Monkey and Feather

I suffered from insomnia that night, not because of the covetous monsters around me.Now I'm not afraid of these guys at all.

I have insomnia because I have things in my mind that don't make sense.

I took out the lover mirror that Eleven gave me and thought of her.

She loves the wrong person, what about me?What's wrong with me?

Yes, friend, friendship is right.The monster monkey is just one of the main missions in my game, maybe I just want to help him break through the sky.

And he, gave me a little touch, a little hurt, a little concern, and a little tear...

Tears~Damn it!Why did it flow down by itself again!

This smell is very familiar, is it... Kay?right!It's Kay's taste.

Ridiculous, I slammed myself on the head.

Come to think of it, I've only had close contact with few boys.If the monster monkey counts, he should be the third one.The second one is his junior brother, that lunatic who is also trapped by love...

Looking up through the open-air cave, the quiet and bright moon hovered above my head, so beautiful.

"If, it can also make me forget the past, it would be great..."

...

When I woke up, I was in my own home, which was as quiet and tidy as usual, all thanks to my Virgo mother.

The afterglow of the setting sun passed through the balcony and sprinkled on my withered potted plant.

How did they die again?Alas, this is the third time, it seems that I am really not suitable for keeping plants.

I walked down the stairs and strolled to the yard, and my mother was not at home, so I went to collect the clothes that were drying on the hangers.The clothes fluttered in the wind, exuding the fragrance of lavender, which is my favorite smell.

Thinking of the soup that the monster monkey made for me, I almost drool because of my greed.

"Okay! I'll cook again today to see how difficult it is to cook."

I shuttled back and forth at home, kept busy, very late, my mother hadn't come back, and Rhubarb hadn't called.

"Wow! Rhubarb! Come out to eat, what's the matter today? Are you unhappy?" I leaned over, looked at the kennel, and called Rhubarb.

By the bright moonlight, I saw the rhubarb, and it was dead!Its corpse was rotting and stinking, but it looked peaceful.

"Confused! That's right, it's dead, why did I forget it?" I slapped my forehead, and suddenly lowered my head to realize that I had gained a lot of weight.

"No! My stomach, why... why is it so big?!"

...I didn't eat much during the game!

I panicked and ran to the mirror, only to see that my stomach was getting bigger and bigger like an inflated balloon!

Could it be!Could it be...

"Yes! Mom! It's me!! I'm out! Hehe~"

"Ahhh!!!"

...

"Yu!! Wake up! Wake up!"

After feeling a soreness on my face, I dimly saw that familiar face, a monkey face.

It's a demon monkey!For the first time, I felt that this face was so kind.

I cried and hugged him tightly.

"It's okay, I have chased away the nightmare!" The monster monkey patted the back of my head, like a father treating a child.

"nightmare?!"

"It's for the elixir, but with your current abilities, they shouldn't be able to invade your dreams.

Unless it is when your mind is extremely fragile, there will be an opportunity to take advantage of it. "The monster monkey looked at me suspiciously while talking, and asked: "Yu, is there something on your mind? "

I recalled the things I had been thinking about at night, and I only felt nameless depression in my heart, so I said it casually.

"I'm fine!"

"Well, it's fine if you don't want to talk about it." The monster monkey said with a wry smile: "Well, let's go to my bubble at night and sleep with me."

"Sleeping together?!" I became angry for no reason, stared at him with round eyes and said, "Don't you know that men and women can't know each other?"

"What are you afraid of? It's not that I haven't slept. I've played with all three of your moles. What's the point of sleeping... oh..."

Before the monster monkey finished speaking, it let out a scream, just because I kicked him hard.

"Bastard, you really have the face to mention this! Then let me ask you, what are you to me?!" I yelled at him hysterically.

The monster monkey clutched its groin in pain / stammered: "Of course...of course we are partners, bastard! We are partners fighting side by side!"

The monster monkey bared its teeth and cursed: "Damned motherfucker! I think you are getting more and more crazy. I just saved you, but you are repaying your favor?!"

"Partner?! Nima, is the partner used to sleep? I am a big girl!" I spit out all the words I have been holding back in my heart for the past few days, like a dream.

After hearing what I said, Yaohou's face gradually softened, and he sat down on the ground, saying disapprovingly, "Didn't I say that I will be responsible~"

Seeing him like this again, I became even more angry, and my voice raised unconsciously: "Damn! How can you be responsible?!"

"I didn't think about it!" The monster monkey replied without thinking.

"Okay! The old lady thinks for you!" I almost gritted my teeth, and said angrily, "Cut your penis off!"

"Ah what?!" The monster monkey leaped up from the ground, showing a look of incredulity, and stammered, "Cut... cut penis?"

I directly took out my dagger: "If you cut it, you and I will be even! This is the greatest responsibility to me!"

I don't care about it at all, since no one cares about me, why should I care about others!

"Hey! You...don't act recklessly! I said to be responsible, but it's not like this!"

The demon monkey saw that I was serious, and its hairs stood on end in fright.He also knows that it must be a disadvantage for this avatar to fight against me now.

"Didn't you say that you don't care about the love of your children? Did you say that you are a stone heart and won't be emotional?

Since you're not emotional, what's the use of having that stuff, it's better to get rid of it as soon as possible, so as not to burden yourself! "After that, I raised my sword and rushed towards him.

When he saw this, he ran away, shouting: "Sister! Are you serious?! Remember, you are a good person and a lady! Besides, without Ding Ding, why am I peeing! "

"You can urinate as the eunuch urinates!"

"Damn it! Then I am a sissy like them! I don't want it!"

"Haha~ It's ridiculous, I think you are not as good as a sissy, you are just a stinky rascal who dares to act but dares to speak big words!"

"Stop chasing me! I can fly!"

"Hmph, you thought you were the only one who could fly! My old lady is no worse than you now!"

……

I don't know how long it has been...

The setting sun faded away, and in the dark sky, there were only two exhausted figures left, one in front and one behind, walking forward with difficulty.

The monster monkey arched its back, pointed at me and panted heavily: "Hey, I said, Big Sister Yu, stop chasing me.

I haven't broken the sky yet, this power will have to be exhausted by you!I'm just wondering, when did you become so perverted? "

I was also exhausted, holding the short sword and pointing at him: "Come here, I'll tell you~"

...

That night, in a trance, the monster monkey and I lay down somewhere and fell asleep.

That night, no dream.

...

My first such crazy move.If it was in the real world, I'm afraid I would have been shot dead on the spot.

Although this look is really embarrassing, but honestly, it is quite exciting.

"That... I'm sorry, Monster Monkey, maybe there is something wrong with the elixir I ate before, which made me suddenly become like that. In fact, my mind was not clear at the time~"

I lowered my head with guilt on my face. In fact, it wasn't a problem with the elixir. It was simply that I was too stubborn and forced.

However, the monster monkey got a set of gold pants from nowhere, the glittering gold is very funny, I have never seen such a great sage.

He looked at me suspiciously, keeping a certain distance from me vigilantly.

Looking at his actions and chic attire, I almost laughed out loud.

But I still tried my best to hold back, and said, "Don't worry, I won't do that anymore, I'll give you the sword." Then, I threw the weapon towards him.

But the monster monkey still didn't relax its vigilance, and shouted at me: "I don't have any sharp weapons?! Jump."

"Haha, awesome! It seems that he was really scared by me yesterday. Okay! I'll jump!" Thinking in my heart, I jumped on the spot, fearing that he might be worried, so I turned around and jumped again.

"Shh~" He let out a long sigh of relief, and put on a scowling expression: "From now on...you can tell me where I am wrong! If I can change it, I will change it! If I can't change it! I will try my best to change it!

You are not allowed to stab me suddenly behind my back, when I go out from here, everything can be discussed. "

"Haha~" I couldn't hold back, but still laughed.

I thought that this monkey is quite cute and cute when he said these words seriously. It seems that in the future, if he messes up, he will use this trick to deal with him.

Hmph, favorability increased by 30.00%.