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Although there are two different groups of viewers who are currently watching "Metamorphosis", everyone agrees that the program crew is definitely blind in inviting Su Che.

This kind of boss with a mysterious physique can be invited by "Metamorphosis", and can the audience laugh at it?

——The warriors who were the first to laugh at the sb rich second generation in the live broadcast have now made an appointment to clone Koukou or Dandan in the Andrology Hospital.

"Is it your "Transformation Meter" that is floating? Or is it that I, Su Batian, can't lift the knife anymore?"

As soon as this topic came out, it was immediately topped by the enthusiastic audience of Green Jinjiang.

"Egg God", "Coin Rose", "The program group is gone".

There are three hot searches a day, and the chief director who is monitoring real-time comments in the office can hardly believe his eyes.

——Even in those years when "Metamorphosis" was the most popular, it was rare to have this kind of treatment that continued to dominate the hot searches.

He wanted to spin, jump, hug and kiss Director Huang who had to invite Su Che to do the show three times.But due to his majesty, the chief director held back.

Regardless of his previous little reserve, he immediately called Director Huang——

"Xiao Huang, my golden baby...no, where is Su Che's guest?"

"Su Che is not here."

"It doesn't matter, you go to him right away. For our program, I'm going to talk to guest Su Che right now, right now. Show your utmost sincerity and tell guest Su Che that I've found ten popular screenwriters to write As for the script of the show, as long as he is willing to act according to our script, he can fill in the remuneration column on the contract as he pleases!"

"..."

There was a suspicious silence on the other end of the phone.

"Huh?" The chief director couldn't help raising his vigilance.

As a high-ranking figure in the entertainment industry, more than a dozen different developments and corresponding solutions immediately emerged in his mind——

For example, the guests refused to cooperate with the program group, the guests were poached by competitors, the guests regarded money as dung...etc.

But the chief director never expected Director Huang's answer.

As if it was difficult to speak, director Huang hesitated for a moment, and said truthfully: "Guest Su Che did not obey our arrangement, and brought the big yellow dog from Qingshan Village... into the mountain."

"what?!"

The chief director was furious.

"That's right, Su Che, a guest, just doesn't cooperate with the program team." Director Huang immediately echoed.

"..."

The chief director took a deep breath, suppressing the anger that was about to explode.

He didn't vent his anger on the guests as Director Huang had expected. On the contrary, seeing the rising ratings data, the chief director was heartbroken.

He picked up the phone, and immediately reprimanded director Huang: "You can't even look down on a child who just turned up? What's the use of you? Dogs know how to follow the guests into the mountains, why don't you know how to follow behind for personal protection?" Him? I see that you are such a big man, you are not as good as a dog!"

Director Huang: "..."

He was scolded bloody, holding the phone with a gloomy face.

The chief director was addicted to scolding, and said, "You can figure it out!" With a "bang", he hung up the phone.

He didn't remember at all that he wanted to hold Director Huang to spin, jump, and kiss three laps just now. It can be said that he changed his face quickly and spoke ruthlessly.

Director Huang: "..."

With a gloomy face, he looked around at the staff members with their ears pricked up, and reprimanded him, "What are you looking at? What should you do?"

"Director..."

The life assistant, who had already been impressed by Su Che's beauty and became a brainless fan, asked in a low voice under the pressure of director Huang, "Then should we go to the mountains to look for it? The chief director has already spoken."

"..."

Director Huang gave him a cold look, and said, "What are you looking for? He couldn't figure it out, so he ran to the nature reserve to seek death. You are such a big man, you want to go in together to die together? Buy one get two free?"

"But the chief director..."

"Does he have the final say on the show or I have the final say?"

"..."

The life assistant rolled her eyes, closed her mouth, went to the side to open the Lvjinjiang live broadcast, and blatantly fished.

He decided to watch the show all the time, and when he found something wrong, he would immediately find someone to join the mountain even if he resigned.

……

When the staff all looked away from him, Director Huang finally had a smug smile on his gloomy face.

"At first, I just wanted to add some ingredients to the expired nutrient solution, but now it's all over. If you catch up and go to death yourself, then you can't blame me."

When he thought that he was about to finish what Bai Han had told him, he couldn't help feeling a little bit of excitement——

When the matter is settled and Bai Han's promised promotion opportunity is obtained, who wants to continue to stay in the boring and outdated garbage program group of "Metamorphosis"?

As for the chief director?That old man, as long as the matter is done this time, there will be plenty of opportunities to deal with him in the future.

Director Huang's expression is very rich at the moment, which can be called Yan Yi, but it's a pity that the area where the staff is located does not have a follow-up camera, otherwise the audience of "Metamorphosis" will probably start frantically swiping again——

"Iron-tooth director, set up flag online", "Sb program group, live broadcast to give away people's heads"...

and many more.

This kind of thing that steals chickens and loses money, they have experience, and they have registered in the Andrology Hospital to wait for cloning. The evidence is evidence.

……

the other side.

The reason why Su Che decided to go into the mountains started from the fact that Death Rose and Big Yellow Dog had divided the territory.

Chen Jingying and Xiao Xiaoming, who were more than ten meters away from the battle, could also see that although the big yellow dog and Death Rose were fierce, they had no room to stand up in front of Su Che, they could only turn their stomachs and be eaten to death.

So the two of them became more courageous, took two steps, and quietly moved back to the door.

"Brother Su Che," Chen Jingying asked worriedly, "What are you going to do about the nutrient solution?"

"..."

Su Che raised his head, looked at the green hills in the distance, and thought about how much delicious food there would be in the mountains this season.

Chen Jingying didn't understand his eyes full of appetite, she just saw the endless loneliness and helplessness from that slender figure.

Immediately, a sense of responsibility arose in her chest, and she suggested, "Why don't you come with us? Let's gather together the food, and it won't be a problem to fill our stomachs."

"Anyway, he brought a lot of snacks."

As she spoke, she poked Xiao Xiaoming, "Isn't it?"

"Who said that?"

Xiao Xiaoming stared, unwilling, originally wanted to fight back, but when he met Chen Jingying's fist, he was instantly discouraged.

"Let's be together." He muttered.

"Look, I agree." Chen Jingying said: "Then it's such a happy decision!"

"and many more!"

Su Che finally came back to his senses. Facing the two enthusiastic friends, he was very moved and refused——

"...It's really not necessary."

——There are so many delicious foods in the mountains, why drink artificial nutrient solution?Masochistic?

Chen Jingying frowned: "Why are you being polite? Let me tell you, the idiot program group "Metamorphosis" is the most shameless, they will definitely handle the matter of hungry guests! At that time, not only will there be no food, but you will also have to work hungry , can you bear it?"

"..."

Before Su Che could speak, Rose of Death was alarmed by the words "hungry guest".

Its consciousness is more asleep than awake, so it is not very clear about the rules of the human world, and it is unmoved when Chen Jingying talks about the nutrient solution.

But the little one had nothing to eat and was going to starve, Rose completely understood and understood...

Distressed.

Its feeling at this moment is the same as before, or more intense than before. If it used to break its branches and put it in the juicer to rotate, jump, and stir, then now it is rumbling in the drum washing machine... Boom...boom...

Brother Rose, who has occupied the land for decades, contracted all the fertilizers in Qingshan Village, and doesn't even know what hunger is, is really distressed.

So, before Su Che turned his head, he heard the familiar sounds of "pop", "pop", and "crack" coming from behind him.

A familiar scent of flowers lingered in Chen Jingying's and Xiao Xiaoming's mouths, and it lingered for a long time.

The rose rolled up a piece of plastic sheeting from the vines and spread it flat on the ground. While blooming and dropping petals... blooming and falling petals... while thinking in his heart, if he starts to work hard now, he can still catch up with the little heart and eat rose cake at noon Porridge Rose Sauce Rose Cake All kinds of roses...

enough!

Brother Gou, who was pinching with Rose, was clear on the issue of the little liver's lunch, and he stopped making trouble. Not only did he not make trouble, but he also pressed the plastic sheet with four paws to help Rose pack.

……

Green Jinjiang live broadcast platform——

"I'm done, I'm done."

"Brother Rose was bald for love first, and now he grows hair for love. His ability to throw coins has not diminished at all, admiration."

"And Brother Gou, look at his distressed little eyes, there is nothing to say, this is love."

"Harmony between wives and concubines is well-deserved."

……

After Rose dropped a whole pack of petals like a knife, Su Che finally convinced the two little friends who cared about him with the facts.

"Don't worry, these are enough for me." He said, "If not enough, it can be opened again."

"Pushing——" Rose shook the branches proudly when she heard the words.

"..."

——You are not eating flowers, you are eating RMB.

Chen Jingying walked out of the yard in a daze.

As she walked, she said to Xiao Xiaoming: "After what happened just now, I suddenly don't look forward to roses as a symbol of love at all. Not only do I not look forward to it, but my mood is a bit complicated, so I will definitely not use roses when I get married in the future."

As she spoke, she picked up a petal of rose that Su Che stuffed, and stuffed it into her mouth——

"Crack."

Fragrant sweet, quite delicious.

"Just you?" Xiao Xiaoming didn't get slapped by Chen Jingying for a long time, and he committed the old habit of being cheap again. He looked Chen Jingying up and down, and asked her: "Why do you think you can marry? Are you flat chested?"

"..."

Chen Jingying reacted for three seconds, then——

"you wanna die!"

In the peaceful village of Qingshan Village, there was another scream like a pig being killed.

……

Inside the "Rose Garden".

Hearing Xiao Xiaoming's screams, Su Che put the packed petals aside, and said to his two companions - Rose and Brother Gou: "Although the petals are very good, it's not enough to have unbalanced nutrition. Just eat them." Neither can roses."

The big yellow dog trembled a bit, watching Su Che's eyes pass by him, trembling, hesitating for a moment, then stretched out a paw——

This dog leg was reluctantly ceded.

Su Che: "..."

"Thank you, I don't eat dog meat."

The big yellow dog breathed a sigh of relief. It hugged its lost paw and sighed for a moment, then heard Su Che say: "Big yellow, let's go for a walk together!"

"..."

Looking at Xiaogan's finger, the big yellow dog was blindfolded for half a second, and then jumped up excitedly——

"Wang!"

--OK!

……

Su Che was very satisfied with his companion's positive attitude.

He touched the big yellow dog's back and was about to go out with it.

"Leave early, the sun will be more sunny in the woods, and it will be easier to find delicious food."

"Wang Wang!"

One person and one dog were preparing to happily go out for a field trip, when Su Che suddenly felt that something was wrong.

It seems... the other member of the family has not moved for a long time.

He turned his head and was taken aback by the twisted and twisted roses in the yard that were spreading their teeth and claws.

Su Che cautiously released his mental power to test the mood of Rose of Death.

Rose: I worked so hard to throw coins for you, but you turned around and ran away with the wild dogs from outside? !

Su Che: "..."

He was silent for a while, and released his mental power to comfort Rose: "It's nothing, I'm even exposed to rain and dew, really!"

So saying, he came in with a vine of rhubarb and rose.

……

Ten minutes later, the closed door opened.

The audience on the Lujinjiang platform opened their eyes wide and saw that Su Che was holding a dog leash woven with thorny rose vines in his hand, leading the majestic big yellow dog, and going out domineeringly.

audience:"……"

"The rain and dew are all wet, hehe."

"I believe in your evil."

The author has something to say: Susu: Children only make choices, and I am exposed to rain and dew╭(╯^╰)╮

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I looked it up, the elves in Lord of the Rings eat magic bread, and they are full after a small bite. The elves in World of Warcraft maintain the natural balance, so they eat meat, plants, and vegetables, which are basically the same recipes as humans. In view of the first It is too miserable in my foodie country, so this article adopts the second setting, mua~