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early morning.

The mist pervading the mountains has not yet dissipated. On the winding mountain road, a white van with three characters of "Deformation Meter" printed on the carriage is familiarly driving towards a higher place.

Su Che sat in the last row of the van.He turned his face to the side, looking at the flying scenery outside the window.

The golden sunlight shines through the car window and falls on the young man's fair face, coating his skin with a layer of soft light.The melting greenness of early spring is reflected in the dark eyes, covering up the curiosity in Su Che's eyes.

There seems to be a kind of clarity and purity full of youthfulness in him, which makes people feel good at first glance.

"Have a glass of water."

The program assistant beside him mixed a tube of orange-flavored nutrient solution into warm water and handed it to Su Che: "Persist on it, it will be here soon."

"Thank you."

Su Che took the water glass and sipped it in small sips, looking very well-behaved. This scene aroused the love of all the female staff present, especially when compared with the other two strange-looking program guests.

The two guests who were secretly complained by the staff were teenagers who were about the same age as Su Che, a boy and a girl.

Their appearance is very recognizable——

The girl's hair is dyed golden yellow, with strands of red streaks from the middle of the hair to the tip. From the rear, it looks like a huge golden chrysanthemum blooming on the top of the head, while the boy dyed his head with perm. The bright blue curly hair swayed above the head with the bumps of the vehicle, which was particularly eye-catching.

At this moment, the two sitting in the front row of Su Che are playing games online.

The red-haired girl was concentrating on poking the tablet in her hand, her fingers almost dancing like phantoms, and suddenly——

"victory!"

As a line of big golden characters burst out on the screen, she jumped up suddenly, stepped on the seat, pointed at the blue-haired boy beside her and said, "Xiao Xiaoming, I would like to admit defeat!"

"Oh shit!"

The boy named Xiao Xiaoming spat, stared at the gray word "failure" on the screen, reluctantly took out a bag of beef jerky from his pocket, and threw it at the girl's feet.

"Come again!"

"Who the hell is coming with you, rookie."

The red-haired girl picked up the beef jerky, tore open the package, turned her head and asked Su Che behind her, "Hey, who is that, do you want to eat it?"

Hearing her words, Xiao Xiaoming frowned, put his legs on the back of the chair in front of him, glanced at Su Che threateningly, and muttered disdainfully: "Chen Jingying, can you still look a little bit feminine?"

"Why doesn't my mother look like a woman?"

Chen Jingying snatched his Teddy roll, and grabbed Xiao Xiaoming's ear, "You owe it to me, don't you?"

"All right, all right." Xiao Xiaoming muttered with a look of "good men don't fight women", "You bitches like little boys."

As he talked, he got so angry with himself, he shouted back: "What are you looking at? What about you, little boy!"

With a "slap", Chen Jingying stepped on the seat, slapped him on the neck, and said to Su Che, "Don't pay attention to him, he has rabies."

Su Che: "..."

The program assistant next to him smiled and said: "It seems that you already know each other. This is Chen Jingying, this is Xiao Xiaoming, and the one behind you is Su Che. In the next few months, everyone will record a program together. Remember to get along well. .”

"..."

Chen Jingying turned her head away, chewing beef jerky indifferently, Xiao Xiaoming dropped the tens of thousands of tablets on the seat with a depressed face, staring at a point in the sky in a daze, only Su Che looked at the program assistant, clicked He nodded to indicate that he heard it.

assistant:"……"

She put big labels on the three of them in her heart——

Violent girls, Internet-addicted teenagers and... innocent little angels who strayed into the wolf's lair?

Oh, by the way, I forgot one thing, all three of them are rich second generations.

……

"Metamorphosis" is a reality show on Zhongzhou No. [-] Channel, which focuses on exchanging lives. In each episode, three troubled teenagers from urban families will be exchanged with rural teenagers, so that they can understand each other's life.

So far, this reality show has been broadcast for decades and has cultivated a large number of regular audiences.

Ordinary reality shows do not have such a long lifespan. "Metamorphosis" also encountered a crisis in its tenth year of broadcasting. Its ratings dropped from the initial explosive state until it became uninterested. The leader once wanted to cut the show.

Just then, a viral social media post saved the life of Metamorphosis.

—— "How to become calm: those years when I watched the sb rich second generation in the metamorphosis meter"

As an ordinary person, the host expounded from various angles how the rich second generation in "Metamorphosis" managed to become a god, set up flags in a small remote village, and how they were severely beaten in the face by life. Time aroused many resonances and produced countless memes and golden sentences.

People have this kind of mentality: even if you have a good background, what's the use?If you don't study, you don't have the ability, you will only play tricks when you encounter problems, and when you mix fertilizer, won't you fall into the cesspit?

As a result, the post became popular, and "Metamorphosis" became popular, including the rich second generation who was slapped in the face by life in "Metamorphosis", especially the one who fell into the pit while mixing manure.

Therefore, the planning team of "Metamorphosis" wisely changed the purpose of the program, from "let the troubled teenagers cultivate correct values" to "invite the most sb rich second generation to be the audience's favorite source of happiness" .

Unsurprisingly, it is popular today.

……

At this moment, Su Che's role is that rich second generation who is always ready to be slapped in the face by life.

He refused the beef jerky that Chen Jingying offered, and while looking at the scenery outside the window, he pricked up his ears, listening carefully to the conversations of the people around him, and obtained information that he didn't know.

It has been three days since the elf Aoshir transmigrated into this young man named Su Che at this moment. When he woke up in the hospital, before he could figure out the situation, he was stuffed into the van by the family of the original body. The crew came to participate in the filming, so there is very little understanding of the current world.

"Oh, who is that... Su Che, I heard that your family makes natural food——Susu food, is that so?" Chen Jingying asked.

Su Che thought for a while and nodded.

He vaguely remembered that when he just woke up, the woman who came to visit him by the hospital bed repeated the phrase "Susu food" several times.

It's just that she was crying too much at that time, causing Su Che to be yelled "I don't have a son like you" by Yuanshen's father who came from behind, so he couldn't hear clearly.

"I heard that the natural fruits in your family are delicious." Chen Jingying chewed the beef jerky enviously, and said with disdain: "Since my dad's mistress came in, how long has it been since I have eaten fruit? Nutrient solution nutrient solution nutrient solution all day long , not as good as this rabies—"

She pointed to Xiao Xiaoming: "Here, that's him. His family runs a breeding farm, and this beef jerky is produced by their family."

"how about you?"

"Me?" Chen Jingying curled her lips: "My dad opened a slaughterhouse, and if you go to my house to slaughter pigs another day, I will give you a half-price discount."

Su Che: "..."

From the limited understanding in the past few days, he learned that the natural resources in this world are very expensive. Natural vegetables, fruits, grains, and meat are not affordable food for ordinary people. Most people in the city rely on various tastes. Rich nutrient solutions, nutrient tablets and nutrient injections for a living.

As for the reason why natural resources are so scarce... So far, Su Che still doesn't know.

He continued the routine: "By the way, why did you come to this show?"

"Who knows?" Chen Jingying finished eating the beef jerky, stuffed the bag into her pocket, and snorted, "I guess the old man was blown on the pillow by some aunt again, saying that I have a bad personality and need to be reformed. What about you, Teddy?"

Su Che suspected that this girl had a bad memory, and she had already given Xiao Xiaoming two nicknames in just a short while.

Xiao Xiaoming's face was gloomy, and he pressed the tablet computer "papapa", immersing himself in his own world. Chen Jingying waited for three seconds, but she didn't get an answer, so she turned her head and said to Su Che: "Oh, Internet addiction is in the late stage. Come to work and quit the net."

Su Che: "..."

"you……"

Without waiting for Chen Jingying to ask, he consciously confessed: "I... am similar to you, and I don't know too well."

Chen Jingying said "Oh", looked at him with eyes that she thought she understood, and mouthed: "Mrs."

Su Che: "..."

It could be even worse, when he woke up three days ago, Yuanzhen's father put his arms around the pear-blossoming woman, forcing him to recognize his stepmother with a serious face.

"Cough cough!"

Just as the two were exchanging information in a serious manner, there was a deliberate coughing sound suddenly heard from the front of the van.

At the same time, the van under him slammed on the brakes with a "thud", and the tires rubbed two long marks on the ground.

Chen Jingying, who was gossiping with her friends, Xiao Xiaoming, who was immersed in the computer, and the staff who were listening to the gossip with their ears upright, were all startled, and their bodies swayed forward.

"careful!"

Su Che quickly grabbed the assistant beside him and Chen Jingying in front of him. As for Xiao Xiaoming on the other side, he could do nothing but watch him fall to the back of the chair in front of him, his blue curly hair drawing beautiful tracks in the air.

"Fuck me!"

Xiao Xiaoming's head hit the back of the seat, and there was a "boom", he stood up covering his forehead, kicked the seat in front of him hard, and cursed at the driver's seat: "You idiot, you fucking want to fall to your death Father!"

"cough."

The program director in the driver's seat coughed again, then turned around.

He is a middle-aged man in his 40s and [-]s, with a serious expression, two deep nasolabial folds engraved on both sides of his nose, and he looks a bit mean and unreasonable.

Chen Jingying seemed to hate this director surnamed Huang, she spat forward and rolled her eyes.

"The mourning ghost."

Su Che actually doesn't like him very much either. He still remembers that when he first got in the car, a staff member of the program team kindly proposed to exchange seats with him because he had just been discharged from the hospital. Director Huang sternly rejected it.

"We're here to make a show, not to take young masters and ladies on an outing."

He sized up Su Che with a look that was mixed with refinement and scrutiny, and contained a trace of disdain and disgust in the depths, and calmly arranged for him to sit in the narrow and cramped last row.

Su Che recovered from his memory.

Facing Xiao Xiaoming's jumping feet and cursing, Director Huang ignored him, and his eyes passed over him directly, as if he saw something unclean.

He knocked on the dashboard in front of him, and told everyone behind him, "We're here."

The author has something to say: The content of "Metamorphosis" in this article was edited by me. The main purpose is farming and farming. Everything serves farming. It is different from the real program, so you don't need to bring it into reality.

Happy to read the article~