Monkey and Feather

I rushed up and hugged Sha Monk, cheering happily: "Old Sha! It's really you! It's really you!!"

I am in this world.No!I don't have many friends in my life, and killing monks is my first friend.Although he has a scary appearance and a scary voice, he has a sincere and warm heart, just like a big brother, which makes me feel reliable.

He was still the same, except that there was no torn bamboo hat on his head, replaced by a somewhat worn-out bridegroom's hat, and a set of bright red long coat on his body.Compared with his ferocious appearance, this is very funny.

Just when I was immersed in the joy of meeting and couldn't extricate myself, I was lifted up by a big hand.

The hand that kills the monk!

Before I could react to what was going on, I was thrown out sideways.

"Oh! My ass!" I squatted on my buttocks, screaming and cursing: "What are you doing, you bastard?"

"Where's the crazy girl, she raped her family when she came up, and I tell you, I already have a family, so don't act recklessly!" After finishing speaking, he turned to the old ghost with a dull face and asked, "What do you want?" Where is the person who came!? Where is he!?”

The old ghost had already been fooled, and stood where he was, forgetting to answer.

"It's me!" I patted the dirt on my body, strode up to him, and looked up at him angrily.

Killing Monk said blankly: "A woman!?"

Then, he glanced at his mouth and laughed: "You go! I don't kill women!"

I was so strange because he treated me like a stranger.

"Killer, don't you remember me?"

"Oh?" Hearing my question, Killing Monk stopped laughing, frowned and looked at me, then shook his head again: "I haven't seen you before!"

sky!He really doesn't remember me~

"Hey~ Take a good look at me again." I moved closer to him and said eagerly, "When I first came to this world, we were always together!"

He looked at me even more puzzled, as if he was trying to remember, but he still shook his head after a long time.

"You forgot~ I was weak at that time, and you gave me bear heart and leopard gall, sewed me animal skin clothes, and then you stole my money to buy wine, yes~ Also, let's go together Go be a bounty hunter and steal the rat spirit's house!"

"Oh~ copying the mouse's hole? It seems to have such a thing! But you~ I really don't remember!" He scratched his head while talking.

"Your sister~ Do you remember, your senior brother, Sun Wukong! At that time, you were with me, looking for him every day, and you said that only by killing him can you save the person you love,

Also, Li Jing, the Heavenly King of Tota, came to harass and torture you if he had nothing to do, saying that the Empress Dowager in heaven liked you the most..."

Killing Monk suddenly interrupted me, and he became furious, stretched out his hand and grabbed me, and shouted hysterically: "You~! You were sent by her!? Isn't it?! Mengmeng and I have already Now that’s the case, isn’t she still willing to let us go?!!”

"Hey~ It hurts!" I struggled to push him away, but I couldn't push him no matter what: "I don't understand what you said! Who won't let you go?!"

Does this guy really have amnesia?Didn't the Undead Ghost King say before, how come he doesn't remember what the killer monk told him about me and the monster monkey? ?

"Empress Houtu, you were not sent by Empress Houtu!?"

I was also a little angry, pointed at him fiercely and said: "Send you a big-headed ghost! I came here because your second senior brother asked me to come to improve my strength and save your senior senior brother! Do you understand! "

"Monkey!?" He frowned, and let go of my hand, with a look of worry on his face: "What's wrong with the monkey?"

"He... He was caught by the sky!" I lowered my head, not daring to look into his eyes, and lowered my voice very low: "In less than three days, he will be beaten to pieces! Hehe~ you There is no need to look around for him anymore, to kill him~"

Killing Monk's expression also became gloomy: "Yeah~ there is no need to kill him~ because there is no need to kill him anymore!"

"Huh?" I was surprised for a while, and looked at him suspiciously.

"Because I'm already with the one I love!"

"Eh!? The person you love?" I suddenly understood something, and I couldn't help raising my voice: "Qiu Meng?! The dark fire you married is Qiu Meng?"

Killing Monk lowered his head and didn't reply, but I saw a happy smile flickering across his mouth.

After a long while, he finally asked, "You want to save the monkey?!"

"Yes!" I answered him firmly, but then I sighed again: "But...but it's all in vain now~ It's still a problem for me to even get out of here!"

But then I suddenly yelled and stopped him: "Yes! You must be able to get out, right?! Can you go rescue your teacher with me?!"

I have seen his power before, the number one killer in heaven!It's not for nothing.

But the killer pushed my hand away and shook his head helplessly: "I can't do anything about this, because I have already promised my wife that I will never kill anyone again!"

! !Your lady! ?Isn't your wife a ghost fire? !Can you still talk? !

If you don't want to help, just say it, why make such an excuse! !Killer, you have changed~

He seemed to see my thoughts, and then said: "She is just a ball of hell fire to you, but she is everything to me. You don't understand her because you failed to get into her heart.

But I can freely get along with him, get to know each other and love each other!Listen, she is asking me to go back to the house..." As he spoke, he smiled happily again, and then turned to go in.

Depend on!Really crazy! !

I hastened to hold him back: "Don't go now~ I haven't finished talking~"

But he looked impatient: "You girl is really annoying, even when you get married, won't others let you go to the bridal chamber?"

Pfft~ Return to the bridal chamber?What are you doing?cough cough~

I cleared my throat, and said with a serious face, "Old Killer! Tell your sister-in-law to come out and meet your sister~ Although you don't remember me, I'm here to congratulate you, you can't drive me away, right?"

I have a small calculation in my heart, first courtesy and then soldiers, looking for opportunities to grind you, and this guy has always loved the person who died, I really want to see, although now it has become a fire~

"Congratulations!?" Killing Monk looked at me suspiciously.Immediately, he laughed heartily: "Okay! You all wait, I will let the bride come out, and let you see what is as beautiful as a fairy~" He rubbed his palms and walked in excitedly!

......He is not only crazy~ The character design has also changed~

Not long after, the door was opened again, and he stuck out his head first, with a playful face, and shouted: "According to your rehearsal, let's have fun~!"

The ghosts with various musical instruments around were downcast at first, but after hearing the shout of the monk, they turned into little clever ghosts in an instant, with happy smiles on their faces, and began to play happy tunes~

I couldn't help but roll my eyes~ This roll can definitely be ranked in the top three in my life's rolls.

Then I saw that the killer monk came out slowly, and following him, there was a group of purple flames the size of a lantern~ just like the will-o'-the-wisp eyes I saw before.

But I am sure that I have opened the longan, and what I see in front of me is not the eyes of evil spirits, but a group of purple fire that is floating faintly in the air.

Hehe~ I can't accept it~

What's even more weird is that the killer monk and the purple fire were still talking.

"This way, lady"

"Look, these are the people from the neighborhood who heard that we were overjoyed and came to congratulate us!"

"What are you talking about? This woman? Hmm~ Maybe it's my sister-in-law, that stinky monkey's woman~"

"No~ I have nothing to do with that monkey, I have always followed my lady's teachings~"

...I and the laughing ghosts around me all shed tears~

Alas~ that's fine, as long as he's happy.

right!I suddenly remembered something, hurriedly opened the backpack, and took out several jars of wine from it.

"Killing Monk, you love drinking the most. I brewed this wine specially for you before. Let's have a good drink on your happy day. By the way, I wish you a happy wedding and an early baby!" courage to speak out.

Killing Monk didn't take the wine, but turned his head to look at his flashing "lady", and then smiled innocently: "Thank you for your kindness! But I have already promised my lady, if you quit drinking, don't drink, Stop drinking!"

Stop drinking! ! ?

This master, who used to be addicted to alcohol and even sold his Zen stick for alcohol, doesn't drink anymore? !Oh, it's incredible~

I raised my eyes and couldn't help but look at the dark fire, and shook my head.

Alas, become a demon for love, become a Buddha for love~ Good wine, good wine!

At this time, I suddenly felt that someone behind me was pulling my sleeve.

I looked back, but it was the old ghost from before, followed by the group of evil ghosts who applauded me before.Now they hold the gongs, drums, shengxiao, and look pitiful, looking at me expectantly...

"What are you looking at!! Don't give me a quick knock! This is a marriage! Do harder!!" Shouting to me, he knocked hard on the old ghost's head~

Everyone... once again shed tears of joy~

...10 minutes later.

I coiled my hair, rolled up my sleeves, and stood on a high table with a chopstick in my hand, facing the crowd of evil spirits below.

"Bang, bang, bang bang! Bang, bang, bang bang~ Come on, you can play along with my melody, this is my brother's big day, let me try out my breastfeeding strength~ The performance is over, This old lady made dozens of jars of wine with elixir ~ I will give you all~"

After hearing my words, all the ghosts became lively as if they had been on a stimulant~ all of them showed their unique skills.

Especially the old ghost, who had a wonderful voice, sang so well, and even did a few somersaults in public, the result was a... piece of applause!