."

"What do you mean?" A trace of panic flashed across Bai Han's face.

"Of course it's not aimed at you." Xue Bo politely called the family doctor, and explained to Bai Han by the way: "I'm worried that my brother-in-law's hat may have more than one color."

Bai Han and Su Jiming: "..."

Today's paternity test is no longer as troublesome as it used to be. It only needs two drops of blood, a test strip and a professional doctor, and the conclusion can be drawn in 3 minutes, which is convenient and quick.

The doctor tested Su Jiming and Su Jun first.

He carefully dropped two drops of blood on a test strip and placed it in a specific instrument.

After a while, the instrument spit out a long data table.

Looking at the conclusion of the data, the doctor calmly said: "Mr. Su, the genetic similarity between you and Mr. Su Xiao is 99.99%."

Su Jiming was surprised when he heard the words, and then he was overjoyed: "That means he is my son?"

"..."

The doctor turned to look at him, a sharp light reflected from the glasses.

"Chimpanzees are also 98.75% genetically similar to you."

Su Jiming: "..."

"So..." he said with difficulty.

"There are three points in the genome that do not match, excluding kinship."

The doctor let Su Jiming accept this cold reality by himself, while he put Huang Rongsheng's blood and Su Jun's blood on the test strips and put them into the instrument.

After a while, Su Jiming recovered.

In his burning eyes, the instrument revealed the final result.

"The genetic matching rate is 99.99%, and the parentage index is less than 5000," the doctor shook his head: "It's not as good as that chimpanzee just now."

Su Jiming: "..."

He tried his best to maintain his dignity, squeezed out a smile, and said to the doctor, "Please, I'll take you out."

"No need," the doctor lifted his heavy medicine box with a bang, "I'll just go by myself, don't bother Mr. Su and cry alone."

With that, he walked to the door.

"Oh, that's right." Turning his head, the doctor pulled out a green Jinjiang package from the medicine box: "Someone left it at the door. I was afraid that I would keep it where it would be swept away by the cleaners, so I brought it in for Mr. Su." .”

"No thanks," he said.

After speaking, the doctor turned his head and left. The white coat made waves behind him, setting him off like a legendary big devil.

Comes like lightning and goes like the wind, waving the white coat, leaving only a pack of green hats, very mysterious and sharp.

"Cough." Before Su Jiming could react, Xue Bai, who had been doing nothing, opened the express box for him, and took out a large stack of green hats of different styles.

"Oh," he said, "Brother-in-law, you should wear it as a souvenir. After today, the hats that will be sent back will probably be colorful."

Su Jiming: "..."

Colorful emoticons began to flash in front of his eyes.

Sad, want to die.

As for what Bai Han was still pulling him to say, Su Jiming couldn't hear him at all.

……

on the flying car.

Gu Zheng asked Su Che: "Are you happy?"

Su Che thought for a while and nodded.

——Anyway, he was very happy to see that the Su family was unhappy,

He touched his heart to comfort himself.

——This habit is bad and needs to be changed.

But it doesn't hurt to change it next time.

"I like the doctor my second uncle invited," Su Che said to Gu Zheng, "Young, honest, polite, and highly professional, he must be an excellent thoracic surgeon."

Why Thoracic Surgery?He didn't watch him bite the knife every time, and the knife saw blood, and it almost stabbed Su Jiming's heart to pieces.

"What did the chimpanzee do wrong?" Su Che was slightly dissatisfied.

Why do you want to compare the chimpanzee with Su Jiming?

The chimpanzee can plant ten acres of land in one go, help the master train the serfs, and compete with Xiaohong who can hammer the chest louder.

Su Jiming, can he?

"Okay, we're here." Hearing his compliment to the doctor, Gu Zheng's jealousy was broken. He leaned over and let Su Che taste the sourness in his heart, and then parked the car in a familiar place. place.

"Get out of the car."

"Aw...meow!"

As soon as the car stopped, a black shadow rushed over from a distance.

It has snow-white fur, black leopard prints, blue eyes and a long tail.

Snow Leopard threw the two bags of gold trash on the shoulders to the ground, wanting to have a long-lost reunion hug with Xiaogan.

However, it was ruthlessly rejected by the little heart.

Su Che looked at this big leopard with a body length of more than two meters and a tail taller than both of them in shock.

"Xiaoxue, what's wrong with you? Did you get fattened up by Jinkela?"

snow leopard:"……"

"Meow?"

It licked its paw and thought, it's over, what should I do if the vest falls off?

It really makes the leopard bald.

……

Although he lost his vest, fortunately, he can recognize his aunts with his mental strength.

Therefore, Snow Leopard, who fell off the horse on the spot, betrayed his accomplice without hesitation.

When Gun Gun was caught, he was gnawing on bamboo with one foot up "squeaky" when he suddenly saw the little one, and wanted to get into the nearest bamboo rat hole on the spot.

However, it was too fat to succeed.

So he had no choice but to use the majesty of the Lord of Daqingshan to hammer the dead leopard that dragged people into the water into a leopard-print floor mat.

The fifteen members of the family of bamboo rats who were kicked out of their home watched the two evolutionary animals fight each other, hugging each other in a panic.

Scared.

Su Che: "..."

He left the game helmets to the two actors, taught them how to use them, and then simply drew a map from Daqingshan to the small village where he lived.

"Remember?"

"Meow!"

"Squeak!"

Hearing that the two should be, Su Che nodded, leaving the battlefield to them, and he and Gu Zheng went to find Brother Crow.

When they were leaving, Gun Gun and Snow Leopard vaguely heard Gu Zheng say to Su Che: "Don't be disappointed, what's there to be disappointed? Leopards and pandas are like this, don't look at them as fluffy and cute as a dumpling when they were young. If you grow up, you will become a wretched uncle and a big man who picks your feet."

Wretched Uncle Leopard: "..."

Big Foot Picker Cat: "..."

Hearing the sound getting farther and farther away, the two of them used their claws so hard that they almost scratched a big pine tree beside them bald.

slander!This is all slander!

What a slanderous concubine you are!

There are such shameless people in the world!

……

Putting aside the two aunts who were about to die of anger, Su Che searched for a long time according to the message sent by his spiritual power, and finally found the boss crow who had adopted a group of younger brothers near the farmland.

When the crow boss was found, he was staring at the new group of crows for labor reform.

A black swooping seagull was mixed among the crows, and the gull and fake crows were the overseers——

"Ouou." It flapped its wings and called loudly.

——Come on, do you know what kind of crow our boss is?That is a civilized model crow who has received a pennant from the Qingshan City Police Station!

"Ooooo!"

——You can’t even scatter a corn kernel well, so how can you learn from the boss and serve the people? !

Su Che: "..."

Hearing the emotional, high-pitched calls of the gulls, he was sure of two things.

[-]. The former No. [-] tyrant of Qingshan City may sincerely want to change his face and become a crow again.

[-]. The crows in the world are generally black, even the seagulls who have been among the crows for a long time are the same.

"Are we really going to take this seagull away?" Su Che asked Gu Zheng worriedly.

"What's wrong?" Gu Zheng was puzzled.

Didn't you say you were going to send Bai Dianer back to be a spy?

"I'm not worried that Bai Dianer hasn't changed his ways," Su Che said, "I'm worried that the original flock of seagulls will knock him out."

After all, it is more appropriate to call the bird flying in front of his eyes "Heitan" than the original name of "Baidianer", which is white and snowy.

No matter how it looks, it looks like it just came back from the beggar gang, and it has completely degenerated into a smaller crow!

The author has something to say: Be whiter: It’s not easy to become white, and it’s easy to slip away when you become black.